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invicta 09-30-05 12:36 PM

Hipsters?
 
so I've been around here a while andam rather well informed and learned about everything that is discussed but Im still unsure of what exactly denotes one as a hipster. Is it sorta the same thing as all the scenesters that i see at shows that claim to be into the music but really havent a clue outside of their good charlotte and simple plan? Clarification Please.

chimblysweep 09-30-05 12:37 PM

hipsters wear white belts
track bikes are the white belts you can ride

and that's all i'll say.

benny 09-30-05 12:38 PM

not again

salome 09-30-05 12:38 PM

check the rants on craiglist in any city.

drac_vamp 09-30-05 12:38 PM

white belts died with the locust on their last slimfast binge.

dolface 09-30-05 12:39 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hipster

mods, PLEASE kill this thread.

summerinside 09-30-05 12:40 PM

Gawd... bikes are so dumb. The only people who like bikes are other bikers, and they're dumb too. Seriously... only hardcore dorks know what a velodrome is much less pine for one closer to their home.

Ever see a fixie durring the half time show in a superbowl? I thought not. Case closed.

invicta 09-30-05 12:41 PM

Giver, question answered....

FixednotBroken 09-30-05 12:42 PM

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/1...desktop4ku.jpg

dolface 09-30-05 12:43 PM

FnB wins

BostonFixed 09-30-05 12:49 PM

Don't forget:

http://www.catbirdseat.org/catbirdseat/bingo.html



"Definition of a Hipster
Hipster - One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions deemed cool by the cool. (Note: it is no longer recommended that one use the term "cool"; a Hipster would instead say "deck.") The Hipster walks among the masses in daily life but is not a part of them and shuns or reduces to kitsch anything held dear by the mainstream. A Hipster ideally possesses no more than 2% body fat."

www.hipsterhandbook.com

SpiderMike 09-30-05 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by FixednotBroken

And for those tired of oolong...

dolface 09-30-05 12:53 PM

who could get tired of oolong!?

jim-bob 09-30-05 12:54 PM

I'm a hipster. This is all my fault. :(

pitboss 09-30-05 12:56 PM

I sure hope this thread is the last of its kind, becuase it is ****ing stupid as all ****ing hell. This is really too much. Please, if you are worried about being labeled a hipster, it is because:
1. You are one - go die
2. See number one

SpiderMike 09-30-05 12:56 PM


Originally Posted by dolface
who could get tired of oolong!?

I don't know, those that are self certified elites that listen to Hillary Duff?

Terror_in_pink 09-30-05 12:56 PM

B-o-r-i-n-g

chimblysweep 09-30-05 01:07 PM

so, question... do you actually pose the bunny with random stuff, or is it photoshop? i'm a luddite and can never quite tell.

*new*guy 09-30-05 01:11 PM


Originally Posted by chimblysweep
track bikes are the white belts you can ride

awesome.

deathintransit 09-30-05 01:13 PM

Uncle Tupelo's album No Depression rules.

jayrooney 09-30-05 01:15 PM

a person with a white belt finds food on a rabbit's head, and a person with a black belt loots food from a rabbit's head.

spike lateen 09-30-05 01:15 PM

Hipster— noun 1. relating to track bikes~one who cannot stop, keep their line, or keep up their speed for more than 1/8 mile with out either getting tired or having to fix their hair.

jet sanchEz 09-30-05 01:15 PM

I guess I might be a hipster. I wear a white belt in my dark-blue jeans while riding my fixed gear conversion with the gold deep-v rims.

dolface 09-30-05 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by chimblysweep
so, question... do you actually pose the bunny with random stuff, or is it photoshop? i'm a luddite and can never quite tell.

it's real, and oolong was famous for a while, you can read about him here http://www.syberpunk.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?page=oolong and see more pictures here http://www.fsinet.or.jp/~sokaisha/rabbit/rabbit.htm

pitboss 09-30-05 01:19 PM


Originally Posted by spike lateen
Hipster— noun 1. relating to track bikes~one who cannot stop, keep their line, or keep up their speed for more than 1/8 mile with out either getting tired or having to fix their hair.

THANK YOU.


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