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Forum: Foo
07-11-20, 08:14 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 61
Posted By ahsposo

Or go to a Tractor Supply with around $23 for the...

Or go to a Tractor Supply with around $23 for the analog, old-school version;

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Forum: Foo
07-11-20, 08:12 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 61
Posted By ahsposo

Go to a WalMart with $13 ...

Go to a WalMart with $13
...
Forum: Foo
07-11-20, 08:08 PM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

Still working out meeces versus mouses. "There...

Still working out meeces versus mouses. "There must be a better word!" he cries...
Forum: Foo
07-11-20, 10:47 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 312
Posted By ahsposo

I use the BBC World Service. Brits are real...

I use the BBC World Service. Brits are real snoozers...
Forum: Foo
07-11-20, 09:21 AM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

His personal physician strongly advised him to...

His personal physician strongly advised him to change his diet as he's a "fart attack just waiting to happen".
Forum: Foo
07-11-20, 06:42 AM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

Is World Famous as the home base for the fastest,...

Is World Famous as the home base for the fastest, toughest, hungriest cooties ever known.
Forum: Foo
07-11-20, 04:32 AM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

Because he's left-handed he wears his...

Because he's left-handed he wears his tighty-whities inside out, and I quote him here. " to facilitate a quick draw".
Forum: Foo
07-11-20, 04:25 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 182
Posted By ahsposo

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulletin/1024x683/c2020_f3_neowise_2020_07_10_druckmuller1024_22f4f718f0a538f328ba1d290a8a1d4a04f72373.jpg
The Tails of Comet NEOWISE
Image Credit &...
Forum: Foo
07-10-20, 08:33 PM
Replies: 9,261
Views: 620,766
Posted By ahsposo

Uh huh, sure.

Uh huh, sure.
Forum: Foo
07-10-20, 08:31 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 182
Posted By ahsposo

No, your guess is as good as mine, probably...

No, your guess is as good as mine, probably better. I spent my time trying to figure out if the other bright object is Jupiter or Venus...

From the Washington Post
...
Forum: Foo
07-10-20, 06:39 PM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

Has no appreciation for fashion statements.

Has no appreciation for fashion statements.
Forum: Foo
07-10-20, 02:20 PM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

In the Guinness Book of World Records for the...

In the Guinness Book of World Records for the most failed attempts to get in the Guinness Book of World Records...
Forum: Foo
07-10-20, 08:58 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 312
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
07-10-20, 05:13 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 182
Posted By ahsposo

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Also from APOD 07/09/2020
Forum: Foo
07-10-20, 05:12 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 182
Posted By ahsposo

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https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html
Forum: Foo
07-10-20, 04:46 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 312
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, I pick up these wild radio programs from...

Yeah, I pick up these wild radio programs from the fillings in my teeth. Entertaining AND informative but annoying when I trying to sleep and the devil is trying to get me kill, kill, kill...
Forum: Foo
07-10-20, 04:40 AM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

In his contract with Internet Brands, there is a...

In his contract with Internet Brands, there is a clause in which he is specifically directed to never, under any circumstance, go near the nice things on the forums.
Forum: Foo
07-09-20, 07:11 PM
Replies: 427
Views: 30,652
Posted By ahsposo

Look at that guy's ears! He's NEVER had a lucky...

Look at that guy's ears! He's NEVER had a lucky day with those flappers...
Forum: Foo
07-09-20, 07:08 PM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

Is the secret love child of Clara Edwards and...

Is the secret love child of Clara Edwards and Ernest T. Bass.
Forum: Foo
07-08-20, 07:32 PM
Replies: 427
Views: 30,652
Posted By ahsposo

What about the guy with the $300,000 boat over...

What about the guy with the $300,000 boat over there and no fish?
Forum: Foo
07-08-20, 08:05 AM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

The best sex he ever had was during the 6th grade.

The best sex he ever had was during the 6th grade.
Forum: Foo
07-08-20, 06:00 AM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

Was adopted and raised by humans...

Was adopted and raised by humans...
Forum: Foo
07-08-20, 05:51 AM
Replies: 427
Views: 30,652
Posted By ahsposo

Touche'

Touche'
Forum: Foo
07-07-20, 04:59 AM
Replies: 427
Views: 30,652
Posted By ahsposo

Floridaman likes weird pizza:Sausage, onion and...

Floridaman likes weird pizza:Sausage, onion and iguana: Dead reptile found in pizza joint (https://apnews.com/5c02e93877f216223d8d03e338861095) WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) — File it under pizza...
Forum: Foo
07-07-20, 04:18 AM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

Got it looked at and now what is seen cannot be...

Got it looked at and now what is seen cannot be unseen...
Forum: Foo
07-07-20, 04:15 AM
Replies: 427
Views: 30,652
Posted By ahsposo

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/article244017567....

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/article244017567.html
Forum: Foo
07-06-20, 07:52 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 206
Posted By ahsposo

Virtue signaling...

Virtue signaling...
Forum: Foo
07-06-20, 07:50 PM
Replies: 9,261
Views: 620,766
Posted By ahsposo

I keep giving it used embalming fluid and fresh...

I keep giving it used embalming fluid and fresh maggots. You are the one waking it up with a french kiss.
Forum: Foo
07-06-20, 03:47 PM
Replies: 9,261
Views: 620,766
Posted By ahsposo

So what else is new? This thread shoulda, coulda,...

So what else is new? This thread shoulda, coulda, woulda been dead a LONGGG time ago except for your meddling.
Forum: Foo
07-06-20, 07:22 AM
Replies: 427
Views: 30,652
Posted By ahsposo

Ah! Ha! We've found the problem!Florida Health...

Ah! Ha! We've found the problem!Florida Health Department issues warning after rare, brain-destroying amoeba found (http://Florida Health Department issues warning after rare, brain-destroying amoeba...
Forum: Foo
07-06-20, 07:10 AM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

Despite having Colonel Sanders as a tutor, he has...

Despite having Colonel Sanders as a tutor, he has never mastered the art of choking a chicken. The best he has achieved is repeatedly gagging the chicken, a cruel and ugly spectacle.
Forum: Foo
07-06-20, 05:04 AM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

A reminder, newbie: This thread is for lies only.

A reminder, newbie: This thread is for lies only.
Forum: Foo
07-06-20, 05:03 AM
Replies: 9,261
Views: 620,766
Posted By ahsposo

Homeschools don't do yearbooks...

Homeschools don't do yearbooks...
Forum: Foo
07-05-20, 08:04 PM
Replies: 1,589
Views: 122,961
Posted By ahsposo

Never really cared for Jerry Rafferty, don't know...

Never really cared for Jerry Rafferty, don't know why, but I really like this cover of Baker Street by Shawn Colvin and David Crosby:

https://youtu.be/kpz5GFWsNyo
Forum: Foo
07-05-20, 07:56 PM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

Loves getting sniped...

Loves getting sniped...
Forum: Foo
07-05-20, 07:54 PM
Replies: 9,261
Views: 620,766
Posted By ahsposo

How did you get that? Mom said she wouldn't show...

How did you get that? Mom said she wouldn't show that picture to anybody!


MOMMMM!
Forum: Foo
07-05-20, 07:53 PM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

Is a cucumber user...

Is a cucumber user...
Forum: Foo
07-05-20, 06:41 PM
Replies: 9,261
Views: 620,766
Posted By ahsposo

Only to 10.

Only to 10.
Forum: Foo
07-05-20, 03:01 PM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

The world's leading authority on dirt road porno...

The world's leading authority on dirt road porno positions.
Forum: Foo
07-05-20, 02:58 PM
Replies: 9,261
Views: 620,766
Posted By ahsposo

Your confidence is well placed. Yessiree. Count...

Your confidence is well placed. Yessiree. Count on me.
Forum: Foo
07-05-20, 12:52 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 247
Posted By ahsposo

ftfy

ftfy
Forum: Foo
07-05-20, 12:45 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 247
Posted By ahsposo

Using crickets as bait is like cheating. Not that...

Using crickets as bait is like cheating. Not that there is anything wrong with cheating...
Forum: Foo
07-05-20, 12:43 PM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

To him, sporks are hair itch aid not ate.

To him, sporks are hair itch aid not ate.
Forum: Foo
07-05-20, 09:00 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 247
Posted By ahsposo

I've reported you to PETA.

I've reported you to PETA.
Forum: Foo
07-05-20, 08:58 AM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

Freaks over a sporked tongue.

Freaks over a sporked tongue.
Forum: Foo
07-04-20, 08:43 PM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

roundypndr looked like a frog roundypndr walked...

roundypndr looked like a frog
roundypndr walked round in a fog
all the thread's posters
and all the thread's wits
Couldn't get him to quit squeezing zits
Forum: Foo
07-04-20, 07:57 AM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

Is sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls...

Is sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Forum: Foo
07-04-20, 05:21 AM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

Has a regular gig with Hallmark Hall of Fame...

Has a regular gig with Hallmark Hall of Fame directors playing The Creepy Uncle...
Forum: Foo
07-03-20, 08:14 PM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

Banned from PornHub for lying about his age. He...

Banned from PornHub for lying about his age. He violated their 99 year old maximum limit...
Forum: Foo
07-03-20, 08:51 AM
Replies: 14,078
Views: 809,269
Posted By ahsposo

His AI sex doll likes it when he talks bad code...

His AI sex doll likes it when he talks bad code to it.
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