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Feel free to ask anything fixed gear related or even just plain old life related.

Cheers

Besides being your homeboy who is lance?

The man with 7 yellow jerseys

Fark, how ignorant are you. That idiot has no yellow jerseys.

why haven't you stopped posting here yet

Why do dogs have wet noses?

Is Sarasota really that boring?

A new low.
This thread is the skid mark on the tighty-whitey which is the SSFG forum.
Take a hint.

If you've been riding for 7 years, why are you still asking questions like "omg i only have 300 dollarz, what frame should I buy? halp"

It would make a helluva lot more sense for this thread to be called/renamed "dpc1192 asks"...

You have already repeated proven that you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground so nobody really needs to ask you anything that is not a goof.

"dpc1192 asks" would be a great catch-all dumping ground to keep you from continuously starting more ridiculous threads, and Mods could gather up all your other stupidities and throw them in there too, to clean-up this place.

Isn't that what they call a win/win?

Two cyclists start at the same time from opposite ends of a course that is 45 miles long. One cyclist is riding at 14 mph and the second cyclist is riding at 16 mph. How long after they begin will they meet?

Sounds like a perfect idea.

I vote this guy as "Best troll of 2014"

**** **** cock

woa, you guys know you can get away with saying cock here?

I'm sure the Decency Police will be all over it soon. Jesus probably just emailed them.

:crash:

Cock is not an obscenity any more than penis, so it is permitted. OTOH, for some reason *** (handheld firearm) is verboten.

The world of selective censorship is crazy.

*** is is verboten because 'Mericans are afraid of everything, just like insurance companies want them to be.

Are firearm or ***** okay? <- The second one is a word for a long barreled *** that begins with an r.

Eggs are amazing. I had a fried egg on some toast for breakfast and I felt great.

I had Egg Beaters, because I don't want to need a stent in my artery.

I think you only have to worry about that if all you eat is eggs and butter, and yer only exercise is pushing buttons on yer remote.

Just in time for Thanksgiving...

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Wait. Wasn't that last month for you guys ?