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Forum: Foo
11-16-19, 05:07 PM
Replies: 10,320
Views: 2,098,249
Posted By ahsposo

Eeeeewww! They'll let anything in that! Minnows...

Eeeeewww! They'll let anything in that! Minnows and shrimp are so, so, lower class!
Forum: Foo
11-16-19, 11:39 AM
Replies: 319
Views: 18,351
Posted By ahsposo

Florida man driving with beer in hand blames the...

Florida man driving with beer in hand blames the wind for blowing cocaine into his car...
Forum: Foo
11-16-19, 05:18 AM
Replies: 8,298
Views: 793,905
Posted By ahsposo

Reminds me of a canoe trip I took on the St....

Reminds me of a canoe trip I took on the St. Mary's - Suwanee Canal in the Okefenokee a few years ago. Lotsa gators...
Forum: Foo
11-15-19, 05:52 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 359
Posted By ahsposo

The mechanical watch is nothing but a bauble, an...

The mechanical watch is nothing but a bauble, an ornament, a geegaw. Even the Casio, compared to the clocks that run GPS and the internet, is an inaccurate piece of obsolescence.

Personally I...
Forum: Foo
11-14-19, 08:20 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 359
Posted By ahsposo

It's not the riding that will hurt your watch,...

It's not the riding that will hurt your watch, it's the sudden stops and ground contact that can hurt your watch. So don't crash and your watch will be fine.
Forum: Foo
11-13-19, 05:34 PM
Replies: 10,320
Views: 2,098,249
Posted By ahsposo

My wife must believe food from my (or my son's)...

My wife must believe food from my (or my son's) plate is not fattening, so yeah, that's a great idea.
Forum: Foo
11-13-19, 06:22 AM
Replies: 13,036
Views: 748,457
Posted By ahsposo

Decided it was time to try a little Muskrat Love....

Decided it was time to try a little Muskrat Love. Was delighted to find a receptive Muskrat Susie and was consequently quite disappointed when "she" was actually Muskrat Sam.
Forum: Foo
11-12-19, 06:56 AM
Replies: 8,298
Views: 793,905
Posted By ahsposo

Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't get paid to think.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't get paid to think.
Forum: Foo
11-12-19, 06:06 AM
Replies: 1,818
Views: 256,765
Posted By ahsposo

Coincidentally, this appeared in my inbox this...

Coincidentally, this appeared in my inbox this AM:

Rolex Day-Date – Historical Overview Of Rolex’s Flagship (https://www.fratellowatches.com/rolex-day-date-historical-overview-of-rolexs-flagship/)
Forum: Foo
11-12-19, 05:43 AM
Replies: 1,818
Views: 256,765
Posted By ahsposo

Pulling your chain! Rolexes I have avoided...

Pulling your chain!

Rolexes I have avoided because they are even more of a minefield than Omega Seamaster 300's from the '60s.
Forum: Foo
11-11-19, 06:11 PM
Replies: 8,298
Views: 793,905
Posted By ahsposo

I'm surprised you haven't tried to get him to...

I'm surprised you haven't tried to get him to partner with you. I bet BBQ sauce would give you a stand-out edge in the spinal adjustment racket.
Forum: Foo
11-11-19, 04:53 PM
Replies: 10,320
Views: 2,098,249
Posted By ahsposo

Made me think of this: ...

Made me think of this:

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Forum: Foo
11-11-19, 04:43 PM
Replies: 319
Views: 18,351
Posted By ahsposo

Okay, enough about me, let's get back to...

Okay, enough about me, let's get back to Floridaman:

Florida man sues Madonna because her concert is starting too late...
Forum: Foo
11-11-19, 04:40 PM
Replies: 319
Views: 18,351
Posted By ahsposo

And that ugly old dude that buried them in his...

And that ugly old dude that buried them in his crawl space, what's-his-name...
Forum: Foo
11-11-19, 04:39 PM
Replies: 8,298
Views: 793,905
Posted By ahsposo

OK, I am now a vegan...

OK, I am now a vegan...
Forum: Foo
11-10-19, 08:24 PM
Replies: 9,079
Views: 590,924
Posted By ahsposo

https://youtu.be/GfrgKx-0uNs

https://youtu.be/GfrgKx-0uNs
Forum: Foo
11-10-19, 04:57 PM
Replies: 13,036
Views: 748,457
Posted By ahsposo

Wonders if he needs to get a virginity check.

Wonders if he needs to get a virginity check.
Forum: Foo
11-10-19, 10:07 AM
Replies: 2,370
Views: 87,446
Posted By ahsposo

There are as many forms of love as there are...

There are as many forms of love as there are moments in time.
Forum: Foo
11-09-19, 12:11 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 178
Posted By ahsposo

"They gave"? I had to use mom's credit card and...

"They gave"? I had to use mom's credit card and pay for them!
Forum: Foo
11-09-19, 11:23 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 178
Posted By ahsposo

I was all alone with the paper cut. I was in pain...

I was all alone with the paper cut. I was in pain and but I just tuffed it out...
Forum: Foo
11-09-19, 07:08 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 178
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah? So what. I got a world class paper cut...

Yeah? So what. I got a world class paper cut yesterday.
Forum: Foo
11-08-19, 07:42 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,618
Posted By ahsposo

Hey, It can't hurt, could it?

Hey, It can't hurt, could it?
Forum: Foo
11-08-19, 05:07 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,306
Posted By ahsposo

Morning sickness?

Morning sickness?
Forum: Foo
11-07-19, 06:22 PM
Replies: 319
Views: 18,351
Posted By ahsposo

Uh, no. He got caught. Loser!

Uh, no. He got caught.

Loser!
Forum: Foo
11-07-19, 05:43 PM
Replies: 319
Views: 18,351
Posted By ahsposo

Now, old Ted turned into quite the Florida man.

Now, old Ted turned into quite the Florida man.
Forum: Foo
11-07-19, 05:41 PM
Replies: 319
Views: 18,351
Posted By ahsposo

I was quite attractive in my youth, in a Ted...

I was quite attractive in my youth, in a Ted Bundy sort of way.
Forum: Foo
11-07-19, 05:18 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,306
Posted By ahsposo

Of course! I have my standards, low and loose as...

Of course! I have my standards, low and loose as they may be.
Forum: Foo
11-07-19, 04:45 PM
Replies: 319
Views: 18,351
Posted By ahsposo

Okay, far from Florida man: Hawaii man dies...

Okay, far from Florida man:

Hawaii man dies after falling down lava tube in his garden (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50338229)
A man in Hawaii has died after falling down a "lava...
Forum: Foo
11-07-19, 04:24 PM
Replies: 1,818
Views: 256,765
Posted By ahsposo

Is that a "real" Rolex or one of them Chinatown...

Is that a "real" Rolex or one of them Chinatown Rolexes?
Forum: Foo
11-07-19, 04:22 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,306
Posted By ahsposo

If fuzzy won't old Rollfast will. I guarantee.

If fuzzy won't old Rollfast will. I guarantee.
Forum: Foo
11-06-19, 07:16 AM
Replies: 13,036
Views: 748,457
Posted By ahsposo

Makes a comfortable living just on tips alone...

Makes a comfortable living just on tips alone working as a merkin groomer at the Tav.

"There are tips, sweetie, and then there are Tips" he explained to Bertha Few Stiffens, staff columnist for...
Forum: Foo
11-05-19, 10:07 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 154
Posted By ahsposo

My wife does, there was some getting used to it...

My wife does, there was some getting used to it but she does ok.
Forum: Foo
11-05-19, 04:35 PM
Replies: 3,848
Views: 305,177
Posted By ahsposo

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

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Google Pixel 2XL
Forum: Foo
11-05-19, 04:31 PM
Forum: Foo
11-05-19, 04:29 PM
Replies: 3,848
Views: 305,177
Posted By ahsposo

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

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Google Pixel 2XL
Forum: Foo
11-04-19, 07:30 PM
Replies: 9,079
Views: 590,924
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
11-04-19, 07:28 PM
Replies: 9,079
Views: 590,924
Posted By ahsposo

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

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Forum: Foo
11-03-19, 08:04 PM
Replies: 2,370
Views: 87,446
Posted By ahsposo

Open Swirl Scroll Pierced Dangling Particle...

Open Swirl Scroll Pierced Dangling Particle accented with Sparkling Pronged Crystals along with prepositions designed completely around.
Forum: Foo
11-03-19, 07:59 PM
Replies: 9,079
Views: 590,924
Posted By ahsposo

You guys are really asking for it. What "it"...

You guys are really asking for it.

What "it" is is entirely up to you and I'm not gonna give "it" to you.

So there.
Forum: Foo
11-03-19, 03:34 PM
Replies: 13,036
Views: 748,457
Posted By ahsposo

Because he lives in Wisconsin during the Winter,...

Because he lives in Wisconsin during the Winter, he likes radiator movies.
Forum: Foo
11-03-19, 02:47 PM
Replies: 9,079
Views: 590,924
Posted By ahsposo

I never said that before. Never.

I never said that before. Never.
Forum: Foo
11-03-19, 02:05 PM
Replies: 8,298
Views: 793,905
Posted By ahsposo

This little pig went to market, this little pig...

This little pig went to market, this little pig jumped ship.
Forum: Foo
11-03-19, 02:03 PM
Replies: 9,079
Views: 590,924
Posted By ahsposo

No, sometime never's the correct answer. You'll...

No, sometime never's the correct answer. You'll just have to trust me on this.
Forum: Foo
11-02-19, 10:58 AM
Replies: 9,079
Views: 590,924
Posted By ahsposo

What's obnoxious? Feeling with yo' fingaz or...

What's obnoxious? Feeling with yo' fingaz or Rollfast presumption to being Captain Obvious?


EDIT: Oh, you mean he's Captain Obnoxious! I get it.
Forum: Foo
11-02-19, 10:53 AM
Forum: Foo
11-02-19, 05:21 AM
Replies: 319
Views: 18,351
Posted By ahsposo

As if...

As if...
Forum: Foo
11-02-19, 05:20 AM
Replies: 13,036
Views: 748,457
Posted By ahsposo

Was tossed fro the supermarket for bagging the...

Was tossed fro the supermarket for bagging the bagboy.
Forum: Foo
11-02-19, 05:19 AM
Replies: 9,079
Views: 590,924
Posted By ahsposo

You can feel that with yo' fingaz... Besides...

You can feel that with yo' fingaz...

Besides that's not obvious.
Forum: Foo
11-01-19, 04:49 PM
Replies: 3,848
Views: 305,177
Posted By ahsposo

I agree; the figures add interest and scale.

I agree; the figures add interest and scale.
Forum: Foo
11-01-19, 02:56 PM
Replies: 10,320
Views: 2,098,249
Posted By ahsposo

See? What did I tell you?

See? What did I tell you?
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