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Forum: Foo
03-06-21, 11:05 AM
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Posted By 3alarmer

. ...until the recent discovery of a glowing, 6...

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...until the recent discovery of a glowing, 6 foot long shark off the coast of New Zealand, he held the title of Earth's largest, bioluminescent, vertebrate.
Forum: Foo
03-06-21, 10:33 AM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...has invested heavily in the new virtual...

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...has invested heavily in the new virtual currency, Bitthong. "With these virtual currency scams, you need to get in there while it's still riding up," he advises.
Forum: Foo
03-05-21, 10:47 PM
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Posted By 3alarmer

. ...the important thing is that his dog looks...

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...the important thing is that his dog looks a lot better to him now.
03-05-21, 09:29 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 318
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...for your consideration as you proceed, now...

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...for your consideration as you proceed, now that the bolt is off. I have grown weary over the many years I've been doing this stuff, with freeing up old stuck crank fixing bolts. The worst ones...
Forum: Foo
03-05-21, 09:15 PM
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Posted By 3alarmer

. ...he's not one to be judgmental.

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...he's not one to be judgmental.
Forum: Foo
03-05-21, 08:24 PM
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Posted By 3alarmer

. ...the hardest part of the whole thing was...

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...the hardest part of the whole thing was getting his dog to sit still while he shaved its ass.
Forum: Foo
03-05-21, 02:47 PM
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Posted By 3alarmer

. ...teaching his dog to walk backwards was not...

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...teaching his dog to walk backwards was not as hard as he thought it would be.
Forum: Foo
03-05-21, 12:20 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...in what his therapist describes in his...

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...in what his therapist describes in his notes as a "major breakthrough in adherence to societal norms," he has begun wearing a second face mask when unable to maintain social distancing. This...
03-04-21, 02:36 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 700
Posted By 3alarmer

...thus the OP has had plenty of time to regret...

...thus the OP has had plenty of time to regret his decisions. :)
Forum: Foo
03-03-21, 11:09 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...he once tried to cross a possum with a...

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...he once tried to cross a possum with a jelly donut. He was hoping to get an endless jelly supply from that delightful marsupial pouch.
Forum: Foo
03-03-21, 09:14 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 441
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...there's a roving gang of wild turkeys that...

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...there's a roving gang of wild turkeys that have been terrorizing my neighborhood most of the winter. They move in when everything dries up in the fall, over by the river. Then they hang out...
03-03-21, 07:34 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 744
Posted By 3alarmer

. ... I always use the electric car to go buy...

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... I always use the electric car to go buy gas for the IC lawn mower. :)
Forum: Foo
03-03-21, 06:01 PM
Replies: 15,875
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Posted By 3alarmer

. ...sometimes, he is mistaken for the black...

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...sometimes, he is mistaken for the black browed babbler. Until recently rediscovered in the wild, it was thought to be extinct.
The essential difference (and this is mentioned in the field...
Forum: Foo
03-03-21, 11:05 AM
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Posted By 3alarmer

. ...when posting here on the lies thread, he...

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...when posting here on the lies thread, he favors a flowery print housecoat.
Such a garment allows the omission of pants, but is still well within the boundaries of societal norms.
03-03-21, 10:16 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,401
Posted By 3alarmer

...look at one or several of the YouTube videos...

...look at one or several of the YouTube videos linked here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTywJSJmT8M (https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=sachs+pentasport+5)
Forum: Foo
03-02-21, 09:15 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By 3alarmer

. ....as a longtime collector of stamps, sent...

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....as a longtime collector of stamps, sent on the first day of issue, with a commemorative, special cancellation, he doesn't get all the complaining about cancel culture.
Forum: Foo
03-02-21, 10:44 AM
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Posted By 3alarmer

. ...whenever he "gobbles a corn dog", he likes...

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...whenever he "gobbles a corn dog", he likes to first say, "I looks so BIG. But maybe just the tip." Then he giggles. I know it sounds odd, but on him it is charming.
Forum: Foo
03-02-21, 12:59 AM
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Posted By 3alarmer

. ...he got touched a lot by creepy old men,...

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...he got touched a lot by creepy old men, when he worked at Hot Dog on a Stick, in the mall. And not in a gentlemanly way, either. But the tips were good, and he really liked the outfit.
...
03-01-21, 09:15 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,755
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...oh yeah, the dropout adjuster screws on...

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...oh yeah, the dropout adjuster screws on mine were a standard threading, not metric as you might assume.
03-01-21, 09:13 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,755
Posted By 3alarmer

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Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 08:06 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...sometimes, when he dresses in drag, he...

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...sometimes, when he dresses in drag, he replaces his striped referee's top with a T-shirt that says "Squeezed Fresh Daily" right across his fake boobs. He got it when he worked at Orange Julius,...
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 12:58 PM
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Posted By 3alarmer

...tries to work celery into his regular diet for...

...tries to work celery into his regular diet for reasons of its healthful effects.
...
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 10:46 AM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...had a fit at the gate to Disney World,...

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...had a fit at the gate to Disney World, when they refused to admit him to the park unless he wore some pants. It was all over the news.
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 10:21 AM
Replies: 542
Views: 45,248
Posted By 3alarmer

Florida man drowns while searching for lost golf...

Florida man drowns while searching for lost golf ball, authorities say (https://www.al.com/news/2021/03/florida-man-drowns-while-searching-for-lost-golf-ball-authorities-say.html)
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 10:16 AM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By 3alarmer

. ....still remembers the valuable lesson he...

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....still remembers the valuable lesson he learned, back in 1973, when he gave up wearing pants for Lent.
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 01:03 AM
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Posted By 3alarmer

. ...for Lent this year, he decided to just...

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...for Lent this year, he decided to just give up.
02-28-21, 05:03 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 9,373
Posted By 3alarmer

+1...the conversations here were much more...

+1...the conversations here were much more "stimulating" when Sydney and Sheldon were still around. :)
Forum: Foo
02-28-21, 03:47 PM
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Posted By 3alarmer

. ...his ears are shot, due to aging. But it...

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...his ears are shot, due to aging. But it doesn't slow him down any. He just wears a big button on his shirt that says, "Wut ??"
Forum: Foo
02-28-21, 12:01 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...whenever someone refers to him as a crusty...

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...whenever someone refers to him as a crusty old man, he responds with a plea to stop ridiculing the heartbreak of psoriasis.
Forum: Foo
02-27-21, 03:30 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...prefers the films where people strip. He...

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...prefers the films where people strip. He has a subscription to Mrs. Poindexter's Members Only page.
02-27-21, 12:32 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,110
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...currently, at least, you can still buy...

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...currently, at least, you can still buy brand new 7 speed cassettes made by Sunrace that are other than 11-28. they work well, and appear to be of good quality in manufacturing. I have access...
Forum: Foo
02-27-21, 12:12 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...still misses the days when he could play...

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...still misses the days when he could play "Cherry Bomb", by the Runaways, on his VCR, and not be berated as some kind of pervert. :(
Forum: Foo
02-27-21, 10:13 AM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...he is M C Hammer's older brother. He's...

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...he is M C Hammer's older brother. He's the one who wrote the lyrics to "Can't Touch This".
Forum: Foo
02-27-21, 12:44 AM
Replies: 15,875
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Posted By 3alarmer

. ...the parking lot is a close as he ever got...

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...the parking lot is a close as he ever got to the gym.
Forum: Foo
02-26-21, 08:45 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...trying to catch up on all the latest...

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...trying to catch up on all the latest Cosplay fads, he recently attended a Brony convention.
...
Forum: Foo
02-26-21, 05:49 PM
Replies: 15,875
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Posted By 3alarmer

. ...being in the way is the only way he can...

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...being in the way is the only way he can get any attention. Even then, people tend to just walk around him without comment.
Forum: Foo
02-26-21, 05:40 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By 3alarmer

...he's never in the way, he's just old. :)

...he's never in the way, he's just old. :)
Forum: Foo
02-26-21, 05:38 PM
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Views: 892,732
Posted By 3alarmer

...the band name "RastaBaBaa and the Flock" has...

...the band name "RastaBaBaa and the Flock" has not taken off on YouTube, so he has changed it to Baaaaab Maarly and the Bleaters.
Forum: Foo
02-26-21, 01:17 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...he considers his refusal to wear pants,...

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...he considers his refusal to wear pants, not so much imprudent, as impudent. Which titillates him no end.:)
02-26-21, 12:18 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,028
Posted By 3alarmer

...welcome to the world of fallacy. :)

...welcome to the world of fallacy. :)
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Views: 288
Posted By 3alarmer

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

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...checking on the CABE is a good suggestion. Generally , the boy's models...
Forum: Foo
02-25-21, 10:48 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...he lost it at the movies.

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...he lost it at the movies.
Forum: Foo
02-25-21, 09:24 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...he once met Pauline Kael, and she thought...

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...he once met Pauline Kael, and she thought he was a jerk.
Forum: Foo
02-25-21, 06:23 PM
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Views: 892,732
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...Pauline Kael once got him drunk and tried...

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...Pauline Kael once got him drunk and tried to take advantage of him.
02-25-21, 03:52 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 486
Posted By 3alarmer

https://doityourselflettering.com/ ...ask up...

https://doityourselflettering.com/

...ask up front about the across the Atlantic thing, but I can't imagine it's a problem.
02-25-21, 01:45 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 318
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...I, too, think maybe you are trying to...

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...I, too, think maybe you are trying to mount that bracket upside down. And water and dirt will accumulate in the recesses regardless of which way you mount it.
If I were trying to accomplish...
02-25-21, 01:35 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,028
Posted By 3alarmer

Advice on swap?

...given my own experience with that Suntour Blue Line derailleur, if it is undamaged and unbent, I would rank it far better in performance than the Campagnolo unit in your photo.
There are a couple...
Forum: Foo
02-25-21, 11:24 AM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...ever the opportunist, he has prepared a...

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...ever the opportunist, he has prepared a series of YouTube videos on styling your nose hairs. It's very important to choose the right style to match the shape of your face.
Forum: Foo
02-25-21, 01:06 AM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...his shift key broke some weeks ago. He...

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...his shift key broke some weeks ago. He meant to repair it, but then got distracted fixing other stuff, like the '49 Dodge Pickup radiator, and the busted window that resulted from flinging that...
02-24-21, 10:14 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,028
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...are you still a little tipsy ? How's that...

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...are you still a little tipsy ? How's that Suntour blue line rear derailleur shift with that setup ?
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