Walks like a duck, quacks like a duck yet is not a duck.

Has a yearin' for some downunder platypuss.

it is wise for him to ignore the cease and desist letter he receives from my lawyer

Made the post that broke the original thread so we had to create a new one. Oh wait, that's not a lie. :o


Likes to send cease and desist letters instead of Christmas cards.

...rides a step through frame because top tubes increase his anxiety levels. He's working on inventing a tubeless frame, made from string and old potato skins.

yay
i broke the internet

as for eschlwc and 3alarmer
they will forever regret that their last lies were not the roadside bombs of bikeforum lies

Has no regrets nor insight as to how he broke the internet.

has no regrets nor insight

...his insight is pretty much limited to his regrets.

Wishes >ahem< that he was the OP.

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...granted three wishes by the genie from the bottle, after sex and money, he was smart enough to save one for later.

http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=360891Will take a celebratory lap and ring the bell for triggering the demise of Vol 1 by something he posted that was soon forgotten.

Now wishes he did not ask the genie for a monkey's paw.

http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=360893Is really really quick on the draw, too quick says his S.O.

Needs to change that to Bong Hitting...

Is a fountain of creativity after getting hit one two many times.

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... dedicating his life to the purpose, he has, through the use of a variety of drugs, managed to completely shut down the left hemisphere of his brain. Words, turds..all the same.

Hey, those episodes of Star Trek are not going to watch themselves!

The story of the day he learned he was a narcissus is to be published in the Snohomish Daily Revelation next Sunday.

Rather than being a narcissus, he would prefer to be a nice peony or perhaps a lily of the valley.

Trapped in a whirled he never made.

http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=360933Needs a do over. Maybe a Dodo or some Dada.

Like the sandshark he blends in and lurks; waiting on hapless prey.

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...not hapless. That's fer sure.

http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=360941Is a blank slate.