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Forum: Foo
09-26-20, 05:26 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 1,624
Posted By ahsposo

Ssssshhh! Ya hear that? That's the...

Ssssshhh!

Ya hear that?

That's the sound of Hondo's arteries clogging...
Forum: Foo
09-26-20, 04:31 PM
Replies: 14,506
Views: 835,319
Posted By ahsposo

Apparently is not aware we are way beyond the...

Apparently is not aware we are way beyond the experiment stage...
Forum: Foo
09-26-20, 02:18 PM
Replies: 14,506
Views: 835,319
Posted By ahsposo

Has a special version of Muskrat Love on queue...

Has a special version of Muskrat Love on queue for tonight's karaoke with some of his cousins available to "show how it's done".
Forum: Foo
09-26-20, 09:20 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 648
Posted By ahsposo

Ha! You know where I am! Come and get it if you...

Ha! You know where I am! Come and get it if you think you're possum enough!
Forum: Foo
09-26-20, 07:48 AM
Replies: 11,053
Views: 2,284,984
Posted By ahsposo

His fabled "memory" is limited to a series of...

His fabled "memory" is limited to a series of recaps.
Forum: Foo
09-26-20, 05:10 AM
Replies: 14,506
Views: 835,319
Posted By ahsposo

Tells me that he's getting off of his meds and...

Tells me that he's getting off of his meds and "Homicidal tendencies be damned."
Forum: Foo
09-25-20, 03:05 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 605
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, and your family squeaking and hissing in...

Yeah, and your family squeaking and hissing in Marsupial.
Forum: Foo
09-25-20, 03:33 AM
Replies: 8,967
Views: 996,515
Posted By ahsposo

^^^Arkansas...

^^^Arkansas...
Forum: Foo
09-24-20, 04:10 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 1,624
Posted By ahsposo

Followed some really, really bad instructions to...

Followed some really, really bad instructions to open a parking garage gate, got my arm caught up in the rising gate, was lifted up and my left hand and forearm was crushed as the gate reeled up....
Forum: Foo
09-24-20, 03:12 PM
Replies: 11,053
Views: 2,284,984
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
09-24-20, 02:44 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 232
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
09-24-20, 10:33 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 3,149
Posted By ahsposo

Who was she? I bet it was Wonder Woman. One night...

Who was she? I bet it was Wonder Woman. One night with her would kill me.
Forum: Foo
09-24-20, 04:16 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 232
Posted By ahsposo

Everyone smiles at me! Because I'm The...

Everyone smiles at me!

Because I'm The Candyman!

https://youtu.be/Jq__MiSig6E
Forum: Foo
09-23-20, 09:47 AM
Replies: 11,053
Views: 2,284,984
Posted By ahsposo

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thefarside.com
Forum: Foo
09-23-20, 08:29 AM
Replies: 14,506
Views: 835,319
Posted By ahsposo

Has a notion to spread calamine lotion; it's a...

Has a notion to spread calamine lotion; it's a potion that puts him in motion, a sort of locomotion with emotion when his poison ivy itch has him in a commotion.
Forum: Foo
09-23-20, 08:17 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 605
Posted By ahsposo

So much for some really classic singletrack...

So much for some really classic singletrack...
Forum: Foo
09-23-20, 08:16 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 143
Posted By ahsposo

In 2020 I'm starting to wonder just how you might...

In 2020 I'm starting to wonder just how you might define alien. There are some inhuman things living amongst us.
Forum: Foo
09-22-20, 06:07 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 229
Posted By ahsposo

No blame to the 6, or was it 8, beers while you...

No blame to the 6, or was it 8, beers while you were in the "planning stage", huh?
Forum: Foo
09-22-20, 06:04 PM
Forum: Foo
09-22-20, 03:36 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 229
Posted By ahsposo

Did you damage any fingers while doing that? No?...

Did you damage any fingers while doing that? No? Then it's good carpentry...
Forum: Foo
09-22-20, 10:14 AM
Replies: 14,506
Views: 835,319
Posted By ahsposo

Has trained his fleas to sing a charming...

Has trained his fleas to sing a charming rendition of Home, Home on the Mange.
Forum: Foo
09-22-20, 04:13 AM
Replies: 14,506
Views: 835,319
Posted By ahsposo

Amuses himself by pulling his own finger.

Amuses himself by pulling his own finger.
Forum: Foo
09-21-20, 03:50 AM
Replies: 14,506
Views: 835,319
Posted By ahsposo

Hangs out with the band No Pants as their gropee.

Hangs out with the band No Pants as their gropee.
Forum: Foo
09-20-20, 12:11 PM
Replies: 1,685
Views: 123,497
Posted By ahsposo

https://youtu.be/R6e-7PM5cz0

https://youtu.be/R6e-7PM5cz0
Forum: Foo
09-20-20, 10:24 AM
Replies: 14,506
Views: 835,319
Posted By ahsposo

The scholar of his family.

The scholar of his family.
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 04:11 PM
Replies: 14,506
Views: 835,319
Posted By ahsposo

In any case, you know he'll be there pantless...

In any case, you know he'll be there pantless letting his freak flag fly.
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 02:42 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 205
Posted By ahsposo

Drivin' me nutz...

Drivin' me nutz...
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 02:38 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 1,624
Posted By ahsposo

They probably think I'm pretty well padded as is.

They probably think I'm pretty well padded as is.
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 02:35 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 1,624
Posted By ahsposo

Just what the world needs right now; an...

Just what the world needs right now; an over-caffeinated Texan.
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 02:33 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 1,624
Posted By ahsposo

I have them to spare for sure. Don't really use...

I have them to spare for sure. Don't really use the opiates they gave me unless I'm really hurtin'. My ibuprophen and actimenaphen (or however you spell 'em) cocktail works okay. The real problem is...
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 09:01 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 205
Posted By ahsposo

Is this "Speak like a Pirate Day" or something?...

Is this "Speak like a Pirate Day" or something? The selection @ The Farside this AM is Pirate themed:
...
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 08:45 AM
Replies: 11,053
Views: 2,284,984
Posted By ahsposo

Reminds me of "Convoy" But they's a...

Reminds me of "Convoy"

But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf
And them bears was wall-to-wall
Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear in the air!
I says,...
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 08:06 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 205
Posted By ahsposo

Shiver me timbers!

Shiver me timbers!
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 06:32 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 7,203
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, it was here last year when you noticed it...

Yeah, it was here last year when you noticed it...
Forum: Foo
09-18-20, 04:55 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 1,624
Posted By ahsposo

I like it!

I like it!
Forum: Foo
09-18-20, 04:27 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 1,624
Posted By ahsposo

Here's my latest rig; I call it Jason meets the...

Here's my latest rig; I call it Jason meets the Mummy

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Forum: Foo
09-18-20, 04:25 AM
Replies: 11,053
Views: 2,284,984
Posted By ahsposo

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thefarside.com
Forum: Foo
09-17-20, 03:52 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 375
Posted By ahsposo

Slap a Snap-On sticker on it...

Slap a Snap-On sticker on it...
Forum: Foo
09-17-20, 07:03 AM
Replies: 8,967
Views: 996,515
Posted By ahsposo

Nothing says "hangover" quite like waking up to...

Nothing says "hangover" quite like waking up to puppy parts in your mouth...
Forum: Foo
09-16-20, 01:46 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 1,624
Posted By ahsposo

Foo; a regular cornucopia of the world's...

Foo; a regular cornucopia of the world's knowledge...
Forum: Foo
09-16-20, 01:35 PM
Replies: 11,053
Views: 2,284,984
Posted By ahsposo

So who cleans that cat's litter box? Old...

So who cleans that cat's litter box? Old Schrodinger sure isn't.
Forum: Foo
09-16-20, 01:32 PM
Replies: 8,967
Views: 996,515
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, but not the roommate...

Yeah, but not the roommate...
Forum: Foo
09-16-20, 10:26 AM
Replies: 14,506
Views: 835,319
Posted By ahsposo

If he could he surely wood end his sentence...

If he could
he surely wood
end his sentence with
a proposition
Forum: Foo
09-15-20, 03:50 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 1,624
Posted By ahsposo

Save me a piece of that spicy.

Save me a piece of that spicy.
Forum: Foo
09-15-20, 01:13 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,255
Posted By ahsposo

Oh, no you don't. You ain't getting off that...

Oh, no you don't. You ain't getting off that easy...
Forum: Foo
09-15-20, 01:12 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 289
Posted By ahsposo

They should check out no motor? , his fur is...

They should check out no motor? , his fur is loaded with bacterial life...
Forum: Foo
09-15-20, 05:26 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 592
Posted By ahsposo

There's always pornhub. Something for every...

There's always pornhub. Something for every taste. no motor? tells me he found some really hot midget pantless possum porn...
Forum: Foo
09-15-20, 05:20 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,255
Posted By ahsposo

And in other news: Porta-potty seen rolling...

And in other news:

Porta-potty seen rolling on Route 66
Forum: Foo
09-15-20, 04:38 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,255
Posted By ahsposo

*Close but no cigar* catergory: So my left...

*Close but no cigar* catergory:

So my left hand is still very numb but I keep trying to use it. I'm holding a head of lettuce last night with my left hand and my right is using a really sharp...
Forum: Foo
09-14-20, 04:26 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 1,624
Posted By ahsposo

You think that was a treatise? I thought a...

You think that was a treatise? I thought a treatise was something you gave to kids on Halloween...

So Mr. Honk; I always heard that "if you know beans about chili, it doesn't have beans in it" and...
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