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Forum: Foo
09-22-20, 10:14 AM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,662
Posted By ahsposo

Has trained his fleas to sing a charming...

Has trained his fleas to sing a charming rendition of Home, Home on the Mange.
Forum: Foo
09-22-20, 04:13 AM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,662
Posted By ahsposo

Amuses himself by pulling his own finger.

Amuses himself by pulling his own finger.
Forum: Foo
09-21-20, 03:50 AM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,662
Posted By ahsposo

Hangs out with the band No Pants as their gropee.

Hangs out with the band No Pants as their gropee.
Forum: Foo
09-20-20, 12:11 PM
Replies: 1,685
Views: 123,439
Posted By ahsposo

https://youtu.be/R6e-7PM5cz0

https://youtu.be/R6e-7PM5cz0
Forum: Foo
09-20-20, 10:24 AM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,662
Posted By ahsposo

The scholar of his family.

The scholar of his family.
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 04:11 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,662
Posted By ahsposo

In any case, you know he'll be there pantless...

In any case, you know he'll be there pantless letting his freak flag fly.
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 02:42 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 186
Posted By ahsposo

Drivin' me nutz...

Drivin' me nutz...
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 02:38 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,404
Posted By ahsposo

They probably think I'm pretty well padded as is.

They probably think I'm pretty well padded as is.
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 02:35 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,404
Posted By ahsposo

Just what the world needs right now; an...

Just what the world needs right now; an over-caffeinated Texan.
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 02:33 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,404
Posted By ahsposo

I have them to spare for sure. Don't really use...

I have them to spare for sure. Don't really use the opiates they gave me unless I'm really hurtin'. My ibuprophen and actimenaphen (or however you spell 'em) cocktail works okay. The real problem is...
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 09:01 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 186
Posted By ahsposo

Is this "Speak like a Pirate Day" or something?...

Is this "Speak like a Pirate Day" or something? The selection @ The Farside this AM is Pirate themed:
...
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 08:45 AM
Replies: 11,032
Views: 2,282,199
Posted By ahsposo

Reminds me of "Convoy" But they's a...

Reminds me of "Convoy"

But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf
And them bears was wall-to-wall
Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear in the air!
I says,...
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 08:06 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 186
Posted By ahsposo

Shiver me timbers!

Shiver me timbers!
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 06:32 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 7,153
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, it was here last year when you noticed it...

Yeah, it was here last year when you noticed it...
Forum: Foo
09-18-20, 04:55 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,404
Posted By ahsposo

I like it!

I like it!
Forum: Foo
09-18-20, 04:27 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,404
Posted By ahsposo

Here's my latest rig; I call it Jason meets the...

Here's my latest rig; I call it Jason meets the Mummy

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Forum: Foo
09-18-20, 04:25 AM
Replies: 11,032
Views: 2,282,199
Posted By ahsposo

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulletin/450x583/larson_tarzan_fcd95e65d52f2f9da90a4a29a4a12e8a6816a14c.jpg
thefarside.com
Forum: Foo
09-17-20, 03:52 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 274
Posted By ahsposo

Slap a Snap-On sticker on it...

Slap a Snap-On sticker on it...
Forum: Foo
09-17-20, 07:03 AM
Replies: 8,960
Views: 995,521
Posted By ahsposo

Nothing says "hangover" quite like waking up to...

Nothing says "hangover" quite like waking up to puppy parts in your mouth...
Forum: Foo
09-16-20, 01:46 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,404
Posted By ahsposo

Foo; a regular cornucopia of the world's...

Foo; a regular cornucopia of the world's knowledge...
Forum: Foo
09-16-20, 01:35 PM
Replies: 11,032
Views: 2,282,199
Posted By ahsposo

So who cleans that cat's litter box? Old...

So who cleans that cat's litter box? Old Schrodinger sure isn't.
Forum: Foo
09-16-20, 01:32 PM
Replies: 8,960
Views: 995,521
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, but not the roommate...

Yeah, but not the roommate...
Forum: Foo
09-16-20, 10:26 AM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,662
Posted By ahsposo

If he could he surely wood end his sentence...

If he could
he surely wood
end his sentence with
a proposition
Forum: Foo
09-15-20, 03:50 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,404
Posted By ahsposo

Save me a piece of that spicy.

Save me a piece of that spicy.
Forum: Foo
09-15-20, 01:13 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,223
Posted By ahsposo

Oh, no you don't. You ain't getting off that...

Oh, no you don't. You ain't getting off that easy...
Forum: Foo
09-15-20, 01:12 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 269
Posted By ahsposo

They should check out no motor? , his fur is...

They should check out no motor? , his fur is loaded with bacterial life...
Forum: Foo
09-15-20, 05:26 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 555
Posted By ahsposo

There's always pornhub. Something for every...

There's always pornhub. Something for every taste. no motor? tells me he found some really hot midget pantless possum porn...
Forum: Foo
09-15-20, 05:20 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,223
Posted By ahsposo

And in other news: Porta-potty seen rolling...

And in other news:

Porta-potty seen rolling on Route 66
Forum: Foo
09-15-20, 04:38 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,223
Posted By ahsposo

*Close but no cigar* catergory: So my left...

*Close but no cigar* catergory:

So my left hand is still very numb but I keep trying to use it. I'm holding a head of lettuce last night with my left hand and my right is using a really sharp...
Forum: Foo
09-14-20, 04:26 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,404
Posted By ahsposo

You think that was a treatise? I thought a...

You think that was a treatise? I thought a treatise was something you gave to kids on Halloween...

So Mr. Honk; I always heard that "if you know beans about chili, it doesn't have beans in it" and...
Forum: Foo
09-14-20, 07:53 AM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,662
Posted By ahsposo

Is promoting his GenderSender® package to young...

Is promoting his GenderSender® package to young attractive women as a way to "enjoy all of the benefits and pleasures of manhood in a 5 minute session without actually being a man"...
Forum: Foo
09-13-20, 06:53 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,404
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, well, I don't know how Mad Honk gets his...

Yeah, well, I don't know how Mad Honk gets his jollies but at my age (87) I get them with a fork in my hand...
Forum: Foo
09-13-20, 06:42 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,404
Posted By ahsposo

Chickn of the Sea...

Chickn of the Sea...
Forum: Foo
09-13-20, 06:40 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,404
Posted By ahsposo

Sure. 1 way is the meat and gravy or whatever you...

Sure. 1 way is the meat and gravy or whatever you want to call it. Tejas style. 2 way is with beans, 3 way with onions, 4 you add cheese and 5 way put it all on noodles...
Forum: Foo
09-13-20, 03:28 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,662
Posted By ahsposo

Is making a fortune from his online store selling...

Is making a fortune from his online store selling a do-it-yourself spay and neuter kit for dogs, cats, pet rabbits and the neighbor's children called Gender Ender ®. You can buy it at...
Forum: Foo
09-13-20, 08:22 AM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,662
Posted By ahsposo

Was arrested for throwing a gender reveal party...

Was arrested for throwing a gender reveal party to some schoolgirls on a street corner as they left their school.
Forum: Foo
09-13-20, 04:26 AM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,662
Posted By ahsposo

Is the inventor of Ronco's most spectacular...

Is the inventor of Ronco's most spectacular product failure, the Gender Blender. Even though it could actually go **** itself in several fascinating positions and was priced reasonably at 3 EZ...
Forum: Foo
09-12-20, 03:56 PM
Replies: 11,032
Views: 2,282,199
Posted By ahsposo

I hope the big guy doesn't fart...

I hope the big guy doesn't fart...
Forum: Foo
09-12-20, 03:52 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,404
Posted By ahsposo

A can! Chili doesn't come in cans...

A can! Chili doesn't come in cans...
Forum: Foo
09-12-20, 04:37 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,404
Posted By ahsposo

Actually, the best BBQ is on the plate that is...

Actually, the best BBQ is on the plate that is right in front of you at the moment. I have traveled the South and dined on slow cooked meat from Lubbock to Wilson and had many, many outstanding...
Forum: Foo
09-11-20, 07:12 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,404
Posted By ahsposo

Looks delicious! Send two...

Looks delicious! Send two...
Forum: Foo
09-11-20, 05:14 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 6,197
Posted By ahsposo

Many people have looked and my crushed left arm...

Many people have looked and my crushed left arm and suggested rubbing CBD oil on it. I can't see the point; it looks perfectly mangled to me.
Forum: Foo
09-11-20, 04:58 AM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,662
Posted By ahsposo

During last night's karaoke contest at The...

During last night's karaoke contest at The Captain's Lounge he wowed the audience, a crusty group of veteran karaoke aficionados and very hard to please, with a sensitive and soulful rendition of...
Forum: Foo
09-10-20, 07:24 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,404
Posted By ahsposo

Thanks, nondes . I am fortunate in so many ways...

Thanks, nondes . I am fortunate in so many ways and this setback really serves to show just how lucky I am.

Among the blessing I count is the companionship I find here at BF. Thanks for the...
Forum: Foo
09-10-20, 06:24 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,163
Posted By ahsposo

Man! Them sum skinny laigs!

Man! Them sum skinny laigs!
Forum: Foo
09-10-20, 06:19 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 445
Posted By ahsposo

Actually it's the racket formerly known as...

Actually it's the racket formerly known as Prince.
https://youtu.be/r967lcA_rR8
Forum: Foo
09-09-20, 02:50 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,404
Posted By ahsposo

I'm glad you made something of a recovery; that...

I'm glad you made something of a recovery; that sounds so much worse than my injury. In fact, I have been counting my blessings as this thing could have been so much worse. It's not my dominant hand,...
Forum: Foo
09-09-20, 02:43 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,404
Posted By ahsposo

I think that's just some of the head from that...

I think that's just some of the head from that canned stuff he refers to as "beer".
Forum: Foo
09-09-20, 09:51 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,404
Posted By ahsposo

I've got a real good start on the aero-belly.

I've got a real good start on the aero-belly.
Forum: Foo
09-09-20, 07:44 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,404
Posted By ahsposo

Lawsuit is filed. I have never been involved in a...

Lawsuit is filed. I have never been involved in a lawsuit, don't really like the idea of some of them, but I really feel wronged here. I'll be out of work for a minimum of 3 months and maybe forever....
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