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Forum: Foo
08-09-20, 04:31 PM
Replies: 14,281
Views: 820,667
Posted By skijor

Still holds the Guinness Book's record as the...

Still holds the Guinness Book's record as the World's Biggest Copy & Paster.
Forum: Foo
08-09-20, 01:23 PM
Replies: 9,640
Views: 1,998,409
Posted By skijor

https://youtu.be/XGAqBaHYJ8Q

https://youtu.be/XGAqBaHYJ8Q
Forum: Foo
08-09-20, 08:04 AM
Replies: 10,861
Views: 2,259,067
Posted By skijor

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

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Forum: Foo
08-06-20, 11:30 AM
Replies: 14,281
Views: 820,667
Posted By skijor

He only lies if you expose him to light, get him...

He only lies if you expose him to light, get him wet, or feed him after midnight.
Forum: Foo
08-06-20, 11:11 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 454
Posted By skijor

Just in case? Just in case we go back to the days...

Just in case? Just in case we go back to the days of ironsides? Bringing a coal-fired ship into military service would be a knife in a gunfight. Even for utility purposes (e.g. transporting cargo)...
Forum: Foo
08-05-20, 12:04 PM
Replies: 10,861
Views: 2,259,067
Posted By skijor

I didn't get my bread. ...

I didn't get my bread.
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Forum: Foo
08-04-20, 08:35 AM
Replies: 10,861
Views: 2,259,067
Posted By skijor

Extra points if you knock them all down with one...

Extra points if you knock them all down with one push.
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Forum: Foo
08-01-20, 09:15 AM
Replies: 14,281
Views: 820,667
Posted By skijor

Besides having pronoun trouble, he also keeps...

Besides having pronoun trouble, he also keeps stressing the wrong sil-AH-bil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmz6WcHwLR4
Forum: Foo
07-30-20, 11:22 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 615
Posted By skijor

The players hump each other slightly less in real...

The players hump each other slightly less in real football.
Forum: Foo
07-30-20, 11:19 AM
Replies: 465
Views: 33,715
Posted By skijor

It was probably RED wine paired with the fish...

It was probably RED wine paired with the fish too. Barbarian!
Forum: Foo
07-30-20, 08:36 AM
Forum: Foo
07-29-20, 09:01 AM
Replies: 14,281
Views: 820,667
Posted By skijor

Will do his best corrugated impression this...

Will do his best corrugated impression this weekend to watch some live sports.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wqtqo3DFdo
Forum: Foo
07-29-20, 08:56 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 615
Posted By skijor

There's always... ...

There's always...
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Forum: Foo
07-27-20, 11:54 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 615
Posted By skijor

There'll always be the Lingerie Bowl.

There'll always be the Lingerie Bowl.
Forum: Foo
07-27-20, 08:56 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 615
Posted By skijor

Gotcha covered, bud. ...

Gotcha covered, bud.
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Forum: Foo
07-27-20, 08:52 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,994
Posted By skijor

This is similar to a talk I heard last year at a...

This is similar to a talk I heard last year at a regional garden expo that heavily addressed cover crops and no-till. I still haven't employed that aspect of the gardening cycle. But it is in the...
Forum: Foo
07-26-20, 09:32 AM
Replies: 14,281
Views: 820,667
Posted By skijor

Of all the fib joints in all the towns in all the...

Of all the fib joints in all the towns in all the world he walks into ours.
Forum: Foo
07-25-20, 08:31 AM
Replies: 10,861
Views: 2,259,067
Posted By skijor

^Phone's ringing, Dude.

^Phone's ringing, Dude.
Forum: Foo
07-25-20, 08:21 AM
Replies: 8,889
Views: 971,448
Posted By skijor

Meh. I do that every morning around 8.

Meh. I do that every morning around 8.
Forum: Foo
07-22-20, 08:59 AM
Replies: 10,861
Views: 2,259,067
Posted By skijor

I too am an overly confident dog walker.

I too am an overly confident dog walker.
Forum: Foo
07-21-20, 11:19 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 649
Posted By skijor

I was intending to get a rice cooker for the...

I was intending to get a rice cooker for the types of cooking you mentioned. But man, instant pot type doo-dads are so flippin' cheap, and can do so much more...especially cooking dried legumes....
Forum: Foo
07-21-20, 11:13 AM
Replies: 9,640
Views: 1,998,409
Posted By skijor

Can't get enough Khruangbin these days. :love: ...

Can't get enough Khruangbin these days. :love: Translated, Khruangbin = Airplane in Thai.

And yes, those are wigs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4xKvHANqjk
Forum: Foo
07-21-20, 10:50 AM
Replies: 14,281
Views: 820,667
Posted By skijor

He Lies, hide your art. ...

He Lies, hide your art.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A2eet1bttY
Forum: Foo
07-21-20, 08:46 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 649
Posted By skijor

This might explain some of Hondo's posts given...

This might explain some of Hondo's posts given all those alum cans of Coors Light he's been drinking. :innocent:

I kid. The alum-Alzheimers link has "No convincing relationship between amount of...
Forum: Foo
07-20-20, 12:06 PM
Replies: 8,889
Views: 971,448
Posted By skijor

I am in the process of assembling a rain barrel...

I am in the process of assembling a rain barrel setup. This was one of many repurposing uses of these standard plastic barrels I stumbled upon while googling...although as a wagon for kids. That's...
Forum: Foo
07-20-20, 11:59 AM
Replies: 10,861
Views: 2,259,067
Posted By skijor

What, no 3.5mm jack?! :foo: #genec...

What, no 3.5mm jack?! :foo:
#genec (https://www.bikeforums.net/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=genec)
Forum: Foo
07-20-20, 08:28 AM
Replies: 14,281
Views: 820,667
Posted By skijor

His new fragrance, Lie en de toilette™, has all...

His new fragrance, Lie en de toilette™, has all the trailer park ladies making googly eyes at him.
Forum: Foo
07-18-20, 08:58 AM
Replies: 8,889
Views: 971,448
Posted By skijor

Don't mess with my tutu. ...

Don't mess with my tutu.

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Forum: Foo
07-18-20, 08:54 AM
Replies: 8,889
Views: 971,448
Posted By skijor

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Forum: Foo
07-18-20, 07:55 AM
Replies: 14,281
Views: 820,667
Posted By skijor

Came here for the lies. Stayed for the abuse. ...

Came here for the lies.
Stayed for the abuse.

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Forum: Foo
07-17-20, 07:00 AM
Replies: 14,281
Views: 820,667
Posted By skijor

Is at peace wearing his Chicago Bears mask. He's...

Is at peace wearing his Chicago Bears mask. He's guaranteed not to catch anything.
Forum: Foo
07-13-20, 05:47 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,013
Posted By skijor

Why not weigh yourself while holding the bike,...

Why not weigh yourself while holding the bike, then just yourself. The difference is your bike. I do this on occasion when weighing my dogs. My bike doesn't wiggle as much.
Forum: Foo
07-12-20, 12:17 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,013
Posted By skijor

Add it up, component by component. duh. ...

Add it up, component by component. duh.
https://weightweenies.starbike.com/listings.php

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHapDS2fcFE
Forum: Foo
07-11-20, 12:50 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,206
Posted By skijor

and face shield ...

and face shield
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Forum: Foo
07-07-20, 07:47 AM
Replies: 8,889
Views: 971,448
Posted By skijor

Danny Deck Chair ups his game. No BB guhn...

Danny Deck Chair ups his game. No BB guhn required. I wonder if my Ikea Poang chair would cut the mustard.
Forum: Foo
07-06-20, 09:07 AM
Replies: 8,889
Views: 971,448
Posted By skijor

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

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Forum: Foo
06-30-20, 12:12 PM
Replies: 8,889
Views: 971,448
Posted By skijor

The last thing a meter reader needs to deal with...

The last thing a meter reader needs to deal with is an unrestrained pecker.
Forum: Foo
06-30-20, 12:09 PM
Replies: 14,281
Views: 820,667
Posted By skijor

His Pinocchio-compliant mask fits much better...

His Pinocchio-compliant mask fits much better than his George Washington-compliant mask.
Forum: Foo
06-26-20, 05:33 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 583
Posted By skijor

And yet again, the answer is 42.

And yet again, the answer is 42.
Forum: Foo
06-25-20, 10:41 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,229
Posted By skijor

https://youtu.be/ijof8uw4OHs

https://youtu.be/ijof8uw4OHs
Forum: Foo
06-24-20, 10:17 AM
Replies: 1,679
Views: 121,601
Posted By skijor

Dayum! Not funny, but it is cool in the sense of...

Dayum! Not funny, but it is cool in the sense of a reminder/putting this mess in perspective.

Global Deaths Due to Various Causes and COVID-19 [Jan thru May 2020)
Running totals......
Forum: Foo
06-22-20, 10:42 AM
Forum: Foo
06-22-20, 10:36 AM
Replies: 14,281
Views: 820,667
Posted By skijor

His lies are prorated. With time, they become...

His lies are prorated. With time, they become more true.
Forum: Foo
06-21-20, 03:20 PM
Replies: 14,281
Views: 820,667
Posted By skijor

He's my emotional support liar.

He's my emotional support liar.
Forum: Foo
06-21-20, 02:44 PM
Replies: 14,281
Views: 820,667
Posted By skijor

Manscapes with propane. Waxing is for wussies.

Manscapes with propane. Waxing is for wussies.
Forum: Foo
06-21-20, 09:00 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 515
Posted By skijor

Haha! I loved the use of the Police Squad theme...

Haha! I loved the use of the Police Squad theme song from the git go. I was hoping they'd smash into trash cans as they came in to park.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2-BJgllagA

How about a...
Forum: Foo
06-20-20, 05:42 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 845
Posted By skijor

no /thread

no

/thread
Forum: Foo
06-20-20, 05:03 PM
Replies: 14,281
Views: 820,667
Posted By skijor

If his lies were a fashion statement, it'd be...

If his lies were a fashion statement, it'd be socks & sandals.
Forum: Foo
06-19-20, 07:22 AM
Replies: 14,281
Views: 820,667
Posted By skijor

That isn't water squirting out of his lapel...

That isn't water squirting out of his lapel flower.
Forum: Foo
06-18-20, 10:35 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 303
Posted By skijor

Nice to know the backstory. I never gave it a...

Nice to know the backstory. I never gave it a thought that the subject of the song was a real person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCawgpFg_Bg
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