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Forum: Foo
10-22-19, 12:15 PM
Replies: 2,125
Views: 982,142
Posted By no motor?

It's not a Not Run.

It's not a Not Run.
Forum: Foo
10-22-19, 11:33 AM
Replies: 9,046
Views: 588,129
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Stop poking this with a goathead.

Stop poking this with a goathead.
Forum: Foo
10-22-19, 11:25 AM
Replies: 12,994
Views: 743,838
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The mere sight of a spork induces a Zen like...

The mere sight of a spork induces a Zen like trance in him as he ponders how it is neither fork nor spoon, yet is both at the same time.
Forum: Foo
10-22-19, 11:13 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 300
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Cold in Texas is the same as early fall in a lot...

Cold in Texas is the same as early fall in a lot of places.
Forum: Foo
10-22-19, 11:04 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 1,701
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I remember way back in my mid 20's thinking that...

I remember way back in my mid 20's thinking that by the time you got called maam or sir you were considered old. That hasn't changed much in the 35 years since then, but I have gotten used to it
Forum: Commuting
10-21-19, 04:26 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 194
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I don't know about that location, but I was...

I don't know about that location, but I was surprised to find bike parking at O'Hare - and even more surprised to find a bike in the bike rack. I don't know of a way to ride there that wouldn't be...
Forum: Foo
10-21-19, 04:16 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 789
Posted By no motor?

We had one move in up here.

We had one move in up here.
Forum: Foo
10-21-19, 04:15 PM
Replies: 9,046
Views: 588,129
Posted By no motor?

Open the pod bay doors HAL.

Open the pod bay doors HAL.
Forum: Foo
10-21-19, 04:14 PM
Replies: 2,357
Views: 86,410
Posted By no motor?

Say what?

Say what?
Forum: Foo
10-21-19, 04:11 PM
Replies: 12,994
Views: 743,838
Posted By no motor?

Has a special spork for goatheads.

Has a special spork for goatheads.
Forum: Foo
10-21-19, 04:08 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 435
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Well it was 3 miles in a pair of Keen knockoffs,...

Well it was 3 miles in a pair of Keen knockoffs, but still not fun. I was glad I've gotten into the habit of going to the bathroom before I leave anywhere.

And I figured I could have messed...
Forum: Foo
10-20-19, 07:12 AM
Replies: 8,214
Views: 777,248
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He needs someone smarter than the beagle...

He needs someone smarter than the beagle supervising him.
Forum: Foo
10-20-19, 07:09 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 435
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I had 2 flats within 5 minutes followed by a 3...

I had 2 flats within 5 minutes followed by a 3 mile walk home earlier this year when I had a sidewall failure.
Forum: Commuting
10-19-19, 06:10 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,031
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Life has been a mixture of hurry up and wait for...

Life has been a mixture of hurry up and wait for me for years, and getting out of the house in the morning is no exception. Even if I prepare the night before or not, I start out early and then end...
Forum: Foo
10-19-19, 05:19 PM
Replies: 10,234
Views: 2,079,898
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How much for the double wide?

How much for the double wide?
Forum: Foo
10-19-19, 05:17 PM
Replies: 12,994
Views: 743,838
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Says he doesn't go to communion because they...

Says he doesn't go to communion because they won't let him use his spork then, but the real reason has more to do with the choir boys, lots of lube and even more Viagra.
Forum: Foo
10-19-19, 04:34 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 4,143
Posted By no motor?

Not just here......

Not just here......
Forum: Foo
10-19-19, 04:31 PM
Replies: 8,214
Views: 777,248
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He's definitely going to need to have those boots...

He's definitely going to need to have those boots resoled after that.
Forum: Foo
10-19-19, 04:23 PM
Replies: 12,994
Views: 743,838
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His favorite animal is the Duck Billed Platypus...

His favorite animal is the Duck Billed Platypus because it is the one that most resembles his beloved spork.
Forum: Foo
10-18-19, 04:52 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,928
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That's not how it works around here. There is...

That's not how it works around here. There is only one listing agent, but any agent can show the property by simply asking the listing agent and getting the code for the keybox on the property. If...
Forum: Foo
10-18-19, 10:29 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,928
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You're assuming that the real estate agent is...

You're assuming that the real estate agent is capable of understanding and following through with a simple request like that as well as accepting the responsibility for their actions when they don't....
Forum: Foo
10-18-19, 10:23 AM
Replies: 12,994
Views: 743,838
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Never found a spork he didn't abuse somehow, it's...

Never found a spork he didn't abuse somehow, it's people like him that keep the rest of us from buying them with a warranty.
Forum: Foo
10-18-19, 10:21 AM
Replies: 10,234
Views: 2,079,898
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One of my cats in her later picky days had 13...

One of my cats in her later picky days had 13 different bowls in front of her before I had provided the appropriate selection.
Forum: Commuting
10-17-19, 03:29 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,031
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I just tell them the things I should take/do, and...

I just tell them the things I should take/do, and they know treats get dispensed after that so they at least act like they're listening. And it makes me look saner to talk to the cats than to talk...
Forum: Commuting
10-17-19, 01:17 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,031
Posted By no motor?

I gave up on trying to only pack once a long time...

I gave up on trying to only pack once a long time ago, it just doesn't happen that often.
Forum: Commuting
10-17-19, 01:10 PM
Replies: 1,633
Views: 50,362
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I knew someone was going to pay for it like I...

I knew someone was going to pay for it like I have for all these years.
Forum: Commuting
10-16-19, 02:47 PM
Replies: 1,633
Views: 50,362
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Last nights ride home was amazing. I had a 10 mph...

Last nights ride home was amazing. I had a 10 mph tail wind for most of the ride home, and not only was the ride more enjoyable it was so much faster.
Forum: Foo
10-16-19, 02:44 PM
Replies: 12,994
Views: 743,838
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When he saw his first Sporks Authority he thought...

When he saw his first Sporks Authority he thought he'd find other sporks mavens but was instead pleasantly surprised to find an overwhelming display of his favorite utensil for sale.
Forum: Foo
10-16-19, 02:37 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 891
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Not with ours, and I graduated in 77.

Not with ours, and I graduated in 77.
Forum: Foo
10-16-19, 02:32 PM
Replies: 1,811
Views: 254,653
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Exactly. You just need to remember when you...

Exactly. You just need to remember when you started doing vitals if you don't start at 00
Forum: Foo
10-16-19, 02:28 PM
Replies: 10,234
Views: 2,079,898
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I used to see gun racks in pickups in Dallas in...

I used to see gun racks in pickups in Dallas in the mid 80's. They usually had contractors levels hanging from them.

The old money Cadillac dealer there had a couple of big signs hanging in their...
10-15-19, 06:04 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 944
Posted By no motor?

I use a 1,000 lumen flashlight on the helmet, and...

I use a 1,000 lumen flashlight on the helmet, and a 300 lumen wide angled light on the handlebars for up close. The helmet light is run on medium or high depending on the situation, and with it aimed...
Forum: Foo
10-15-19, 05:48 PM
Replies: 10,234
Views: 2,079,898
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That's pretty weird with a special edition of a...

That's pretty weird with a special edition of a pickup named after the artic and referencing a time before cars.
Forum: Foo
10-15-19, 05:45 PM
Replies: 12,994
Views: 743,838
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Calls his pet pig Sporky due to the unique tail.

Calls his pet pig Sporky due to the unique tail.
Forum: Foo
10-14-19, 12:00 PM
Replies: 10,234
Views: 2,079,898
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That looks kind of like Hondo's pickup.

That looks kind of like Hondo's pickup.
Forum: Foo
10-14-19, 11:47 AM
Replies: 8,214
Views: 777,248
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That's the winter version.

That's the winter version.
Forum: Foo
10-13-19, 08:04 AM
Replies: 9,046
Views: 588,129
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We've already stuck enough sporks in this thread...

We've already stuck enough sporks in this thread and it continues. With Halloween coming it's got to feel right at home.
Forum: Foo
10-13-19, 08:01 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 891
Posted By no motor?

You'll shoot your eye out!

You'll shoot your eye out!
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 02:10 PM
Replies: 9,046
Views: 588,129
Posted By no motor?

You can stop anytime.

You can stop anytime.
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 01:43 PM
Replies: 303
Views: 16,783
Posted By no motor?

Where are the tattoos?

Where are the tattoos?
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 11:59 AM
Replies: 12,994
Views: 743,838
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His parents were so glad when he quit eating with...

His parents were so glad when he quit eating with his fingers that they got him his own special spork. He still eats with it today.
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 11:57 AM
Replies: 9,046
Views: 588,129
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Knew you'd come through with the sammiches. Not...

Knew you'd come through with the sammiches. Not so sure about the 16 year old, but don't worry those things happen from time to time.
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 11:55 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 891
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You meant "life satisfaction" didn't you? I...

You meant "life satisfaction" didn't you?

I was born in 59 too, and learned how to be self reliant and fix things when I got old enough to pay for my own stuff and the needed repairs because...
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 11:05 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 789
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That's natures way of saying you're old.

That's natures way of saying you're old.
Forum: Commuting
10-12-19, 10:47 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,031
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I run through a mental checklist by talking to...

I run through a mental checklist by talking to the cats and listing all the things I want to take with or do before I leave.
Forum: Foo
10-11-19, 02:27 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,074
Posted By no motor?

I started riding motorcycles in 1989, and was a...

I started riding motorcycles in 1989, and was a weekend rider for 20 years who managed to put in 100,000 miles then. The dirtbags and I had more in common than the RUBs as we both rode a lot and...
Forum: Foo
10-11-19, 01:24 PM
Replies: 9,046
Views: 588,129
Posted By no motor?

Any luck yet?

Any luck yet?
Forum: Foo
10-11-19, 01:08 PM
Replies: 12,994
Views: 743,838
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Thinks people pulling sporks out of rocks is a...

Thinks people pulling sporks out of rocks is a great way to determine who governs.
Forum: Foo
10-11-19, 01:07 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 157
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Or injure others. That plane hanging on the ski...

Or injure others. That plane hanging on the ski lift cables could just be the beginning of more airborne mayhem.
Forum: Foo
10-11-19, 01:04 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 239
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Looks like you guys still have power.

Looks like you guys still have power.
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