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11-03-05, 07:28 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 918
Posted By heckflosse

What makes you think that?

What makes you think that?
11-03-05, 07:23 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,485
Posted By heckflosse

$10,000. Is that right? That's less than the...

$10,000. Is that right?
That's less than the cost of a new car :eek:
10-28-05, 02:33 AM
Replies: 224
Views: 15,691
Posted By heckflosse

You're rushed to Casualty in an Ambulance, sirens...

You're rushed to Casualty in an Ambulance, sirens blazing through the traffic, and the main thing on your mind is whether you could have gotten there quicker on your bike?

You meet a attractive...
10-28-05, 02:23 AM
Replies: 224
Views: 15,691
Posted By heckflosse

Whilst at work you spend more time checking your...

Whilst at work you spend more time checking your bike then checking your messages.

A "this bath is NOT a bike wash!" appears over the bath.

You go to a club and think how the lazer show would...
10-28-05, 01:57 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 918
Posted By heckflosse

[RANT ON]Known our Police force they'll do the...

[RANT ON]Known our Police force they'll do the least as possible, which will probably just be blocking the roads with their patrol cars whilst eating all the pork pies.
These days if you nead the...
10-27-05, 03:29 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,812
Posted By heckflosse

Sorry, I must have misunderstood you both...

Sorry, I must have misunderstood you both :rolleyes: ;)
10-27-05, 12:52 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,812
Posted By heckflosse

It may not blind somebody but, and I quote "the...

It may not blind somebody but, and I quote "the beam shines in the eyes of the drivers.", will definitely effect their vision easily causing an accident. I may use "absurdly' bright lights"...
10-27-05, 02:26 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 3,996
Posted By heckflosse

Unfortunitly it's true. I commute to work by...

Unfortunitly it's true.
I commute to work by bike and I've had a few occasions were girls look down on me because of it. Yet when they see me in my car they suddenly start flirting. It doesn't...
10-26-05, 06:41 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,812
Posted By heckflosse

I also like to keep my "to-be-seen" 4x4 roof...

I also like to keep my "to-be-seen" 4x4 roof lights aimed high so cyclists can see me. I want cyclists (like you) to be a little annoyed with my lights in their...
10-26-05, 06:40 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,812
Posted By heckflosse

I also like to keep my "to-be-seen" 4x4 roof...

I also like to keep my "to-be-seen" 4x4 roof lights aimed high so cyclists can see me. I want cyclists (like you) to be a little annoyed with my lights in their...
10-26-05, 06:34 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,812
Posted By heckflosse

Wow, I'm glad you guys don't cycle anywhere near...

Wow, I'm glad you guys don't cycle anywhere near me http://www.orrp.com/smf/Smileys/orrp/banghead.gif
10-26-05, 06:22 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,928
Posted By heckflosse

No, because you're driving you wouldn't be a...

No, because you're driving you wouldn't be a cyclist.
You'd be a Vehicular Driver ('VD' for short) :p
10-25-05, 10:47 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 2,551
Posted By heckflosse

Wouldn't the best thing to do is to have read the...

Wouldn't the best thing to do is to have read the road more before?
10-25-05, 10:35 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,311
Posted By heckflosse

I've basic 3rd party cover. Cost's me £8 extra...

I've basic 3rd party cover. Cost's me £8 extra on my car insurance.
I think ridding without even the most basic of insurance is a bit foolhardy. Even if you're involved in a road accident and...
10-23-05, 01:54 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 828
Posted By heckflosse

Once a week, usually on Sunday, I clean,...

Once a week, usually on Sunday, I clean, lubricate and check everything.
10-22-05, 08:03 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,170
Posted By heckflosse

There was a lad at work who had one of these boy...

There was a lad at work who had one of these boy racer cars. You know, the usual coffee can exhaust, wide tyres and collection of 'performance' stickers. I used to always make fun of the NOS, K&N,...
10-22-05, 07:54 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 476
Posted By heckflosse

Don't you know how to turn round? :D

Don't you know how to turn round? :D
10-22-05, 04:17 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 525
Posted By heckflosse

Good film, but most films with Jason Statham are...

Good film, but most films with Jason Statham are pretty cool.
The scene with him knocking on the front door is my favourite :D
10-21-05, 06:53 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,170
Posted By heckflosse

The bigger the exhaust the bigger the potato you...

The bigger the exhaust the bigger the potato you can ram up it :)
Just make sure you're not behind it when it's expelled :D
10-21-05, 06:43 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 632
Posted By heckflosse

Don't you guys have Taxi's or grocery delivery...

Don't you guys have Taxi's or grocery delivery services?
If somebody's unfit to drive they shouldn't be on the road. If you're involved in an accident (at any age) which was deamed your fault or...
10-19-05, 06:05 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,917
Posted By heckflosse

Monday evening 6:00pm. Was in hospital...

Monday evening 6:00pm.
Was in hospital yesterday and told I can't cycle for 5 days or drive for 3.
Swines :(
10-19-05, 02:23 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 697
Posted By heckflosse

Looks like a Land Rover Discovery V6 TD6 = 30mpg...

Looks like a Land Rover Discovery V6 TD6 = 30mpg urban. Probably better then most cars in that car park.
Would you have taken a photos of a Mercedes E-Class?
10-19-05, 01:56 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,698
Posted By heckflosse

I live in a rural part of England and incidents...

I live in a rural part of England and incidents are very seldom.
However we do have a good cycle network and a high number of cyclists so drivers are possibly more aware. It's not unusual to be...
10-17-05, 04:13 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,505
Posted By heckflosse

Your wifes female, I rest my case :p

Your wifes female,
I rest my case :p
10-17-05, 04:10 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 774
Posted By heckflosse

It's not the dogs you should be chasing, but the...

It's not the dogs you should be chasing, but the owners. :mad:
10-17-05, 12:16 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,449
Posted By heckflosse

I know how you feel. I was behind a car today...

I know how you feel.
I was behind a car today which must have took all of three seconds to pull off, made me three seconds late for work. :rolleyes:
10-16-05, 09:45 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 3,704
Posted By heckflosse

http://pedaltoys.meridian1.net/Images/06b%20new%20...

http://pedaltoys.meridian1.net/Images/06b%20new%20larger%201929%20fire%20truck%20boy%20front%20side%20view.jpg
10-16-05, 05:20 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 3,704
Posted By heckflosse

Its obvious you dont know your geography. If you...

Its obvious you dont know your geography. If you notice my location is ENGLAND, that's a country not a state. You may be supprised but there's a world outside America....
Forum: Road Cycling
10-15-05, 07:57 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 4,159
Posted By heckflosse

http://www.orrp.com/smf/Smileys/orrp/als1.gif ...

http://www.orrp.com/smf/Smileys/orrp/als1.gif

(Hopefully)
Forum: Road Cycling
10-14-05, 06:07 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 4,159
Posted By heckflosse

Do you own a car? If so do they pay you to drive...

Do you own a car? If so do they pay you to drive it?
Not only do cars advertise using names and logos but they also use design statements. BMW have the kidney grille, Aston Martin use the side...
10-14-05, 05:47 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 3,704
Posted By heckflosse

Although I tend to think this thread was devised...

Although I tend to think this thread was devised for trolling I though I'd add my thoughts.

As both a cyclist and a motorist I tend to think cyclists flaunt the law far more than motorists. ...
10-12-05, 10:45 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,231
Posted By heckflosse

I don't really think you should put a cost on a...

I don't really think you should put a cost on a hobby. To be honest I don't keep track of what I've spent. I bought an electric assist bicycle which I also use for commuting but it would be like...
10-09-05, 03:29 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 2,891
Posted By heckflosse

What's Geez mean?

What's Geez mean?
10-08-05, 10:33 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,733
Posted By heckflosse

It depends... is the gun loaded? Is the banana...

It depends... is the gun loaded? Is the banana ripe?

Az[/QUOTE]http://www.militaryrover.34sp.com/junk/chain.gif
10-08-05, 10:29 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,733
Posted By heckflosse

Words fail...

Words fail mehttp://www.orrp.com/smf/Smileys/orrp/thud.gif
10-07-05, 05:38 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 445
Posted By heckflosse

Hopefully it will have an effect on the second...

Hopefully it will have an effect on the second hand market. Then I can buy that Range Rover Vogue for trialing :D
10-07-05, 05:35 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,667
Posted By heckflosse

Makes you wonder why they call them STOP signs? ...

Makes you wonder why they call them STOP signs?
Maybe they should be renamed "Stop, except for the self rightious" :rolleyes:
10-07-05, 05:21 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,733
Posted By heckflosse

That must be one of the most dangerous things the...

That must be one of the most dangerous things the antis could do :eek:
Nice to see the antis have done their research as usual :mad:
Deflate the tyre too much and the weight of the vehicle will...
10-07-05, 09:39 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,072
Posted By heckflosse

I think I'd rather ride the bike :o

I think I'd rather ride the bike :o
10-07-05, 09:08 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,733
Posted By heckflosse

Although I tend to agree with some of that...

Although I tend to agree with some of that article it makes me wonder why they compared 'large' SUVs to 'medium' sized cars? Could they find any large cars or medium SUVs, you only have to look at...
10-05-05, 06:19 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 7,425
Posted By heckflosse

Okay, who just nicked the last two posts? I...

Okay, who just nicked the last two posts?
I swear I've just seen two posts from the aledged article writer.
10-05-05, 03:57 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,312
Posted By heckflosse

I've got one of these;...

I've got one of these; http://69.6.223.90/1024x768/product.html
Now winters here I've been using it far more than my 'normal' bike. I've been doing approx. 20 miles a day. So far I have'nt managed...
10-05-05, 03:45 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,421
Posted By heckflosse

Why doesn't she just eat her kids. Problem...

Why doesn't she just eat her kids. Problem solved.
10-05-05, 03:34 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 2,422
Posted By heckflosse

The predominant method for producing Hydrogen is...

The predominant method for producing Hydrogen is steam reforming of natural gas. Electrolysis can be used to split water molecules into hydrogen and oxygen, these however require some kind of...
10-04-05, 03:31 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 2,422
Posted By heckflosse

That's why we have drive-through MacDonalds :D

That's why we have drive-through MacDonalds :D
10-03-05, 06:27 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 2,422
Posted By heckflosse

The car will always be around simply because the...

The car will always be around simply because the majority of people 'enjoy' owning them. Their will always be motoring enthusiasts of one kind or another. Oil may be getting harder to source but...
10-03-05, 02:32 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 2,422
Posted By heckflosse

I'm not disputing the fact car take up more room....

I'm not disputing the fact car take up more room. I personally wouldn't take my car into a city centre. Over here not only isn't there enough room to drive but finding a parking space is next to...
10-02-05, 08:31 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 2,422
Posted By heckflosse

Nice to see common sense prevails again...

Nice to see common sense prevails again :rolleyes:
I wonder what your ancestors did 200 years ago before the bicycle was invented?

Trying to prevent progress just because you don't like a...
10-02-05, 01:57 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,125
Posted By heckflosse

The courtyard at Elvaston Castle. As you enter...

The courtyard at Elvaston Castle.
As you enter there's a small sign, less than 6" wide, and the wardens seem to have great pleasure yelling at people over it. I asked one day the reason and was...
10-01-05, 01:01 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 3,062
Posted By heckflosse

Didn't James Bond solve this 'oil reserve'...

Didn't James Bond solve this 'oil reserve' problem back in 1999? :D
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