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Forum: Foo
03-27-21, 07:30 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

can often be found at the walmart lot playing...

can often be found at the walmart lot playing banjo serenading scooter club hopefuls as he rides around on his mobility. pantsless, of course...and predictable. but!! what's exciting is his inspired...
Forum: Foo
03-26-21, 09:33 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 389
Posted By thook

next time, try that wim hof ice bath

next time, try that wim hof ice bath
Forum: Foo
03-26-21, 08:35 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

you can tell he's smittenly nuts because he's...

you can tell he's smittenly nuts because he's serenading him all the while with his banjo..

"3alarmer, 3alarmer....wherefore art thou purty lips, 3alarmer?"
Forum: Foo
03-26-21, 09:11 AM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

inspired to breed his own special hybrid, he's...

inspired to breed his own special hybrid, he's messing around with the bot fly. doesn't sound too interesting at first mention, but just you wait. you'll be snoozing out in your hammock one sunny...
Forum: Foo
03-25-21, 09:58 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 827
Posted By thook

sure, sure....;)

sure, sure....;)
Forum: Foo
03-25-21, 09:41 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 827
Posted By thook

that sounds like a porn star name. apropos?

that sounds like a porn star name. apropos?
Forum: Foo
03-25-21, 08:57 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 540
Posted By thook

you gotta lick the ball, man.... ...

you gotta lick the ball, man....
...
Forum: Foo
03-25-21, 08:29 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

ironically, his real name is pierce pearson.

ironically, his real name is pierce pearson.
Forum: Foo
03-25-21, 02:01 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 540
Posted By thook

i thought the idea is a few beers and maybe you...

i thought the idea is a few beers and maybe you won't feel it so bad if/when you injure yourself
Forum: Foo
03-25-21, 01:56 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

he was never weaned

he was never weaned
Forum: Foo
03-25-21, 01:37 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

was born at the holiday inn express. birthed by...

was born at the holiday inn express. birthed by unsuccessful baseball player. he was a catcher, fwiw
Forum: Foo
03-24-21, 11:37 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

he's livin' it up at the red roof inn. the hotel...

he's livin' it up at the red roof inn. the hotel california didn't have cable....dang it
Forum: Foo
03-24-21, 10:19 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 260
Posted By thook

have you talked to your insurance agent about it?

have you talked to your insurance agent about it?
Forum: Foo
03-24-21, 09:52 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 540
Posted By thook

dude, they've seen it all. no shame. it happens....

dude, they've seen it all. no shame. it happens. i sliced my knee open years ago with a chainsaw. not too bad or too deep as i was off the throttle and the chain was just spinning with no torque....
Forum: Foo
03-24-21, 09:05 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

he's the borat behind your bushes....leaving...

he's the borat behind your bushes....leaving little presents for the dog to find
Forum: Foo
03-24-21, 03:02 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

he cleared the bar on taco tuesday night. even...

he cleared the bar on taco tuesday night. even the little umbrella in his cocktail wilted
Forum: Foo
03-24-21, 03:01 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

that's it. add to my regrets in life....;)

that's it. add to my regrets in life....;)
Forum: Foo
03-24-21, 01:15 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

standing at the precipice, he couldn't decide...

standing at the precipice, he couldn't decide which way to go. so, he just went "wee wee wee" all the way home
Forum: Foo
03-24-21, 12:00 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

he's grateful i reminded him of vanilla ice. he...

he's grateful i reminded him of vanilla ice. he tried forgetting about it, but we know how that goes. like a moth to a flame
Forum: Foo
03-23-21, 06:02 PM
Replies: 2,465
Views: 102,380
Posted By thook

nick cage had some good movies. a couple, anyway....

nick cage had some good movies. a couple, anyway. and, he's still famous
Forum: Foo
03-22-21, 11:17 AM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

his jam is "ice, ice, baby!". he don't need no...

his jam is "ice, ice, baby!". he don't need no karate with that hair cut. no one will touch him
Forum: Foo
03-21-21, 08:16 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

he's ridin' that train, high on rogaine

he's ridin' that train, high on rogaine
Forum: Foo
03-21-21, 07:24 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

every morning at the school bus, he knew he was...

every morning at the school bus, he knew he was not like the other guys. he was always nervous.....and his socks were too loose
Forum: Foo
03-20-21, 08:48 AM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

he uses brimstone on his bunions. keeps'em nice...

he uses brimstone on his bunions. keeps'em nice and smooooth.
Forum: Foo
03-20-21, 06:41 AM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

got himself one of them jesus toasters on ebay....

got himself one of them jesus toasters on ebay. now it's a buttery miracle every morning!
Forum: Foo
03-19-21, 08:06 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

his motto is "blunk er drind,...

his motto is "blunk er drind, i'mmmdriving...nengh"
03-18-21, 11:44 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 12,446
Posted By thook

if you're trying to find an aluminum post in that...

if you're trying to find an aluminum post in that diameter, you won't. there's a steel peugeot post out of the UK on ebay right now
...
Forum: Foo
03-18-21, 11:07 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

sometimes, he says, ya gotta lose yerself to lose...

sometimes, he says, ya gotta lose yerself to lose yerself
Forum: Foo
03-18-21, 10:46 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

his river goes to aintry. and, he got some pretty...

his river goes to aintry. and, he got some pretty lips....boy
Forum: Foo
03-18-21, 09:08 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

and then one day he was shootin' at some foo and...

and then one day he was shootin' at some foo and up from the ground came a bubblin' poo. doo-doo, that is. black scat, texas scree. the bikeforum hillbilly!!.....<<<banjo plays>>
Forum: Foo
03-18-21, 01:45 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

his cool ranch is in montana raising his eco dog...

his cool ranch is in montana raising his eco dog poop bags
Forum: Foo
03-18-21, 02:35 AM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

skijor and his latest addition to tindr. no one...

skijor and his latest addition to tindr. no one is surprised, but 3alarmer is pretty excited..
...
03-18-21, 02:16 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 587
Posted By thook

are you sure the chainring bolts are nice and...

are you sure the chainring bolts are nice and tight? seems i had the same surfing problem a long time ago and discovered a few bolts were loose so the ring was flexing under simultaneously shifting...
Forum: Foo
03-18-21, 02:03 AM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

ever since the traumatic realization that "those...

ever since the traumatic realization that "those were not chocolates!!" from easter rabbit childhood experience, the exclamation "just color me dookie, dammit!!" has been of quite an unexpected...
Forum: Foo
03-17-21, 03:41 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

..... NEVER mix his peas with carrots. He's all...

..... NEVER mix his peas with carrots. He's all "omg!!...gag me!". It's worse than a Will Ferrell movie. When asked about his strong repulsion he says...and, i quote... "'cause everyone knows green...
Forum: Foo
03-17-21, 02:02 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

really wanted to join ahsposo and roundypndr in...

really wanted to join ahsposo and roundypndr in some friendly line competition, but has trouble controlling himself. it's a tourettes thing. they were like,"no, dude! other way! other way!".
Forum: Foo
03-17-21, 01:36 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

HE AND ahsposo HAVE MADE A COMPETITIVE SPORT OF...

HE AND ahsposo HAVE MADE A COMPETITIVE SPORT OF DRAWING LINES.......IN THE SAND, ON WALLS, THE SIDEWALK, IN THE SNOW. IT'S EASIER SINCE THEY'RE PANTSLESS, BUT NEITHER CAN SEEM TO DRAW STRAIGHT LINES....
Forum: Foo
03-17-21, 12:23 AM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

he's simply hoping for more spam.....and another...

he's simply hoping for more spam.....and another bottle of ketchup
Forum: Foo
03-16-21, 09:24 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

bots are all he knows. and, spam is all he eats

bots are all he knows. and, spam is all he eats
Forum: Foo
03-16-21, 05:28 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

frequently visits skijor's tindr...

frequently visits skijor's tindr profile....without much in the way of clothing
Forum: Foo
03-15-21, 10:12 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

one night under the dart board and at the foot of...

one night under the dart board and at the foot of his bar munchin' bar snacks, it came to him how to really make some easy money. yeah, the possum suit's cute and all, but hey....that s**t's gettin'...
Forum: Foo
03-15-21, 03:17 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

saves money by going to the bait shop for his...

saves money by going to the bait shop for his chicken livers. sometimes they mix up his order and give him crickets. he never complains, though. oven roasted with some chili powder....they're almost...
Forum: Foo
03-15-21, 02:42 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

plays doctor by himself. 2 months ago, he took...

plays doctor by himself. 2 months ago, he took out his gall bladder. thinks he's ready for a liver transplant now
Forum: Foo
03-15-21, 01:51 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

as for him, he will rock you ...with the sounds...

as for him, he will rock you ...with the sounds of lying
Forum: Foo
03-14-21, 09:51 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

decided to have his box of rocks polished into...

decided to have his box of rocks polished into marbles...and, he lost them. no worries, though. he found he still had two "elsewhere"...of which he used much more often, anyway
Forum: Foo
03-14-21, 08:42 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

his rocks are in a box with his SO's fingerprints...

his rocks are in a box with his SO's fingerprints all over of it.
Forum: Foo
03-14-21, 07:31 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

will more miss the private message flirtations...

will more miss the private message flirtations they've shared. he's thinking "zoom...yeah, that's the ticket"
Forum: Foo
03-14-21, 05:13 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

he's a neo-classic liar. inventing new ways to...

he's a neo-classic liar. inventing new ways to spin his old lies. keeps that spring in his step and sparkle in his eye......though he still winds up at the foot of his bar every night. oh...
Forum: Foo
03-13-21, 02:09 PM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

lead singer of the notown group "sporky robinson...

lead singer of the notown group "sporky robinson and the hystericals". their greatest hit......"eating with you"
Forum: Foo
03-12-21, 02:50 AM
Replies: 16,172
Views: 904,742
Posted By thook

he ditched the idea of a single wide and got...

he ditched the idea of a single wide and got himself that van. now he can stormchase and evade that alimony and child support. otoh, he's not a complete loser. he sends the kids bobble heads and...
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