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04-10-21, 07:20 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,263
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Looks like the stamper got a little too close to...

Looks like the stamper got a little too close to the next ring. Inverted stamped tooth profile is obvious.
04-08-21, 06:03 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 846
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

...and they’re kept under lock & key?

...and they’re kept under lock & key?
04-06-21, 08:10 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 781
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Get your beard and hair trimmed, wash them...

Get your beard and hair trimmed, wash them occasionally, and carry yourself like you know more about the world than the dirt on your attire, and people will look at you differently. If it bothers...
04-05-21, 08:47 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 2,880
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Is that where you just posted from? I wondered...

Is that where you just posted from? I wondered why this whole thread stinks...
Forum: Road Cycling
03-31-21, 05:24 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 427
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Watts. Lots and lots of Watts. And the...

Watts. Lots and lots of Watts. And the occasional hammer, which will be dropped. Don’t worry, though. Once you stop it you don’t need it... until the next time. So, a bag of hammers. A really...
03-31-21, 02:47 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 2,981
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

... but what about Elevenzies?

... but what about Elevenzies?
03-31-21, 02:10 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,516
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Thats not entirely true, now, is it? Hashtag WADA

Thats not entirely true, now, is it? Hashtag WADA
03-31-21, 08:42 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 3,076
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

You’re still talking about cycling, right? Right?

You’re still talking about cycling, right? Right?
03-29-21, 08:35 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 595
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Nice paint. Fast bike, sloooooow tires?

Nice paint. Fast bike, sloooooow tires?
03-28-21, 08:57 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 369
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

The squeaky wheel, it seems, in this particular...

The squeaky wheel, it seems, in this particular instance, does not always get the grease.
03-28-21, 08:27 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 380
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

When are you gonna hook it up to your rear hub...

When are you gonna hook it up to your rear hub and dial it up to the full 4 volts?
03-25-21, 05:02 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 390
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

If I had to move to Texas it would be for prison.

If I had to move to Texas it would be for prison.
03-24-21, 05:16 PM
03-24-21, 03:46 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 529
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

You should have your friend hold the camera so...

You should have your friend hold the camera so you can be featured in your movies. And definitely use the word “sexy” several more times. At least two-three dozen more. By the way, are we supposed...
03-24-21, 03:39 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,480
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Give it to your friend. Every last penny.

Give it to your friend. Every last penny.
03-24-21, 10:02 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,480
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Yeah, I searched for Cheez’s “friend” and all I...

Yeah, I searched for Cheez’s “friend” and all I got was

...
03-24-21, 08:16 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 390
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

But how do you attach it to an indoor trainer? :)

But how do you attach it to an indoor trainer? :)
03-22-21, 08:13 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 4,678
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Sounds like the bike is just fine, in your...

Sounds like the bike is just fine, in your opinion. Whatever you do, though, don't try to deflect attention from the destroyed bike by having a quick affair with your dad's wife! Make good...
03-22-21, 06:51 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 4,678
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Frame/fork is/are bent. Bike is probably not safe...

Frame/fork is/are bent. Bike is probably not safe to ride. The frame, fork legs, steerer tube (or all of them!) could be cracked from the impact. Were you wearing a helmet? Could be the bump on your...
03-22-21, 12:54 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,480
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

I would rather carbon one, since it’s free. But...

I would rather carbon one, since it’s free. But that’s just me.
03-22-21, 08:52 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,480
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

I have never, ever been hungry enough to want a...

I have never, ever been hungry enough to want a Budweiser product. I’ve never been thirsty enough, either. In fact, I’ve never been ANYTHING enough to want a Bud. Life’s too short to drink bad...
03-18-21, 03:57 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,008
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Resistance is futile. Ride on!

Resistance is futile.

Ride on!
03-18-21, 03:48 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,002
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Wow. That’s brutal. What did you arm that had...

Wow. That’s brutal. What did you arm that had surgery look like?
03-18-21, 01:28 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,260
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

True story right there. Discipline and...

True story right there. Discipline and familiarity with suffering is all it takes to be faster. And natural talent. Incidentally, I thought about a user name change of “Pedals_for_Whisky” but it...
03-18-21, 08:42 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,002
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Did you talk to your healthcare provider about...

Did you talk to your healthcare provider about this? Seems like a good place to start. Never broke a clavicle, but have had a few a-c separations, one of which was severe enough for surgery, which...
03-18-21, 08:29 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 882
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Buy new bike, send kid to boarding school.

Buy new bike, send kid to boarding school.
03-15-21, 02:31 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 413
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Thanks for the link. Boxed up Lefty leg and...

Thanks for the link. Boxed up Lefty leg and shipped out this morning!
03-10-21, 09:29 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,586
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

What about cycling-specific cold weather gear? ...

What about cycling-specific cold weather gear? Cycling shoes? Are mtb shoes and SPDs on a road bike pretentious? Are rear blinking lights an indication that a cyclist feels their life is worth...
03-10-21, 09:02 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,168
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Explosive diarrhea, for one.

Explosive diarrhea, for one.
02-28-21, 09:36 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 846
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

If you were going faster you would have been far...

If you were going faster you would have been far clear of the intersection. ;)
02-28-21, 08:48 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 4,230
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

We can explain it to you, but we can’t understand...

We can explain it to you, but we can’t understand it for you.
02-27-21, 09:39 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,205
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

There’s an amazing invention called The Indoor...

There’s an amazing invention called The Indoor Trainer. It comes in many flavors, colors and iterations, and allows you to stay in cycling shape, and even increase fitness, during the...
02-25-21, 09:17 AM
Replies: 143
Views: 7,484
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

My will to live is as strong as anyone’s. I use...

My will to live is as strong as anyone’s. I use my eyes and ears to determine if it’s safe to turn. I don’t live in an area with bike lanes. I ride where the traffic is intermittent and moving @...
02-23-21, 06:56 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 579
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

The best part about indoor cycling is that when...

The best part about indoor cycling is that when you skip an indoor session due to weather it’s because the weather was too good to stay inside.
02-23-21, 06:40 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 3,335
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Ah, but what would you do for a Klondike bar?

Ah, but what would you do for a Klondike bar?
02-21-21, 06:50 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,211
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

I’m sure it’s possible, but I certainly haven’t...

I’m sure it’s possible, but I certainly haven’t seen it yet.
02-19-21, 12:46 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,037
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

I tend to be rather misanthropic, anti-social and...

I tend to be rather misanthropic, anti-social and I avoid crowds. “I love mankind, it’s people I can’t stand.” :)
02-18-21, 05:46 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,110
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

How much weight has the OP dropped from cycling? ...

How much weight has the OP dropped from cycling? Is he using a handcycle or pedaling with his arms? So many questions, so few valid reasons to ask them...
02-18-21, 09:27 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,037
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Lots of things would really make Zwift great. ...

Lots of things would really make Zwift great. Good luck getting the developers to comply. People all over this planet have been asking for a route “mileage remaining” countdown and Zwift still...
02-15-21, 11:57 AM
Replies: 165
Views: 7,332
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

A lot of people thought the airplane was just a...

A lot of people thought the airplane was just a folly, and the automobile was a fairweather conveyance for the rich. Many troglodytes are resistant to change because they lack the reasoning skills...
02-15-21, 09:54 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 968
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

A real cyclist would be pounding out the watts on...

A real cyclist would be pounding out the watts on their direct drive smart trainer while working from home. The OP quite obviously needs to HTFU.
02-14-21, 09:31 PM
Replies: 273
Views: 15,429
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Try racing that guy on your tricycle couch. ...

Try racing that guy on your tricycle couch. You're not even gonna see his BACK wheel at the finish line.

It's all about USING the right tool for the job, and not BEING a tool.
02-14-21, 08:38 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,279
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

The lesson here: only ride a crashed bike for 11...

The lesson here: only ride a crashed bike for 11 months and three weeks.
02-14-21, 07:52 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,240
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Hell, yeah- dude's a straight up legend! You...

Hell, yeah- dude's a straight up legend! You check out his URL yet? Chris Brown, Internet Surferdude (https://www.bestbuyarea.com/the-ringtone-ringer.html) No, don't!!! :D
02-06-21, 10:27 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 3,075
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

...and so many people point out, with regularity,...

...and so many people point out, with regularity, that Giant makes frames for nearly everyone, who just puts their name on it. So, Giant makes crappy frames? Interesting.
02-06-21, 10:55 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 719
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Am I the only one who read that the OP is...

Am I the only one who read that the OP is intending to ride flat, groomed snow trails? They’re not typically salted and/or grimy (or grimey) and usually are considered as a fun ride vs a commute. ...
02-04-21, 12:20 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,390
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

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Spelling error in last sentence: riding should have been spelled as “writing.” I know they sound very similar. It’s an easy mistake to make. ;)
Forum: Road Cycling
01-31-21, 03:57 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 993
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

It was used in brevity.

It was used in brevity.
01-31-21, 09:37 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,004
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

I thought this thread was gonna be about black...

I thought this thread was gonna be about black lights.
01-31-21, 09:31 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 3,463
Posted By AdkMtnMonster

Same here. I do a lot of things besides just...

Same here. I do a lot of things besides just riding bikes. Flying, Jeepin’, building custom picture/mirror frames, hiking, and on and on... people only ask when they’re bored and need a good, long...
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