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Forum: Foo
03-02-21, 07:45 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 463
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, but she's still with husband #1...

Yeah, but she's still with husband #1...
Forum: Foo
03-02-21, 06:08 PM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

Just realized that when Dr. Suess is outlawed...

Just realized that when Dr. Suess is outlawed only outlaws will read Dr. Suess...
Forum: Foo
03-02-21, 05:11 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 463
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
03-02-21, 03:06 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 463
Posted By ahsposo

757/825-3437 (pls/tak-eher)

757/825-3437 (pls/tak-eher)
Forum: Foo
03-02-21, 05:50 AM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

A certain ex-Congressperson from Minnesota has...

A certain ex-Congressperson from Minnesota has accused him of unwanted Hot Dog on a Stick consumption.

""He seemed so sweet, took me to the fair, took me on the Tilt-a-whirl, showed me the pigs...
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 08:32 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 463
Posted By ahsposo

That said, anybody interested in pool on how long...

That said, anybody interested in pool on how long Hondo lasts?
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 08:28 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 463
Posted By ahsposo

I drink club soda, sometimes with a splash of...

I drink club soda, sometimes with a splash of cranberry or grapefruit juice.

Quitting booze was one of the best things I ever did for myself. Sorry I didn't do it sooner. Drinking never caused me...
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 04:44 PM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

Got picked up by the cops at a Flying J truckstop...

Got picked up by the cops at a Flying J truckstop for indecent exposure when he wandered into the restaurant while the law was doing a caffeine and donut fix. One thing led to another and his open...
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 01:46 PM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

Don't get no overtime cause he work on celery...

Don't get no overtime cause he work on celery...
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 11:32 AM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

Would practically kill for only a week of...

Would practically kill for only a week of celibacy.
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 09:12 AM
Replies: 11,437
Views: 2,360,023
Posted By ahsposo

^^^If Congress wrote instruction manuals.

^^^If Congress wrote instruction manuals.
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 09:08 AM
Replies: 9,388
Views: 1,096,174
Posted By ahsposo

Or ice cream... ...

Or ice cream...

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Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 06:13 AM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

Apparently, he's trying to give up telling lies...

Apparently, he's trying to give up telling lies entirely for Lent...
Forum: Foo
02-28-21, 09:13 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 198
Posted By ahsposo

For me hiring a licensed electrician to do 240...

For me hiring a licensed electrician to do 240 requires no thought and I would have to have the fastest recharge option.
Forum: Foo
02-28-21, 08:34 PM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

You may have noticed that he's not indulging...

You may have noticed that he's not indulging himself in outright vicious mean-spirited lies; he gave those up for Lent...
Forum: Foo
02-28-21, 10:49 AM
Replies: 9,388
Views: 1,096,174
Posted By ahsposo

I like it! There's a stand of bamboo at the front...

I like it! There's a stand of bamboo at the front of our housing project I'd like to take that machine to; getting the roots up would be the trick.
Forum: Foo
02-28-21, 10:45 AM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

Has a vintage prevaricator in his kitchen; just...

Has a vintage prevaricator in his kitchen; just this morning he used it to cook up a hearty dish of malice infused white lies with sugar-coated fibs and some good old crusty innuendos.
Forum: Foo
02-28-21, 10:28 AM
Replies: 4,749
Views: 405,072
Posted By ahsposo

Around the house ...

Around the house

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Forum: Foo
02-27-21, 04:20 PM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

Mrs. Poindexter pays him to watch...

Mrs. Poindexter pays him to watch...
Forum: Foo
02-27-21, 02:57 PM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

Prefers to sink his film strip with a Glock 9.

Prefers to sink his film strip with a Glock 9.
Forum: Foo
02-27-21, 12:57 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 109
Posted By ahsposo

Careful, kid; you'll chip your tooth

Careful, kid; you'll chip your tooth
Forum: Foo
02-27-21, 10:56 AM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

In an act of unspeakable defiance, he touched...

In an act of unspeakable defiance, he touched it...
Forum: Foo
02-27-21, 09:08 AM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

Dirt thinks of him as an older brother.

Dirt thinks of him as an older brother.
Forum: Foo
02-26-21, 09:36 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 585
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, I never understood the uproar over that....

Yeah, I never understood the uproar over that. Mind you I was in my later 20's and I had lust in my heart 24/7 unless it had been less than 10 minutes since I had somehow managed to slake it. Could...
Forum: Foo
02-26-21, 05:45 PM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

He has it both ways...

He has it both ways...
Forum: Foo
02-26-21, 02:07 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 771
Posted By ahsposo

So is dating a supermodel...

So is dating a supermodel...
Forum: Foo
02-26-21, 10:35 AM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

Compulsively exposes his geriatric imprudent to...

Compulsively exposes his geriatric imprudent to schoolgirls.
Forum: Foo
02-26-21, 12:42 AM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

His long quest for a sexless potato head...

His long quest for a sexless potato head (https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/25/business/mr-potato-head-gender-neutral.html?action=click&module=Latest&pgtype=Homepage) has finally ended.

"I'd like to...
Forum: Foo
02-25-21, 07:12 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 384
Posted By ahsposo

That's kinda personal isn't it? I'm not sure we...

That's kinda personal isn't it? I'm not sure we want to know about his sex life.
Forum: Foo
02-25-21, 05:31 PM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

The reviews are pouring in! "He made me...

The reviews are pouring in!

"He made me laff, he made cry, he made made me break out in hives!" Pauline Kael

Siskell and Ebert gave him 2 stiff middle fingers
Forum: Foo
02-25-21, 11:29 AM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

3alarmer before pandemic: ...

3alarmer before pandemic:
...
Forum: Foo
02-25-21, 11:24 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 585
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, take THAT, Bill Gates!

Yeah, take THAT, Bill Gates!
Forum: Foo
02-25-21, 11:21 AM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

Says he's anxious about going out in public when...

Says he's anxious about going out in public when this pandemic is over because he's grown some really long nose hairs in the last year and he's not sure people are going to be as "supportive as they...
Forum: Foo
02-25-21, 09:06 AM
Replies: 9,388
Views: 1,096,174
Posted By ahsposo

To my tired eyes, that looks like fishes jumping....

To my tired eyes, that looks like fishes jumping. I think that's a monitor lizard and it's forelegs are on the steps that lead into and continue in the water.

In any case it sure brought that...
Forum: Foo
02-25-21, 08:59 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 478
Posted By ahsposo

My issue is accepting the premise that "clocks"...

My issue is accepting the premise that "clocks" run slower near large mass. His GPS error example just doesn't ring true.
Forum: Foo
02-24-21, 09:34 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 478
Posted By ahsposo

Time is an illusion. Just ask 3alarmer .

Time is an illusion. Just ask 3alarmer .
Forum: Foo
02-24-21, 09:32 PM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

Begs for it.

Begs for it.
Forum: Foo
02-24-21, 07:53 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 585
Posted By ahsposo

I'm a big fan of him too. He was probably too...

I'm a big fan of him too. He was probably too moral and principled to ever make to Washington, but he did and was tested there. Some might say he failed but as far as I can tell he came through with...
Forum: Foo
02-24-21, 06:20 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 384
Posted By ahsposo

Me too!

Me too!
Forum: Foo
02-24-21, 05:06 PM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

When he started lying it was because he was bored...

When he started lying it was because he was bored and curious about the "high" you get from a really tasty falsehood or the "rush" from a real whopper. Now he's living on the street without much hope...
Forum: Foo
02-24-21, 03:15 PM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

Has never let truth stand in the way of a really...

Has never let truth stand in the way of a really good lie, or a really bad lie either...
Forum: Foo
02-24-21, 01:49 PM
Replies: 9,388
Views: 1,096,174
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, Alien popped into my head immediately. ...

Yeah, Alien popped into my head immediately.

Not Komodo, probably Asian Water Monitor (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_water_monitor)
Forum: Foo
02-24-21, 09:28 AM
Replies: 9,388
Views: 1,096,174
Posted By ahsposo

I believe Altair 4 is referring to the clip of...

I believe Altair 4 is referring to the clip of the woman feeding the fish and turtles. Looks like a Komodo dragon, and yes, it does.
Forum: Foo
02-24-21, 05:23 AM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

Stayed up all night getting tight and now he...

Stayed up all night getting tight and now he feels yucky...
Forum: Foo
02-23-21, 08:57 PM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

You must know or have met skijor

You must know or have met skijor
Forum: Foo
02-23-21, 08:08 PM
Replies: 541
Views: 44,853
Posted By ahsposo

And then from the West this news:Arizona Man Is...

And then from the West this news:Arizona Man Is Accused of Faking Own Kidnapping to Evade Work...
Forum: Foo
02-23-21, 04:54 PM
Replies: 9,388
Views: 1,096,174
Posted By ahsposo

He was looking for the parachute release.

He was looking for the parachute release.
Forum: Foo
02-23-21, 04:53 PM
Replies: 9,388
Views: 1,096,174
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, but do they know how to drain the pipes?

Yeah, but do they know how to drain the pipes?
Forum: Foo
02-23-21, 04:52 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 951
Posted By ahsposo

She owns Spidermitebusters, Inc. Famous on IG for...

She owns Spidermitebusters, Inc. Famous on IG for their intense destruction videos.
Forum: Foo
02-23-21, 12:49 PM
Replies: 15,838
Views: 891,605
Posted By ahsposo

Is the NYT smelly sock critic...

Is the NYT smelly sock critic...
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