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Forum: Foo
10-21-20, 05:23 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 183
Posted By no motor?

Time to send Wallowitz back to the space station.

Time to send Wallowitz back to the space station.
Forum: Foo
10-20-20, 03:27 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 479
Posted By no motor?

You guys both need to do more research about real...

You guys both need to do more research about real beer and not the swill Hondo drinks in the heat.
Forum: Foo
10-19-20, 06:53 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,021
Posted By no motor?

That's what happens when you mess with my kinfolk.

That's what happens when you mess with my kinfolk.
Forum: Foo
10-18-20, 04:34 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 392
Posted By no motor?

What? I'm usually trying to figure out what I...

What? I'm usually trying to figure out what I need to buy to avoid having to make another trip that I don't pay much attention to the music. It's just background noise like the Polish contractors...
Forum: Foo
10-17-20, 08:26 PM
Replies: 14,694
Views: 842,896
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Bribed one of his fans with free candy, in his...

Bribed one of his fans with free candy, in his van, down by the river to record tonight's performance to show the IRS that he really is a performance artist as documentation for the deductions he's...
Forum: Foo
10-17-20, 08:16 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,021
Posted By no motor?

It's not my family, we all moved out of Texas...

It's not my family, we all moved out of Texas during the last century.
Forum: Foo
10-15-20, 02:48 PM
Replies: 491
Views: 38,583
Posted By no motor?

"Now get me a beer".

"Now get me a beer".
Forum: Foo
10-13-20, 04:15 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 293
Posted By no motor?

And a stampede to the liquor store. That's the...

And a stampede to the liquor store. That's the only place Texans can drive to after it snows.
Forum: Foo
10-08-20, 06:19 PM
Replies: 7,970
Views: 1,471,340
Posted By no motor?

I think they're English. Does the headlight...

I think they're English. Does the headlight switch offer 3 settings, dim, flicker and off?
Forum: Foo
10-02-20, 08:16 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 769
Posted By no motor?

I'd been married for about 10 years when that...

I'd been married for about 10 years when that movie came out. We decided having kids wasn't something we were going to do after we both started having dreams about forgetting our kids somewhere after...
Forum: Foo
10-02-20, 08:09 AM
Replies: 9,036
Views: 1,011,743
Posted By no motor?

Shouldn't he be on some single track?

Shouldn't he be on some single track?
Forum: Foo
09-30-20, 06:55 AM
Replies: 9,685
Views: 2,007,077
Posted By no motor?

What a great album.

What a great album.
Forum: Foo
09-29-20, 03:12 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 769
Posted By no motor?

I hope you asked for ID to make sure he was old...

I hope you asked for ID to make sure he was old enough for whatever he thinks is beer.
Forum: Foo
09-29-20, 07:06 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 769
Posted By no motor?

You could show him how you keep reviving the...

You could show him how you keep reviving the threadkiller thread too. After offering him free candy. In your van. Down by the river.
Forum: Foo
09-28-20, 04:34 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 788
Posted By no motor?

My grandmother had both ends of the spectrum. She...

My grandmother had both ends of the spectrum. She used to make this wonderful meatroll that was way better than any lunch meat from the deli. But she'd also make traditional English Christmas...
Forum: Foo
09-25-20, 05:56 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 836
Posted By no motor?

After being around my girlfriend's big Italian...

After being around my girlfriend's big Italian family for all these years it's weird to hear a large group of people yelling in Spanish.
Forum: Foo
09-24-20, 02:47 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 347
Posted By no motor?

Quit trying to pass my van off as yours.

Quit trying to pass my van off as yours.
Forum: Foo
09-22-20, 09:36 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 294
Posted By no motor?

Our expertise here is more along the lines of...

Our expertise here is more along the lines of free candy vans, down by the river. We try to avoid going in the water.
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 04:07 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 486
Posted By no motor?

I'm going to suggest that you two have different...

I'm going to suggest that you two have different meanings for the term organization.
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 04:03 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,928
Posted By no motor?

Especially after they mix that with Jaegermeister.

Especially after they mix that with Jaegermeister.
Forum: Foo
09-16-20, 01:47 PM
Replies: 9,036
Views: 1,011,743
Posted By no motor?

I have the same pants.

I have the same pants.
Forum: Foo
09-16-20, 01:44 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,928
Posted By no motor?

You know where to look for advice if eating that...

You know where to look for advice if eating that creates enough crap to break the plumbing.
Forum: Foo
09-16-20, 01:40 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 722
Posted By no motor?

My favorite is the one with the guy living in his...

My favorite is the one with the guy living in his free candy van down by the river waving around his heavily bandaged left arm telling the kiddies the can sign the bandages if they step into his van...
Forum: Foo
09-13-20, 04:15 PM
Replies: 11,153
Views: 2,298,186
Posted By no motor?

It's a baseball, the red is the stitching.

It's a baseball, the red is the stitching.
Forum: Foo
09-12-20, 12:25 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,406
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I didn't think this thread would last that long...

I didn't think this thread would last that long when I started it, hope everyone does as well as can be expected.
Forum: Foo
09-11-20, 05:47 AM
Replies: 14,694
Views: 842,896
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Has already started shopping for a doublewide...

Has already started shopping for a doublewide after he gets that big settlement check.
Forum: Foo
09-10-20, 06:45 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,928
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Yep! We're all concerned about you, and willing...

Yep! We're all concerned about you, and willing to give character witness statements about our friend the pantsless liar living in his free candy van, down by the river.
Forum: Foo
09-09-20, 10:03 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,928
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One of my friends did personal injury work after...

One of my friends did personal injury work after graduating law school. He said most of the people that came to them were either scammers or idiots, it was the few with legit claims that kept the...
Forum: Foo
09-09-20, 06:36 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,928
Posted By no motor?

Wow, that does sound bad. Lawsuit bad.

Wow, that does sound bad. Lawsuit bad.
Forum: Foo
09-03-20, 05:53 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 2,081
Posted By no motor?

I slow cooked a turkey breast on my Weber Smokey...

I slow cooked a turkey breast on my Weber Smokey Joe when I lived in Chicago. I had to use aluminum foil and some beer cans to fit the lid on it, and the aroma drifted out over the neighborhood. I...
Forum: Foo
09-02-20, 04:46 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 395
Posted By no motor?

Texans freak out when they see snow, send it to...

Texans freak out when they see snow, send it to the person who did the plumbing at your place and tell him next time you have plumbing problems you're sending something worse.
Forum: Foo
09-01-20, 05:05 PM
Replies: 14,694
Views: 842,896
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Is busy helping Ahsposo write up excuses for his...

Is busy helping Ahsposo write up excuses for his personal injury lawyer as well as the few people that care about him. There's going to be a special chapter about why they just didn't leave him...
Forum: Foo
09-01-20, 10:34 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 813
Posted By no motor?

My exwife's parents cabin was built during the...

My exwife's parents cabin was built during the depression, and had suffered from time, the elements, neglect from entitled family members and too many ham handed attempts at repairs with whatever was...
Forum: Foo
08-29-20, 10:12 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,406
Posted By no motor?

Some Lovers Try Positions They Can't Handle.

Some Lovers Try Positions They Can't Handle.
Forum: Foo
08-29-20, 07:29 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,406
Posted By no motor?

We can rule out your reaching into the dryer to...

We can rule out your reaching into the dryer to get your pants out as the cause, my guess is you caught in one of your free candy traps you'd hung up in a tree. Whatever the cause, we're not going to...
Forum: Foo
08-28-20, 03:44 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,406
Posted By no motor?

I guess I should have mentioned the rest of us...

I guess I should have mentioned the rest of us surviving 2020, and should have accounted for people like Ahsposo trying to open the trap door in his free candy/Viagra van.
Forum: Foo
08-24-20, 07:00 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 2,892
Posted By no motor?

I bet Hondo would do that!

I bet Hondo would do that!
Forum: Foo
08-22-20, 04:00 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,125
Posted By no motor?

The way things have been going this year one of...

The way things have been going this year one of those storms will be a sharknado.or both.
Forum: Foo
08-21-20, 10:36 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 2,220
Posted By no motor?

I inherited an old Halicrafters that was gray, it...

I inherited an old Halicrafters that was gray, it was interesting but I didn't pick up as many stations as I thought it would.
Forum: Foo
08-21-20, 10:32 AM
Replies: 14,694
Views: 842,896
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His idea for a new reality show called shart tank...

His idea for a new reality show called shart tank stunk.
Forum: Foo
08-19-20, 05:19 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 950
Posted By no motor?

I think they need more space, how about a couch...

I think they need more space, how about a couch of their own?
Forum: Foo
08-14-20, 06:14 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 742
Posted By no motor?

Those Coats machines were really common back...

Those Coats machines were really common back then, and the compressed air really helps. My ex wife brought my car in 1 day so I could change a tire on it after we'd closed and turned the compressor...
Forum: Foo
08-10-20, 06:12 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,249
Posted By no motor?

And later found a home writing political ads and...

And later found a home writing political ads and infomercial scripts where his inability to differentiate fact from fiction paid off.
Forum: Foo
08-06-20, 04:23 AM
Replies: 491
Views: 38,583
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You've seen some of their exploits in the Blues...

You've seen some of their exploits in the Blues Brothers.
Forum: Foo
08-05-20, 06:28 PM
Replies: 491
Views: 38,583
Posted By no motor?

Imagine if they joined forces,

Imagine if they joined forces,
Forum: Foo
08-04-20, 03:04 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,118
Posted By no motor?

Google maps have helped me find some bike routes...

Google maps have helped me find some bike routes I would have missed in person, those aerial views are great there.
Forum: Foo
07-24-20, 05:05 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,108
Posted By no motor?

We lived in a small town that was pretty flat...

We lived in a small town that was pretty flat then, and I know just what you're saying about them being slow. Mine didn't have any heat, and one of my friends used to scrape the ice off the inside of...
Forum: Foo
07-23-20, 04:43 AM
Replies: 491
Views: 38,583
Posted By no motor?

You 2 are thinking of those Georgia weirdos.

You 2 are thinking of those Georgia weirdos.
Forum: Foo
07-22-20, 01:35 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 895
Posted By no motor?

He's so embarrassed about that beer he's got to...

He's so embarrassed about that beer he's got to hide it in a can cooler.
Forum: Foo
07-19-20, 07:08 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 770
Posted By no motor?

You should see what they do to your food.

You should see what they do to your food.
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