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Forum: Foo
04-17-21, 03:38 PM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

Your wise men don't know how it feels To be...

Your wise men don't know how it feels
To be thook as a brook
Forum: Foo
04-17-21, 06:57 AM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

Puts the "fart" in farther.

Puts the "fart" in farther.
Forum: Foo
04-16-21, 08:32 PM
Replies: 1,715
Views: 131,564
Posted By ahsposo

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https://youtu.be/FHwXLHTRk2s
Forum: Foo
04-16-21, 03:00 PM
Replies: 1,715
Views: 131,564
Posted By ahsposo

Wonder if that cat in the cage was, uh, you know,...

Wonder if that cat in the cage was, uh, you know, "in season"
Forum: Foo
04-16-21, 09:48 AM
Replies: 8,065
Views: 1,533,343
Posted By ahsposo

Prince Philip's hearse...

Prince Philip's hearse (https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-56771164)
...
Forum: Foo
04-16-21, 08:17 AM
Replies: 1,715
Views: 131,564
Posted By ahsposo

More likely shoot the kid...

More likely shoot the kid...
Forum: Foo
04-16-21, 04:06 AM
Replies: 2,470
Views: 103,921
Posted By ahsposo

We have an thrilling occupation opportunity in...

We have an thrilling occupation opportunity in the available post of Package Manager in our expanding logistics organization. We offer a very lucrative starting remuneration with other bonuses. We...
Forum: Foo
04-15-21, 08:26 PM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

Has been phobic to celery stalks since childhood.

Has been phobic to celery stalks since childhood.
Forum: Foo
04-15-21, 09:44 AM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

Ever since childhood his one ambition was to be...

Ever since childhood his one ambition was to be the star attraction of the midway at the state fair; alas his lack of basic freakiness has lead to a life filled with crushing disappointment after...
Forum: Foo
04-14-21, 06:21 AM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

His grandmother taught him to suck eggs; a...

His grandmother taught him to suck eggs; a cherished Higgins family tradition.
Forum: Foo
04-13-21, 05:09 PM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

He's in high demand as an iterant Village Idiot...

He's in high demand as an iterant Village Idiot all across the UP.
Forum: Foo
04-13-21, 04:44 AM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

One of his ex-employers called him "a Swiss Army...

One of his ex-employers called him "a Swiss Army knife of incompetency, complete with missing toothpick".
Forum: Foo
04-12-21, 05:28 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 304
Posted By ahsposo

Does the rug match the drapes?

Does the rug match the drapes?
Forum: Foo
04-12-21, 05:25 AM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

Not only does he belong to the Flat Earth Society...

Not only does he belong to the Flat Earth Society but he also belongs to the fringe group The Cloud Boys. Among other things The Cloud Boys espouse that Rain Does Not Fall On The Plain, Ever,...
Forum: Foo
04-11-21, 04:50 PM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

There's something with a Universal Truth.

There's something with a Universal Truth.
Forum: Foo
04-11-21, 11:33 AM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

Had his Poetic License revoked when he sold his...

Had his Poetic License revoked when he sold his soul on eBay...
Forum: Foo
04-11-21, 10:40 AM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

Has me confused with someone who could be...

Has me confused with someone who could be embarrassed, shamed or feel the weight of moral outrage.

Your teeth are in the trouser, not the leg...
Forum: Foo
04-11-21, 09:23 AM
Replies: 8,065
Views: 1,533,343
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
04-10-21, 08:26 PM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

................he just stayed up all night.

................he just stayed up all night.
Forum: Foo
04-10-21, 01:49 PM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

His grandpappy was so poor he couldn't afford my...

His grandpappy was so poor he couldn't afford my grandfather's bathtub gin; his grandpappy was reduced to drinking his own toilet bowl gin.
Forum: Foo
04-10-21, 12:10 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 315
Posted By ahsposo

And rental cars are kinda expensive right now...

And rental cars are kinda expensive right now...
Forum: Foo
04-10-21, 07:09 AM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

Because he's hard of hearing, instead of the...

Because he's hard of hearing, instead of the recommended Jenny Craig diet he went on a gin and crack diet.
Forum: Foo
04-09-21, 07:58 PM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

Has a new part-time gig: Prophet of Doom...

Has a new part-time gig: Prophet of Doom...
Forum: Foo
04-09-21, 04:46 AM
Replies: 11,592
Views: 2,394,445
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
04-08-21, 04:42 PM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

Filthy but not rich; thinks batting .500 ain't...

Filthy but not rich; thinks batting .500 ain't too shabby...
Forum: Foo
04-08-21, 05:14 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 787
Posted By ahsposo

My net worth increased by about $72.6 million. I...

My net worth increased by about $72.6 million. I am struggling to spend it before I die.

Also the delusions are getting much worse.
Forum: Foo
04-08-21, 05:08 AM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

Is the secret love-child of Martha Stewart and...

Is the secret love-child of Martha Stewart and Stephen King.
Forum: Foo
04-05-21, 05:39 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 476
Posted By ahsposo

Of course, this is like Cthulhu losing to Satan.

Of course, this is like Cthulhu losing to Satan.
Forum: Foo
04-05-21, 08:20 AM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

Is pleading with the forum admins to change his...

Is pleading with the forum admins to change his username to fkitall.

"...as the proposed new username more accurately expresses my current attitude." he wrote in a PM requesting the change.
Forum: Foo
04-04-21, 12:36 PM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
04-04-21, 10:18 AM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

Spent early Easter morning knocking the little...

Spent early Easter morning knocking the little jockeys off the rich people's lawns.
Forum: Foo
04-03-21, 08:56 PM
Replies: 2,470
Views: 103,921
Posted By ahsposo

I always find a flashlight useful when I go to...

I always find a flashlight useful when I go to the dark side,
Forum: Foo
04-03-21, 04:20 PM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

Reality makes him break out in a rash.

Reality makes him break out in a rash.
Forum: Foo
04-03-21, 10:05 AM
Replies: 2,470
Views: 103,921
Posted By ahsposo

https://youtu.be/AhC8SwuUGjc

https://youtu.be/AhC8SwuUGjc
Forum: Foo
04-03-21, 09:59 AM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

When he stormed the barricade during the infamous...

When he stormed the barricade during the infamous Easter insurrection, his rallying cry was "All Peeps® to the peeps and Peeps® for all the peeps..."
Forum: Foo
04-02-21, 05:30 AM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

Uses Peeps® both as an aphrodisiac for himself...

Uses Peeps® both as an aphrodisiac for himself and bait for his victims.
Forum: Foo
04-01-21, 05:42 PM
Replies: 1,715
Views: 131,564
Posted By ahsposo

https://youtu.be/B1R3dTdcpSU

https://youtu.be/B1R3dTdcpSU
Forum: Foo
04-01-21, 03:41 AM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

Is a person of interest in the case of thook 's...

Is a person of interest in the case of thook 's unseemly disappearance.
Forum: Foo
03-31-21, 05:30 AM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

Insists that it's not a disgusting skin condition...

Insists that it's not a disgusting skin condition but a lifestyle.
Forum: Foo
03-30-21, 06:47 PM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

So when the doctor told him he had acute angina...

So when the doctor told him he had acute angina and wrote him a scrip for amyl nitrate single use inhalers it was a trip down memory lane...
Forum: Foo
03-30-21, 05:12 PM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

He's been bad so when he dies it's off to the...

He's been bad so when he dies it's off to the Disco Inferno with his eternal soul...
Forum: Foo
03-29-21, 08:51 PM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

The thing he liked best about disco were the...

The thing he liked best about disco were the biscuits...
Forum: Foo
03-29-21, 05:02 PM
Replies: 4,813
Views: 418,966
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
03-29-21, 06:09 AM
Replies: 16,226
Views: 907,534
Posted By ahsposo

Turned away from the YMCA and referred to the...

Turned away from the YMCA and referred to the OMHA (Old Man's Heathen Association)...
Forum: Foo
03-28-21, 08:33 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 343
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
03-28-21, 08:30 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 343
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
03-28-21, 08:27 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 343
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
03-28-21, 04:46 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 343
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
03-28-21, 03:11 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,159
Posted By ahsposo

ftfy

ftfy
Forum: Foo
03-28-21, 03:07 PM
Replies: 2,470
Views: 103,921
Posted By ahsposo

Good day, We have an exciting occupation...

Good day, We have an exciting occupation opportunity in the vacant position of Package Manager in our expanding logistics enterprise. We offer a very generous starting compensation package with other...
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