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Forum: Foo
04-13-21, 05:09 PM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

He's in high demand as an iterant Village Idiot...

He's in high demand as an iterant Village Idiot all across the UP.
Forum: Foo
04-13-21, 04:44 AM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

One of his ex-employers called him "a Swiss Army...

One of his ex-employers called him "a Swiss Army knife of incompetency, complete with missing toothpick".
Forum: Foo
04-12-21, 05:28 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 272
Posted By ahsposo

Does the rug match the drapes?

Does the rug match the drapes?
Forum: Foo
04-12-21, 05:25 AM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

Not only does he belong to the Flat Earth Society...

Not only does he belong to the Flat Earth Society but he also belongs to the fringe group The Cloud Boys. Among other things The Cloud Boys espouse that Rain Does Not Fall On The Plain, Ever,...
Forum: Foo
04-11-21, 04:50 PM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

There's something with a Universal Truth.

There's something with a Universal Truth.
Forum: Foo
04-11-21, 11:33 AM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

Had his Poetic License revoked when he sold his...

Had his Poetic License revoked when he sold his soul on eBay...
Forum: Foo
04-11-21, 10:40 AM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

Has me confused with someone who could be...

Has me confused with someone who could be embarrassed, shamed or feel the weight of moral outrage.

Your teeth are in the trouser, not the leg...
Forum: Foo
04-11-21, 09:23 AM
Replies: 8,062
Views: 1,529,120
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
04-10-21, 08:26 PM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

................he just stayed up all night.

................he just stayed up all night.
Forum: Foo
04-10-21, 01:49 PM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

His grandpappy was so poor he couldn't afford my...

His grandpappy was so poor he couldn't afford my grandfather's bathtub gin; his grandpappy was reduced to drinking his own toilet bowl gin.
Forum: Foo
04-10-21, 12:10 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 225
Posted By ahsposo

And rental cars are kinda expensive right now...

And rental cars are kinda expensive right now...
Forum: Foo
04-10-21, 07:09 AM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

Because he's hard of hearing, instead of the...

Because he's hard of hearing, instead of the recommended Jenny Craig diet he went on a gin and crack diet.
Forum: Foo
04-09-21, 07:58 PM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

Has a new part-time gig: Prophet of Doom...

Has a new part-time gig: Prophet of Doom...
Forum: Foo
04-09-21, 04:46 AM
Replies: 11,587
Views: 2,387,697
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
04-08-21, 04:42 PM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

Filthy but not rich; thinks batting .500 ain't...

Filthy but not rich; thinks batting .500 ain't too shabby...
Forum: Foo
04-08-21, 05:14 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 677
Posted By ahsposo

My net worth increased by about $72.6 million. I...

My net worth increased by about $72.6 million. I am struggling to spend it before I die.

Also the delusions are getting much worse.
Forum: Foo
04-08-21, 05:08 AM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

Is the secret love-child of Martha Stewart and...

Is the secret love-child of Martha Stewart and Stephen King.
Forum: Foo
04-05-21, 05:39 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 397
Posted By ahsposo

Of course, this is like Cthulhu losing to Satan.

Of course, this is like Cthulhu losing to Satan.
Forum: Foo
04-05-21, 08:20 AM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

Is pleading with the forum admins to change his...

Is pleading with the forum admins to change his username to fkitall.

"...as the proposed new username more accurately expresses my current attitude." he wrote in a PM requesting the change.
Forum: Foo
04-04-21, 12:36 PM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
04-04-21, 10:18 AM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

Spent early Easter morning knocking the little...

Spent early Easter morning knocking the little jockeys off the rich people's lawns.
Forum: Foo
04-03-21, 08:56 PM
Replies: 2,465
Views: 102,447
Posted By ahsposo

I always find a flashlight useful when I go to...

I always find a flashlight useful when I go to the dark side,
Forum: Foo
04-03-21, 04:20 PM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

Reality makes him break out in a rash.

Reality makes him break out in a rash.
Forum: Foo
04-03-21, 10:05 AM
Replies: 2,465
Views: 102,447
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
04-03-21, 09:59 AM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

When he stormed the barricade during the infamous...

When he stormed the barricade during the infamous Easter insurrection, his rallying cry was "All Peeps® to the peeps and Peeps® for all the peeps..."
Forum: Foo
04-02-21, 05:30 AM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

Uses Peeps® both as an aphrodisiac for himself...

Uses Peeps® both as an aphrodisiac for himself and bait for his victims.
Forum: Foo
04-01-21, 05:42 PM
Replies: 1,707
Views: 131,252
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
04-01-21, 03:41 AM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

Is a person of interest in the case of thook 's...

Is a person of interest in the case of thook 's unseemly disappearance.
Forum: Foo
03-31-21, 05:30 AM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

Insists that it's not a disgusting skin condition...

Insists that it's not a disgusting skin condition but a lifestyle.
Forum: Foo
03-30-21, 06:47 PM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

So when the doctor told him he had acute angina...

So when the doctor told him he had acute angina and wrote him a scrip for amyl nitrate single use inhalers it was a trip down memory lane...
Forum: Foo
03-30-21, 05:12 PM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

He's been bad so when he dies it's off to the...

He's been bad so when he dies it's off to the Disco Inferno with his eternal soul...
Forum: Foo
03-29-21, 08:51 PM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

The thing he liked best about disco were the...

The thing he liked best about disco were the biscuits...
Forum: Foo
03-29-21, 05:02 PM
Replies: 4,810
Views: 417,995
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
03-29-21, 06:09 AM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

Turned away from the YMCA and referred to the...

Turned away from the YMCA and referred to the OMHA (Old Man's Heathen Association)...
Forum: Foo
03-28-21, 08:33 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 315
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
03-28-21, 08:30 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 315
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
03-28-21, 08:27 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 315
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
03-28-21, 04:46 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 315
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
03-28-21, 03:11 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,104
Posted By ahsposo

ftfy

ftfy
Forum: Foo
03-28-21, 03:07 PM
Replies: 2,465
Views: 102,447
Posted By ahsposo

Good day, We have an exciting occupation...

Good day, We have an exciting occupation opportunity in the vacant position of Package Manager in our expanding logistics enterprise. We offer a very generous starting compensation package with other...
Forum: Foo
03-28-21, 08:53 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 315
Posted By ahsposo

You need to ask permission to post in P&R. P&R...

You need to ask permission to post in P&R. P&R can be highly contentious and a thick skin ( plenty of thickheads) is required.
...
Forum: Foo
03-28-21, 08:50 AM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

Says he wishes he was ambidextrous so he could...

Says he wishes he was ambidextrous so he could double date.
Forum: Foo
03-27-21, 08:35 PM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

His team of shrinks have nick-named him Clown Car...

His team of shrinks have nick-named him Clown Car because once they opened the door the personalities just keep coming out...
Forum: Foo
03-27-21, 03:30 PM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

His 3 hour tour lasts 236 minutes and 38 seconds...

His 3 hour tour lasts 236 minutes and 38 seconds on average.
Forum: Foo
03-26-21, 08:47 AM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

His fly breeding program has really taken off!...

His fly breeding program has really taken off! Turns out the area around his trailer is ideal for breeding hybrid mixes of common flies. Like hybrid dog breeds, these fly cross breeds are proving...
Forum: Foo
03-25-21, 05:00 PM
Replies: 4,810
Views: 417,995
Posted By ahsposo

Killer...

Killer...
Forum: Foo
03-25-21, 04:58 PM
Replies: 4,810
Views: 417,995
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
03-25-21, 02:59 PM
Replies: 2,465
Views: 102,447
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
03-25-21, 02:54 PM
Replies: 16,200
Views: 906,282
Posted By ahsposo

Is testing the old saying "If you go long enough...

Is testing the old saying "If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will leave you alone."

It's day 10 and the humans have left but he reports "them damn fleas seem to have really...
Forum: Foo
03-25-21, 02:46 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 579
Posted By ahsposo

Golf. Back when I drank and played the very rare...

Golf. Back when I drank and played the very rare round of golf, my golf game improved remarkably by the back 9.

I think both of those games need a relaxed, confident state of mind that a couple of...
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