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Forum: Foo
08-11-20, 04:54 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 349
Posted By ahsposo

True Story

Slow-witted no motor? has never thought of himself as disadvantaged, and thanks to his supportive foosters, he leads anything but a restricted life. Whether dominating on the gridiron as a college...
Forum: Foo
08-10-20, 04:50 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 349
Posted By ahsposo

True Story

In Augusta, GA in 1977, teenage scullery worker ahsposo gets discovered by porn director Jack Hoffman, who transforms him into adult-film sensation Kirk Cochlear. Brought into a supportive circle of...
Forum: Foo
08-10-20, 04:42 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 349
Posted By ahsposo

ftfy

ftfy
Forum: Foo
08-09-20, 02:18 PM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

Still holds the Guinness Book's record as the...

Still holds the Guinness Book's record as the World's Biggest Turd.
Forum: Foo
08-09-20, 10:53 AM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

Says he'd rather be the diaper than be the baby.

Says he'd rather be the diaper than be the baby.
Forum: Foo
08-09-20, 09:14 AM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

Tells me that it's one of those days when he...

Tells me that it's one of those days when he doesn't know if he's the lick or the spittle.
Forum: Foo
08-08-20, 07:34 AM
Replies: 10,861
Views: 2,259,240
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
08-08-20, 05:48 AM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

In the closet sniffing moth balls.

In the closet sniffing moth balls.
Forum: Foo
08-06-20, 07:04 PM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

Dreamed he was in a high school class and was...

Dreamed he was in a high school class and was called to the front by the teacher. He was horrified to look down and see he was wearing pants.

"I woke up screaming" he said.
Forum: Foo
08-06-20, 04:32 PM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

He could have been a contender.

He could have been a contender.
Forum: Foo
08-06-20, 08:01 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,410
Posted By ahsposo

Maybe someone has pointed this out already...

Maybe someone has pointed this out already dipstick but those are NOT 80's

This is 1980's it sucked. Cocaine was pretty good though...

https://youtu.be/HasaQvHCv4w
Forum: Foo
08-05-20, 06:31 PM
Replies: 465
Views: 33,738
Posted By ahsposo

And *voila* Chicago Man!

And *voila* Chicago Man!
Forum: Foo
08-05-20, 03:52 PM
Replies: 465
Views: 33,738
Posted By ahsposo

Pffffftttttttttt! Florida Man be out there doing...

Pffffftttttttttt! Florida Man be out there doing the crazy while Texas Man just be talking the crazy....
Forum: Foo
08-05-20, 06:00 AM
Replies: 465
Views: 33,738
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, but I was mostly bemused that this EVEN...

Yeah, but I was mostly bemused that this EVEN made news. Doesn't everybody in FL wander around waving guns and drinkin'?
Forum: Foo
08-05-20, 05:03 AM
Replies: 465
Views: 33,738
Posted By ahsposo

Florida man arrested after waving loaded gun in...

Florida man arrested after waving loaded gun in one hand, holding beer in the other, deputies say (https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-gun-beer)
Forum: Foo
08-04-20, 05:01 PM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

He makes it just so-so...

He makes it just so-so...
Forum: Foo
08-03-20, 03:59 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 729
Posted By ahsposo

Did those pot pies get you really highs?

Did those pot pies get you really highs?
Forum: Foo
08-03-20, 10:48 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 729
Posted By ahsposo

Unlessen they's Noo Yorek hippees, then wees...

Unlessen they's Noo Yorek hippees, then wees gonna shoot they ass...
Forum: Foo
08-03-20, 07:52 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 729
Posted By ahsposo

First let me be clear I am not a Luddite. I...

First let me be clear I am not a Luddite.

I find using mapping programs reduces one's ability to navigate by memory and instinct. They harm one's natural ability to find the way by experience,...
Forum: Foo
08-02-20, 11:38 AM
Replies: 465
Views: 33,738
Posted By ahsposo

Warning, graphic language: Florida man rides...

Warning, graphic language: Florida man rides 18-wheeler hood on highway (https://video.foxnews.com/v/6177457402001)Florida resident was driving on a Miami highway, when he caught sight of a man...
Forum: Foo
08-02-20, 11:25 AM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

Has built a huge business empire on the simple...

Has built a huge business empire on the simple premise that "He who smelt it dealt it..."
Forum: Foo
08-02-20, 09:57 AM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

Has extraordinary psychic powers; he mentally...

Has extraordinary psychic powers; he mentally produces a noxious odor that nearly suffocates everyone around him at the slightest provocation.
Forum: Foo
08-02-20, 08:06 AM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

Is a reoccurring character in several Stephen...

Is a reoccurring character in several Stephen King novels...
Forum: Foo
08-01-20, 01:34 PM
Forum: Foo
08-01-20, 01:33 PM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

An unrepentant backdoor buccaneer...

An unrepentant backdoor buccaneer...
Forum: Foo
08-01-20, 08:41 AM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

Likes to say "Ain't no semen better than demon...

Likes to say "Ain't no semen better than demon semen..."
Forum: Foo
08-01-20, 05:14 AM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

Well known for bringing his betta to bull fights.

Well known for bringing his betta to bull fights.
Forum: Foo
07-31-20, 05:01 PM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

When he was a hall monitor he used his power to...

When he was a hall monitor he used his power to extort lunch money from the kids.
Forum: Foo
07-29-20, 05:18 PM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

With all the shortages caused by the current...

With all the shortages caused by the current situation, the shortage of fibs and white lies is causing him some issues. He's trying to have his customers accept some half-truths and bald-face lies...
Forum: Foo
07-29-20, 03:48 PM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

Fails to realize that one doesn't NEED to talk...

Fails to realize that one doesn't NEED to talk with women like that; one just has to wave an extra-crispy chicken leg at them.
Forum: Foo
07-29-20, 02:36 PM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

Saw this person and was so taken with her sense...

Saw this person and was so taken with her sense of style he proposed marriage. She accepted on the condition he put some pants on.
...
Forum: Foo
07-29-20, 04:26 AM
Replies: 465
Views: 33,738
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, well, Alabama Man is just not as...

Yeah, well, Alabama Man is just not as interesting as Florida man unless he's in Florida:

https://www.bikeforums.net/21451555-post394.html
Forum: Foo
07-29-20, 04:20 AM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

Marooned in a forgotten forum, the moderators...

Marooned in a forgotten forum, the moderators absent, he emerges as Lord of the Lies.

Soon to be a Major Motion Picture released directly to video.
Forum: Foo
07-28-20, 02:50 PM
Replies: 8,889
Views: 971,611
Posted By ahsposo

Yes! And they are thrilled he doesn't ride a...

Yes! And they are thrilled he doesn't ride a Harley and wear Hells Angel colors like her last boyfriend...
Forum: Foo
07-28-20, 05:31 AM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

His parents were so poor they could only afford...

His parents were so poor they could only afford to give him 22 chromosomes.

"Hey! But I turned out okay!" he signaled with his fourth tentacle...
Forum: Foo
07-27-20, 03:46 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,510
Posted By ahsposo

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Comet and Lightning Beyond Bighorn Mountains Image Credit &...
Forum: Foo
07-27-20, 03:20 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 622
Posted By ahsposo

Might have to take up Pocket Pool as a...

Might have to take up Pocket Pool as a distraction.
Forum: Foo
07-27-20, 03:17 AM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

23 and Me pinpoints his genetic origins to a...

23 and Me pinpoints his genetic origins to a biology lab at the University of Alabama shortly after WW2. Apparently there was a night the lab was invaded by members of the I Needa Ho fraternity and...
Forum: Foo
07-26-20, 08:03 PM
Replies: 4,408
Views: 366,905
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
07-26-20, 11:29 AM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

Went to a drive-in movie last night for a double...

Went to a drive-in movie last night for a double feature; he saw "The Spork That Ate New York" and "Bride of Spork"...
Forum: Foo
07-26-20, 06:58 AM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

Is feared on his cell-block for the razor sharp...

Is feared on his cell-block for the razor sharp shiv he made from a spork and his eager willingness to use it.
Forum: Foo
07-25-20, 01:44 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 433
Posted By ahsposo

Not by a long shot, your biggest problem would be...

Not by a long shot, your biggest problem would be having enough beer and ammo.
Forum: Foo
07-25-20, 12:07 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 433
Posted By ahsposo

There ain't a whole lotta room to store a...

There ain't a whole lotta room to store a generator in a doublewide and EVEN less in a singlewide.
Forum: Foo
07-25-20, 12:01 PM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

Recently promoted to Department Chairman,the...

Recently promoted to Department Chairman,the College of Advanced Spork Design at the University of Kentucky.
Forum: Foo
07-25-20, 09:02 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 433
Posted By ahsposo

I finally invested in a generator. My idea of a...

I finally invested in a generator. My idea of a charm to make the storms stay away.
Forum: Foo
07-25-20, 08:59 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 433
Posted By ahsposo

Good Luck, batten it down.

Good Luck, batten it down.
07-25-20, 05:57 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,115
Posted By ahsposo

Corporate Insiders Pocket $1 Billion in Rush for...

Corporate Insiders Pocket $1 Billion in Rush for Coronavirus Vaccine...
Forum: Foo
07-25-20, 05:49 AM
Replies: 8,889
Views: 971,611
Posted By ahsposo

The visual definition of "cool". Do something...

The visual definition of "cool". Do something extraordinary, do it well, followed with total nonchalance...
Forum: Foo
07-24-20, 07:30 PM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

Invited me into his trailer today to show me his...

Invited me into his trailer today to show me his shrine to Colonel Sanders who he worships as the Patron Saint of Sporks.

In the drawer he keeps buds of what he refers to as "Secret Herbs and...
Forum: Foo
07-24-20, 05:07 AM
Replies: 14,282
Views: 820,736
Posted By ahsposo

Failed the test to get a license to carry a...

Failed the test to get a license to carry a concealed spork.
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