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ahsposo 01-22-14 07:14 AM

Walks like a duck, quacks like a duck yet is not a duck.

Jseis 01-22-14 08:44 AM

Has a yearin' for some downunder platypuss.

Wilfred Laurier 01-22-14 08:47 AM

it is wise for him to ignore the cease and desist letter he receives from my lawyer

CbadRider 01-22-14 10:13 AM

Made the post that broke the original thread so we had to create a new one. Oh wait, that's not a lie. :o


Likes to send cease and desist letters instead of Christmas cards.

3alarmer 01-22-14 11:18 AM


Originally Posted by eschlwc (Post 16431594)
could easily straddle the top tube flat footed before getting stuck in that clothes dryer.

...rides a step through frame because top tubes increase his anxiety levels. He's working on inventing a tubeless frame, made from string and old potato skins.

Wilfred Laurier 01-22-14 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by CbadRider (Post 16431486)
Made the post that broke the original thread so we had to create a new one. Oh wait, that's not a lie. :o

yay
i broke the internet

as for eschlwc and 3alarmer
they will forever regret that their last lies were not the roadside bombs of bikeforum lies

MillCreek 01-22-14 11:50 AM

Has no regrets nor insight as to how he broke the internet.

Wilfred Laurier 01-22-14 11:51 AM

has no regrets nor insight

3alarmer 01-22-14 11:57 AM

...his insight is pretty much limited to his regrets.

ahsposo 01-22-14 12:29 PM

Wishes >ahem< that he was the OP.

3alarmer 01-22-14 12:47 PM

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...granted three wishes by the genie from the bottle, after sex and money, he was smart enough to save one for later.

Jseis 01-22-14 04:31 PM

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MillCreek 01-22-14 04:31 PM

Now wishes he did not ask the genie for a monkey's paw.

Jseis 01-22-14 04:34 PM

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http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=360893Is really really quick on the draw, too quick says his S.O.

ahsposo 01-22-14 04:44 PM

Needs to change that to Bong Hitting...

Jseis 01-22-14 04:51 PM

Is a fountain of creativity after getting hit one two many times.

3alarmer 01-22-14 06:00 PM

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... dedicating his life to the purpose, he has, through the use of a variety of drugs, managed to completely shut down the left hemisphere of his brain. Words, turds..all the same.

MillCreek 01-22-14 07:33 PM


Originally Posted by Jseis (Post 16432630)
http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=360893Is really really quick on the draw, too quick says his S.O.

Hey, those episodes of Star Trek are not going to watch themselves!

ahsposo 01-22-14 07:37 PM

The story of the day he learned he was a narcissus is to be published in the Snohomish Daily Revelation next Sunday.

MillCreek 01-22-14 08:17 PM

Rather than being a narcissus, he would prefer to be a nice peony or perhaps a lily of the valley.

ahsposo 01-22-14 08:18 PM

Trapped in a whirled he never made.

Jseis 01-22-14 08:48 PM

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ahsposo 01-22-14 09:19 PM

Like the sandshark he blends in and lurks; waiting on hapless prey.

3alarmer 01-22-14 09:24 PM

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...not hapless. That's fer sure.

Jseis 01-22-14 10:42 PM

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