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guadzilla 11-30-19 06:35 AM

Object of lust...
 
I dont have upgraditis. I just (like, 30 min ago) converted my Shiv to 11 speed but only so i could share race wheels with my wife. My Venge purchase last week was my first new bike in 6 years, and upgraded a 10 year old race bike.

But godDAMN i want this Orbea (customized paint under MyOrbea). Am seriously considering flipping my Lynskey and buying this (and have a reasonably good reason, too - I have realized that steel may be real, titanium be amazium or whatever, but i find both of them to boring AF to ride, and would much rather ride carbon).

What's your irrational (or rational) object of lust? Let's see them.

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...4f022e1e09.jpg

datlas 11-30-19 06:56 AM

:popcorn

robbyville 11-30-19 07:12 AM

That is a beautiful looking bike, I didn’t realize that Orbea had a custom paint program very cool.

I lusted for a Speedvagen for almost 5 years before being given the ok to get, plus had to sell my last motorcycle as a sign of good faith lol! There were so many beautiful SV’s in the world mine became a reality in February 2018


https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...cd81fbed5.jpeg
https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...d5eae941e.jpeg

Digger Goreman 11-30-19 07:51 AM

If I am not lusting after my wife (7 married years this Winter Solstice), then I'm lusting after this old cougar:

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...3ade200688.jpg
;)
She has survived at least two potential break-ups and doesn't splinter or crack in hard times.
​​​​​

Jim from Boston 11-30-19 07:59 AM

Object of lust...

Originally Posted by guadzilla (Post 21227846)
I dont have upgraditis. I just (like, 30 min ago) converted my Shiv to 11 speed but only so i could share race wheels with my wife. My Venge purchase last week was my first new bike in 6 years, and upgraded a 10 year old race bike.

But godDAMN i want this Orbea (customized paint under MyOrbea)...

What's your irrational (or rational) object of lust? Let's see them.

Originally Posted by Digger Goreman (Post 21227907)
If I am not lusting after my wife (7 married years this Winter Solstice), then I'm lusting after this old cougar:...;)

She has survived at least two potential break-ups and doesn't splinter or crack in hard times.​​​​

Originally Posted by datlas (Post 21227854)
:popcorn



Previously posted:

Originally Posted by TiHabanero (Post 21108380)
”I feel like I am your mistress"

Talking with my wife of 30 years last night as I recalled my adventures at sea and how the sea still calls me. Told her a sailor is married to the sea, and keeps a mistress at home.


She pipes up with, "I feel like I am your mistress and you are married to your bikes." I simply could not argue with that point of view. She may just be right.

Originally Posted by Viking55803 (Post 18114778)
… It's not about the clothes or the bike, true, but a well-fitted and finely-tuned bicycle is a marvelous machine and many cyclists come to feel love and affection for these inanimate objects.

I even coined a term: velosexual, for those that carry more affection for their bike than their partners.

Originally Posted by Jim from Boston (Post 18115032)
In several of the replies, the subscribers even “vexted” (velo-texted) pictures.

Originally Posted by Viking55803 (Post 18115100)
I am totally against marriage equality for velosexuals - it's bound to end badly!

Originally Posted by Jim from Boston (Post 18115119)
The next thing you know, Boston Red Sox Fans will want to marry NY Yankee Fans.

:notamused:





WhyFi 11-30-19 08:02 AM


Originally Posted by guadzilla (Post 21227846)
I dont have upgraditis. I just (like, 30 min ago) converted my Shiv to 11 speed but only so i could share race wheels with my wife. My Venge purchase last week was my first new bike in 6 years, and upgraded a 10 year old race bike.

But godDAMN i want this Orbea (customized paint under MyOrbea). Am seriously considering flipping my Lynskey and buying this (and have a reasonably good reason, too - I have realized that steel may be real, titanium be amazium or whatever, but i find both of them to boring AF to ride, and would much rather ride carbon).

What's your irrational (or rational) object of lust? Let's see them.

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...4f022e1e09.jpg

TBH, most bikes that have internal routing through the bars/stem/HT make me lusty. The first time that I saw a pic of a completely cable-free Madone front end... oof. :love:

indyfabz 11-30-19 08:12 AM

Just say "No" to that paint job. :innocent: Also not fond of the chainstay shape.

guadzilla 11-30-19 08:42 AM


Originally Posted by indyfabz (Post 21227932)
Just say "No" to that paint job. :innocent: Also not fond of the chainstay shape.

I think you are looking for the "I want Indyfabz's approval of my choices" thread. This isnt it. Have any bike stuff you lust for, that you want to share?

guadzilla 11-30-19 08:53 AM

Robbyville - how long was your wait period for the Speedvagen? They certainly are gorgeous. I simply dont have the patience to wait more than a few weeks for a bike, though :)


Originally Posted by WhyFi (Post 21227921)
TBH, most bikes that have internal routing through the bars/stem/HT make me lusty. The first time that I saw a pic of a completely cable-free Madone front end... oof. :love:

Hah, i hear you. My shortlisting criteria for the new road bike had "absolutely no exposed cable around the cockpit" rule. My Shiv seems messy by comparison, actually.... that's a candidate for the next upgrade.

robbyville 11-30-19 09:13 AM


Originally Posted by guadzilla (Post 21227964)
Robbyville - how long was your wait period for the Speedvagen? They certainly are gorgeous. I simply dont have the patience to wait more than a few weeks for a bike, though :)

From fitting to sign off on geometry and paint just under 4mths. Little painful I must admit especially for someone who has a bit of an addiction to urgency. But the joy I felt when I received the frame, fork, bar, seat post and started to build... it was awesome.


https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...b2a84deb3.jpeg
https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...718c3bb9e.jpeg
https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...1902b5696.jpeg
https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...d03e51c37.jpeg
https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...a2169f6b0.jpeg

Wileyrat 11-30-19 09:31 AM

I don't lust after any bike right now, thankfully I really like my Ridley, but If there were more money available than what we could spend, I'd have to buy a Speedwagen.

mstateglfr 11-30-19 09:36 AM

I lusted for a handbuilt steel road bike that I made and got that a coupe years ago after taking a winter building class.
https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...180a09e369.jpg


I now lust for a gravel frame built by me. Itll be a few years at least due to startup costs. Zona tubing with S bend stays and a Whiskey TA 1 1/8 fork. Itll be lighter than any steel production gravel frame and still plenty stiff.

seypat 11-30-19 09:38 AM


Originally Posted by guadzilla (Post 21227846)
I dont have upgraditis. I just (like, 30 min ago) converted my Shiv to 11 speed but only so i could share race wheels with my wife. My Venge purchase last week was my first new bike in 6 years, and upgraded a 10 year old race bike.

But godDAMN i want this Orbea (customized paint under MyOrbea). Am seriously considering flipping my Lynskey and buying this (and have a reasonably good reason, too - I have realized that steel may be real, titanium be amazium or whatever, but i find both of them to boring AF to ride, and would much rather ride carbon).

What's your irrational (or rational) object of lust? Let's see them.

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...4f022e1e09.jpg

Meh. 90 days after you hypothetically got this one, you'd be lusting after another bike...........that doesn't have goofy looking fork paint. On the positive side, it should be easy to matchy matchy your kits. BTW, that fork paint looks like socks that a teenage girl would be wearing to school.

indyfabz 11-30-19 09:46 AM


Originally Posted by guadzilla (Post 21227957)
I think you are looking for the "I want Indyfabz's approval of my choices" thread. This isnt it. Have any bike stuff you lust for, that you want to share?

What was it about going to re-hab that Amy Winehouse sang?

In any event, I don't lust after bike stuff. I I did, it might be a custom touring or bikepacking bike from Co-Mo with a much better paint job than that Orbea. (I have seen a bunch of Co-Mos in my lifetime. Only one or two of them were "Ho hum." None of them was bad. The rest were gorgeous. I am generally not a fan to two-tone fades but I have loved every one of their I have seen.) My only issue with them now is that a traditional 3x is not among available gearing options, althoughI guess I could buy the frame only and have it built to my liking.


https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...0f7fe6a6c1.jpg

indyfabz 11-30-19 09:49 AM


Originally Posted by seypat (Post 21227989)
BTW, that fork paint looks like socks that a teenage girl would be wearing to school.

:lol: My first thought was Keith Haring mashup.

guadzilla 11-30-19 09:50 AM


Originally Posted by robbyville (Post 21227974)
From fitting to sign off on geometry and paint just under 4mths. Little painful I must admit especially for someone who has a bit of an addiction to urgency. But the joy I felt when I received the frame, fork, bar, seat post and started to build... it was awesome.

That's not bad at all - i dont know why i had the impression that their waitlist was years. The Venge is the first bike i have bought fully ready to ride - pretty much every other bike was assembled myself, and yeah, it is a pretty sweet feeling when it all comes together.


Originally Posted by seypat (Post 21227989)
Meh. 90 days after you hypothetically got this one, you'd be lusting after another bike...........that doesn't have goofy looking fork paint. On the positive side, it should be easy to matchy matchy your kits. BTW, that fork paint looks like socks that a high school girl would be wearing to school.

Now that you have gotten off your chest - do you actually have anything to contribute (I know, it almost feels churlish to ask you to add more, after that immense effort above)?

noodle soup 11-30-19 10:06 AM

I sold the Salsa Fargo, so it's time for a new mountain bike.

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/...faa814ac_o.jpg

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/...ca6224ce_o.jpg

Nothing too pricey

seypat 11-30-19 10:11 AM


Originally Posted by guadzilla (Post 21228002)
That's not bad at all - i dont know why i had the impression that their waitlist was years. The Venge is the first bike i have bought fully ready to ride - pretty much every other bike was assembled myself, and yeah, it is a pretty sweet feeling when it all comes together.



Now that you have gotten off your chest - do you actually have anything to contribute (I know, it almost feels churlish to ask you to add more, after that immense effort above)?

Well, since you asked, I can add this. Look what my teenage daughter is wearing around the house today! :lol:

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...4b7eb87aa3.jpg

WhyFi 11-30-19 10:13 AM

You just posted your teenage daughter in a thread titled "object of lust"?

Dude.

noodle soup 11-30-19 10:20 AM


Originally Posted by guadzilla (Post 21228002)
That's not bad at all - i dont know why i had the impression that their waitlist was years.

The waiting list for a Vanilla was several years long, which is one of the reasons Speedvagen was created.

Speedvagen was started to make mostly stock geometry framesets, but few a few options.

seypat 11-30-19 10:28 AM


Originally Posted by WhyFi (Post 21228028)
You just posted your teenage daughter in a thread titled "object of lust"?

Dude.


Maybe I shouldn't have. OP and others might be lusting after the socks she has on as well. Do you have a pair like that? It seems long, garish socks were a thing a year or two ago. People had to do something to cover up their chicken legs. Probably not a problem for the OP since he has massive guads. Sadly, I have to go rake leaves. This was fun while it lasted.

BTW, you should be thinking about your comment next time you post a picture of your daughter.........
in the Addition thread. Dude, that's calling the kettle black.

cycledogg 11-30-19 10:31 AM


Originally Posted by guadzilla (Post 21227846)
I dont have upgraditis. I just (like, 30 min ago) converted my Shiv to 11 speed but only so i could share race wheels with my wife. My Venge purchase last week was my first new bike in 6 years, and upgraded a 10 year old race bike.

But godDAMN i want this Orbea (customized paint under MyOrbea). Am seriously considering flipping my Lynskey and buying this (and have a reasonably good reason, too - I have realized that steel may be real, titanium be amazium or whatever, but i find both of them to boring AF to ride, and would much rather ride carbon).

What's your irrational (or rational) object of lust? Let's see them.

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...4f022e1e09.jpg

Your language is totally DISGUSTING! And so is the bike

guadzilla 11-30-19 10:36 AM


Originally Posted by seypat (Post 21228024)
Well, since you asked, I can add this. Look what my teenage daughter is wearing around the house today! :lol:

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...4b7eb87aa3.jpg

Well, i dont need to lust for socks like that. I *have* socks just like that.

To pair with that brightly colored bike, of course ;)

guadzilla 11-30-19 10:45 AM


Originally Posted by noodle soup (Post 21228039)
The waiting list for a Vanilla was several years long, which is one of the reasons Speedvagen was created.
Speedvagen was started to make mostly stock geometry framesets, but few a few options.

Huh, i did not know that. Funnily enough, last week I would have put a Vanilla as one of my dream bikes - or even gotten on a Speedwagen list if i had known it was a few months only. But i just had this epiphany that i Do Not Like riding steel or titanium. I've always kinda known it, I guess, just never got around to asking myself why I own a custom steel, a Ti, etc.

Venge for racing/hard group rides. That particular Orbea for solo rides/travel (AYHSMB - I'll post a lot of photos when i get it, just to piss off some folks ;)). Shiv - to be replaced by a P3X at some point - for that other type of racing. I might actually be ok with a 3-bike all-carbon stable.

shelbyfv 11-30-19 12:56 PM

Seems appropriate to post a teenager here. When people start in on their "dream" whatever, I think of teens with posters of supercars or supermodels. We're mostly adults here, make it real and post in Hot r Not. Adolescent noodling otherwise.


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