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Forum: Road Cycling
09-10-19, 02:02 AM
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Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

90,446.

90,446.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-10-19, 02:01 AM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Silly freds. You're never too young for an...

Silly freds.

You're never too young for an ebike.

I do believe mechanical doping is going to become a bigger and bigger concern for UCI officials going forward however.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-10-19, 02:00 AM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Hiatus? Hiatus implies an intention to...

Hiatus?

Hiatus implies an intention to return. That was never the case with me.

I was sucked back in. If nothing else the draw of BF is diabolical.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-09-19, 08:21 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

wut

wut
Forum: Road Cycling
09-09-19, 07:01 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Lemond never had an eBike. It's way easier. But...

Lemond never had an eBike. It's way easier. But generally you can get a good workout, you do go a lot faster.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-09-19, 07:01 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

I'm not sure this proves anything beyond the...

I'm not sure this proves anything beyond the probability that you can find a 'study' to support any viewpoint:
...
Forum: Road Cycling
09-09-19, 04:45 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

We should all live that long.

We should all live that long.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-09-19, 02:21 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

You really have no idea. That bicycle on hills...

You really have no idea. That bicycle on hills is like our old pal Lance on EPO, blood doping and steroids. Like I said, it's really fun to ride : ).
Forum: Road Cycling
09-09-19, 02:20 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Even in my current out of shape fatso state, I...

Even in my current out of shape fatso state, I very rarely find an MUP cyclist I can't drop @ will. The local bike path is not exactly bristling with Cat 123's.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-09-19, 01:21 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Anyway, maybe now I'll stick around here and bust...

Anyway, maybe now I'll stick around here and bust fredly balls on a more consistent basis.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-09-19, 01:16 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

And trust me boys, I am quite the AARP catch, I...

And trust me boys, I am quite the AARP catch, I have my hair, I'm not obese, I have some financial security and I'm not crazy. What's amazing is the quality of the women available to me in my age...
Forum: Road Cycling
09-09-19, 01:13 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

If only I cared. THAT's the problem. No...

If only I cared. THAT's the problem. No interest in dating now.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-09-19, 01:06 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

That speed limit is software controlled, that...

That speed limit is software controlled, that means it's hackable. That's ok, that's perfect for me. Really flattens out the hills. What will be interesting is hopping back on my regular bicycles...
Forum: Road Cycling
09-09-19, 01:01 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Attraction through trash talk: there's an art to...

Attraction through trash talk: there's an art to it that few master.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-09-19, 01:01 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Blow me fredly.

Blow me fredly.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-09-19, 01:00 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

I'm really not sure I'd ever take this on a...

I'm really not sure I'd ever take this on a group ride.

Not that I ever DO group rides anymore. Pcad rides solo. Also I would never want to participate on a ride that would allow me in the pace...
Forum: Road Cycling
09-09-19, 09:13 AM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

I might take it on a group ride, but not a...

I might take it on a group ride, but not a competitive ride.

Before all you guys dismiss it, you might try and ride one. And not a big 50lb. clunker, something like the 27 lb. Willier.
...
Forum: Road Cycling
09-09-19, 09:08 AM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Resistance is futile. Regardless, it's great...

Resistance is futile.

Regardless, it's great news for the retail bicycle industry, I think these rigs are going to create a lotta business for them. Makes it more fun to ride actually, I still...
Forum: Road Cycling
09-07-19, 07:17 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Such is the way of all mortal flesh my son. ...

Such is the way of all mortal flesh my son.

Ashes to ashes, fred to fred. The circle of bike weenie life.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-07-19, 07:16 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

I will require far more imploring, begging and...

I will require far more imploring, begging and groveling to consider such a request. I am the friggin Pope of BF. Show some respect.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-07-19, 04:00 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

36 miles on the eBike today. I liked it.

36 miles on the eBike today. I liked it.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-07-19, 04:00 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

I'll bite. WTF is the 'hundred league boots...

I'll bite. WTF is the 'hundred league boots concept"?
Forum: Road Cycling
09-07-19, 03:58 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Blow me.

Blow me.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-07-19, 09:51 AM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Willier Cento1Hybrid bicycle joins the mighty...

Willier Cento1Hybrid bicycle joins the mighty Pcad Peloton Fleet. About 27 lbs., so it's heavy for a modern road bicycle, but it's the lightest e-bike currently made. 250w of assistance (there are...
Forum: Road Cycling
09-04-19, 05:38 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

I'll go watch this now.

I'll go watch this now.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-04-19, 05:35 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Until you own one.

Until you own one.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-29-19, 07:20 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

And a Zipp 303 front wheel, a 110 stem and a...

And a Zipp 303 front wheel, a 110 stem and a Specialized Toupe 143 saddle for the eBike.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-29-19, 07:19 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

I need more miles and more hills.

I need more miles and more hills.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-29-19, 07:15 AM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Dating sucks until it doesn't I suppose but I...

Dating sucks until it doesn't I suppose but I just can't deal with it right now.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-29-19, 07:14 AM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

What ever happened to botto? Is he still...

What ever happened to botto? Is he still trolling the 33 or did he hang himself in his prison cell?
Forum: Road Cycling
08-29-19, 07:14 AM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

They will find your body in the Spring.

They will find your body in the Spring.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-28-19, 08:06 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

wut

wut
Forum: Road Cycling
08-28-19, 07:15 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

I get good traction on the dating sites but I...

I get good traction on the dating sites but I just don't give a flying fark.

Dating sucks.

All I got is my cycling, my music and my dog Cody. And that's all I need.
...
Forum: Road Cycling
08-28-19, 06:31 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

My wife dumped me in February, I'm not sure if...

My wife dumped me in February, I'm not sure if the Corvette will help me or hinder me in the dating process. Either way between the car and the new eBike I am trying to live up to my 60+ age group. ...
Forum: Road Cycling
08-28-19, 06:29 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

This bike is a ruegun. Get it? Like raygun...

This bike is a ruegun.

Get it? Like raygun only with more rue.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-28-19, 03:30 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Not for nothing, but there's NO WAY I have 90K...

Not for nothing, but there's NO WAY I have 90K posts here. Unpossible. Can't be over like 50K.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-28-19, 03:29 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Where's the Like button here?

Where's the Like button here?
Forum: Road Cycling
08-28-19, 03:28 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

I must return to BF. FB alone cannot contain my...

I must return to BF. FB alone cannot contain my bull****.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-28-19, 03:27 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

(When you're my age you can call everybody 'kid')

(When you're my age you can call everybody 'kid')
Forum: Road Cycling
08-28-19, 03:27 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Do not evoke Papal Wrath kid.

Do not evoke Papal Wrath kid.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-28-19, 03:08 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Where have I been? FB of course. FB is BF...

Where have I been? FB of course. FB is BF spelled backwards.



Whoah.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-28-19, 03:06 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Hell, I won't turn 62 until November.

Hell, I won't turn 62 until November.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-28-19, 03:06 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Yet.

Yet.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-28-19, 03:05 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

No I'm not dead.

No I'm not dead.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-28-19, 03:05 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

I ordered an eBike. Be afraid. Very afraid. ...

I ordered an eBike. Be afraid. Very afraid. Just sayin.

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulletin/900x900/wiilier_ebike_713c51b2ec49d0ab642f5f3b813098dd456d00a6.jpg
Forum: Road Cycling
07-17-19, 09:21 AM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

To wit: ...

To wit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xr_EXXPwUA
Forum: Road Cycling
07-17-19, 09:20 AM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Lyric from my original song 'Do It All Again': ...

Lyric from my original song 'Do It All Again': You're overthinkin baby / I should know cause I do it myself all the time
Forum: Road Cycling
07-16-19, 03:51 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

What makes you think I'm back?

What makes you think I'm back?
Forum: Road Cycling
07-16-19, 03:41 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Thanks. I lost my dog, my Dad and my Mom within...

Thanks. I lost my dog, my Dad and my Mom within 11 months in 2014, and this is way harder. But I'm starting to adjust. There are a lot of amazingly hot women available in my dating bracket, but of...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-16-19, 01:25 PM
Replies: 4,526
Views: 131,579
Posted By patentcad

Incorrect.

Incorrect.
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