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cubewheels 07-06-20 10:39 PM

Simple "uglify" your bike project
 
I live in a poor neighborhood where bike thefts are quite high, not only that, gangs may also take them from you by force. If that's not enough, neighbors can get insecure so easily if you have something new.

So here's what I did to my bike to make it look a little bit older. Disclaimer: Changes to the appearance could be permanent and may damaged some parts of your bike!

I prepared a mixture of 1 part white enamel paint and 7 parts kerosene and painted the bike frame, rims, tires, cranks, and handle bar with it. NOTE, only put a tiny dab on the paintbrush to avoid drops running down and ruining the art, the mixture is incredibly thin that's why you only need a tiny amount on the paintbrush to avoid drops running down. (colors white and beige is good for dark colored parts of the bike, Dark brown for light colored parts of the bike)

Notice the paint mixture is incredibly thin - it is mostly kerosene so that the mixture will look like dust or even dried mud, aluminum corrosion, faded paint, and even damage/scratch/abrasion on the paint. Note, the paint mixture will also remove the gloss! Brush in one direction. To make it appear like rubbed or even a scratch, wait 2 to 3 minutes for paint to dry a bit and then brush again (without putting any additional paint on the brush)

The entire job takes less than 20 minutes and makes your bike look probably 5 years older!

BEFORE UGLIFY:
https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...db40922308.jpg

AFTER UGLIFY:
https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...38199464b6.jpg

gravel.n.mud 07-07-20 12:41 AM

But I hate riding ugly bikes :lol:

Ross520 07-07-20 01:39 AM

Yes, we get it, you bike is ugly and now you're making it even uglier.

It is, however, utterly perplexing to me why a grown-man is riding around on a child's bike with the saddle jacked-up to moon.

I've seen plenty of pictures of people riding bicycles in poorer parts of the world, and they sure don't look like yours.

Part of me wonders if this is all some elaborate troll.

indyfabz 07-07-20 03:34 AM

Donít see any appreciable difference between before and after. Ugly is ugly.

shelbyfv 07-07-20 05:11 AM

Bizarre set up, so ugly and stupid. This is obviously a joke attempt. :lol: OP hasn't missed many opportunities to post pics of this abomination. https://www.bikeforums.net/general-c...-stealing.html and https://www.bikeforums.net/general-c...ed-me-otb.html

FiftySix 07-07-20 06:21 AM

If only that bike was steel, then you could give it a rusty finish.


Or just try something like this


FiftySix 07-07-20 06:27 AM

Hmmm. Looks like this is still worth stealing, but . . .

S-Works by Rust Venge

https://www.amazon.com/faux-rust-pai...aux+rust+paint

cubewheels 07-07-20 09:38 AM


Originally Posted by Ross520 (Post 21573638)
Yes, we get it, you bike is ugly and now you're making it even uglier.

Yes, to avoid animosity from neighbors and attracting attention of bike robbery gangs. Animosity can cost you dearly where I live like your house vandalized.



It is, however, utterly perplexing to me why a grown-man is riding around on a child's bike with the saddle jacked-up to moon.
I have many reasons unique to my situation but on top of the list is that adult-size bikes are prime targets for bike robbers and just invite more animosity from crackhead neighbors.

I deliberately have to look goofy and pitiable. It's the only thing that works so far.

Although I managed to get it to fit perfectly. No discomfort of any kind.



I've seen plenty of pictures of people riding bicycles in poorer parts of the world, and they sure don't look like yours.
Most riders in my region are on adult-size bikes. Nevertheless most are cheap and old/rusty. I had to look goofy in addition to avoid animosity.

cubewheels 07-07-20 09:54 AM


Originally Posted by FiftySix (Post 21573815)
If only that bike was steel, then you could give it a rusty finish.

https://youtu.be/eKUxpdFJ2jo

Or just try something like this

https://youtu.be/R2QzusbKlGM


LOL, that's REAL RUST!!

The only problem is that real rust can migrate to other parts of bike by many different means and can also get to your clothes! I can also be a major annoyance to other bike owners in tight parking arrangements!

FiftySix 07-07-20 09:56 AM


Originally Posted by cubewheels (Post 21574210)
LOL, that's REAL RUST!!

The only problem is that real rust can migrate to other parts of bike by many different means and can also get to your clothes! I can also be a major annoyance to other bike owners in tight parking arrangements!

:lol: True, it is real rust. It looks like the owners of these projects are spraying over the rust with a clear coat. Probably matte finish.

jack pot 07-07-20 10:12 AM

camouflage or uglify that is the question ... 2 live anti aesthetic threads ... i guess y'all ride in shredded jeans & coffee stained wife beaters ...

cubewheels 07-07-20 10:15 AM


Originally Posted by FiftySix (Post 21574216)
:lol: True, it is real rust. It looks like the owners of these projects are spraying over the rust with a clear coat. Probably matte finish.

At least that would solve the clothes staining problem!

phughes 07-07-20 10:22 AM

I see no appreciable difference at all. It doesn't look older, just slightly dirty. That's a lot of effort for no result.

cubewheels 07-07-20 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by phughes (Post 21574279)
I see no appreciable difference at all. It doesn't look older, just slightly dirty. That's a lot of effort for no result.

Looks a lot "dirtier" in person. It's only less than 20 mins work. The paint and kerosene are already in the house. Didn't made any mess at all. I was working on the concrete floor and the diluted paint that went to the floor is the same color as concrete when it dries!

I didn't want rusty style. Once a guy with a very rusty bike parked next to mine, didn't feel good about it. And I don't want to make others feel what I did with a rusty bike parked next to mine so no rusty effects! :)

Worried that someone could get really annoyed and do bad things to my bike!

phughes 07-07-20 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by cubewheels (Post 21574381)
Looks a lot "dirtier" in person. It's only less than 20 mins work. The paint and kerosene are already in the house. Didn't made any mess at all. I was working on the concrete floor and the diluted paint that went to the floor is the same color as concrete when it dries!

I didn't want rusty style. Once a guy with a very rusty bike parked next to mine, didn't feel good about it. And I don't want to make others feel what I did with a rusty bike parked next to mine so no rusty effects! :)

Worried that someone could get really annoyed and do bad things to my bike!

It still just looks like a dirty bike. If you want to prevent someone from stealing it, use black tape, the time honored way to camouflage a new bike.

fietsbob 07-07-20 11:24 AM

With a folding bike, Brompton is the best, you bring it inside with you, to never leave it on the street.

Pop N Wood 07-07-20 02:24 PM

Cubewheels posts here quite often, bit eccentric maybe but no troll.

I've been to Manilla, many years ago now but I imagine it is no less poor than when I was there.

Try to not be the ugly Americans.

indyfabz 07-07-20 03:10 PM

Sock?

shelbyfv 07-07-20 04:38 PM


Originally Posted by Pop N Wood (Post 21574720)
Cubewheels posts here quite often, bit eccentric maybe but no troll.

You have insider knowledge of this?:foo: Looks like both of you joined last month and have become prolific posters! Hmmmm....

Bryan C. 07-07-20 06:04 PM

I would totally steal that bike. :roflmao2:

phughes 07-07-20 07:50 PM


Originally Posted by Pop N Wood (Post 21574720)
Cubewheels posts here quite often, bit eccentric maybe but no troll.

I've been to Manilla, many years ago now but I imagine it is no less poor than when I was there.

Try to not be the ugly Americans.

How is anyone being an "ugly American?" Personally I take offense to that, and I've been to Manila as well, and it is actually a very big, bustling city. I have many friends there as well. I guess my question is, what does any of that have to do with the opinion that the way the OP "aged" his bike, made no appreciable difference? I think the basic method he used could be used to make a bike look old, but he missed his mark. There is not a big enough difference to make it usefull. Now, one could certainly use paint to "age" a bike, and many use that technique on models to age them, but t the OP's bike still looks basically the same as it did. It just looks slightly dirty. I would go further with the effect if I were doing it.

cubewheels 07-07-20 08:08 PM


Originally Posted by phughes (Post 21574398)
It still just looks like a dirty bike. If you want to prevent someone from stealing it, use black tape, the time honored way to camouflage a new bike.

The tape would just fall off and leave a very sticky mess in the 120 'F heat. Conditions I ride in. High noon sun.

phughes 07-07-20 08:20 PM


Originally Posted by cubewheels (Post 21575259)
The tape would just fall off and leave a very sticky mess in the 120 'F heat. Conditions I ride in. High noon sun.

No it won't. I rode in the same conditions and as long as you get good black tape, it will be fine. In fact, the black tape on my motorcycles, near the engine, holds up just fine, and it i hotter near the engine than your bike will ever get in the heat of the day. If you can find 3M electrical tape, it is probably the best.

Sorry I think your bike still looks basically the same. It does. That isn't to diminish the idea behind what you did, it is just you didn't go far enough, and the bike still looks new, just slightly dirty. It is a good technique if you go far enough. You don't have to spend your time trying to convince me, you won't, I saw the picture. I just don't think what you did to the bike did anything to diminish its potential value to a thief.

cubewheels 07-07-20 08:39 PM


Originally Posted by phughes (Post 21575230)
How is anyone being an "ugly American?" Personally I take offense to that, and I've been to Manila as well, and it is actually a very big, bustling city. I have many friends there as well. I guess my question is, what does any of that have to do with the opinion that the way the OP "aged" his bike, made no appreciable difference? I think the basic method he used could be used to make a bike look old, but he missed his mark. There is not a big enough difference to make it usefull. Now, one could certainly use paint to "age" a bike, and many use that technique on models to age them, but t the OP's bike still looks basically the same as it did. It just looks slightly dirty. I would go further with the effect if I were doing it.

We have more middle class citizens now and lots of nice condos but social inequality is just as bad or worse today.

I just happen to live in the uglier side of town. I ride mostly in the richer parts of the city to avoid gangs. But the bike can still get stolen if buying groceries and leaving it outside.

The uglify mod is mostly to address the parking and avoid attracting animosity from neighbors. "Crab mentality" is very strong in the poor side of town and don't want to show off anything shiny. It's what kept me from riding for 25 years and also the gang issue until the Covid situation forced me to ride again due to lack of public transportation at first. One month into the activity I've been making huge improvements in peak power output and decided to stick with it. I simply kept changing routes and went out at high noon sun where I don't expect to see gangs so they won't notice.

phughes 07-07-20 08:47 PM


Originally Posted by cubewheels (Post 21575308)
We have more middle class citizens now and lots of nice condos but social inequality is just as bad or worse today.

I just happen to live in the uglier side of town. I ride mostly in the richer parts of the city to avoid gangs. But the bike can still get stolen if buying groceries and leaving it outside.

The uglify mod is mostly to address the parking and avoid attracting animosity from neighbors. "Crab mentality" is very strong in the poor side of town and don't want to show off anything shiny. It's what kept me from riding for 25 years and also the gang issue until the Covid situation forced me to ride again due to lack of public transportation at first. One month into the activity I've been making huge improvements in peak power output and decided to stick with it. I simply kept changing routes and went out at high noon sun where I don't expect to see gangs so they won't notice.

Okay... I am very aware of the conditions in Manila. I have been there, have many friends there, and I actually like the city, though I prefer Cebu. Now, once again, no one has said anything negative about Manila, and no one became, "an ugly American."

Your reasons to do what you did to your bike are very valid, people all over the world do the same thing. People in New York do it. People in Miami do it. People in small towns do it. The only thing anyone here has said, is that your bike doesn't look enough different from the way it did, to deter anyone from stealing it. It still looks basically the same.


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