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I feel like I got the **** beat out of me.

that's what you get when you go to patterson to buy your PEDs.

Last time I heard that as a geographic reference I was tailgaiting before a giants game with some guys from Queens. After much consumption, the scariest guy of the crew said to me, "eff' tha game, let's go ta patuhhhsun and get some hookkuhhs."

I nearly jumped over the turnstyle to get into the stadium.

Post ride peanut butter almost makes big ring hill repeats enjoyable.

there used to be a crit there. don't know if it's still happening.

On the spin down back some old guy tried to drive us off the road. My teammate had a fist fight with the guy's car. Not too smart, but a great wheel in a sprint.

I totally have to take a crap.

My current facebook message.. "Taking the browns to the superbowl"

*ok maybe not*

a greeka calling me a commie. that's rich. :)

Compelling.



In a van, going to dinner.

The beauty of wi-fi is I can post about my training while on the toilet.

where that at?

you're late. again.

riding @6. gonna slay it.

I'd pay someone $10 to go get me a can of olives.

Good olives come in jars.

REALLY good olives come in neither cans or jars. Sometimes I get them in "baggies" and sometimes in Styrofoam cups with lids. It all depends on the vendor and quantity.

To be fair, though, "jar" olives are usually way better than "can" olives.

fixed.

Soaked in vermouth is good. Then you can dispense with one step in the martini preparation. :lol:

Dirty gin martini?

This is only acceptable if you have less than one drop of vermouth. In that case it is good to go.

Actually, I just hold the vermouth bottle up and show it the glass...that's enough for me.

I like your style.

Of course drinking straight gin is much too coarse. Only drunkards do that. It does need to have at least a hint of vermouth.

Great, thanks a lot guys. Now I have to go to the liquor store.

yeah, like rinse the inside of the glass with vermouth, then pour it out. just waving the vermouth bottle over the glass is classy but not quite enough for me... (finally, a topic in bike racing that i'm an expert at :rolleyes:)