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Forum: Foo
08-05-20, 06:31 PM
Replies: 463
Views: 33,272
Posted By ahsposo

And *voila* Chicago Man!

And *voila* Chicago Man!
Forum: Foo
08-05-20, 03:52 PM
Replies: 463
Views: 33,272
Posted By ahsposo

Pffffftttttttttt! Florida Man be out there doing...

Pffffftttttttttt! Florida Man be out there doing the crazy while Texas Man just be talking the crazy....
Forum: Foo
08-05-20, 06:00 AM
Replies: 463
Views: 33,272
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, but I was mostly bemused that this EVEN...

Yeah, but I was mostly bemused that this EVEN made news. Doesn't everybody in FL wander around waving guns and drinkin'?
Forum: Foo
08-05-20, 05:03 AM
Replies: 463
Views: 33,272
Posted By ahsposo

Florida man arrested after waving loaded gun in...

Florida man arrested after waving loaded gun in one hand, holding beer in the other, deputies say (https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-gun-beer)
Forum: Foo
08-04-20, 05:01 PM
Replies: 14,260
Views: 819,337
Posted By ahsposo

He makes it just so-so...

He makes it just so-so...
Forum: Foo
08-03-20, 03:59 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 446
Posted By ahsposo

Did those pot pies get you really highs?

Did those pot pies get you really highs?
Forum: Foo
08-03-20, 10:48 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 446
Posted By ahsposo

Unlessen they's Noo Yorek hippees, then wees...

Unlessen they's Noo Yorek hippees, then wees gonna shoot they ass...
Forum: Foo
08-03-20, 07:52 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 446
Posted By ahsposo

First let me be clear I am not a Luddite. I...

First let me be clear I am not a Luddite.

I find using mapping programs reduces one's ability to navigate by memory and instinct. They harm one's natural ability to find the way by experience,...
Forum: Foo
08-02-20, 11:38 AM
Replies: 463
Views: 33,272
Posted By ahsposo

Warning, graphic language: Florida man rides...

Warning, graphic language: Florida man rides 18-wheeler hood on highway (https://video.foxnews.com/v/6177457402001)Florida resident was driving on a Miami highway, when he caught sight of a man...
Forum: Foo
08-02-20, 11:25 AM
Replies: 14,260
Views: 819,337
Posted By ahsposo

Has built a huge business empire on the simple...

Has built a huge business empire on the simple premise that "He who smelt it dealt it..."
Forum: Foo
08-02-20, 09:57 AM
Replies: 14,260
Views: 819,337
Posted By ahsposo

Has extraordinary psychic powers; he mentally...

Has extraordinary psychic powers; he mentally produces a noxious odor that nearly suffocates everyone around him at the slightest provocation.
Forum: Foo
08-02-20, 08:06 AM
Replies: 14,260
Views: 819,337
Posted By ahsposo

Is a reoccurring character in several Stephen...

Is a reoccurring character in several Stephen King novels...
Forum: Foo
08-01-20, 01:34 PM
Forum: Foo
08-01-20, 01:33 PM
Replies: 14,260
Views: 819,337
Posted By ahsposo

An unrepentant backdoor buccaneer...

An unrepentant backdoor buccaneer...
Forum: Foo
08-01-20, 08:41 AM
Replies: 14,260
Views: 819,337
Posted By ahsposo

Likes to say "Ain't no semen better than demon...

Likes to say "Ain't no semen better than demon semen..."
Forum: Foo
08-01-20, 05:14 AM
Replies: 14,260
Views: 819,337
Posted By ahsposo

Well known for bringing his betta to bull fights.

Well known for bringing his betta to bull fights.
Forum: Foo
07-31-20, 05:01 PM
Replies: 14,260
Views: 819,337
Posted By ahsposo

When he was a hall monitor he used his power to...

When he was a hall monitor he used his power to extort lunch money from the kids.
Forum: Foo
07-29-20, 05:18 PM
Replies: 14,260
Views: 819,337
Posted By ahsposo

With all the shortages caused by the current...

With all the shortages caused by the current situation, the shortage of fibs and white lies is causing him some issues. He's trying to have his customers accept some half-truths and bald-face lies...
Forum: Foo
07-29-20, 03:48 PM
Replies: 14,260
Views: 819,337
Posted By ahsposo

Fails to realize that one doesn't NEED to talk...

Fails to realize that one doesn't NEED to talk with women like that; one just has to wave an extra-crispy chicken leg at them.
Forum: Foo
07-29-20, 02:36 PM
Replies: 14,260
Views: 819,337
Posted By ahsposo

Saw this person and was so taken with her sense...

Saw this person and was so taken with her sense of style he proposed marriage. She accepted on the condition he put some pants on.
...
Forum: Foo
07-29-20, 04:26 AM
Replies: 463
Views: 33,272
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, well, Alabama Man is just not as...

Yeah, well, Alabama Man is just not as interesting as Florida man unless he's in Florida:

https://www.bikeforums.net/21451555-post394.html
Forum: Foo
07-29-20, 04:20 AM
Replies: 14,260
Views: 819,337
Posted By ahsposo

Marooned in a forgotten forum, the moderators...

Marooned in a forgotten forum, the moderators absent, he emerges as Lord of the Lies.

Soon to be a Major Motion Picture released directly to video.
Forum: Foo
07-28-20, 02:50 PM
Replies: 8,883
Views: 968,154
Posted By ahsposo

Yes! And they are thrilled he doesn't ride a...

Yes! And they are thrilled he doesn't ride a Harley and wear Hells Angel colors like her last boyfriend...
Forum: Foo
07-28-20, 05:31 AM
Replies: 14,260
Views: 819,337
Posted By ahsposo

His parents were so poor they could only afford...

His parents were so poor they could only afford to give him 22 chromosomes.

"Hey! But I turned out okay!" he signaled with his fourth tentacle...
Forum: Foo
07-27-20, 03:46 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,346
Posted By ahsposo

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Comet and Lightning Beyond Bighorn Mountains Image Credit &...
Forum: Foo
07-27-20, 03:20 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 547
Posted By ahsposo

Might have to take up Pocket Pool as a...

Might have to take up Pocket Pool as a distraction.
Forum: Foo
07-27-20, 03:17 AM
Replies: 14,260
Views: 819,337
Posted By ahsposo

23 and Me pinpoints his genetic origins to a...

23 and Me pinpoints his genetic origins to a biology lab at the University of Alabama shortly after WW2. Apparently there was a night the lab was invaded by members of the I Needa Ho fraternity and...
Forum: Foo
07-26-20, 08:03 PM
Replies: 4,405
Views: 365,834
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
07-26-20, 11:29 AM
Replies: 14,260
Views: 819,337
Posted By ahsposo

Went to a drive-in movie last night for a double...

Went to a drive-in movie last night for a double feature; he saw "The Spork That Ate New York" and "Bride of Spork"...
Forum: Foo
07-26-20, 06:58 AM
Replies: 14,260
Views: 819,337
Posted By ahsposo

Is feared on his cell-block for the razor sharp...

Is feared on his cell-block for the razor sharp shiv he made from a spork and his eager willingness to use it.
Forum: Foo
07-25-20, 01:44 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 368
Posted By ahsposo

Not by a long shot, your biggest problem would be...

Not by a long shot, your biggest problem would be having enough beer and ammo.
Forum: Foo
07-25-20, 12:07 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 368
Posted By ahsposo

There ain't a whole lotta room to store a...

There ain't a whole lotta room to store a generator in a doublewide and EVEN less in a singlewide.
Forum: Foo
07-25-20, 12:01 PM
Replies: 14,260
Views: 819,337
Posted By ahsposo

Recently promoted to Department Chairman,the...

Recently promoted to Department Chairman,the College of Advanced Spork Design at the University of Kentucky.
Forum: Foo
07-25-20, 09:02 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 368
Posted By ahsposo

I finally invested in a generator. My idea of a...

I finally invested in a generator. My idea of a charm to make the storms stay away.
Forum: Foo
07-25-20, 08:59 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 368
Posted By ahsposo

Good Luck, batten it down.

Good Luck, batten it down.
07-25-20, 05:57 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,068
Posted By ahsposo

Corporate Insiders Pocket $1 Billion in Rush for...

Corporate Insiders Pocket $1 Billion in Rush for Coronavirus Vaccine...
Forum: Foo
07-25-20, 05:49 AM
Replies: 8,883
Views: 968,154
Posted By ahsposo

The visual definition of "cool". Do something...

The visual definition of "cool". Do something extraordinary, do it well, followed with total nonchalance...
Forum: Foo
07-24-20, 07:30 PM
Replies: 14,260
Views: 819,337
Posted By ahsposo

Invited me into his trailer today to show me his...

Invited me into his trailer today to show me his shrine to Colonel Sanders who he worships as the Patron Saint of Sporks.

In the drawer he keeps buds of what he refers to as "Secret Herbs and...
Forum: Foo
07-24-20, 05:07 AM
Replies: 14,260
Views: 819,337
Posted By ahsposo

Failed the test to get a license to carry a...

Failed the test to get a license to carry a concealed spork.
Forum: Foo
07-24-20, 05:02 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 743
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, the American Bugs had cup-holders.

Yeah, the American Bugs had cup-holders.
Forum: Foo
07-24-20, 04:57 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,346
Posted By ahsposo

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Image Credit & Copyright: Urs Leutenegger
Forum: Foo
07-23-20, 06:06 PM
Replies: 4,405
Views: 365,834
Posted By ahsposo

A bouquet for my bride in honor of 30 years...

A bouquet for my bride in honor of 30 years together.

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Google Pixel 2XL
Forum: Foo
07-23-20, 06:02 PM
Replies: 1,846
Views: 275,901
Posted By ahsposo

I picked the wrong father! Nice!

I picked the wrong father! Nice!
Forum: Foo
07-23-20, 06:03 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,346
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
07-23-20, 05:06 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 743
Posted By ahsposo

The Deluxe '62. The one with the fuel gauge and...

The Deluxe '62. The one with the fuel gauge and radio. I wonder if it had a plenum tank too...
Forum: Foo
07-23-20, 04:36 AM
Replies: 463
Views: 33,272
Posted By ahsposo

Mainly Chicago. They weren't wearing pants.

Mainly Chicago.

They weren't wearing pants.
Forum: Foo
07-22-20, 01:22 PM
Replies: 14,260
Views: 819,337
Posted By ahsposo

When he wants to go out without pants, he likes...

When he wants to go out without pants, he likes to strap a couple of possums to his thighs so he has pockets.

"Possum pockets are great!" he tells Mandy B. Esse, street beat scribe for Swampy...
Forum: Foo
07-22-20, 11:39 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 492
Posted By ahsposo

And?

And?
Forum: Foo
07-21-20, 05:33 PM
Replies: 14,260
Views: 819,337
Posted By ahsposo

Is smug in the the knowledge that the whole world...

Is smug in the the knowledge that the whole world is a possum potty.
Forum: Foo
07-20-20, 12:56 PM
Replies: 8,883
Views: 968,154
Posted By ahsposo

Doesn't everybody?

Doesn't everybody?
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