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Forum: Foo
12-04-18, 12:38 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,330
Posted By gitarzan

I cut the cable almost four years ago. Only...

I cut the cable almost four years ago. Only channel I miss was TCM. I love the old movies. There’s some on the .2, .3 channels but they are pretty bad most of the time.

I used to to get sling...
Forum: Foo
07-01-18, 07:54 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,040
Posted By gitarzan

ha. I feel that pain. In 1979 I traded in a...

ha. I feel that pain.

In 1979 I traded in a 1968 Camaro 327 Convertible on a 1972 VW type3 wagon. I got $100 on the trade in. I’m sure it went to the scrapyard. I was told that if there was...
Forum: Foo
05-14-18, 10:20 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 2,952
Posted By gitarzan

I saw one of those guys today. He was trying to...

I saw one of those guys today. He was trying to jaywalk a very busy artery, instead of using the crosswalk about 50 feet away. I had to laugh, he had his pants belted and cinched up real tight...
Forum: Foo
02-25-18, 10:26 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 3,043
Posted By gitarzan

Replaced every incandescent of CF bulb in the...

Replaced every incandescent of CF bulb in the house with LED over two years ago. Have not changed a bulb since. Replaced some 2w night lights bulbs too. Used to replace those every few months,...
Forum: Foo
02-22-18, 10:14 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 3,047
Posted By gitarzan

I am banned from a harmonica forum.

I am banned from a harmonica forum.
Forum: Foo
02-13-18, 11:58 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 3,043
Posted By gitarzan

Two summers ago I replaced every single...

Two summers ago I replaced every single incandescent bulb in my house, with two exceptions. Not a problem at all. Exceptions were two outside dimming bulbs that just flickered, even though they...
Forum: Foo
02-06-18, 06:49 PM
Forum: Foo
02-02-18, 11:18 PM
Replies: 554
Views: 22,790
Posted By gitarzan

The kittens miss mama.

The kittens miss mama.
Forum: Foo
04-18-17, 07:12 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 3,756
Posted By gitarzan

My worst job was my first job, picking up trash...

My worst job was my first job, picking up trash at drive in theatre. Up early to beat the heat, picking up stuff tossed out the windows of cars. The further back you got, the nastier it got. I...
Forum: Foo
03-05-17, 07:19 PM
Replies: 2,346
Views: 86,029
Posted By gitarzan

I'd sure like a Heath Bar, would you care for...

I'd sure like a Heath Bar, would you care for one?
Forum: Foo
01-24-17, 03:09 PM
Replies: 49
Foo
Views: 3,016
Posted By gitarzan

I stop in in now and then, not too often. When...

I stop in in now and then, not too often.
When my wife's health tanked, I pretty much stopped riding.
She's been gone almost two years and I have met a lovely lady that is wanting to get us both...
Forum: Foo
01-02-17, 10:03 AM
Replies: 166
Views: 8,100
Posted By gitarzan

I never imagined Internet forums. Or internet...

I never imagined Internet forums. Or internet period. I remember trying to find impossible stuff, scouring catalogs. I scrapped a motorcycle for which I need some engine parts. I could have them...
Forum: Foo
09-10-16, 03:19 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 657
Posted By gitarzan

A Carolina Wren got into my house last fall. My...

A Carolina Wren got into my house last fall. My cats were on defcon5. I finally caught the little feller with a fishing net. Released it outdoors. The cats took a long time to forgive me.
...
Forum: Foo
09-10-16, 03:01 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,422
Posted By gitarzan

Just starting to camp again. My wife and I went...

Just starting to camp again. My wife and I went twice a few years ago and got rained out both times. After that she wouldn't go. She's passed away for about 18 months, now and I am just now...
Forum: Foo
09-10-16, 02:44 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 3,781
Posted By gitarzan

There's a pizza place here named Hounddogs. They...

There's a pizza place here named Hounddogs. They make a white pizza that is stunning.
Crust, either hand tossed or thick, however you want it.
Then, butter and olive oil, a whole lot of...
Forum: Foo
09-10-16, 02:37 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,070
Posted By gitarzan

I've drank a lot beer in the shower. I also...

I've drank a lot beer in the shower. I also like to lay down in the shower... With a cold beer, scratching my nuts. Relaxing!

As far as his cooling method goes, it's perfect, but use more...
Forum: Foo
09-10-16, 02:14 AM
Replies: 2,346
Views: 86,029
Posted By gitarzan

I wish I had your happiness, and you had to do...

I wish I had your happiness, and you had to do whacka do whacka do whacka do whacka dodo whacka do whacka do whacka do whacka do whacka do whacka do whacka do whacka do whacka do whacka do whacka do...
Forum: Foo
09-10-16, 02:11 AM
Replies: 12,949
Views: 741,599
Posted By gitarzan

Gives dogs fleas.

Gives dogs fleas.
Forum: Foo
08-14-16, 08:41 AM
Replies: 8,179
Views: 769,856
Posted By gitarzan

Hooray. :thumb:

Hooray. :thumb:
Forum: Foo
08-14-16, 08:39 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,790
Posted By gitarzan

Shick Hydro 5 in the bathroom Norelco cordless...

Shick Hydro 5 in the bathroom
Norelco cordless in the car for when I forget.
Forum: Foo
07-20-16, 09:27 PM
Replies: 12,949
Views: 741,599
Posted By gitarzan

Can't eat a whole cat.

Can't eat a whole cat.
Forum: Foo
05-30-16, 06:25 PM
Replies: 12,949
Views: 741,599
Posted By gitarzan

Doesn't know the difference between a bandana and...

Doesn't know the difference between a bandana and a banana.
Forum: Foo
05-14-16, 02:02 AM
Replies: 145
Views: 5,651
Posted By gitarzan

The sociopaths in charge of Wendy's is just...

The sociopaths in charge of Wendy's is just dropping their drawers in order to slip it to their employees and customers (aka cash-cows) as did the banks a few years ago.

Dave Thomas would have...
Forum: Foo
04-28-16, 11:41 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 3,727
Posted By gitarzan

I met my wife on the radio. There used to be...

I met my wife on the radio. There used to be dating game type show on Friday nights here. It was officially called Why Spend Friday Nights Alone, but everyone called it Desparate And Dateless. ...
Forum: Foo
04-28-16, 11:32 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,994
Posted By gitarzan

Shop at Amazon all the time. Probably never go...

Shop at Amazon all the time. Probably never go more than week with ordering something.

Guitar parts, strings, bike parts when I need them, toothbrushes, all kinds of stuff.
Forum: Foo
04-28-16, 11:30 PM
Replies: 12,949
Views: 741,599
Posted By gitarzan

He's lost his equilibrium, his car keys and his...

He's lost his equilibrium, his car keys and his pride. The tattoo parlor's warm, so he shuffles off inside.
Forum: Foo
04-28-16, 11:28 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,216
Posted By gitarzan

Saddened to hear that. He was 62. I honestly...

Saddened to hear that. He was 62. I honestly thought he was much younger, like about half that. His posts were fresh and young.

RIP, dude.
Forum: Foo
04-19-16, 01:21 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 696
Posted By gitarzan

RIP it whilst ye still have a chance.

RIP it whilst ye still have a chance.
Forum: Foo
04-19-16, 01:19 PM
Replies: 12,949
Views: 741,599
Posted By gitarzan

Can make beer disappear and reappear without...

Can make beer disappear and reappear without never leaving the barstool.
Forum: Foo
04-03-16, 09:12 AM
Replies: 8,179
Views: 769,856
Posted By gitarzan

THAT is awesome.

THAT is awesome.
Forum: Foo
04-03-16, 09:10 AM
Replies: 12,949
Views: 741,599
Posted By gitarzan

Was born with a silver spork up his butt. His...

Was born with a silver spork up his butt. His mother said, "Oh. That's where it went."
Forum: Foo
04-01-16, 03:18 PM
Replies: 12,949
Views: 741,599
Posted By gitarzan

Bets on sporks. College Sporks, Pro Sporks,...

Bets on sporks. College Sporks, Pro Sporks, anything to make it a little more interesting.
Forum: Foo
03-29-16, 12:06 AM
Replies: 12,949
Views: 741,599
Posted By gitarzan

Combs his hair with a spork. Then he combs his...

Combs his hair with a spork.
Then he combs his hairs with a spork.
Forum: Foo
03-26-16, 06:20 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 5,587
Posted By gitarzan

I've know a couple folks that carried mail. None...

I've know a couple folks that carried mail. None of them lasted long. It's hard hard job.

Next time I see my carrier, I'm going to make sure I thank them earnestly. I never knew about the GPS...
Forum: Foo
03-22-16, 07:27 PM
Replies: 12,949
Views: 741,599
Posted By gitarzan

Uses sporks made of ice. They don't last long...

Uses sporks made of ice. They don't last long but cleanup is easy
Forum: Foo
03-22-16, 06:24 AM
Replies: 12,949
Views: 741,599
Posted By gitarzan

Favorite cartoon character is SporkBob...

Favorite cartoon character is SporkBob Sporkpants. After that, it's Sporky the Spig.
Forum: Foo
03-21-16, 11:01 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,319
Posted By gitarzan

Shhhh! Don't say nothing. Or or you could...

Shhhh! Don't say nothing.

Or or you could say something like I did when my used Jeep was getting free Sirius radio. It doesn't anymore. :(
Forum: Foo
03-21-16, 10:58 PM
Replies: 12,949
Views: 741,599
Posted By gitarzan

Has the full set of state sporks. Except Tennesee...

Has the full set of state sporks. Except Tennesee . He can't seem to find the Tennessee spork.
Forum: Foo
03-20-16, 08:46 PM
Replies: 12,949
Views: 741,599
Posted By gitarzan

Favorite Star Trek character was Mr. Spork.

Favorite Star Trek character was Mr. Spork.
Forum: Foo
03-20-16, 06:19 AM
Replies: 12,949
Views: 741,599
Posted By gitarzan

While most people court and spark the persons of...

While most people court and spark the persons of their desire, he had to spork and cart.
Forum: Foo
03-20-16, 05:52 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 964
Posted By gitarzan

Ancient Chinese curse: May you live in...

Ancient Chinese curse: May you live in interesting times.
Forum: Foo
03-18-16, 02:24 PM
Replies: 12,949
Views: 741,599
Posted By gitarzan

Likes to spork the other white meat.

Likes to spork the other white meat.
Forum: Foo
03-17-16, 09:06 PM
Replies: 12,949
Views: 741,599
Posted By gitarzan

Re Dynodonn: Says sporks are yesterday. Busy...

Re Dynodonn:

Says sporks are yesterday. Busy inventing the knoon or spife. He can't figure out what to call it.
Forum: Foo
03-17-16, 09:04 PM
Replies: 12,949
Views: 741,599
Posted By gitarzan

Actually that low carb thing brought my A1C from...

Actually that low carb thing brought my A1C from 13.5 to 6.7 in three months. 6.7 yesterday!
Forum: Foo
03-14-16, 09:08 PM
Replies: 12,949
Views: 741,599
Posted By gitarzan

Loves that old rhubarb about lettuce crust.

Loves that old rhubarb about lettuce crust.
Forum: Foo
03-04-16, 03:44 PM
Replies: 12,949
Views: 741,599
Posted By gitarzan

Commits Fooicide every time he presses [Post...

Commits Fooicide every time he presses [Post Quick Reply].
Forum: Foo
02-28-16, 10:54 AM
Replies: 12,949
Views: 741,599
Posted By gitarzan

For Ahsposo, every ride is a tweed ride.

For Ahsposo, every ride is a tweed ride.
Forum: Foo
02-19-16, 11:54 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 516
Posted By gitarzan

Rest In Peace.

Rest In Peace.
Forum: Foo
01-26-16, 12:06 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 570
Posted By gitarzan

My barn door has been open for a while now.

My barn door has been open for a while now.
Forum: Foo
01-26-16, 12:05 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 721
Posted By gitarzan

6 weeks? Maybe.

6 weeks? Maybe.
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