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Forum: Foo
06-17-19, 01:50 AM
Replies: 7,718
Views: 1,293,964
Posted By Rollfast

Ooh it's so GOOD! ...

Ooh it's so GOOD!

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulletin/1279x720/resized_food_95uet_1_jpg_764574_ver1_0_1280_720_723520766b9b184c72e2a8024f3518dfd535aa6b.jpg
Forum: Foo
06-17-19, 01:38 AM
Replies: 8,876
Views: 574,098
Posted By Rollfast

According to the USDA I'm Prime.

According to the USDA I'm Prime.
06-17-19, 01:22 AM
Replies: 130
Views: 4,499
Posted By Rollfast

Computer legend has it that most of the pertinent...

Computer legend has it that most of the pertinent modern concepts in computing were demonstrated in one demonstration in 1968.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5PgQS3ZBWA
...
06-17-19, 01:12 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 562
Posted By Rollfast

Apparently. ...

Apparently.


https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulletin/504x368/natural_3_640x640_249daed0016c555147bb27b2a0dfce06c7f08b37.png Glad the kid got out okay and we can all hope.
06-17-19, 01:08 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,731
Posted By Rollfast

We have two streets with them I believe. You ride...

We have two streets with them I believe. You ride on the sidewalks elsewhere (ain't nobody in this ghost town but this ghost and cars).
06-17-19, 01:06 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 396
Posted By Rollfast

Just confuses drunks.

Just confuses drunks.
06-17-19, 01:02 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 883
Posted By Rollfast

An EMP burst could be good clean mad scientist...

An EMP burst could be good clean mad scientist fun...

Somebody will look funny at you if you do though.
...
Forum: Foo
06-16-19, 11:34 PM
Replies: 168
Views: 7,186
Posted By Rollfast

They found one with a machete stuck in it's head,...

They found one with a machete stuck in it's head, swimming around and happy as a gator with a machete in it's head.

Better than any old North Carolina zombie snakes.
Forum: Foo
06-16-19, 11:32 PM
Replies: 12,362
Views: 709,498
Posted By Rollfast

Told ahsposo there is no bag limit on sporks,...

Told ahsposo there is no bag limit on sporks, they sometimes also come with a napkin and little straw in the bag.

You lied but I didn't.
06-16-19, 11:27 PM
Replies: 20,727
Views: 1,975,669
Posted By Rollfast

Okay, the wait and involuntary drooling on my...

Okay, the wait and involuntary drooling on my desk was worth all that...Welcome, properly broken in Noob!
06-16-19, 09:59 PM
Replies: 51,136
Views: 6,627,161
Posted By Rollfast

Bananas are best with the measles (overripe).

Bananas are best with the measles (overripe).
06-16-19, 09:46 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,084
Posted By Rollfast

This is the only time you need to know...date 30...

This is the only time you need to know...date 30 Aug 1990



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RclE0rH0qhw



PS It was grim up north indeed...
Forum: Foo
06-16-19, 07:00 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,236
Posted By Rollfast

That would make him an ACCOMPLISHED bad dad!

That would make him an ACCOMPLISHED bad dad!
06-16-19, 06:58 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 899
Posted By Rollfast

But there were the Good Old Daze, when you just...

But there were the Good Old Daze, when you just went there to seek free things, free love and the Free Clinic.
Forum: Foo
06-16-19, 06:49 PM
Replies: 8,876
Views: 574,098
Posted By Rollfast

I don't live in Mommy's basement or her belly.

I don't live in Mommy's basement or her belly.
06-09-19, 07:48 PM
Replies: 20,727
Views: 1,975,669
Posted By Rollfast

If you can't get it done, go to the local tire...

If you can't get it done, go to the local tire shop or a mechanic and let them help you...I've been to Les Schwab Tires in a pinch more than a few times *and I still have a good credit account even...
06-09-19, 07:45 PM
Replies: 1,228
Views: 69,267
Posted By Rollfast

Mine closed May 25th and the owner of the flower...

Mine closed May 25th and the owner of the flower shop before it died two years ago, can't afford the barber next door but hey. the Greek/Italian and Mexican restaurants two blocks down are groovy.
06-09-19, 07:41 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,648
Posted By Rollfast

Force shields and laser cannons, or forget it....

Force shields and laser cannons, or forget it. Han Solo was right, that and secret compartments to hide Kessel spices.
06-09-19, 07:38 PM
Replies: 4,551
Views: 445,772
Posted By Rollfast

I always get the jalapeno chips at the coffee...

I always get the jalapeno chips at the coffee shop that was formerly an LBS.
Forum: Foo
06-09-19, 07:34 PM
Replies: 9,865
Views: 1,982,256
Posted By Rollfast

Depends on who's power you've been trying to...

Depends on who's power you've been trying to invert...
Forum: Foo
06-09-19, 07:32 PM
Replies: 8,876
Views: 574,098
Posted By Rollfast

I'm not subscribing to internet TV to see that,

I'm not subscribing to internet TV to see that,
Forum: Foo
06-09-19, 07:29 PM
Replies: 12,362
Views: 709,498
Posted By Rollfast

One toke over the line, blames Sweet Jesus for...

One toke over the line, blames Sweet Jesus for painting it.
Forum: Foo
06-09-19, 07:24 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,117
Posted By Rollfast

I had a really fat freezer until 2017, when the...

I had a really fat freezer until 2017, when the landlord replace that broken hunk of GE junk with a smaller Maytag, and I learned to live with less. Actually good for my waist in the long run.
Forum: Foo
06-09-19, 07:21 PM
Replies: 2,325
Views: 82,118
Posted By Rollfast

Mom, what is THAT?

Mom, what is THAT?
Forum: Foo
06-09-19, 07:19 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,236
Posted By Rollfast

Still he DID keep clouds in their places.

Still he DID keep clouds in their places.
06-09-19, 07:11 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 899
Posted By Rollfast

But you'd prefer the Chinese predicament that was...

But you'd prefer the Chinese predicament that was clealy shown a year or two back of huge piles of these things that they rounded up for scrapping because it was such a boondoggle?

Let me ask you,...
06-08-19, 01:56 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 899
Posted By Rollfast

Bikeshares are collateral damage in the Uber vs. Lyft war...

Right now in San Francisco. https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/lyft-is-suing-san-francisco-to-prevent-competing-bikeshares-from-moving-in/ar-AACyxef

I guess you need to get your own bike...
06-06-19, 01:46 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,486
Posted By Rollfast

Darth Vader had better drones.

Darth Vader had better drones.
Replies: 7
Views: 394
Posted By Rollfast

It's only as good as the person in front.

It's only as good as the person in front.
06-06-19, 01:39 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,814
Posted By Rollfast

UPDATE: FF is now at 67.0.1 Set phasers on...

UPDATE: FF is now at 67.0.1

Set phasers on STUN.
06-06-19, 01:35 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 4,499
Posted By Rollfast

You ARE on a human driven vehicle.

You ARE on a human driven vehicle.
06-06-19, 01:33 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 4,499
Posted By Rollfast

I'll cross that bumper when it finds me.

I'll cross that bumper when it finds me.
06-05-19, 03:00 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,079
Posted By Rollfast

You are THERE!

You are THERE!
06-05-19, 02:58 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,648
Posted By Rollfast

The safest helmet setup is one that is never...

The safest helmet setup is one that is never used, you never have an accident.
06-05-19, 02:56 AM
Replies: 130
Views: 4,499
Posted By Rollfast

I've read articles lately that pretty much say...

I've read articles lately that pretty much say that the Big Guys like GM are just abandoning the whole thing.

No money coming in. I think you will see it more in movies that on the street where...
06-04-19, 01:34 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 3,985
Posted By Rollfast

They didn't, they mass just became more cars and...

They didn't, they mass just became more cars and trucks.

OR

It's hard to move a Church...
06-02-19, 08:02 PM
Replies: 170
Views: 17,034
Posted By Rollfast

So they don't have Gabby Hayes.

So they don't have Gabby Hayes.
06-02-19, 07:20 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,079
Posted By Rollfast

https://www.bikeforums.net/foo/268578-what-you-lis...

https://www.bikeforums.net/foo/268578-what-you-listening-thread-377.html

no 378 as yet
06-02-19, 07:06 PM
Replies: 271
Views: 20,078
Posted By Rollfast

One going down and one going UP, I'm so confused!

One going down and one going UP, I'm so confused!
06-02-19, 06:57 PM
Replies: 271
Views: 20,078
Posted By Rollfast

My steel Guru weighs 17 lb 13 oz or thereabouts....

My steel Guru weighs 17 lb 13 oz or thereabouts. I have that college football player body and weigh in at 190 lbs. Rides like a "wet noodle"? Hardly.[/QUOTE]

I don't tend to ride wet noodles...
05-31-19, 02:08 AM
Replies: 141
Views: 8,488
Posted By Rollfast

AS usual, the snark is turned up to 11 and Jerry...

AS usual, the snark is turned up to 11 and Jerry Springer retired.

It's too bad, the cat fights were epic.
Forum: Foo
05-31-19, 02:06 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,456
Posted By Rollfast

Don't sleep with a Klondike bar, you'll kill it.

Don't sleep with a Klondike bar, you'll kill it.
Forum: Foo
05-31-19, 02:02 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,236
Posted By Rollfast

I saw Mother Juggs and Speed before the Cosby...

I saw Mother Juggs and Speed before the Cosby Show, knew better.
Forum: Foo
05-31-19, 02:00 AM
Replies: 12,362
Views: 709,498
Posted By Rollfast

Reported the tweaking request to HR as...

Reported the tweaking request to HR as harra...and thought twice because there's a swear word in there.
Forum: Foo
05-31-19, 01:55 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,619
Posted By Rollfast

You already had that idea.

You already had that idea.
Forum: Foo
05-31-19, 01:48 AM
Replies: 8,876
Views: 574,098
Posted By Rollfast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K4BvF_sb3Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K4BvF_sb3Y
Forum: Foo
05-31-19, 01:45 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 757
Posted By Rollfast

My late uncle just autopatched his Yaesu mobile...

My late uncle just autopatched his Yaesu mobile amateur radio transceiver into the repeater at Schafer Butte near Boise and called the hospital about his grandfather from his 1979 Pinto. You modern...
Forum: Foo
05-31-19, 01:41 AM
Replies: 2,325
Views: 82,118
Posted By Rollfast

When in doubt, nihilism wins.

When in doubt, nihilism wins.
Forum: Foo
05-31-19, 01:34 AM
Replies: 111
Views: 3,855
Posted By Rollfast

Or go on a hike with a released convict in the...

Or go on a hike with a released convict in the area. Or walk near a Greyhound bus.

Did I mention that we all die because the first people violated the Homeowners' Agreement?
Forum: Foo
05-31-19, 01:25 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,143
Posted By Rollfast

/SARC not appreciated here. Not only did I come...

/SARC not appreciated here. Not only did I come to it late, the horror of it is only made worse by You Tube comments 18 years later.

Leave it there if you would and sorry if you were bugged.
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