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Forum: Foo
09-29-20, 09:52 PM
Replies: 14,519
Views: 835,789
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Programmed autocorrect to work against me.

Programmed autocorrect to work against me.
Forum: Foo
09-29-20, 09:47 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 189
Posted By no motor?

Like you'd ever know.

Like you'd ever know.
Forum: Foo
09-29-20, 03:28 PM
Replies: 14,519
Views: 835,789
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Is all atwitter about the rumour that for this...

Is all atwitter about the rumour that for this weekend's karaoke show our one handed friend Ahsposo is going to do a full set of the gender blender routine he's been working on, down by the river....
Forum: Foo
09-29-20, 03:12 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 189
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I hope you asked for ID to make sure he was old...

I hope you asked for ID to make sure he was old enough for whatever he thinks is beer.
Forum: Foo
09-29-20, 07:08 AM
Forum: Foo
09-29-20, 07:06 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 189
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You could show him how you keep reviving the...

You could show him how you keep reviving the threadkiller thread too. After offering him free candy. In your van. Down by the river.
Forum: Foo
09-28-20, 04:37 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 573
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I had a lot of those too. I'd sort them out in...

I had a lot of those too. I'd sort them out in order to get the good ones first when the family left me a stack of them when they went out of town.
Forum: Foo
09-28-20, 04:34 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 573
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My grandmother had both ends of the spectrum. She...

My grandmother had both ends of the spectrum. She used to make this wonderful meatroll that was way better than any lunch meat from the deli. But she'd also make traditional English Christmas...
Forum: Foo
09-28-20, 04:27 PM
Replies: 14,519
Views: 835,789
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Knows no-one can top Ahsopso's version of that...

Knows no-one can top Ahsopso's version of that song.
Forum: Foo
09-28-20, 06:32 AM
Replies: 14,519
Views: 835,789
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Can't be 20 on candy mountain, but is the reason...

Can't be 20 on candy mountain, but is the reason the marsupial minions are too bummed out to work today when he didn't show up for karaoke Saturday night.
Forum: Foo
09-27-20, 02:00 PM
Replies: 14,519
Views: 835,789
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That's fake news. Everyone knows his lies are...

That's fake news. Everyone knows his lies are 100% organic.
Forum: Foo
09-26-20, 03:53 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 199
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I left something at the checkout counter at CVS...

I left something at the checkout counter at CVS and bought it from Amazon (and I hate doing that) because they wouldn't sell it to me without them finding my loyalty card info in their system after I...
Forum: Foo
09-26-20, 03:48 PM
Replies: 14,519
Views: 835,789
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Is experimenting with medical MJ candies as bait...

Is experimenting with medical MJ candies as bait for the the older crowd - his AARP friends.
Forum: Foo
09-26-20, 03:43 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 956
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Alas my marsupial minions are big fans of your...

Alas my marsupial minions are big fans of your karaoke routine and I don't want to known as the guy who hurt the one armed gimp.
Forum: Foo
09-26-20, 01:28 PM
Replies: 14,519
Views: 835,789
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Is leaving now for the Possum Holler karaoke bar...

Is leaving now for the Possum Holler karaoke bar to see if Ahsposo is going to show up and try topping last week's showstopper.
Forum: Foo
09-26-20, 09:03 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 956
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I tried PayPal after it came out and thought I'd...

I tried PayPal after it came out and thought I'd closed the account then. Apparently I didn't, and somebody had sent me money that I didn't know about until I got a notice from the Illinois...
Forum: Foo
09-26-20, 06:54 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 648
Posted By no motor?

It's a universal language.

It's a universal language.
Forum: Foo
09-25-20, 05:56 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 648
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After being around my girlfriend's big Italian...

After being around my girlfriend's big Italian family for all these years it's weird to hear a large group of people yelling in Spanish.
Forum: Foo
09-24-20, 02:47 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 253
Posted By no motor?

Quit trying to pass my van off as yours.

Quit trying to pass my van off as yours.
Forum: Foo
09-24-20, 02:04 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 253
Posted By no motor?

And you've got the van too.

And you've got the van too.
Forum: Foo
09-23-20, 03:09 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 709
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Night of the Living Dead was another one. I went...

Night of the Living Dead was another one. I went with a big group of friends to see it one warm summer night in college at a drive in with some friends who were there for beer and fun and had too...
Forum: Foo
09-23-20, 03:02 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 709
Posted By no motor?

The 400 Blows by Truffaut. I saw it as part of an...

The 400 Blows by Truffaut. I saw it as part of an English class in college and knew it wasn't just something I had to watch for the class.
Forum: Foo
09-23-20, 02:52 PM
Replies: 14,519
Views: 835,789
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His parents tried calming lotion on him as a...

His parents tried calming lotion on him as a child all those years ago but it didn't work
Forum: Foo
09-23-20, 02:49 PM
Replies: 11,056
Views: 2,286,099
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That's a lot of torque, most car lug nuts are...

That's a lot of torque, most car lug nuts are tightened to under 100 foot pounds.
Forum: Foo
09-23-20, 10:01 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 162
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Maybe it will get to 88mph and go back in time....

Maybe it will get to 88mph and go back in time. Or forward.
Forum: Foo
09-23-20, 06:09 AM
Replies: 14,519
Views: 835,789
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Is glad PPE doesn't include pants.

Is glad PPE doesn't include pants.
Forum: Foo
09-22-20, 09:36 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 238
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Our expertise here is more along the lines of...

Our expertise here is more along the lines of free candy vans, down by the river. We try to avoid going in the water.
Forum: Foo
09-22-20, 09:32 AM
Replies: 14,519
Views: 835,789
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Has kennel cough even after multiple trips to the...

Has kennel cough even after multiple trips to the vet.
Forum: Foo
09-21-20, 04:51 PM
Replies: 474
Views: 36,361
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That's pretty bad, but sounds like something...

That's pretty bad, but sounds like something Florida Man would do.
Forum: Foo
09-20-20, 08:17 PM
Replies: 14,519
Views: 835,789
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Got the most requests from the audience to have...

Got the most requests from the audience to have him perform The Candyman at karaoke last night. He was throwing candy to the audience like Elvis threw scarves, it was another showstopper in a string...
Forum: Foo
09-20-20, 07:35 AM
Replies: 14,519
Views: 835,789
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That was awesome you did both last night, you...

That was awesome you did both last night, you really won the crowds at both places over when you struck that John Travolta pose with your left hand.
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 04:07 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 391
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I'm going to suggest that you two have different...

I'm going to suggest that you two have different meanings for the term organization.
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 04:03 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,727
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Especially after they mix that with Jaegermeister.

Especially after they mix that with Jaegermeister.
Forum: Foo
09-19-20, 04:01 PM
Replies: 14,519
Views: 835,789
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He's like the rest of us tonight, wondering of...

He's like the rest of us tonight, wondering of Ahsposo is going to try out his new version of "I fought the garage door opener, and the opener won" at his usual karaoke bar or head down to the roller...
Forum: Foo
09-18-20, 07:39 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,727
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You should have asked them to wrap the rest of...

You should have asked them to wrap the rest of you in heavy duty bubble wrap.
Forum: Foo
09-18-20, 06:25 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,727
Posted By no motor?

ftfy

ftfy
Forum: Foo
09-18-20, 06:23 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 391
Posted By no motor?

I've got the 2 drawer version of the Craftsman...

I've got the 2 drawer version of the Craftsman toolbox on the ground in Hondo's garage and it got filled up the day I got it 35 years ago. I've got a couple of other smaller tool boxes for different...
Forum: Foo
09-17-20, 11:23 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 2,554
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I don't think things will get back to normal...

I don't think things will get back to normal because this is the new normal. The question is how will we adapt, and what happens to those that don't?
Forum: Foo
09-16-20, 01:47 PM
Replies: 8,975
Views: 997,861
Posted By no motor?

I have the same pants.

I have the same pants.
Forum: Foo
09-16-20, 01:45 PM
Replies: 11,056
Views: 2,286,099
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Do we really know if it's clean or dirty?

Do we really know if it's clean or dirty?
Forum: Foo
09-16-20, 01:44 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,727
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You know where to look for advice if eating that...

You know where to look for advice if eating that creates enough crap to break the plumbing.
Forum: Foo
09-16-20, 01:40 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 605
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My favorite is the one with the guy living in his...

My favorite is the one with the guy living in his free candy van down by the river waving around his heavily bandaged left arm telling the kiddies the can sign the bandages if they step into his van...
Forum: Foo
09-16-20, 01:36 PM
Replies: 14,519
Views: 835,789
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His proposed prepositions became assumptions ...

His proposed prepositions
became assumptions
for all to partake in.
Forum: Foo
09-15-20, 01:46 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,268
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You'd probably bring me back to life, just like...

You'd probably bring me back to life, just like you do with the threadkiller thread.
Forum: Foo
09-15-20, 01:41 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,309
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That's what I'm wondering too, the kits I've used...

That's what I'm wondering too, the kits I've used were really adjustable. I bought my first one in the 80's after buying a house that needed toilet repairs shortly after purchase. A plumber saw me...
Forum: Foo
09-15-20, 12:22 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,268
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Yeah, between Ahsposo and 2020 this thread may...

Yeah, between Ahsposo and 2020 this thread may outlive me.
Forum: Foo
09-15-20, 01:00 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,268
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With a couple more hurricanes on the horizon...

With a couple more hurricanes on the horizon Ahsposo is going to have to up his game to keep dominating this thread. I wonder what he's going to do next?
Forum: Foo
09-14-20, 04:22 PM
Replies: 14,519
Views: 835,789
Posted By no motor?

Is a gender lender.

Is a gender lender.
Forum: Foo
09-14-20, 07:53 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,727
Posted By no motor?

I was expecting something different too from our...

I was expecting something different too from our resident gender bender.
Forum: Foo
09-13-20, 04:15 PM
Replies: 11,056
Views: 2,286,099
Posted By no motor?

It's a baseball, the red is the stitching.

It's a baseball, the red is the stitching.
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