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Forum: Foo
04-07-20, 09:22 PM
Replies: 4,232
Views: 340,256
Posted By Jseis

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Forum: Foo
04-05-20, 04:40 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,121
Posted By Jseis

Machka Horatio Deal4Fuji

Machka
Horatio
Deal4Fuji
04-03-20, 06:54 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 215
Posted By Jseis

Downtown Astoria, Oregon.. 17 days ago. ...

Downtown Astoria, Oregon.. 17 days ago.

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Forum: Foo
03-14-20, 10:35 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 3,964
Posted By Jseis

Forget TP, our Warrenton Costco got cleaned out...

Forget TP, our Warrenton Costco got cleaned out yesterday of: Bread, canned food, PB, etc. and most food that has a remotely longer shelf life.

Plenty of gas LOL.
Forum: Foo
03-08-20, 11:33 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 334
Posted By Jseis

SeaTac to Rio w/stops in LAX, Mexico City, Lima,...

SeaTac to Rio w/stops in LAX, Mexico City, Lima, Santiago, Mendoza, Buenos Aires, São Paulo, land in Rio like 24 some hours in transit. 3 plane transfers.
Forum: Foo
03-04-20, 09:17 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,121
Posted By Jseis

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It’s a work night.
Forum: Foo
02-28-20, 07:25 AM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Attempting to keep up with the times he awakes...

Attempting to keep up with the times he awakes every morning with a stream of lies including the whopper “no, I didn’t”.
Forum: Foo
02-25-20, 08:38 AM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

His bar pickup line “Look, I’m going to level...

His bar pickup line “Look, I’m going to level with you” has made him a favorite at Bears N Beers.
Forum: Foo
02-19-20, 10:48 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Took his mission to disseminate seriously,...

Took his mission to disseminate seriously, leaving him that empty feeling of being in the clutches of a communist plot.
Forum: Foo
02-19-20, 04:34 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,210
Posted By Jseis

Not quite a 100 years ago the state of Wa...

Not quite a 100 years ago the state of Wa designated significant areas of SW Wa beaches as “state highways” as they were primary routes of access before roads became common. Weather, seasons, clam...
Forum: Foo
02-18-20, 07:07 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,029
Posted By Jseis

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2010 Sport Trac Adrenalin w/140K miles and 20-22...
Forum: Foo
02-17-20, 03:47 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

His “accidental” policy gave him false teeth.

His “accidental” policy gave him false teeth.
Forum: Foo
02-17-20, 10:46 AM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

His adenoids dream of having a sexy name like...

His adenoids dream of having a sexy name like uvula.
Forum: Foo
02-15-20, 06:31 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

His family tree is a corn stalk, “we’re all...

His family tree is a corn stalk, “we’re all pretty ugly related” he mused to incestuous.com.
Forum: Foo
02-14-20, 08:34 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Is ok with his counterpart being sun faded...

Is ok with his counterpart being sun faded Formica drenched in rancid butter, old popcorn, & stale beer.
Forum: Foo
02-12-20, 07:50 AM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Always confused to either be, or to furry, or to...

Always confused to either be, or to furry, or to be furby. He settled on being furless in the face of speakable odds.
Forum: Foo
02-09-20, 09:21 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Kicked out of AntiArctic for failure to pack...

Kicked out of AntiArctic for failure to pack sunblock.
Forum: Foo
02-09-20, 12:30 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,009
Posted By Jseis

Seattle Forrest.....Looks like Icicle Creek and...

Seattle Forrest.....Looks like Icicle Creek and the "Classic" where I learned to climb spring of '74 via a trip of 8 rockhoppers from Oly in a Nissan Patrol and Land Cruiser stoned out of their minds...
Forum: Foo
02-08-20, 09:33 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,009
Posted By Jseis

Eagle Scout. Rode West Coast to East on my Grand...

Eagle Scout. Rode West Coast to East on my Grand Jubilee via Canada.
...
Forum: Foo
02-05-20, 10:16 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,005
Posted By Jseis

Saint Simons Island, Georgia. ...

Saint Simons Island, Georgia.

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Forum: Foo
02-05-20, 09:09 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Been stamped as the monk seal of approval.

Been stamped as the monk seal of approval.
Forum: Foo
02-05-20, 05:06 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,956
Posted By Jseis

Clemsongirl LesG nondes

Clemsongirl
LesG
nondes
Forum: Foo
02-02-20, 06:25 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Fondly calls his porcelain throne the Super...

Fondly calls his porcelain throne the Super Bowl’s super bowl.
Forum: Foo
02-02-20, 05:11 AM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

A connoisseur of fine Italian sewers as described...

A connoisseur of fine Italian sewers as described in The Best of Blackwaters Euro Tourer 2, “I find aged holy waters in particular refine the depth and experience to the discriminating palate”.
Forum: Foo
02-01-20, 11:24 AM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

He’s the cell block’s favorite boy to be in front.

He’s the cell block’s favorite boy to be in front.
Forum: Foo
01-31-20, 12:39 AM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

In the fiercest storm he thought he heard the...

In the fiercest storm he thought he heard the captain cry out “grab the whelm” so he did and rushed the poop deck with Volume II of the O.E.D.
Forum: Foo
01-30-20, 09:32 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Underwhelmed ‘cause what’s a headless pothead to...

Underwhelmed ‘cause what’s a headless pothead to think.
Forum: Foo
01-30-20, 08:30 AM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

His udder failure revealed how his life really...

His udder failure revealed how his life really sucked.
Forum: Foo
01-29-20, 08:14 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Fined for a late return.

Fined for a late return.
Forum: Foo
01-27-20, 11:50 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Is a connoisseur of the lime wedgie.

Is a connoisseur of the lime wedgie.
Forum: Foo
01-19-20, 09:17 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Spit into a tube, signed up for 23&U. Was...

Spit into a tube, signed up for 23&U. Was promptly met at the door by white coats muttering “N’other lying mutant”. Quarantined for an indeterminate time, but gee by golly, says the food is good and...
Forum: Foo
01-18-20, 09:11 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Though he be hearing challenged, sounding the...

Though he be hearing challenged, sounding the alarm was his erotic pleasure.
Forum: Foo
01-17-20, 06:24 AM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Gets great satisfaction in paying it backwards.

Gets great satisfaction in paying it backwards.
Forum: Foo
01-16-20, 10:49 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Adopted the rather quaint missionary argument...

Adopted the rather quaint missionary argument position.
Forum: Foo
01-14-20, 08:51 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Is ok with Megxit as the royal screwing will be...

Is ok with Megxit as the royal screwing will be two doors down.
Forum: Foo
01-14-20, 07:24 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Was screwed out of more than royalties.

Was screwed out of more than royalties.
Forum: Foo
01-12-20, 04:30 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Eloquently combined brain surgery with lawn...

Eloquently combined brain surgery with lawn darts. Lobotomies are his specialty though he’s been boning up on vasectomies, kidney stones, and precise dental work.
Forum: Foo
01-06-20, 08:35 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,209
Posted By Jseis

To a brown Papillon X Pomeranian named Mocha and...

To a brown Papillon X Pomeranian named Mocha and a Sheltie X Pomeranian named Khan (Wrath of, Genghis, Icon)

“Hey frogger dogger wanna go outside?”
”What’s up pup?”
”You a hungry little frog?”...
Forum: Foo
01-06-20, 07:37 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Well trained in the “post up” move and is...

Well trained in the “post up” move and is thinking of patenting a mechanical Bull with hinky moves.
Forum: Foo
01-05-20, 11:57 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Livens up his no-pants rides by wearing a piece...

Livens up his no-pants rides by wearing a piece of cod tied around his waist.
Forum: Foo
01-05-20, 12:44 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,126
Posted By Jseis

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Indyfabz
dagray
c0urt
Forum: Foo
01-05-20, 12:20 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,956
Posted By Jseis

Alas, you can’t have a huge tsunami without a...

Alas, you can’t have a huge tsunami without a huge subduction earthquake that will shake-rattle-roll western WA and OR. THAT will tweak those lovely cascade volcanos/slopes as well.

The Willapa...
Forum: Foo
01-04-20, 10:37 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,956
Posted By Jseis

This is Radar Ridge, and at the peak left of the...

This is Radar Ridge, and at the peak left of the rising sun was a Cold War era DEW Line Radar installation with three giant radar arrays in three monstrous geometric dome-like buildings. Built in the...
Forum: Foo
01-03-20, 09:53 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Hit hard by a sneaker wave woke with a natural...

Hit hard by a sneaker wave woke with a natural weave.
Forum: Foo
01-02-20, 10:35 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

As a Social Medium, he has an uncanny ability to...

As a Social Medium, he has an uncanny ability to contact those using inadequate protection.
Forum: Foo
01-01-20, 09:20 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Thinks lies in Oregon are worth 10 cents and that...

Thinks lies in Oregon are worth 10 cents and that he could buy this entire thread for a month’s rent.
Forum: Foo
01-01-20, 08:30 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Pays 5 cents for each UPC tagged lie as long as...

Pays 5 cents for each UPC tagged lie as long as it was sold in Illinois and has been washed, rinsed, and air dried.
Forum: Foo
12-31-19, 08:57 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

After his 3rd try at “she told me he”, he...

After his 3rd try at “she told me he”, he switched sides and never looked back.
Forum: Foo
12-31-19, 06:24 PM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

Carefully put his deposits in the safety deposit...

Carefully put his deposits in the safety deposit box knowing full well the bank vault is impenetrable and he’s really into safe sex.
Forum: Foo
12-31-19, 09:29 AM
Replies: 13,516
Views: 780,317
Posted By Jseis

His mail arrives slowly day by day then...

His mail arrives slowly day by day then disappears completely one day a week. While the 50 gallon container seems a bit large, he’s satisfied with the new combined delivery and pickup though he...
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