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Forum: Foo
08-11-20, 12:21 PM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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Is too urbane for Urbana.

Is too urbane for Urbana.
Forum: Foo
08-11-20, 05:40 AM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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Recently converted to Vagueism, saying "it's like...

Recently converted to Vagueism, saying "it's like lieing but it's not, I may go into politics if this pans out. Or not."
Forum: Foo
08-10-20, 06:12 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 463
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And later found a home writing political ads and...

And later found a home writing political ads and infomercial scripts where his inability to differentiate fact from fiction paid off.
Forum: Foo
08-08-20, 08:41 AM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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Dreams of that unattainable buffet of the 64...

Dreams of that unattainable buffet of the 64 count box of Crayola crayons.
Forum: Foo
08-06-20, 06:03 PM
Replies: 8,897
Views: 972,534
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Someone's been in the nip patch again.

Someone's been in the nip patch again.
Forum: Foo
08-06-20, 06:02 PM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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Only would have been a contender in his wildest...

Only would have been a contender in his wildest dreams.
Forum: Foo
08-06-20, 06:55 AM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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Would move his free candy van from it's spot by...

Would move his free candy van from it's spot by the river to by the food trucks if it would start.
Forum: Foo
08-06-20, 04:23 AM
Replies: 465
Views: 33,813
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You've seen some of their exploits in the Blues...

You've seen some of their exploits in the Blues Brothers.
Forum: Foo
08-05-20, 06:28 PM
Replies: 465
Views: 33,813
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Imagine if they joined forces,

Imagine if they joined forces,
Forum: Foo
08-04-20, 03:09 PM
Replies: 10,867
Views: 2,259,912
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That sounds like an appropriate unit of...

That sounds like an appropriate unit of measurement.
Forum: Foo
08-04-20, 03:04 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 742
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Google maps have helped me find some bike routes...

Google maps have helped me find some bike routes I would have missed in person, those aerial views are great there.
Forum: Foo
08-04-20, 06:23 AM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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Was worried the astronauts would land on his free...

Was worried the astronauts would land on his free candy van, down by the river.
Forum: Foo
08-02-20, 03:54 PM
Replies: 465
Views: 33,813
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Dude, that's not how you hitch hike.

Dude, that's not how you hitch hike.
Forum: Foo
08-02-20, 03:52 PM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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Has several family members that were models for...

Has several family members that were models for the original Mountain Dew ads, back when they had more teef.
Forum: Foo
08-01-20, 03:17 PM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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Back door friends are the best kind, and his van...

Back door friends are the best kind, and his van has free candy written on both the sides and back to make sure he doesn't miss any opportunities.
Forum: Foo
08-01-20, 07:48 AM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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Would be willing to try demon sex if he could...

Would be willing to try demon sex if he could find one that would sleep with him.
Forum: Foo
07-29-20, 03:03 PM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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Wishes he could talk with women like that.

Wishes he could talk with women like that.
Forum: Foo
07-29-20, 12:54 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 320
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There's a YouTube guy that goes camping a lot and...

There's a YouTube guy that goes camping a lot and his videos are pretty interesting. Camping with Steve is his channel, and he's done the hot tent before, it's just one of his many videos I'd rather...
Forum: Foo
07-29-20, 12:49 PM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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His local KFC got him a reusable plastic bucket...

His local KFC got him a reusable plastic bucket since he's ordered the Ahsposo value meal so many times. They figured if it works for coffee and soft drinks it should work for fried chicken.
Forum: Foo
07-28-20, 12:44 PM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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If his van down by the river didn't say free...

If his van down by the river didn't say free candy on it he would have a spork life sticker instead.
Forum: Foo
07-27-20, 02:45 PM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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23 and me gave his family a big discount since...

23 and me gave his family a big discount since their genes are almost exactly the same. Their discount code is incest.
Forum: Foo
07-26-20, 02:05 PM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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Limits his culinary choices to establishments...

Limits his culinary choices to establishments that use his beloved sporks. Which is why the local KFC has the Ahsposo special: the family bucket deal with a bib and 2 sporks so he can shovel the...
Forum: Foo
07-25-20, 04:54 PM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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Is including a free spork with a purchase of...

Is including a free spork with a purchase of jumbo sized lies.
Forum: Foo
07-25-20, 04:51 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 446
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That didn't work for us.

That didn't work for us.
Forum: Foo
07-24-20, 05:11 PM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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While others were hoarding toilet paper this year...

While others were hoarding toilet paper this year he was adding to his already impressive stash of sporks.
Forum: Foo
07-24-20, 05:08 PM
Replies: 1,846
Views: 276,355
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He said the same thing about you!

He said the same thing about you!
Forum: Foo
07-24-20, 05:05 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 855
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We lived in a small town that was pretty flat...

We lived in a small town that was pretty flat then, and I know just what you're saying about them being slow. Mine didn't have any heat, and one of my friends used to scrape the ice off the inside of...
Forum: Foo
07-24-20, 08:29 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 855
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Now that I'm older I wish I would have kept it...

Now that I'm older I wish I would have kept it longer but that's hindsight.
Forum: Foo
07-24-20, 04:43 AM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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Will give up his spork when they pry it from his...

Will give up his spork when they pry it from his cold turgid hands.
Forum: Foo
07-23-20, 01:27 PM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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Thinks he can live a possum free life.

Thinks he can live a possum free life.
Forum: Foo
07-23-20, 01:25 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 590
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My big cat used to go out prowling and met more...

My big cat used to go out prowling and met more of the neighbors than we did. We used to hear "so that's where he lives" or "you're the people with the big cat".
Forum: Foo
07-23-20, 04:43 AM
Replies: 465
Views: 33,813
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You 2 are thinking of those Georgia weirdos.

You 2 are thinking of those Georgia weirdos.
Forum: Foo
07-23-20, 04:42 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 855
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My first car was a 67 beetle

My first car was a 67 beetle
Forum: Foo
07-22-20, 06:22 PM
Replies: 10,867
Views: 2,259,912
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Ironically my bike related questions in the...

Ironically my bike related questions in the mechanics section rarely get answered, at least by people who read the question. If I used Facebook I might be able to see which was worse, but I don't.
Forum: Foo
07-22-20, 01:35 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 721
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He's so embarrassed about that beer he's got to...

He's so embarrassed about that beer he's got to hide it in a can cooler.
Forum: Foo
07-22-20, 01:33 PM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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If he had a pouch he'd want one on each leg like...

If he had a pouch he'd want one on each leg like cargo shorts. And flaps so when he hangs by his tail he doesn't lose anything out of the pouches.
Forum: Foo
07-22-20, 01:26 PM
Replies: 465
Views: 33,813
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When did Florida get to be so weird? It seems...

When did Florida get to be so weird? It seems like all of a sudden it got over run by weirdos a few years ago.
Forum: Foo
07-22-20, 01:18 PM
Replies: 8,897
Views: 972,534
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I didn't know gas stations had fire systems like...

I didn't know gas stations had fire systems like that. It's scary and impressive from a distance.

Thanks for posting the video Chewey. That song was a minor hit on the radio in Chicago years ago,...
Forum: Foo
07-21-20, 04:31 PM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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Is proud that he and his homeless buddies living...

Is proud that he and his homeless buddies living in vans down by the river have his and hers portapotties and a washstation. It's not indoor plumbing, but it's close.
Forum: Foo
07-20-20, 03:09 PM
Replies: 8,897
Views: 972,534
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Especially Crazy Joe and the variable speed band....

Especially Crazy Joe and the variable speed band.
You'll have to Google it since my stupid phone won't paste the link.
Forum: Foo
07-20-20, 03:05 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 671
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Our cat was drinking out of my gfs class so she...

Our cat was drinking out of my gfs class so she got the cat his own glass.
Forum: Foo
07-20-20, 12:18 PM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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Is extremely jealous of his neighbors with indoor...

Is extremely jealous of his neighbors with indoor plumbing.
Forum: Foo
07-20-20, 12:14 PM
Replies: 8,897
Views: 972,534
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I bet he sticks his fingers in fans for fun.

I bet he sticks his fingers in fans for fun.
Forum: Foo
07-19-20, 07:08 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 671
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You should see what they do to your food.

You should see what they do to your food.
Forum: Foo
07-19-20, 07:05 PM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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Unanimously voted most likely to end up living in...

Unanimously voted most likely to end up living in a van down by the river each of his 3 senior years in high school.
Forum: Foo
07-19-20, 03:16 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,276
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Did the dog get their own tent? Or did you go...

Did the dog get their own tent? Or did you go with another person? Either way it looks great.
Forum: Foo
07-19-20, 04:44 AM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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Uses spray adhesive to keep his followers from...

Uses spray adhesive to keep his followers from leaving the van community down by the river, he says it's nicer than kool aide.
Forum: Foo
07-18-20, 03:46 PM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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Is working on a glue bazooka for those times he...

Is working on a glue bazooka for those times he needs lots of glue in a hurry.
Forum: Foo
07-18-20, 10:10 AM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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Moved to Wisconsin for the lies, stayed for the...

Moved to Wisconsin for the lies, stayed for the beer.
And the cheese. And the funny accent, eh?
Forum: Foo
07-18-20, 02:41 AM
Replies: 14,298
Views: 821,047
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His glue guns are AC/DC so he can use them...

His glue guns are AC/DC so he can use them anywhere, not just in his van down by the river.
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