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Forum: Foo
03-06-21, 10:26 AM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

There's a picture in today's edition of the New...

There's a picture in today's edition of the New York Post of him parading around Acapulco dressed only in a diphthong.
Forum: Foo
03-06-21, 10:03 AM
Replies: 11,462
Views: 2,362,188
Posted By ahsposo

It's like a mood ring for your butt! I already...

It's like a mood ring for your butt! I already have one of those - no motor?
Forum: Foo
03-06-21, 10:00 AM
Replies: 9,334
Views: 644,438
Posted By ahsposo

enola tfel eb ot deen yeht ,t'nod yeht on

enola tfel eb ot deen yeht ,t'nod yeht on
Forum: Foo
03-06-21, 07:50 AM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

Can't stop using vowels; he uses them all - a, e,...

Can't stop using vowels; he uses them all - a, e, i, o and u,

Sometimes he even uses y.
Forum: Foo
03-06-21, 07:42 AM
Replies: 9,334
Views: 644,438
Posted By ahsposo

Oh, no that's not even words

Oh, no that's not even words
Forum: Foo
03-05-21, 08:55 PM
Replies: 9,334
Views: 644,438
Posted By ahsposo

This isn't a post. I just wanted to let you know...

This isn't a post. I just wanted to let you know I'm going to let somebody else kill the thread this time.
Forum: Foo
03-05-21, 08:51 PM
Replies: 9,404
Views: 1,099,679
Posted By ahsposo

No, you are too slow.

No, you are too slow.
Forum: Foo
03-05-21, 08:47 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

Can't tell who is more handsome, thook or his...

Can't tell who is more handsome, thook or his dog's ass...
Forum: Foo
03-05-21, 05:29 PM
Replies: 9,404
Views: 1,099,679
Posted By ahsposo

It's the outfit, that cape is a bit much.

It's the outfit, that cape is a bit much.
Forum: Foo
03-05-21, 04:49 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

He was feeling Blue today and that dog bit him on...

He was feeling Blue today and that dog bit him on the arm.
Forum: Foo
03-05-21, 04:29 PM
Replies: 9,404
Views: 1,099,679
Posted By ahsposo

So what's the story? Did the jockey lose control...

So what's the story? Did the jockey lose control of his horse or was he just showing off?
Forum: Foo
03-05-21, 04:26 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 154
Posted By ahsposo

Wasn't that Michael Jackson's ranch?

Wasn't that Michael Jackson's ranch?
Forum: Foo
03-05-21, 03:58 PM
Replies: 9,334
Views: 644,438
Posted By ahsposo

You could always substitute battery acid or...

You could always substitute battery acid or cyanide for the beer.
Forum: Foo
03-05-21, 08:40 AM
Replies: 11,462
Views: 2,362,188
Posted By ahsposo

Believe me, there are way, way too many people...

Believe me, there are way, way too many people that won't get that.
Forum: Foo
03-05-21, 06:03 AM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

Voted most likely to suck seed.

Voted most likely to suck seed.
Forum: Foo
03-04-21, 05:13 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 197
Posted By ahsposo

My condolences, sorry to read about your oss.

My condolences, sorry to read about your oss.
Forum: Foo
03-04-21, 05:58 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 554
Posted By ahsposo

Rampant senility. ...

Rampant senility.

https://youtu.be/ve-LBM5iBS4
Forum: Foo
03-03-21, 09:31 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 951
Posted By ahsposo

We might have to start a thread about CBD oil,...

We might have to start a thread about CBD oil, gummies, etc.

Apparently in the 2018 Farm Bill there was a provision to allow for THC Delta 8 (vs the Delta 9 in hippie lettuce) to be sold legally...
Forum: Foo
03-03-21, 09:22 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

An excellent specimen of the common cross-grained...

An excellent specimen of the common cross-grained geezer; this species is often confused with the even more common gimpy legged oldfart. Some observers believe that there is a hybridization of the...
Forum: Foo
03-03-21, 05:29 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 898
Posted By ahsposo

Get off my lawn. https://youtu.be/XIE57gCyKTM

Get off my lawn.
https://youtu.be/XIE57gCyKTM
Forum: Foo
03-03-21, 04:34 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

no motor? on the playground: ...

no motor? on the playground:

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Forum: Foo
03-02-21, 07:45 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 951
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, but she's still with husband #1...

Yeah, but she's still with husband #1...
Forum: Foo
03-02-21, 06:08 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

Just realized that when Dr. Suess is outlawed...

Just realized that when Dr. Suess is outlawed only outlaws will read Dr. Suess...
Forum: Foo
03-02-21, 05:11 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 951
Posted By ahsposo

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

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Forum: Foo
03-02-21, 03:06 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 951
Posted By ahsposo

757/825-3437 (pls/tak-eher)

757/825-3437 (pls/tak-eher)
Forum: Foo
03-02-21, 05:50 AM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

A certain ex-Congressperson from Minnesota has...

A certain ex-Congressperson from Minnesota has accused him of unwanted Hot Dog on a Stick consumption.

""He seemed so sweet, took me to the fair, took me on the Tilt-a-whirl, showed me the pigs...
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 08:32 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 951
Posted By ahsposo

That said, anybody interested in pool on how long...

That said, anybody interested in pool on how long Hondo lasts?
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 08:28 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 951
Posted By ahsposo

I drink club soda, sometimes with a splash of...

I drink club soda, sometimes with a splash of cranberry or grapefruit juice.

Quitting booze was one of the best things I ever did for myself. Sorry I didn't do it sooner. Drinking never caused me...
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 04:44 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

Got picked up by the cops at a Flying J truckstop...

Got picked up by the cops at a Flying J truckstop for indecent exposure when he wandered into the restaurant while the law was doing a caffeine and donut fix. One thing led to another and his open...
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 01:46 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

Don't get no overtime cause he work on celery...

Don't get no overtime cause he work on celery...
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 11:32 AM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

Would practically kill for only a week of...

Would practically kill for only a week of celibacy.
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 09:12 AM
Replies: 11,462
Views: 2,362,188
Posted By ahsposo

^^^If Congress wrote instruction manuals.

^^^If Congress wrote instruction manuals.
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 09:08 AM
Replies: 9,404
Views: 1,099,679
Posted By ahsposo

Or ice cream... ...

Or ice cream...

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Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 06:13 AM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

Apparently, he's trying to give up telling lies...

Apparently, he's trying to give up telling lies entirely for Lent...
Forum: Foo
02-28-21, 09:13 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 261
Posted By ahsposo

For me hiring a licensed electrician to do 240...

For me hiring a licensed electrician to do 240 requires no thought and I would have to have the fastest recharge option.
Forum: Foo
02-28-21, 08:34 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

You may have noticed that he's not indulging...

You may have noticed that he's not indulging himself in outright vicious mean-spirited lies; he gave those up for Lent...
Forum: Foo
02-28-21, 10:49 AM
Replies: 9,404
Views: 1,099,679
Posted By ahsposo

I like it! There's a stand of bamboo at the front...

I like it! There's a stand of bamboo at the front of our housing project I'd like to take that machine to; getting the roots up would be the trick.
Forum: Foo
02-28-21, 10:45 AM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

Has a vintage prevaricator in his kitchen; just...

Has a vintage prevaricator in his kitchen; just this morning he used it to cook up a hearty dish of malice infused white lies with sugar-coated fibs and some good old crusty innuendos.
Forum: Foo
02-28-21, 10:28 AM
Replies: 4,756
Views: 406,165
Posted By ahsposo

Around the house ...

Around the house

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...
Forum: Foo
02-27-21, 04:20 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

Mrs. Poindexter pays him to watch...

Mrs. Poindexter pays him to watch...
Forum: Foo
02-27-21, 02:57 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

Prefers to sink his film strip with a Glock 9.

Prefers to sink his film strip with a Glock 9.
Forum: Foo
02-27-21, 12:57 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 157
Posted By ahsposo

Careful, kid; you'll chip your tooth

Careful, kid; you'll chip your tooth
Forum: Foo
02-27-21, 10:56 AM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

In an act of unspeakable defiance, he touched...

In an act of unspeakable defiance, he touched it...
Forum: Foo
02-27-21, 09:08 AM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

Dirt thinks of him as an older brother.

Dirt thinks of him as an older brother.
Forum: Foo
02-26-21, 09:36 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 634
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, I never understood the uproar over that....

Yeah, I never understood the uproar over that. Mind you I was in my later 20's and I had lust in my heart 24/7 unless it had been less than 10 minutes since I had somehow managed to slake it. Could...
Forum: Foo
02-26-21, 05:45 PM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

He has it both ways...

He has it both ways...
Forum: Foo
02-26-21, 02:07 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 850
Posted By ahsposo

So is dating a supermodel...

So is dating a supermodel...
Forum: Foo
02-26-21, 10:35 AM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

Compulsively exposes his geriatric imprudent to...

Compulsively exposes his geriatric imprudent to schoolgirls.
Forum: Foo
02-26-21, 12:42 AM
Replies: 15,875
Views: 892,732
Posted By ahsposo

His long quest for a sexless potato head...

His long quest for a sexless potato head (https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/25/business/mr-potato-head-gender-neutral.html?action=click&module=Latest&pgtype=Homepage) has finally ended.

"I'd like to...
Forum: Foo
02-25-21, 07:12 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 424
Posted By ahsposo

That's kinda personal isn't it? I'm not sure we...

That's kinda personal isn't it? I'm not sure we want to know about his sex life.
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