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Forum: Foo
07-07-20, 07:47 AM
Replies: 8,821
Views: 944,497
Posted By skijor

Danny Deck Chair ups his game. No BB guhn...

Danny Deck Chair ups his game. No BB guhn required. I wonder if my Ikea Poang chair would cut the mustard.
Forum: Foo
07-06-20, 09:07 AM
Replies: 8,821
Views: 944,497
Posted By skijor

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Forum: Foo
06-30-20, 12:12 PM
Replies: 8,821
Views: 944,497
Posted By skijor

The last thing a meter reader needs to deal with...

The last thing a meter reader needs to deal with is an unrestrained pecker.
Forum: Foo
06-30-20, 12:09 PM
Replies: 14,039
Views: 806,514
Posted By skijor

His Pinocchio-compliant mask fits much better...

His Pinocchio-compliant mask fits much better than his George Washington-compliant mask.
Forum: Foo
06-26-20, 05:33 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 384
Posted By skijor

And yet again, the answer is 42.

And yet again, the answer is 42.
Forum: Foo
06-25-20, 10:41 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 704
Posted By skijor

https://youtu.be/ijof8uw4OHs

https://youtu.be/ijof8uw4OHs
Forum: Foo
06-24-20, 10:17 AM
Replies: 1,671
Views: 119,053
Posted By skijor

Dayum! Not funny, but it is cool in the sense of...

Dayum! Not funny, but it is cool in the sense of a reminder/putting this mess in perspective.

Global Deaths Due to Various Causes and COVID-19 [Jan thru May 2020)
Running totals......
Forum: Foo
06-22-20, 10:42 AM
Forum: Foo
06-22-20, 10:36 AM
Replies: 14,039
Views: 806,514
Posted By skijor

His lies are prorated. With time, they become...

His lies are prorated. With time, they become more true.
Forum: Foo
06-21-20, 03:20 PM
Replies: 14,039
Views: 806,514
Posted By skijor

He's my emotional support liar.

He's my emotional support liar.
Forum: Foo
06-21-20, 02:44 PM
Replies: 14,039
Views: 806,514
Posted By skijor

Manscapes with propane. Waxing is for wussies.

Manscapes with propane. Waxing is for wussies.
Forum: Foo
06-21-20, 09:00 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 322
Posted By skijor

Haha! I loved the use of the Police Squad theme...

Haha! I loved the use of the Police Squad theme song from the git go. I was hoping they'd smash into trash cans as they came in to park.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2-BJgllagA

How about a...
Forum: Foo
06-20-20, 05:42 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 727
Posted By skijor

no /thread

no

/thread
Forum: Foo
06-20-20, 05:03 PM
Replies: 14,039
Views: 806,514
Posted By skijor

If his lies were a fashion statement, it'd be...

If his lies were a fashion statement, it'd be socks & sandals.
Forum: Foo
06-19-20, 07:22 AM
Replies: 14,039
Views: 806,514
Posted By skijor

That isn't water squirting out of his lapel...

That isn't water squirting out of his lapel flower.
Forum: Foo
06-18-20, 10:35 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 227
Posted By skijor

Nice to know the backstory. I never gave it a...

Nice to know the backstory. I never gave it a thought that the subject of the song was a real person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCawgpFg_Bg
Forum: Foo
06-16-20, 08:02 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 502
Posted By skijor

Boozy Pops?

Boozy Pops?
Forum: Foo
06-15-20, 11:54 AM
Replies: 8,821
Views: 944,497
Posted By skijor

Definitely a eunuch [now]. ...

Definitely a eunuch [now].
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Forum: Foo
06-14-20, 09:35 AM
Replies: 1,588
Views: 122,713
Posted By skijor

A commendable effort :thumb: ...

A commendable effort :thumb:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbwDKtnKkbc
Forum: Foo
06-12-20, 10:45 PM
Replies: 14,039
Views: 806,514
Posted By skijor

My dinghy's bigger than his whole boat.

My dinghy's bigger than his whole boat.
Forum: Foo
06-12-20, 08:22 AM
Replies: 2,534
Views: 143,927
Posted By skijor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsTyF9iQeLI ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsTyF9iQeLI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTGKOSXYXwU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MssLHm3sWc8
Forum: Foo
06-12-20, 08:06 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 948
Posted By skijor

My chiropractor said the worst are...

My chiropractor said the worst are recliners....no support. I agree, and try to limit my time in the ol' Lazy Boy. Knock on wood I haven't needed chiro services in several years.

In the past,...
Forum: Foo
06-11-20, 10:56 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 531
Posted By skijor

A taste of armageddon? ;) ...

A taste of armageddon? ;)

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Forum: Foo
06-11-20, 10:52 AM
Replies: 14,039
Views: 806,514
Posted By skijor

The Jackson Pollock of liars.

The Jackson Pollock of liars.
Forum: Foo
06-10-20, 12:17 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 531
Posted By skijor

If that's indicative of our society's recovery,...

If that's indicative of our society's recovery, then we are certainly trending upwards. I got one this morning. I thanked the robobabe for her offer and asked if she was busy this weekend....
Forum: Foo
06-09-20, 11:23 AM
Replies: 2,196
Views: 996,859
Posted By skijor

Must be a bear to corner with that much rake....

Must be a bear to corner with that much rake. :crash:
Forum: Foo
06-08-20, 11:44 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,200
Posted By skijor

Kudos to you and your persistence. You have a...

Kudos to you and your persistence. You have a good heart :thumb:
Forum: Foo
06-01-20, 10:55 PM
Replies: 10,737
Views: 2,235,136
Posted By skijor

meh. Fruitcake is more lethal anyhow.

meh. Fruitcake is more lethal anyhow.
Forum: Foo
05-29-20, 10:38 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 138
Posted By skijor

Add it to the list. And remember to turn your...

Add it to the list. And remember to turn your compost every week. Worms need love too.
https://www.bikeforums.net/foo/578112-make-up-word.html
Forum: Foo
05-29-20, 09:21 AM
Replies: 2,196
Views: 996,859
Posted By skijor

Agreed. Weight is a big part of why I switched...

Agreed. Weight is a big part of why I switched from a nearly 800-lb 2004 Yama Road Star 1700 to a 450-lb 2013 Kawa Versys (650). Bonus is it's nimble fast and has all the power I desire, and it's far...
Forum: Foo
05-29-20, 09:14 AM
Replies: 1,888
Views: 72,719
Posted By skijor

Go Cheaters...er...Astros! :roflmao: (not rly...

Go Cheaters...er...Astros! :roflmao:
(not rly drinking this. It's a bit early, even for me. Besides, no surprise that it's sold out. #luvIPAs...
Forum: Foo
05-28-20, 11:50 AM
Replies: 10,737
Views: 2,235,136
Posted By skijor

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Forum: Foo
05-27-20, 12:07 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,200
Posted By skijor

Does she have siblings named do re fa so la and...

Does she have siblings named do re fa so la and tI?
Forum: Foo
05-26-20, 05:38 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 215
Posted By skijor

How about some Marx marmalade? ...

How about some Marx marmalade?
https://youtu.be/vZ9myHhpS9s
Forum: Foo
05-23-20, 08:45 AM
Replies: 14,039
Views: 806,514
Posted By skijor

He lied positively toward negative, right? So he...

He lied positively toward negative, right? So he lied perfectly this morning...meaning he lied negative.
Forum: Foo
05-21-20, 05:25 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 524
Posted By skijor

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Forum: Foo
05-21-20, 09:02 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 524
Posted By skijor

Her daddy was quite surprised To find her with...

Her daddy was quite surprised
To find her with the working girls in the county jail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFnwczuvb74
Forum: Foo
05-19-20, 11:07 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 237
Posted By skijor

I moved from WI to SC in 2011. My new employer...

I moved from WI to SC in 2011. My new employer ponied up for the move costs. Allied Van Lines moved my stuff. I transported my bikes, dogs, and a few other high value (to me) items. Allied smooshed...
Forum: Foo
05-19-20, 08:33 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 337
Posted By skijor

Can't find the one with the two AA batts that...

Can't find the one with the two AA batts that lighted up.
Apparently all yo-yos can teach us something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uiUHvET_jg
Forum: Foo
05-17-20, 04:46 PM
Replies: 14,039
Views: 806,514
Posted By skijor

Has [recently] seen his wife, Morgan Fairchild,...

Has [recently] seen his wife, Morgan Fairchild, naked.
Forum: Foo
05-17-20, 03:32 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 505
Posted By skijor

Smart money's on the Italian plumber.

Smart money's on the Italian plumber.
Forum: Foo
05-17-20, 09:26 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 801
Posted By skijor

Every time they show up, crank up the outdoor...

Every time they show up, crank up the outdoor speakers with What's New *****cat? 21 times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw7Gryt-rcc
Forum: Foo
05-17-20, 09:22 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 680
Posted By skijor

That could be a parody-sequel to Jodie Foster's...

That could be a parody-sequel to Jodie Foster's Contact. Starring Amy Poehler and Tina Fey.
Forum: Foo
05-16-20, 03:06 PM
Replies: 14,039
Views: 806,514
Posted By skijor

He can lie in five languages, none of them...

He can lie in five languages, none of them English.
Forum: Foo
05-16-20, 09:28 AM
Replies: 8,821
Views: 944,497
Posted By skijor

Bumper pool is hard.

Bumper pool is hard.
Forum: Foo
05-14-20, 11:44 AM
Replies: 14,039
Views: 806,514
Posted By skijor

Deweloped Appo's voice wecogntion pwogwam. ...

Deweloped Appo's voice wecogntion pwogwam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0pcGcSELkk
Forum: Foo
05-13-20, 08:40 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 458
Posted By skijor

I think the watch nerds here already know that...

I think the watch nerds here already know that make and model.
Forum: Foo
05-13-20, 08:36 AM
Replies: 421
Views: 30,164
Posted By skijor

Cue The Vaughan Brothers' Hard to Be. "Roll...

Cue The Vaughan Brothers' Hard to Be.

"Roll 'em and I'll just ...feel something." -Jimmie Vaughan
Forum: Foo
05-13-20, 08:28 AM
Replies: 8,821
Views: 944,497
Posted By skijor

Well if it wasn't before, it is now.

Well if it wasn't before, it is now.
Forum: Foo
05-12-20, 11:11 PM
Replies: 1,671
Views: 119,053
Posted By skijor

Even Danny Macaskill would be impressed a little....

Even Danny Macaskill would be impressed a little.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=rAHQY2FHcOo
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