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Forum: Foo
02-26-21, 10:35 AM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

Compulsively exposes his geriatric imprudent to...

Compulsively exposes his geriatric imprudent to schoolgirls.
Forum: Foo
02-26-21, 12:42 AM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

His long quest for a sexless potato head...

His long quest for a sexless potato head (https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/25/business/mr-potato-head-gender-neutral.html?action=click&module=Latest&pgtype=Homepage) has finally ended.

"I'd like to...
Forum: Foo
02-25-21, 07:12 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 319
Posted By ahsposo

That's kinda personal isn't it? I'm not sure we...

That's kinda personal isn't it? I'm not sure we want to know about his sex life.
Forum: Foo
02-25-21, 05:31 PM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

The reviews are pouring in! "He made me...

The reviews are pouring in!

"He made me laff, he made cry, he made made me break out in hives!" Pauline Kael

Siskell and Ebert gave him 2 stiff middle fingers
Forum: Foo
02-25-21, 11:29 AM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

3alarmer before pandemic: ...

3alarmer before pandemic:
...
Forum: Foo
02-25-21, 11:24 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 358
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, take THAT, Bill Gates!

Yeah, take THAT, Bill Gates!
Forum: Foo
02-25-21, 11:21 AM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

Says he's anxious about going out in public when...

Says he's anxious about going out in public when this pandemic is over because he's grown some really long nose hairs in the last year and he's not sure people are going to be as "supportive as they...
Forum: Foo
02-25-21, 09:06 AM
Replies: 9,378
Views: 1,093,158
Posted By ahsposo

To my tired eyes, that looks like fishes jumping....

To my tired eyes, that looks like fishes jumping. I think that's a monitor lizard and it's forelegs are on the steps that lead into and continue in the water.

In any case it sure brought that...
Forum: Foo
02-25-21, 08:59 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 295
Posted By ahsposo

My issue is accepting the premise that "clocks"...

My issue is accepting the premise that "clocks" run slower near large mass. His GPS error example just doesn't ring true.
Forum: Foo
02-24-21, 09:34 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 295
Posted By ahsposo

Time is an illusion. Just ask 3alarmer .

Time is an illusion. Just ask 3alarmer .
Forum: Foo
02-24-21, 09:32 PM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

Begs for it.

Begs for it.
Forum: Foo
02-24-21, 07:53 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 358
Posted By ahsposo

I'm a big fan of him too. He was probably too...

I'm a big fan of him too. He was probably too moral and principled to ever make to Washington, but he did and was tested there. Some might say he failed but as far as I can tell he came through with...
Forum: Foo
02-24-21, 06:20 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 319
Posted By ahsposo

Me too!

Me too!
Forum: Foo
02-24-21, 05:06 PM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

When he started lying it was because he was bored...

When he started lying it was because he was bored and curious about the "high" you get from a really tasty falsehood or the "rush" from a real whopper. Now he's living on the street without much hope...
Forum: Foo
02-24-21, 03:15 PM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

Has never let truth stand in the way of a really...

Has never let truth stand in the way of a really good lie, or a really bad lie either...
Forum: Foo
02-24-21, 01:49 PM
Replies: 9,378
Views: 1,093,158
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, Alien popped into my head immediately. ...

Yeah, Alien popped into my head immediately.

Not Komodo, probably Asian Water Monitor (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_water_monitor)
Forum: Foo
02-24-21, 09:28 AM
Replies: 9,378
Views: 1,093,158
Posted By ahsposo

I believe Altair 4 is referring to the clip of...

I believe Altair 4 is referring to the clip of the woman feeding the fish and turtles. Looks like a Komodo dragon, and yes, it does.
Forum: Foo
02-24-21, 05:23 AM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

Stayed up all night getting tight and now he...

Stayed up all night getting tight and now he feels yucky...
Forum: Foo
02-23-21, 08:57 PM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

You must know or have met skijor

You must know or have met skijor
Forum: Foo
02-23-21, 08:08 PM
Replies: 540
Views: 44,624
Posted By ahsposo

And then from the West this news:Arizona Man Is...

And then from the West this news:Arizona Man Is Accused of Faking Own Kidnapping to Evade Work...
Forum: Foo
02-23-21, 04:54 PM
Replies: 9,378
Views: 1,093,158
Posted By ahsposo

He was looking for the parachute release.

He was looking for the parachute release.
Forum: Foo
02-23-21, 04:53 PM
Replies: 9,378
Views: 1,093,158
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, but do they know how to drain the pipes?

Yeah, but do they know how to drain the pipes?
Forum: Foo
02-23-21, 04:52 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 866
Posted By ahsposo

She owns Spidermitebusters, Inc. Famous on IG for...

She owns Spidermitebusters, Inc. Famous on IG for their intense destruction videos.
Forum: Foo
02-23-21, 12:49 PM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

Is the NYT smelly sock critic...

Is the NYT smelly sock critic...
Forum: Foo
02-23-21, 04:14 AM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

With his sister and mom in the other room of the...

With his sister and mom in the other room of the trailer, he never has to go far.
Forum: Foo
02-22-21, 08:39 PM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

He explains it this way: Amateur liars need...

He explains it this way:

Amateur liars need inspiration, us professionals just go to work. Here, pull my finger...
Forum: Foo
02-22-21, 10:03 AM
Replies: 9,378
Views: 1,093,158
Posted By ahsposo

I guess in addition to the "sarcastic" font we're...

I guess in addition to the "sarcastic" font we're gonna need a "facetious" font as well...

Outside of calling in an air strike there was nothing that driver could do to stop that truck. He should...
Forum: Foo
02-22-21, 06:43 AM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

Invited no motor? down for Sunday dinner next...

Invited no motor? down for Sunday dinner next week, he's gonna show him how his granny like to prepare and serve possum.
Forum: Foo
02-22-21, 05:40 AM
Replies: 9,378
Views: 1,093,158
Posted By ahsposo

He needs to turn into the skid.

He needs to turn into the skid.
Forum: Foo
02-21-21, 08:53 PM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

Dreamed he was Snow White's eighth dwarf,...

Dreamed he was Snow White's eighth dwarf, Trannie, in his Maidenform bra...
Forum: Foo
02-21-21, 05:57 PM
Replies: 11,432
Views: 2,358,184
Posted By ahsposo

Here...

Here (https://www.bikeforums.net/21917775-post11407.html), a few posts back
Forum: Foo
02-21-21, 04:10 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 553
Posted By ahsposo

If I were to fly a single engine aircraft the...

If I were to fly a single engine aircraft the only spec I would care about would be the glide ratio...

I did have some vicarious fun a couple of weeks ago - I was working at a huge warehouse...
Forum: Foo
02-21-21, 03:50 PM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

Vaguely remembers a 12 pack of cold ones...

Vaguely remembers a 12 pack of cold ones...
Forum: Foo
02-21-21, 01:48 PM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

Held back in kindergarten.

Held back in kindergarten.
Forum: Foo
02-21-21, 07:33 AM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

An old dog is teaching him a new trick...

An old dog is teaching him a new trick...
Forum: Foo
02-20-21, 09:39 PM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

Undeveloped, now there's a word he fits.

Undeveloped, now there's a word he fits.
Forum: Foo
02-20-21, 09:26 AM
Replies: 11,432
Views: 2,358,184
Posted By ahsposo

The stuff of nightmares...

The stuff of nightmares...
Forum: Foo
02-20-21, 09:24 AM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

The main reason he doesn't wear pants is he has a...

The main reason he doesn't wear pants is he has a free-range colon with a hair-trigger rectum.
Forum: Foo
02-20-21, 09:20 AM
Replies: 540
Views: 44,624
Posted By ahsposo

And a bell to let the fish know you're coming...

And a bell to let the fish know you're coming...
Forum: Foo
02-19-21, 07:46 PM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

Several Froot-Loops shy of a full box...

Several Froot-Loops shy of a full box...
Forum: Foo
02-19-21, 01:49 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 794
Posted By ahsposo

I would suggest engaging a psychologist. Foo is...

I would suggest engaging a psychologist. Foo is pretty good with flip answers for silly problems, sounds like you need something more.
Forum: Foo
02-19-21, 01:41 PM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

A couple of conspiracy theories short of total...

A couple of conspiracy theories short of total psychosis.
Forum: Foo
02-19-21, 05:21 AM
Replies: 9,378
Views: 1,093,158
Posted By ahsposo

You're right. Maybe Florida Man stole the airboat...

You're right. Maybe Florida Man stole the airboat while naked, high on cough medicine and tequila, armed with a machete and a 4 foot long gator. Not all are meth-heads.
Forum: Foo
02-18-21, 12:12 PM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

A couple of headless corpses short of a Pyrrhic...

A couple of headless corpses short of a Pyrrhic victory.
Forum: Foo
02-18-21, 08:57 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 405
Posted By ahsposo

So you're saying Maine stole Texas' weather...

So you're saying Maine stole Texas' weather...
Forum: Foo
02-18-21, 08:55 AM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

He's so dense he has his own gravitational field.

He's so dense he has his own gravitational field.
Forum: Foo
02-18-21, 06:53 AM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

Somebody asked him what his sign is and he...

Somebody asked him what his sign is and he replied "Thlow".
Forum: Foo
02-17-21, 06:42 PM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

Translates that as "I think I'm owed a...

Translates that as "I think I'm owed a pederast..."
Forum: Foo
02-17-21, 09:59 AM
Replies: 9,378
Views: 1,093,158
Posted By ahsposo

Monkey spit.

Monkey spit.
Forum: Foo
02-17-21, 09:57 AM
Replies: 15,778
Views: 889,921
Posted By ahsposo

Congratulations are in order! It is now...

Congratulations are in order! It is now Dr.roundypndr ! He has successfully defended his doctoral thesis in Behavioral Biology: The Secret to Happy Clams.
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