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Forum: Foo
10-19-20, 03:24 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 125
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It sounds like you have job security, why not try...

It sounds like you have job security, why not try and find some different ways to do your job that are more your liking, or find some other tasks you can do in addition to your current ones that are...
Forum: Foo
10-19-20, 03:20 PM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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All his vibrators are industrial models made by...

All his vibrators are industrial models made by Genital Electric. And they're all AC/DC, just like him.
Forum: Foo
10-19-20, 03:17 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 461
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We'll let your hand heal up first, we need to...

We'll let your hand heal up first, we need to give you a fair chance.
Forum: Foo
10-19-20, 03:16 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 295
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My GF was an election judge for 5 years, and felt...

My GF was an election judge for 5 years, and felt strongly that it was a civic duty she should perform. When I asked her about doing it this year she said there was no way she'd take the risk of...
Forum: Foo
10-19-20, 03:12 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 295
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Vote early, vote often as they say in Chicago....

Vote early, vote often as they say in Chicago. I've always voted in person on election day before, but this year voted early using what used to be called an absentee ballot. And I socially distanced...
Forum: Foo
10-19-20, 06:53 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 461
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That's what happens when you mess with my kinfolk.

That's what happens when you mess with my kinfolk.
Forum: Foo
10-18-20, 10:42 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 297
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I went to a local Italian grocery store after...

I went to a local Italian grocery store after they opened 1 morning and wondered why the vocals were in Spanish and they said the same thing except it was satellite radio.
Forum: Foo
10-18-20, 04:34 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 297
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What? I'm usually trying to figure out what I...

What? I'm usually trying to figure out what I need to buy to avoid having to make another trip that I don't pay much attention to the music. It's just background noise like the Polish contractors...
Forum: Foo
10-18-20, 02:35 PM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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Is searching for pormegranates.

Is searching for pormegranates.
Forum: Foo
10-18-20, 03:54 AM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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Missed out on Ahsopso's grand finale (or "happy...

Missed out on Ahsopso's grand finale (or "happy ending" as he calls it) when the Elvis fans stormed the stage shouting blasphemy when he launched into "Burning Love" last night. "He may have the body...
Forum: Foo
10-17-20, 08:26 PM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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Bribed one of his fans with free candy, in his...

Bribed one of his fans with free candy, in his van, down by the river to record tonight's performance to show the IRS that he really is a performance artist as documentation for the deductions he's...
Forum: Foo
10-17-20, 08:16 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 461
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It's not my family, we all moved out of Texas...

It's not my family, we all moved out of Texas during the last century.
Forum: Foo
10-17-20, 05:57 PM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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Will be sitting in the middle of the front row to...

Will be sitting in the middle of the front row to catch Ahsposo's performance tonight, especially the Take me to the River/Candyman mashup.
Forum: Foo
10-17-20, 02:12 PM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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Is wondering if Ahsposo is going to let his...

Is wondering if Ahsposo is going to let his multiple personalities sing the different parts in Paradise by the Dashboard Light at karaoke tonight.
Forum: Foo
10-17-20, 02:09 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 831
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I used one of those when I was single. It worked...

I used one of those when I was single. It worked great, and any leftover coffee was saved in the pot and rewarmed later. Apparently that's something appropriate only for single guys.
Forum: Foo
10-17-20, 02:06 PM
Replies: 11,134
Views: 2,295,049
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Obviously! People ask me where the...

Obviously!


People ask me where the library is, not "can I really get free candy if I'm your friend". 😃
Forum: Foo
10-17-20, 10:38 AM
Replies: 11,134
Views: 2,295,049
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I was walking to the library to study for finals...

I was walking to the library to study for finals and this girl in a car stopped to ask me where the library was. I told her we were right in front of it and asked if she was serious.
Forum: Foo
10-17-20, 07:41 AM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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Is still waiting for the happy ending.

Is still waiting for the happy ending.
Forum: Foo
10-16-20, 03:16 PM
Replies: 11,134
Views: 2,295,049
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He looks like he doesn't approve.

He looks like he doesn't approve.
Forum: Foo
10-16-20, 03:12 PM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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Won't share his sporks with anyone.

Won't share his sporks with anyone.
Forum: Foo
10-16-20, 06:34 AM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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Keeps bugging me to loan my generator to Ahsposo...

Keeps bugging me to loan my generator to Ahsposo so he can keep practicing his new version of "Take me to the River" that pays tribute to both Al Green and the Talking Heads for this Saturday's...
Forum: Foo
10-15-20, 02:48 PM
Replies: 488
Views: 37,709
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"Now get me a beer".

"Now get me a beer".
Forum: Foo
10-14-20, 05:35 PM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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Tells the boaters to get off his river in such a...

Tells the boaters to get off his river in such a way people wonder if he's really a Karen.
Forum: Foo
10-14-20, 02:34 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 817
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What makes you think aliens would want to talk...

What makes you think aliens would want to talk with us after seeing what we've done to the planet?
Forum: Foo
10-13-20, 04:15 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 239
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And a stampede to the liquor store. That's the...

And a stampede to the liquor store. That's the only place Texans can drive to after it snows.
Forum: Foo
10-13-20, 04:22 AM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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His father was the skier wiping out on the...

His father was the skier wiping out on the introduction to the wide world of sports.
Forum: Foo
10-13-20, 04:19 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 426
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It's candy mountain, and Ahsposo keeps stealing...

It's candy mountain, and Ahsposo keeps stealing parts of it for his free candy van, down by the river.
Forum: Foo
10-12-20, 03:35 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 538
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We know that's not you because they have 2 good...

We know that's not you because they have 2 good hands, but it reminds me of your description of some of your "dates".
Forum: Foo
10-12-20, 03:31 PM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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You cheeseheads know your dairy products. And...

You cheeseheads know your dairy products. And beer.
Forum: Foo
10-12-20, 03:26 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 426
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Verizon still the same on my phone. I better go...

Verizon still the same on my phone. I better go look for a hovering mothership, I'm stocked up on potato chips for when they show up.
Forum: Foo
10-12-20, 09:12 AM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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Can only use the truck routes due to his weight.

Can only use the truck routes due to his weight.
Forum: Foo
10-11-20, 04:02 PM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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I've got a good start on the pestilence, Ahsposo...

I've got a good start on the pestilence, Ahsposo came over for a visit.
Forum: Foo
10-11-20, 01:47 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,649
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We waited a year to go on a houseboat trip on...

We waited a year to go on a houseboat trip on Lake Powell and it was amazing. Both the Grand Canyon and Glen Canyon were worth the trip, if you're a Midwesterner like me who'd never been to those...
Forum: Foo
10-11-20, 01:39 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 392
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My GF got one a couple of years ago after doing...

My GF got one a couple of years ago after doing the sleep study. She admits to being overweight but barely met the criteria for sleep apnea, but has good insurance and got the machine. She sleeps...
Forum: Foo
10-11-20, 01:22 PM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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Is hoping he put enough blocks under his free...

Is hoping he put enough blocks under his free candy van, down by the river, to keep it up out of the water.
Forum: Foo
10-11-20, 01:20 PM
Forum: Foo
10-11-20, 08:31 AM
Replies: 11,134
Views: 2,295,049
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I'd guess it's out of a Subaru, someone else can...

I'd guess it's out of a Subaru, someone else can fill us in on how it got there.
Forum: Foo
10-11-20, 05:44 AM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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Thought Ben was a documentary when he saw it in...

Thought Ben was a documentary when he saw it in his youth.
Forum: Foo
10-10-20, 11:46 AM
Forum: Foo
10-10-20, 11:43 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 4,082
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Burroughs worked as an exterminator for a while,...

Burroughs worked as an exterminator for a while, that must have been the inspiration for some of the bugs in his books.
Forum: Foo
10-10-20, 11:32 AM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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Used to smell like teen spirit, now he smells...

Used to smell like teen spirit, now he smells like an old van, down by the river.
Forum: Foo
10-10-20, 08:15 AM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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Claims to have been home schooled by his parents...

Claims to have been home schooled by his parents as well as an orphan.
Forum: Foo
10-09-20, 04:13 PM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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Has been an over 40 victim of category several...

Has been an over 40 victim of category several decades now.
Forum: Foo
10-09-20, 02:51 PM
Replies: 7,969
Views: 1,468,970
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I hear it's still in beta testing.

I hear it's still in beta testing.
Forum: Foo
10-09-20, 10:32 AM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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The restraing order from Taylor Swift is one of...

The restraing order from Taylor Swift is one of many in his collection.
Forum: Foo
10-09-20, 05:30 AM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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No one would pay him to take an intelligence test...

No one would pay him to take an intelligence test for them.
Forum: Foo
10-08-20, 06:19 PM
Replies: 7,969
Views: 1,468,970
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I think they're English. Does the headlight...

I think they're English. Does the headlight switch offer 3 settings, dim, flicker and off?
Forum: Foo
10-08-20, 06:15 PM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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Drools profusely 24/7.

Drools profusely 24/7.
Forum: Foo
10-08-20, 10:53 AM
Replies: 11,134
Views: 2,295,049
Posted By no motor?

We need Hondo to test that out for us.

We need Hondo to test that out for us.
Forum: Foo
10-08-20, 10:51 AM
Replies: 14,672
Views: 840,376
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Is offering electric kool-aide to wash down the...

Is offering electric kool-aide to wash down the pumpkin spice flavored mj edibles at his van, down by the river.
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