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Forum: Foo
06-28-20, 09:13 AM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

Moon.. walks every morning. Full moon, half...

Moon.. walks every morning. Full
moon, half moon. Thinking of going Nationwide
Forum: Foo
06-24-20, 08:15 PM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

As a transgender vegan Luddite textualist, he’s...

As a transgender vegan Luddite textualist, he’s got all the, ahem, ... bases covered.
Forum: Foo
06-23-20, 06:17 AM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

Forgoes shoes for naked prancing.

Forgoes shoes for naked prancing.
Forum: Foo
06-22-20, 07:12 PM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

A profligate liar wearing slander like dirty...

A profligate liar wearing slander like dirty tighty whiteys.
Forum: Foo
06-14-20, 09:43 PM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

Wears his pant on his head to cover his lone...

Wears his pant on his head to cover his lone dreadlock.
Forum: Foo
06-14-20, 06:58 PM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

Finds the No Pant movement titillating though the...

Finds the No Pant movement titillating though the No Pant Right Leggers were incensed with his observation that the No Pant Left Leggers were packing more genetic equipment.
Forum: Foo
06-11-20, 06:44 PM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

“Picks Six” with Five Fingered Mary when he needs...

“Picks Six” with Five Fingered Mary when he needs personal time.
Forum: Foo
06-09-20, 11:13 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,644
Posted By Jseis

Ingo

Ingo
Forum: Foo
06-09-20, 10:27 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 629
Posted By Jseis

Speaking of switches, this last weekend I came...

Speaking of switches, this last weekend I came across a points file in one of my tool boxes. I’ve one vehicle that needs it (‘41 Ford 9N). The Hall Effect plus other tech advances do wonders for IC...
Forum: Foo
06-09-20, 07:17 PM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

After the orgy he did the Clorox Cleanse...

After the orgy he did the Clorox Cleanse Challenge.
Forum: Foo
05-31-20, 06:17 PM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

His revolutionary resource GerbaList is really...

His revolutionary resource GerbaList is really going to give Craig something uncomfortable.
Forum: Foo
05-27-20, 07:58 PM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

In the midnight hour he thinks what a long...

In the midnight hour he thinks what a long strange gerbil journey.
Forum: Foo
05-22-20, 07:17 PM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

They knew his heart wasn’t into it when he went...

They knew his heart wasn’t into it when he went soft on his position.
Forum: Foo
05-20-20, 11:36 PM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

His entrepreneurial instincts and misplaced...

His entrepreneurial instincts and misplaced aspirations got the best of him when his website advertised the wholesomeness of the Free Range Gluteal Ranch up Cleft Gulch.
Forum: Foo
05-18-20, 04:30 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,644
Posted By Jseis

I really like my birdhouse pic but today I saw...

I really like my birdhouse pic but today I saw this little guy working my blueberry patch by our house and this is really spring. Our native bumblebees will work ~55 degrees and above (59 today)...
Forum: Foo
05-17-20, 01:43 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 764
Posted By Jseis

Picked up this 50 Volt Ryobi at HD when the floor...

Picked up this 50 Volt Ryobi at HD when the floor manager mentioned to a staffer that could they clear this stock at 50% off? and the staffer said “probably “ and I overheard them and said “Sold!”.
...
Forum: Foo
05-13-20, 10:02 PM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

While hovering over the bowl, he always gets...

While hovering over the bowl, he always gets stalled thinking in reverse P.O.V. he should wipe left for right wipe weevil acceptance.
Forum: Foo
05-12-20, 08:05 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,644
Posted By Jseis

These are Violet Greens and males are beautifully...

These are Violet Greens and males are beautifully iridescent. I’m amazed how easily they go through that small hole.
Forum: Foo
05-12-20, 07:59 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,189
Posted By Jseis

Locolobo13 AlmostTrick nondes

Locolobo13
AlmostTrick
nondes
Forum: Foo
05-10-20, 08:17 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 747
Posted By Jseis

My wife picked this up at Astoria Sunday Market a...

My wife picked this up at Astoria Sunday Market a few years ago for a stocking stuffer.

Stays wickedly sharp. A great simple knife.

...
Forum: Foo
05-02-20, 11:26 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,721
Posted By Jseis

He loves beer. He died of a Coronary

He loves beer. He died of a Coronary
Forum: Foo
05-02-20, 08:07 AM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

His real innovation is recycling old memory...

His real innovation is recycling old memory lapses into the J. Pollock Cycle Extreme. With a carbon pubic hair fiber frame, he gets screwed forward and backward.
Forum: Foo
04-28-20, 08:47 PM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

Considers Viagra a classic sports booster.

Considers Viagra a classic sports booster.
04-26-20, 07:21 PM
Replies: 198
Views: 10,865
Posted By Jseis

I sample/census south bound touring cyclists on...

I sample/census south bound touring cyclists on US 101 two hours a day (my commute time). Then I developed the estimates based on time of day. I’ve a pretty good sampling routine figured out....
Forum: Foo
04-18-20, 08:42 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,030
Posted By Jseis

I live a mile from where I was born, 66 miles...

I live a mile from where I was born, 66 miles from my father’s birth place, 200 miles from my grandfather’s, 5000 miles from my great grandfather’s (Welsh-English border country.

125 miles from...
Forum: Foo
04-18-20, 03:36 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,721
Posted By Jseis

Struck by a bolt out of the blue.

Struck by a bolt out of the blue.
Forum: Foo
04-16-20, 07:58 AM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

His Saturday night gig doing trans standup porno...

His Saturday night gig doing trans standup porno comedy in Pig Latin opened up a whether girl career.
Forum: Foo
04-14-20, 09:26 PM
Replies: 4,372
Views: 355,603
Posted By Jseis

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Forum: Foo
04-14-20, 08:42 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,189
Posted By Jseis

The first sign of spring.

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Forum: Foo
04-12-20, 09:35 AM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

Thinks he reached puberty when he dreamed of...

Thinks he reached puberty when he dreamed of Barbarella only to discover he liked furry animals.
Forum: Foo
04-07-20, 09:22 PM
Replies: 4,372
Views: 355,603
Posted By Jseis

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Forum: Foo
04-05-20, 04:40 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,424
Posted By Jseis

Machka Horatio Deal4Fuji

Machka
Horatio
Deal4Fuji
04-03-20, 06:54 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 303
Posted By Jseis

Downtown Astoria, Oregon.. 17 days ago. ...

Downtown Astoria, Oregon.. 17 days ago.

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Forum: Foo
03-14-20, 10:35 AM
Replies: 146
Views: 5,780
Posted By Jseis

Forget TP, our Warrenton Costco got cleaned out...

Forget TP, our Warrenton Costco got cleaned out yesterday of: Bread, canned food, PB, etc. and most food that has a remotely longer shelf life.

Plenty of gas LOL.
Forum: Foo
03-08-20, 11:33 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 409
Posted By Jseis

SeaTac to Rio w/stops in LAX, Mexico City, Lima,...

SeaTac to Rio w/stops in LAX, Mexico City, Lima, Santiago, Mendoza, Buenos Aires, São Paulo, land in Rio like 24 some hours in transit. 3 plane transfers.
Forum: Foo
03-04-20, 09:17 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,424
Posted By Jseis

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It’s a work night.
Forum: Foo
02-28-20, 07:25 AM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

Attempting to keep up with the times he awakes...

Attempting to keep up with the times he awakes every morning with a stream of lies including the whopper “no, I didn’t”.
Forum: Foo
02-25-20, 08:38 AM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

His bar pickup line “Look, I’m going to level...

His bar pickup line “Look, I’m going to level with you” has made him a favorite at Bears N Beers.
Forum: Foo
02-19-20, 10:48 PM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

Took his mission to disseminate seriously,...

Took his mission to disseminate seriously, leaving him that empty feeling of being in the clutches of a communist plot.
Forum: Foo
02-19-20, 04:34 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,398
Posted By Jseis

Not quite a 100 years ago the state of Wa...

Not quite a 100 years ago the state of Wa designated significant areas of SW Wa beaches as “state highways” as they were primary routes of access before roads became common. Weather, seasons, clam...
Forum: Foo
02-18-20, 07:07 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,393
Posted By Jseis

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2010 Sport Trac Adrenalin w/140K miles and 20-22...
Forum: Foo
02-17-20, 03:47 PM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

His “accidental” policy gave him false teeth.

His “accidental” policy gave him false teeth.
Forum: Foo
02-17-20, 10:46 AM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

His adenoids dream of having a sexy name like...

His adenoids dream of having a sexy name like uvula.
Forum: Foo
02-15-20, 06:31 PM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

His family tree is a corn stalk, “we’re all...

His family tree is a corn stalk, “we’re all pretty ugly related” he mused to incestuous.com.
Forum: Foo
02-14-20, 08:34 PM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

Is ok with his counterpart being sun faded...

Is ok with his counterpart being sun faded Formica drenched in rancid butter, old popcorn, & stale beer.
Forum: Foo
02-12-20, 07:50 AM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

Always confused to either be, or to furry, or to...

Always confused to either be, or to furry, or to be furby. He settled on being furless in the face of speakable odds.
Forum: Foo
02-09-20, 09:21 PM
Replies: 13,949
Views: 801,092
Posted By Jseis

Kicked out of AntiArctic for failure to pack...

Kicked out of AntiArctic for failure to pack sunblock.
Forum: Foo
02-09-20, 12:30 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,294
Posted By Jseis

Seattle Forrest.....Looks like Icicle Creek and...

Seattle Forrest.....Looks like Icicle Creek and the "Classic" where I learned to climb spring of '74 via a trip of 8 rockhoppers from Oly in a Nissan Patrol and Land Cruiser stoned out of their minds...
Forum: Foo
02-08-20, 09:33 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,294
Posted By Jseis

Eagle Scout. Rode West Coast to East on my Grand...

Eagle Scout. Rode West Coast to East on my Grand Jubilee via Canada.
...
Forum: Foo
02-05-20, 10:16 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,255
Posted By Jseis

Saint Simons Island, Georgia. ...

Saint Simons Island, Georgia.

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