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Forum: General Cycling Discussion
06-22-20, 09:19 AM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

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But, isn't that exactly why the censor/nanny filter exists - so that it...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
06-22-20, 06:08 AM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

I do that all the time. It's a skill my late dad...

I do that all the time. It's a skill my late dad helped me developed early on when he taught me how to drive as a teenager (a lot of expletives and some domestic violence were involved, which is...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
06-22-20, 03:28 AM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

I'm at a loss here. I still couldn't tell if...

I'm at a loss here. I still couldn't tell if we're supposed to be fuqqers or suqqers. indyfabz which one would you rather be?
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
06-15-20, 11:49 AM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

Tongue-in-cheek, guys, tongue-in-cheek! :D

Tongue-in-cheek, guys, tongue-in-cheek! :D
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
06-15-20, 08:53 AM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

Flat bars are better for the comfort of the crown...

Flat bars are better for the comfort of the crown jewels and the warrior king. They tend to be a little more likely to get crushed with drop bars. So there's that.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
06-15-20, 08:33 AM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

I only wear boxers around the house, never...

I only wear boxers around the house, never outside, and only so often, when it's 45C outside and the air conditioners can hardly keep up. I didn't find them comfortable when I was more overweight...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
06-14-20, 07:28 PM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

I'm sure that I speak for the entire Flat-Barrer...

I'm sure that I speak for the entire Flat-Barrer Community when I say that we flat-barrers aren't looking to be talked into or out of anything. We respect Drop-Barism as a faith and as a belief...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
06-14-20, 02:37 PM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

No one's arguing with you. You're the one who's...

No one's arguing with you. You're the one who's "arguing," with "authority," I might add, that what works for you should work for everyone else. You stood corrected, is all.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
06-14-20, 02:19 PM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

I don't own a drop-bar bicycle. I converted the...

I don't own a drop-bar bicycle. I converted the one bicycle that used to have drop bars to flat bars. And I go as fast as I need to. Because...

https://youtu.be/q3svW8PM_jc
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
06-14-20, 02:04 PM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

Edited for clarity.

Edited for clarity.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
10-22-19, 06:50 PM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

Thanks for asking. I wish I could say I'm doing...

Thanks for asking. I wish I could say I'm doing better, though, but the inner demons are having their way again.

Between the problematic two-week road trip to Amman and all the nasty skullduggery...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
10-22-19, 02:13 AM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

^ You don't say!

^ You don't say!
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
10-21-19, 11:52 PM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

This thread should've died right about here.

This thread should've died right about here.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
10-17-19, 04:53 AM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

Ah... so it's all about just how willing one is...

Ah... so it's all about just how willing one is to bend over, then.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
10-13-19, 05:38 AM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

Could you put me right on the very top? Thank you.

Could you put me right on the very top? Thank you.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
09-19-19, 05:58 AM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

Suggested new title for this thread: why you...

Suggested new title for this thread: why you should never, ever, ride a bicycle (unless you're filthy rich.)
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
09-17-19, 01:32 PM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

And this here, kids, is Bike Forums, encapsulated...

And this here, kids, is Bike Forums, encapsulated :lol:



Don't flatter yourself. Got bigger fish to fry. Good night and good luck.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
09-17-19, 01:02 PM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

It's the rider, not the bike.

It's the rider, not the bike.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
09-17-19, 12:29 PM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

Over what? I've already made my peace as to what...

Over what? I've already made my peace as to what I am (un)willing to put up with, and it didn't take 50 years.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
09-17-19, 11:46 AM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

The flat-bar-grabbing, square-taper-spinning,...

The flat-bar-grabbing, square-taper-spinning, loose-bearing-rolling plebes that you look look down your carbon stem upon can take names when there aren't any numbers left to go around.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
09-17-19, 11:30 AM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

Sure. Take a number.

Sure. Take a number.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
09-17-19, 11:07 AM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

And I never excluded myself. It just hasn't been...

And I never excluded myself. It just hasn't been 50 years yet ;)
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
09-17-19, 10:42 AM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

It's a universal issue around BF that too many...

It's a universal issue around BF that too many members - especially the small but influential I've-been-the-coolest-dude-that's-ever-hopped-onto-a-saddle-for-50-years crowd - have been allowed to let...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
09-16-19, 07:34 AM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

I'd rather walk than use brifters :D Oh wait -...

I'd rather walk than use brifters :D
Oh wait - I can use flat bars, you say? Oh. :D
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
09-15-19, 01:46 PM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

Dude, you broke the chain! :D In other...

Dude, you broke the chain! :D

In other words, there's no disputing the usefulness of drop bars in competitive cycling. Commutess and many others were debating the usefulness of drop bars for...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
09-15-19, 01:29 PM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

I would say that it's important for many people...

I would say that it's important for many people to be seen on bikes with drop bars, even if they don't need them or can't really use them comfortably and effectively.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
09-04-19, 06:16 AM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

Well given his age he must be like bugger off...

Well given his age he must be like bugger off everyone! I wonder if that Raleigh being red has anything to do with him towing the party line.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
09-04-19, 12:47 AM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

How'd you figure that? His left leg appears to be...

How'd you figure that? His left leg appears to be about as extended as it could go, with his toes pointing downward to boot. He looks totally electable there.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
09-02-19, 11:29 PM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

An evil combination of tiny hands, poor (or...

An evil combination of tiny hands, poor (or poorly trained) hand-eye coordination, and too much complexity concentrated at the tips of too few fingers.

In the 10 days or so that I had the 2016...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
09-01-19, 04:03 PM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

Hey, if they work for you, that's just great....

Hey, if they work for you, that's just great. More power to you. They're just not for me.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
09-01-19, 01:05 PM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

:D we're running a brifter-free household around...

:D we're running a brifter-free household around here!
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
09-01-19, 12:43 PM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

Which is why we have the wealthy MAMIL to thank...

Which is why we have the wealthy MAMIL to thank for carbon fiber frames, hydraulic disk brakes, and... f*****g brifters! :bang:
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
09-01-19, 12:28 PM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

This. The very concept of the modern-day MAMIL...

This. The very concept of the modern-day MAMIL wouldn't have come to be without all the hype. And things got especially worse as of the early 90s with all the extra coverage and billion-dollar...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
09-01-19, 12:25 PM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

If I recall correctly, it was the style of the...

If I recall correctly, it was the style of the drop bars - rather than the function - that was a major part of what drove the Bike Boom of the 70s.

I remember that growing up in 1980s Jordan, mere...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
09-01-19, 10:18 AM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

Though I was much skinnier back in the 90s, it...

Though I was much skinnier back in the 90s, it was the excessive belly fat, resulting from 20-plus years of culturally-induced bad diets, that made it very hard for me to breathe reasonably well...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
09-01-19, 01:22 AM
Replies: 801
Views: 99,591
Posted By sjanzeir

I remember that within the (tiny) road racing...

I remember that within the (tiny) road racing community in my home town in 1990s Jordan, drop bars were the minimum "price of admission" for me to be taken seriously as a fellow road cyclist/aspiring...
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