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crandress 01-27-18 01:35 PM

Box O’ Crap, Series Seven
 
I am the new Crap Master. I am in investment wizard and wine snob in the real world, residing in the middle of the country. I think I can handle this too, we shall see!

After 2+ years of most excellent service as Head Cat Chaser, gugie has hung up his special Box O’ Crap keyboard and returned to his tardis for more time/interstellar travel. For some reason, and despite seeing how much effort it takes to keep the ball matriculating downfield, I think I'm ready for this challenge. gugie, we all thank you for your service! And also for being a great caretaker of the BOC game!

Crapmaster Emeriti: @noglider BOCPAG, the box o' crap pass around game. Started 12-1-2010 @nlerner - box o crap pass-around game, started 12-1-2010 @sailorbenjamin - Instant Box of Crap Pass-a-Round-Robin started 8-31-11 @TimmyT - Instant Box of Crap Pass-a-Round-Robin take two: Movement & Passing, started 12-17-2011 @Drillium Dude - Box O' Crap game take 4 (that's right - 4) started 3-30-2012 @gugie - Box O' Crap, sixth edition

Special Metal of Honor: long john for creating something better than an everlasting gobstopper: a metal liner for the BOC to last for months.

Note: if you no longer want to be on the mailing list, please let me know and I will remove you. This is important so as not to hold up the box while someone is trying to PM you for your mailing address If you want to be added, post to the thread and state that you've read the rules and will abide by them, and I will update the list here in this first post. See Rules below for the one eligibility requirement.

Sixth Edition Countdown Complete!!

Thank you for the hand-off gugie

Series Seven Awaiting Completion of the Sixth Edition
crandress CM Sent: 03/20/18
jeirvine Received: 03/22/18 Sent:3/27/2018
Lascauxcaveman Received: 3/29/2018 Sent: 03/30/2018
rccardr Received: 04/02/2018 Sent: 04/03/2018
Kobe Received: 04/07/2018 Sent: 04/09/2018
2cam16 Received: 04/11/2018 Sent: 04/12/2018
Farenheit531 Received: 04/16/2018 Sent: 04/19/2018
Charles Wahl Received: 04/21/2018 Sent: 04/24/2018
wschruba Received: 04/25/2018 Sent: 04/26/2018
fleslider Received: 04/28/2018 Sent: 05/01/2018
bwilli88 Received: 05/03/2018 Sent: 05/07/2018
smontanaro Received: 05/10/2018 Sent: 05/14/2018
mountaindave Received: 05/17/2018 Sent: 05/18/2018
Dean51 Received: 05/21/2018 Sent: 05/23/2018
Whit51 Received: 5/25/2018 Sent: 5/28/2018
jeirvine Received: 05/31/2018 Sent: 06/04/2018
noglider Received: 06/06/2018 Sent: 06/08/2018
rccardr Received: 06/11/2018 Sent: 06/12/2018
crandress CM Received: 06/15/2018 Sent: 06/19/2018
Lascauxcaveman Received: 06/21/2018 Sent: 06/27/2018
nlerner Received: 06/29/2018 Sent: 07/02/18
2cam16 Received:07/06/2018 Sent: 07/09/2018
jyl Received: 07/12/2018 Sent: 07/13/2018
Pompiere Received: 07/16/2018 Sent: 07/21/2018
bwilli88 Received: 07/24/2018 Sent: 07/27/2018
dweenk Received: 07/30/2018 Sent: 07/31/2018
fleslider Received: 08/03/2018 Sent: 08/13/2018
gugie Received: 08/17/2018 Sent: 08/20/2018
smontanaro Received: 08/22/2018 Sent: 08/25/2018
Darth Lefty Received: 08/27/2018 Sent: 8/28/2018
mountaindave Received: 08/31/2018 Sent: 09/04/2018
crank_addict Received: 09/06/2018 Sent: 09/28/2018
noobinsf Received: 10/01/2018 Sent: 10/05/2018
Whit51 Received: 10/07/2018 Sent: 10/08/2018
noglider Received: 10/11/2018 Sent: 10/15/2018
Dean51 Received: 10/17/2018 Sent: 10/18/2018
crandress Received: 10/22/2018 Sent: 10/24/2018
beicster Received: 10/27/2018 Sent 10/29/2018
2cam16 Received: 10/31/2018 Sent: 11/05/2018
wschruba Received: 10/07/2018 Sent: 10/08/2018
rickrob Received: 11/10/2018 Sent: 11/13/2018
smontanaro Received: 11/15/2018 Sent: 11/17/2018
tiredhands Received: 11/20/2018 Sent: 11/23/2018
michael k 11/26/2018 Received: Sent: 11/28/2018
jyl Received: 11/30/2018 Sent: 12/05/2018
nlerner Received: 12/10/2018 Sent: 12/12/2018
crandress Received: 12/15/2018 Sent: 12/17/2018
noglider Received: 12/22/2018 Sent: 01/09/2019
gugie Received: 01/11/2019 Sent: 01/12/2019
2cam16 Received: 01/15/2019 Sent: 01/16/2019
Otto Rax Received: 01/19/2019 Sent: 01/23/2019
Lascauxcaveman Received: 01/25/2019 Sent: 02/01/2019
deux jambes Received: 02/01/2019 Sent: 02/06/2019
Reco Very Received: 02/08/2019 Sent: 02/08/2019
Pompiere Received: 02/11/2019 Sent: 02/16/2019
smontanaro Received: 02/19/2019 Sent: 02/21/2019
FBOATSB Received: 02/25/2019 Sent: 02/27/2019
hazetguy Received: 03/02/2019 Sent: 03/06/2019
natterberry Received: 03/08/2019 Sent: 03/12/2019
fleslider Received: 03/18/2019 Sent: 03/27/2019
2cam16 Received: 03/30/2019 Sent: 04/02/2019
Lasauge Received: 04/05/2019 Sent: 04/08/2019
mountaindave Received: 04/13/2019 Sent: 04/18/2019
mgopack42 Received: 04/22/2019 Sent: 04/23/2019
deux jambes Received: 04/26/2019 Sent: 04/29/2019
crandress Received: 05/02/2019 Sent: 05/06/2019
Dean51 Received: 05/09/2019 Sent: 05/19/2019
Reco Very Received: 05/13/2019 Sent: 05/17/2019
gugie Received: 05/23/2019 Sent: 05/28/2019
noglider Received: 06/01/2019 Sent: 06/03/2019
tiredhands Received: 06/08/2019 Sent: 06/10/2019
BoozyMcliverRot Received: 06/13/2019 Sent: 06/15/2019
tricky Received: 06/19/2019 Sent: 06/24/2019
mountaindave Received: 06/27/2019 Sent: 07/01/2019
nesteel Received: 07/05/2019 Sent:07/08/2019
Andy K Received: 07/11/2019 Sent: 07/15/2019
nlerner Received: 07/18/2019 Sent: 07/20/2019
the sci guy Received: 07/22/2019 Sent: 07/26/2019
deux jambes Received: 07/29/2019 Sent: 08/02/2019
Reco Very Received: 08/06/2019 Sent: 08/08/2019
2cam16 Received: 08/10/2019 Sent: 08/12/2019
Lascauxcaveman Received: 08/14/2019 Sent: 08/20/2019
fleslider Received: 08/22/2019 Sent: 08/27/2019
t_e_r_r_y Received: 08/30/2019 Sent: 09/05/2019
crandress Received: 09/09/2019 Sent: 09/13/2019
natterberry Received: 09/13/2019 Sent: 09/23/2019
mgopack42 Received: 09/26/2019 Sent: 10/15/2019
RaleighSport Received: 10/19/2019 Sent:10/21/2019
Mad Honk Received: 10/23/2019 Sent: 10/24/2019
RamAlaRag Received: 10/26/2019 Sent: 11/1/2019
rustystrings51 Received: 11/4/2019 Sent: 11/8/2019
USAZorro Received: 11/12/2019 Sent: 11/13/2019
nlerner Received: 11/16/2019 Sent: 11/18/2019
hokiefyd Received: 11/20/2019 Sent: 11/23/2019
jeirvine Received: 11/26/2019 Sent: 11/30/2019
Pompiere Received: 12/03/2019 Sent: 12/06/2019
qclabrat Received: 12/09/2019 Sent: 12/14/2019
Mad Honk Received: 12/18/2019 Sent: 12/21/2019
scarlson Received: 12/24/2019 Sent: 12/30/2019
BFisher Received: 01/02/2020 Sent: 01/03/2020
USAZorro Received: 01/06/2019 Sent: 01/09/2020
obrentharris Received: 01/14/2020 Sent: 01/15/2020
mgopack42 Received: 01/18/2020 Sent: 01/23/2020
2cam16 Received: 01/25/2020 Sent: 01/27/2020
aceves Received: 01/30/2020 Sent:02/03/2020
mountaindave Received: 02/06/2020 Sent: 02/15/2020
smontanaro Received: 02/19/2020 Sent: 02/20/2020
Chr0m0ly Received: 02/23/2020 Sent:
crandress Sent:
Mad Honk Received: Sent:
Reco Very Received: Sent:
smontanaro Received: Sent:
RichSPK Received: Sent:
romperrr Received: Sent:



Rules (this is important):

1. If you can't abide by the rules, please don't play
2. Ship within 5 working days of receipt of box (if you're on the list, you should have some crap ready to be put into the box - right?) This is a USPS large flat rate box, with a current shipping cost of $19.95. This just the current price and likely to go up, so your actual cost could be more. If you receive a box that's falling apart, please pick up a new one from the post office-they're free! Also note that this B.O.C. game is only available to those within the USPS flat rate region. Sorry in advance for those C&V forum members that can't play!
3. Remove only crap you intend to use yourself
4. Do not remove crap to sell to somebody else
5. Do not remove crap to pass to somebody else
6. Try to put in as much or more crap than you remove
7. Report receipt via this thread upon receipt (same day shouldn't be too difficult - we're all addicted to this forum and most post daily. Don't suddenly disappear once the box makes it to you). Report via this thread when you've sent the box on to the next member as well.
8. Photograph the box contents as received (not a completely-revealing photo - just the box open and the crap on the top of the pile) and post (this thread is worthless without pics and all that...)
9. Photograph what you took out, but not what you put in - it's supposed to be somewhat of a surprise.
10. Bonus if you photograph the take parts once mounted or used, even if it is a long time before you use it. Not a requirement, but I think this might enhance the thread and I know I would enjoy seeing a part I contributed getting used.
11. Players must have 150 posts or more. This, of course, is to facilitate PMing to pass/receive mailing addresses. Additionally, if you're serious enough to post this many times, you're part of the community and much less likely to be jumping onboard just to get some free crap .
12. Please, no completely worthless, borked crap (unless, of course, it's a cat-toy or has a string tied around it signifying its use as a small boat anchor).
13. Ultraspontane has unwittingly prompted us to add the following guidance: The BOX OF CRAP is a CRAPSHOOT and you may not like the CRAP in the BOX. There may be absolutely nothing in the box of any value to you. Even if this is the case, you will still be expected to spend $18.90 to mail the BOX OF CRAP on to the next person. If you aren't ok with that, don't play the game; it's that simple, really.
14. If you take more than 10 days to ship the box, you're banned for life. Right now we’ve got Ultraspontane, Road2you, and mtnbke on this list. I hope not to add anyone else.
15. PM the next person in line (don't ask me!) for a ship to address. Don't post it here, respect everyone's privacy.
16. If you're on deck, in the hole, or otherwise getting close to your turn, and you know you're going on vacation, have to drive the kids to college, or have temporary crap going on, you can post here or PM the CrapMaster (me), and I'll move you down the list a bit on the sly based on what you feel you're more comfortable meeting your BOC responsibilities. I won't make you get to the end of the line. The list is not writ in stone, I can copy and paste with the best of 'em.
17. When requesting a new place in line, please let the Crapmaster know the number of times you have played.
18. Please don't take photos of address labels on the box or post tracking info publicly to respect everyone's privacy. I don't think anyone does this intentionally, but we just want to remind everyone. For tracking info, please limit to private messages.

Okay! Once I receive the box to end the Sixth Edition of the Box O’ Crap, Series Seven will begin.

“One word: KARMA. Make sure you do the right thing so the Karma you get is the kind you want.”

Chris - crandress

crandress 01-27-18 01:36 PM

If you would like to be added to the list, please let me know, but don't forget, this session will not commence until the completion of the Sixth Edition which still has six more to go including me.

2cam16 01-27-18 01:52 PM

Oh most high CrapMaster, please add me to the list. I have read all the rules and will abide by them. Virgin list member here so be nice. lol
Thanks!

crandress 01-27-18 02:18 PM


Originally Posted by 2cam16 (Post 20135166)
Oh most high CrapMaster, please add me to the list. I have read all the rules and will abide by them. Virgin list member here so be nice. lol
Thanks!

Your request has been granted. Welcome to series 7.

noglider 01-27-18 03:38 PM

Correction: there is no ‘f’ in box o’ crap.

crandress 01-27-18 03:48 PM


Originally Posted by noglider (Post 20135333)
Correction: there is no ‘f’ in box o’ crap.

While I would agree, you are going to have to help me with what you are referencing?

Fahrenheit531 01-27-18 04:04 PM


Originally Posted by crandress (Post 20135351)
While I would agree, you are going to have to help me with what you are referencing?

Paragraph 2 of post #1.

Also, might I be added to the Series 7 rotation? Many thanks! :thumb:

noglider 01-27-18 04:30 PM

You used an ‘F’ in place of the apostrophe.

crandress 01-27-18 04:43 PM

Unless I am missing something, the only ofs, were likely copied from the previous thread. But I can correct. My titles are correct though right? The things that can’t be changed?

rccardr 01-27-18 04:47 PM

I have read and reviewed the Rules of Conduct and hereby agree to abide by them.

crandress 01-27-18 04:48 PM

Wait, I am the Crapmaster, ruler of this thread and can type it however I want!! :D

79pmooney 01-27-18 05:01 PM

First - I'm going to refrain from joining your list. I may well do so in the future but I have too many irons in the fire right now.

Second - A box of parts suitable for series of Seven bicycles? Crap? I doubt I own anything that worthy.

Ben

Fahrenheit531 01-27-18 05:23 PM


Originally Posted by crandress (Post 20135435)
Wait, I am the Crapmaster, ruler if this thread and can type it however I want!! :D

*of ;)

crandress 01-27-18 05:30 PM


Originally Posted by J.Oxley (Post 20135487)
*of ;)

Banned forever!!!

OK fine, you are added to Series Seven if you promise to be good!

crandress 01-27-18 05:32 PM


Originally Posted by 79pmooney (Post 20135458)
First - I'm going to refrain from joining your list. I may well do so in the future but I have too many irons in the fire right now.

Second - A box of parts suitable for series of Seven bicycles? Crap? I doubt I own anything that worthy.

Ben

Well feel free to join when ready. Seven bicycles, had not thought of that, but there is a reference there...

Fahrenheit531 01-27-18 05:47 PM


Originally Posted by crandress (Post 20135507)
Banned forever!!!

OK fine, you are added to Series Seven if you promise to be good!

Absolutely could not resist. The setup was too perfect. From here it'll be nothing but crappy parts discussion.

Charles Wahl 01-27-18 05:47 PM

I believe that there are two apparently offending instances of "of" in the 3rd paragraph of the 1st post; at the time of this writing, anyway. If they're accurate renditions of the post headings made by Emeriti, then I'd argue that they have to be accepted on that basis.

In the past I have resisted/ignored BOC, but boredom/curiosity has gotten the better of me, and I believe have some worthy crap; so I affirm that I have read the rules as found above, and quoted below (so that the Grand High Crapmaster VII cannot modify them, regarding my participation, without my assent), and agree to abide by these:

"1. If you can't abide by the rules, please don't play
2. Ship within 5 working days of receipt of box (if you're on the list, you should have some crap ready to be put into the box - right?) This is a $18.75 flat rate box. If you receive a box that's falling apart, please pick up a new one from the post office-they're free! Also note that this B.O.C. game is only available to those within the USPS flat rate region. Sorry in advance for those C&V forum members that can't play!
3. Remove only crap you intend to use yourself
4. Do not remove crap to sell to somebody else
5. Do not remove crap to pass to somebody else
6. Try to put in as much or more crap than you remove
7. Report receipt via this thread upon receipt (same day shouldn't be too difficult - we're all addicted to this forum and most post daily. Don't suddenly disappear once the box makes it to you). Report via this thread when you've sent the box on to the next member as well.
8. Photograph the box contents as received (not a completely-revealing photo - just the box open and the crap on the top of the pile) and post (this thread is worthless without pics and all that...)
9. Photograph what you took out, but not what you put in - it's supposed to be somewhat of a surprise.
10. Bonus if you photograph the take parts once mounted or used, even if it is a long time before you use it. Not a requirement, but I think this might enhance the thread and I know I would enjoy seeing a part I contributed getting used.
11. Players must have 150 posts or more. This, of course, is to facilitate PMing to pass/receive mailing addresses. Additionally, if you're serious enough to post this many times, you're part of the community and much less likely to be jumping onboard just to get some free crap .
12. Please, no completely worthless, borked crap (unless, of course, it's a cat-toy or has a string tied around it signifying its use as a small boat anchor).
13. Ultraspontane has unwittingly prompted us to add the following guidance: The BOX OF CRAP is a CRAPSHOOT and you may not like the CRAP in the BOX. There may be absolutely nothing in the box of any value to you. Even if this is the case, you will still be expected to spend $18.75 to mail the BOX OF CRAP on to the next person. If you aren't ok with that, don't play the game; it's that simple, really.
14. If you take more than 10 days to ship the box, you're banned for life. Right now we’ve got Ultraspontane, Road2you, and mtnbke on this list. I hope not to add anyone else.
15. PM the next person in line (don't ask me!) for a ship to address. Don't post it here, respect everyone's privacy.
16. If you're on deck, in the hole, or otherwise getting close to your turn, and you know you're going on vacation, have to drive the kids to college, or have temporary crap going on, you can post here or PM the CrapMaster (me), and I'll move you down the list a bit on the sly based on what you feel you're more comfortable meeting your BOC responsibilities. I won't make you get to the end of the line. The list is not writ in stone, I can copy and paste with the best of 'em.
17. When requesting a new place in line, please let the Crapmaster know the number of times you have played.
"

PM sent to G.H. Crapmaster VII

nlerner 01-27-18 06:03 PM


Originally Posted by noglider (Post 20135408)
You used an ‘F’ in place of the apostrophe.

Vote to ban for excessive pedantry.

crandress 01-27-18 06:16 PM

@Charles Wahl added!

Drillium Dude 01-27-18 06:56 PM


Originally Posted by rccardr (Post 20135430)
I have read and reviewed the Rules of Conduct and hereby agree to abide by them.

I think you meant to type Rules o' Conduct, amiright?

DD

gugie 01-27-18 07:16 PM


Originally Posted by crandress (Post 20135435)
Wait, I am the Crapmaster, ruler of this thread and can type it however I want!! :D

All hail the omniscient Crapmaster!

Folks, The Crapmaster cannot mispell, cannot be grammatically incorrect, and if said Crapmaster posts a date sent or received in the past or future, please note that the Crapmaster has the power to move calendars around.

crandress 01-27-18 07:23 PM


Originally Posted by gugie (Post 20135640)
All hail the omniscient Crapmaster!

Folks, The Crapmaster cannot mispell, cannot be grammatically incorrect, and if said Crapmaster posts a date sent or received in the past or future, please note that the Crapmaster has the power to move calendars around.

Exacly! This is not a democracy,,,

wschruba 01-27-18 08:01 PM


Originally Posted by crandress (Post 20135578)
@Charles Wahl added!

Put me after him!

:D

Dean51 01-27-18 08:41 PM

I dream about the day when I can be added to THE LIST. Just under 50 posts to do.

Dean

2cam16 01-27-18 08:49 PM


Originally Posted by crandress (Post 20135200)
Your request has been granted. Welcome to series 7.

:thumb::thumb:


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