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Forum: Foo
01-27-20, 11:50 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Is a connoisseur of the lime wedgie.

Is a connoisseur of the lime wedgie.
Forum: Foo
01-19-20, 09:17 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Spit into a tube, signed up for 23&U. Was...

Spit into a tube, signed up for 23&U. Was promptly met at the door by white coats muttering “N’other lying mutant”. Quarantined for an indeterminate time, but gee by golly, says the food is good and...
Forum: Foo
01-18-20, 09:11 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Though he be hearing challenged, sounding the...

Though he be hearing challenged, sounding the alarm was his erotic pleasure.
Forum: Foo
01-17-20, 06:24 AM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Gets great satisfaction in paying it backwards.

Gets great satisfaction in paying it backwards.
Forum: Foo
01-16-20, 10:49 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Adopted the rather quaint missionary argument...

Adopted the rather quaint missionary argument position.
Forum: Foo
01-14-20, 08:51 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Is ok with Megxit as the royal screwing will be...

Is ok with Megxit as the royal screwing will be two doors down.
Forum: Foo
01-14-20, 07:24 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Was screwed out of more than royalties.

Was screwed out of more than royalties.
Forum: Foo
01-12-20, 04:30 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Eloquently combined brain surgery with lawn...

Eloquently combined brain surgery with lawn darts. Lobotomies are his specialty though he’s been boning up on vasectomies, kidney stones, and precise dental work.
Forum: Foo
01-06-20, 08:35 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 800
Posted By Jseis

To a brown Papillon X Pomeranian named Mocha and...

To a brown Papillon X Pomeranian named Mocha and a Sheltie X Pomeranian named Khan (Wrath of, Genghis, Icon)

“Hey frogger dogger wanna go outside?”
”What’s up pup?”
”You a hungry little frog?”...
Forum: Foo
01-06-20, 07:37 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Well trained in the “post up” move and is...

Well trained in the “post up” move and is thinking of patenting a mechanical Bull with hinky moves.
Forum: Foo
01-05-20, 11:57 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Livens up his no-pants rides by wearing a piece...

Livens up his no-pants rides by wearing a piece of cod tied around his waist.
Forum: Foo
01-05-20, 12:44 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 860
Posted By Jseis

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Forum: Foo
01-05-20, 12:20 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 933
Posted By Jseis

Alas, you can’t have a huge tsunami without a...

Alas, you can’t have a huge tsunami without a huge subduction earthquake that will shake-rattle-roll western WA and OR. THAT will tweak those lovely cascade volcanos/slopes as well.

The Willapa...
Forum: Foo
01-04-20, 10:37 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 933
Posted By Jseis

This is Radar Ridge, and at the peak left of the...

This is Radar Ridge, and at the peak left of the rising sun was a Cold War era DEW Line Radar installation with three giant radar arrays in three monstrous geometric dome-like buildings. Built in the...
Forum: Foo
01-03-20, 09:53 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Hit hard by a sneaker wave woke with a natural...

Hit hard by a sneaker wave woke with a natural weave.
Forum: Foo
01-02-20, 10:35 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

As a Social Medium, he has an uncanny ability to...

As a Social Medium, he has an uncanny ability to contact those using inadequate protection.
Forum: Foo
01-01-20, 09:20 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Thinks lies in Oregon are worth 10 cents and that...

Thinks lies in Oregon are worth 10 cents and that he could buy this entire thread for a month’s rent.
Forum: Foo
01-01-20, 08:30 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Pays 5 cents for each UPC tagged lie as long as...

Pays 5 cents for each UPC tagged lie as long as it was sold in Illinois and has been washed, rinsed, and air dried.
Forum: Foo
12-31-19, 08:57 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

After his 3rd try at “she told me he”, he...

After his 3rd try at “she told me he”, he switched sides and never looked back.
Forum: Foo
12-31-19, 06:24 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Carefully put his deposits in the safety deposit...

Carefully put his deposits in the safety deposit box knowing full well the bank vault is impenetrable and he’s really into safe sex.
Forum: Foo
12-31-19, 09:29 AM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

His mail arrives slowly day by day then...

His mail arrives slowly day by day then disappears completely one day a week. While the 50 gallon container seems a bit large, he’s satisfied with the new combined delivery and pickup though he...
Forum: Foo
12-30-19, 08:29 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 860
Posted By Jseis

I usually make fruit salad. This year I decided...

I usually make fruit salad. This year I decided to liven things up.
...
Forum: Foo
12-27-19, 08:19 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Knows full well that hitting the big jackpot down...

Knows full well that hitting the big jackpot down town is a bag of Cheetos chased with a bottle of Thunderbird.
Forum: Foo
12-26-19, 07:52 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Believes his rump is a luscious peach that...

Believes his rump is a luscious peach that attracts flying pigs from the future.
Forum: Foo
12-24-19, 06:04 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Is still furrious with his rejection by the Folic...

Is still furrious with his rejection by the Folic Acid Association when he was caught doping for the annal fur-off.
Forum: Foo
12-19-19, 08:15 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 984
Posted By Jseis

I say we send Musk to Antarctica for ten years...

I say we send Musk to Antarctica for ten years and see what he comes up with. He can take whatever fits in a Starhopper.
Forum: Foo
12-17-19, 10:56 PM
Replies: 4,074
Views: 322,567
Posted By Jseis

101 along Willapa Bay ...

101 along Willapa Bay
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Forum: Foo
12-15-19, 01:42 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Minces his words with a well stocked selection...

Minces his words with a well stocked selection from his pharmaceutical cabinet.
Forum: Foo
12-15-19, 10:37 AM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Strolls around town proudly titled with the more...

Strolls around town proudly titled with the more avant-garde “Local They”.
Forum: Foo
12-14-19, 10:29 AM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

As the Shampoo Whisperer, entire unkempt towns...

As the Shampoo Whisperer, entire unkempt towns get well scrubbed under his soft clean hands.
Forum: Foo
12-12-19, 07:48 AM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

His mama be farsighted, gave him fashionable fish...

His mama be farsighted, gave him fashionable fish lips feeding baby food by the sporkfull.
Forum: Foo
12-08-19, 11:23 AM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

dawned on him that silicone implants quickly gave...

dawned on him that silicone implants quickly gave him easy to “read” Portable Volume III and Portable Volume IV.
Forum: Foo
12-07-19, 03:55 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

figures jelly and a chainsaw will set him up for...

figures jelly and a chainsaw will set him up for life.... without parole.
Forum: Foo
12-06-19, 11:04 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Dreams of chasing sheep.

Dreams of chasing sheep.
Forum: Foo
11-28-19, 06:50 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

An accomplished and Olympic caliber Duck Duck...

An accomplished and Olympic caliber Duck Duck player, he relishes wild duck.
Forum: Foo
11-28-19, 11:59 AM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Is game for a turducken throuple though concerned...

Is game for a turducken throuple though concerned that the turkey is being coy.
Forum: Foo
11-23-19, 07:59 PM
Replies: 4,074
Views: 322,567
Posted By Jseis

I pass the Willapa National Wildlife Refuge &...

I pass the Willapa National Wildlife Refuge & Long Island on my daily commute.
...
Forum: Foo
11-22-19, 12:04 AM
Replies: 4,074
Views: 322,567
Posted By Jseis

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Forum: Foo
11-10-19, 11:13 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,207
Posted By Jseis

The most successful big strong wildly dispersed...

The most successful big strong wildly dispersed omnivores in the northwest are bears. They eat whatever is in season (and garbage) then sleep it off in winter. Squatch would pretty much have to do...
Forum: Foo
11-09-19, 01:13 AM
Replies: 303
Views: 5,818
Posted By Jseis

I've a friend who lived off the grid for about...

I've a friend who lived off the grid for about 20-25 years. Subsistence gathering, all cash transactions based on modest cash work as a handyman, sales of what he gathered, found, lived for free in a...
Forum: Foo
11-06-19, 08:54 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 887
Posted By Jseis

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Near the west end of the North Jetty, Columbia...
Forum: Foo
11-05-19, 10:25 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Wears a reversible merkin ‘cause gray is...

Wears a reversible merkin ‘cause gray is fashionable at the Tav.
Forum: Foo
10-29-19, 11:38 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Always one tine short of a full spork.

Always one tine short of a full spork.
Forum: Foo
10-26-19, 12:38 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

His Church of Spork Everlasting is bound by the...

His Church of Spork Everlasting is bound by the belief that at any instant a believer holds a spork somewhere on the planet. Cross marketing with Panda Express and Foo ensure future growth.
Forum: Foo
10-26-19, 12:18 AM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

base 4 math is all he understands because his...

base 4 math is all he understands because his spork had 4 tines.
Forum: Foo
10-24-19, 05:58 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Well known around the watermelon plant as a canny...

Well known around the watermelon plant as a canny spork lift driver who can skewer and disembowel a gourd at the flick of a wrist.
Forum: Foo
10-23-19, 10:12 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

After an exhausting afternoon attempting to pull...

After an exhausting afternoon attempting to pull start his snowblower he stomped into the kitchen then sighed, “I can’t find a spork”,
Forum: Foo
10-21-19, 09:11 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Like’s to think he’s The Man From S.P.O.R.K.

Like’s to think he’s The Man From S.P.O.R.K.
Forum: Foo
10-20-19, 03:44 PM
Replies: 13,325
Views: 762,898
Posted By Jseis

Well known as an accomplished spork player in the...

Well known as an accomplished spork player in the local hilly billy garage band.
Forum: Foo
10-19-19, 05:22 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,783
Posted By Jseis

Here on the coast our fall is gray interspersed...

Here on the coast our fall is gray interspersed with brilliant blue skies and high contrast. My daily drive can be wicked bleak or pure.
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