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Forum: Foo
03-31-20, 07:19 PM
Replies: 13,493
Views: 779,116
Posted By ahsposo

Has the appearance and smell of a sick or dead...

Has the appearance and smell of a sick or dead animal. His lips are drawn back, teeth are bared, saliva foams around the mouth, and a foul-smelling fluid is secreted from the anal glands. Playing...
Forum: Foo
03-31-20, 06:43 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 377
Posted By ahsposo

If you can't recognize banter and leg-pulling,...

If you can't recognize banter and leg-pulling, well yeah, whoosh...
Forum: Foo
03-31-20, 06:23 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 377
Posted By ahsposo

Whoosh....

Whoosh....
Forum: Foo
03-31-20, 05:09 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 377
Posted By ahsposo

I didn't think Texas had fancy stuff like...

I didn't think Texas had fancy stuff like "municipalities", I thought y'all had towns, cities, ranches and spreads. Pretty soon y'all be drinking martinis and white wine.
Forum: Foo
03-30-20, 05:40 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,032
Posted By ahsposo

Close, very, very close. Scary close.

Close, very, very close.

Scary close.
Forum: Foo
03-30-20, 04:23 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,032
Posted By ahsposo

Flat is an understatement. Approaching Palo Duro...

Flat is an understatement. Approaching Palo Duro Canyon there is a sign "Canyon Entrance 1/4 mile". I remember thinking "WTF? I can see 5 miles up the road there ain't no Holy Moly! Where did this...
Forum: Foo
03-30-20, 06:46 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,032
Posted By ahsposo

I don't think these are bluebonnets, I saw them...

I don't think these are bluebonnets, I saw them in Palo Duro Canyon on the Brazos River (pronounced Hudson River)....
03-29-20, 08:26 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 205
Posted By ahsposo

https://youtu.be/efa6zlDQ1kc

https://youtu.be/efa6zlDQ1kc
Forum: Foo
03-29-20, 08:20 PM
Replies: 13,493
Views: 779,116
Posted By ahsposo

Socially distanced and depressed, he ate an...

Socially distanced and depressed, he ate an entire box of Fib Newtons in one sitting. Had to go lie down afterward.
03-29-20, 08:07 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 205
Posted By ahsposo

https://youtu.be/h5Pap_W1oqM

https://youtu.be/h5Pap_W1oqM
Forum: Foo
03-29-20, 07:36 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 191
Posted By ahsposo

Pembrook. Pem Broke is how Yankees say it. And...

Pembrook. Pem Broke is how Yankees say it. And the Bass Pro Shop is 20 miles away in Savannah.

Lake lah-neer NOT however he said it.

This guy is totally full of "misinformation" East Dublin is...
03-29-20, 07:08 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 205
Posted By ahsposo

This is sad news for me. ...

This is sad news for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaHNUYAKDn4
Forum: Foo
03-29-20, 03:57 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 191
Posted By ahsposo

And just in case our audience is curious about...

And just in case our audience is curious about the Big Chicken located in Beautiful Downtown Marietta Jawja:
...
Forum: Foo
03-29-20, 03:48 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 191
Posted By ahsposo

Things that piss us off: The statement "Up...

Things that piss us off:

The statement "Up North we do it this way."

"Got hashbrowns instead of grits?"

"I'd rather have a Pepsi."
Forum: Foo
03-29-20, 03:38 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 191
Posted By ahsposo

2. You think people who complain are sissies....

2. You think people who complain are sissies. (FTFY)

4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. (Texans are...
Forum: Foo
03-29-20, 10:12 AM
Replies: 4,226
Views: 338,657
Posted By ahsposo

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulletin/720x961/kumquat_08ed018c9e7a16aea59c4abcb0dfaa67233f2b66.jpg
Pixel 2 Xl...
03-29-20, 05:45 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 235
Posted By ahsposo

But if I don't click on the thread, how will I...

But if I don't click on the thread, how will I know if it's boring or not?
03-29-20, 05:14 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 235
Posted By ahsposo

God, this stuff is getting boring...

God, this stuff is getting boring...
Forum: Foo
03-28-20, 08:25 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,032
Posted By ahsposo

https://youtu.be/LGS6kzNlCg0

https://youtu.be/LGS6kzNlCg0
Forum: Foo
03-28-20, 11:43 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,032
Posted By ahsposo

Somebody must have applied the much needed...

Somebody must have applied the much needed preparation H to that hole.
Forum: Foo
03-28-20, 05:39 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 145
Posted By ahsposo

Best of Luck!

Best of Luck!
Forum: Foo
03-27-20, 08:15 PM
Forum: Foo
03-27-20, 08:13 PM
Replies: 27,564
Views: 695,158
Posted By ahsposo

Next question.

Next question.
Forum: Foo
03-27-20, 08:11 PM
Replies: 8,632
Views: 878,925
Posted By ahsposo

I guess the kid never heard that "A bird in the...

I guess the kid never heard that "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"...
Forum: Foo
03-27-20, 03:15 PM
Replies: 27,564
Views: 695,158
Posted By ahsposo

He left?

He left?
Forum: Foo
03-25-20, 06:32 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 3,392
Posted By ahsposo

I am happy to report the procedure went well, the...

I am happy to report the procedure went well, the doctor only found, a benign comma splice and a dangling participle of.
Forum: Foo
03-25-20, 04:23 AM
Replies: 8,632
Views: 878,925
Posted By ahsposo

^^^I might have to report that and have it sent...

^^^I might have to report that and have it sent to P&R...
Forum: Foo
03-24-20, 01:20 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 335
Posted By ahsposo

They're sort of the male bees.

They're sort of the male bees.
Forum: Foo
03-23-20, 03:30 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 3,392
Posted By ahsposo

So thanks to the inspiration provided by...

So thanks to the inspiration provided by colorider I built her one:
...
Forum: Foo
03-23-20, 05:17 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 328
Posted By ahsposo

That was when I was young and stupid. I'm older...

That was when I was young and stupid. I'm older now.
Forum: Foo
03-23-20, 05:12 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 2,128
Posted By ahsposo

At least now when I'm napping he doesn't ring the...

At least now when I'm napping he doesn't ring the front door bell.
Forum: Foo
03-22-20, 05:39 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 336
Posted By ahsposo

Symbolic of what? The urge to impress the ladies...

Symbolic of what? The urge to impress the ladies with your talent?
Forum: Foo
03-22-20, 05:33 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 328
Posted By ahsposo

An Austrian-Australian! Say that 3 times fast...

An Austrian-Australian! Say that 3 times fast...
03-22-20, 05:23 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 146
Posted By ahsposo

I see a real wagering opportunity here...

I see a real wagering opportunity here...
Forum: Foo
03-22-20, 05:19 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 586
Posted By ahsposo

Careful now or it will get moved again.

Careful now or it will get moved again.
Forum: Foo
03-22-20, 05:17 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 336
Posted By ahsposo

WTF is wrong with his mouth? Taste so nasty in...

WTF is wrong with his mouth? Taste so nasty in there he can't keep his tongue in it?
Forum: Foo
03-22-20, 03:33 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 3,392
Posted By ahsposo

You are one sick puppy.

You are one sick puppy.
Forum: Foo
03-22-20, 03:30 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 3,392
Posted By ahsposo

Just thought I'd share this: My wife is starting...

Just thought I'd share this: My wife is starting to prep for a colonoscopy in the morning.
Forum: Foo
03-22-20, 02:50 PM
Forum: Foo
03-22-20, 02:47 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 2,128
Posted By ahsposo

This was my first ever thread in Foo. ...

This was my first ever thread in Foo.

Re-reading it the big surprise was the "Guest" poster! I forgot about those.

Anyhoo I just did my census and got it out of the way. I'm pretty optimistic...
Forum: Foo
03-22-20, 12:05 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 586
Posted By ahsposo

God Bless and Good Luck.

God Bless and Good Luck.
Forum: Foo
03-21-20, 05:15 AM
Replies: 8,632
Views: 878,925
Posted By ahsposo

:lol:

:lol:
Forum: Foo
03-20-20, 05:05 PM
Replies: 195
Views: 81,171
Posted By ahsposo

Hmmm....

Hmmm....
Forum: Foo
03-20-20, 05:04 PM
Replies: 195
Views: 81,171
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, this thread just regained relevance.

Yeah, this thread just regained relevance.
Forum: Foo
03-20-20, 05:01 PM
Replies: 13,493
Views: 779,116
Posted By ahsposo

What for? Your whole family is so tight-assed you...

What for? Your whole family is so tight-assed you can't possibly need it for it's intended purpose.
Forum: Foo
03-19-20, 02:49 PM
Replies: 13,493
Views: 779,116
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, right. You don't even have X-box, just some...

Yeah, right. You don't even have X-box, just some old crappy Playstation2.
Forum: Foo
03-19-20, 04:54 AM
Replies: 13,493
Views: 779,116
Posted By ahsposo

Frankly, I'm surprised that his parochial school...

Frankly, I'm surprised that his parochial school education hasn't made him a better liar.
Forum: Foo
03-18-20, 08:30 PM
Replies: 13,493
Views: 779,116
Posted By ahsposo

Now he has words for what he's been doing in his...

Now he has words for what he's been doing in his mom's basement for the last 23 years - self quarantining.
03-17-20, 08:31 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,053
Posted By ahsposo

A friend. Sure, "A friend"...

A friend. Sure, "A friend"...
Forum: Foo
03-17-20, 07:20 AM
Replies: 4,226
Views: 338,657
Posted By ahsposo

nondes , you do run hot and cold (location-wise,...

nondes , you do run hot and cold (location-wise, that is), don't you? What's your location for those ducks?
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