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Forum: Recumbent
04-07-05, 11:01 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 5,059
Posted By norton

Oh!.....Why did you post this?......Until about 2...

Oh!.....Why did you post this?......Until about 2 weeks ago that's just what I was going to do.....get an ActionBent Tidal Wave II.....but then a very convincing poster detailed out HIS NIGHTMARISH...
Forum: Road Cycling
04-07-05, 10:22 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 658
Posted By norton

Why do you think we're all at BikeForums?....

Why do you think we're all at BikeForums?....
Forum: Commuting
04-07-05, 10:09 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,770
Posted By norton

Yeah.... I remember spotting that.....movie...

Yeah.... I remember spotting that.....movie hokum.....Not that it couldn't be done....They just didn't do it in that scene of the movie....


One of my all-time favorite movies.....perfect ...
Forum: Commuting
04-07-05, 09:47 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,770
Posted By norton

Yes indeed.....the average bus weight starts at...

Yes indeed.....the average bus weight starts at about 19 tons & goes up from there depending on how many people are on board & how heavy they are.....
Forum: Road Cycling
04-07-05, 09:05 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,478
Posted By norton

Touche'.....

Touche'.....
Forum: Road Cycling
04-07-05, 07:43 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,478
Posted By norton

Let's not forget that my58vw is a catergory 5...

Let's not forget that my58vw is a catergory 5 racer.....Too much editorial perfection may lose some of the naive charm....(Not that there's anything wrong with that!....someday he might be in the...
Forum: Folding Bikes
04-07-05, 06:42 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,187
Posted By norton

Thanks, Slo Joe.....I'll get right on the...

Thanks, Slo Joe.....I'll get right on the e-mail.....i.e....in the spirit of the old & slo.....hopefully, in our lifetime......
Forum: Commuting
04-06-05, 09:41 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,770
Posted By norton

Isn't the world record for a bicycle drafting...

Isn't the world record for a bicycle drafting behind a specially modified-for-drafting race car something like 168 mph.....I believe it was done at the salt flats in Utah some years ago.....I have a...
Forum: Road Cycling
04-06-05, 08:51 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,478
Posted By norton

Quail= mis-spelled quell...to quiet or pacify

Quail= mis-spelled quell...to quiet or pacify
Forum: Road Cycling
04-06-05, 06:24 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,478
Posted By norton

I liked it....It did seem to capture-create that...

I liked it....It did seem to capture-create that criterium energy I've observed from the sidelines in downtown Northampton races.....Your prose seems to flow along much like the race....


Needs a...
Forum: Road Cycling
04-06-05, 05:13 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,492
Posted By norton

I knew a guy once who used to put all his dirty...

I knew a guy once who used to put all his dirty dishes in the tub.....take a shower once a week.....& do his dishes at the same time.....
Forum: Road Cycling
04-06-05, 05:08 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,492
Posted By norton

Are you wearing the couple of pairs of...

Are you wearing the couple of pairs of UnderArmour tights in your avatar?.....


I wear Zyflex tights.....but only one pair at a time.....
Forum: Advocacy & Safety
04-06-05, 04:44 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 838
Posted By norton

Maybe she thought the bus was the sun.......Both...

Maybe she thought the bus was the sun.......Both are big, bright & yellow......
Forum: Commuting
04-06-05, 04:39 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,578
Posted By norton

Which politician is that?......

Which politician is that?......
Forum: Commuting
04-06-05, 04:31 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,770
Posted By norton

Very hated by bus drivers......"If you can't see...

Very hated by bus drivers......"If you can't see my mirrors, I can't see you".....


Of course.....now that I'm an EX-bus-driver.....& a cyclist......very dangerous, very fun.....


Try to hold...
Forum: Road Cycling
04-06-05, 03:57 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,930
Posted By norton

Go slow to go fast.....particularly at traffic...

Go slow to go fast.....particularly at traffic lights, but works at stop signs too if you're willing to do a California roll.....In other words, time your approach to the traffic light so it turns...
Forum: Recumbent
04-06-05, 02:23 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,136
Posted By norton

Bless you!.....Just the kind of thinking I...

Bless you!.....Just the kind of thinking I need.... :rolleyes:
Forum: Road Cycling
04-06-05, 02:05 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,492
Posted By norton

Ass-os.....I always wondered about the...

Ass-os.....I always wondered about the name......Now I know.....Thank you, Underwear Nazi.....
Forum: Recumbent
04-06-05, 01:57 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,136
Posted By norton

:eek: ....$5000!!.....I've been steeling myself...

:eek: ....$5000!!.....I've been steeling myself to the $3800 a Mistral SL goes for.....Maybe a riding mower with a nice cushy seat......I could get into some sort of mower racing league.....My wife...
Forum: Recumbent
04-06-05, 11:59 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,136
Posted By norton

Alas.....I'm retired....So the commuting savings...

Alas.....I'm retired....So the commuting savings no longer has much impact.....

My wife's idea of outdoor exercise is yardwork & gardening....."Where do you need to go?......We have enough for you...
Forum: Folding Bikes
04-06-05, 11:45 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,187
Posted By norton

Thanks for the info, Slo Joe.....I too am...

Thanks for the info, Slo Joe.....I too am interested in the SatRDay.....When I e-mail Walter, should I refer to you as Slo Joe or does he know you by some other nom d' guerre?....
Forum: Recumbent
04-06-05, 06:51 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,136
Posted By norton

1....Change the subtext of your BF name from...

1....Change the subtext of your BF name from "Devilmaycare Cycling Fool" to "Serge ******* Vehicular Cyclist".....

2.....Join me in forming a new group......"Hen-pecked Husbands Rights to...
Forum: Advocacy & Safety
04-05-05, 07:53 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 3,100
Posted By norton

That's what I like about BikeForums.....I learn...

That's what I like about BikeForums.....I learn something new everyday.....
Forum: Advocacy & Safety
04-05-05, 07:40 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 3,100
Posted By norton

N_C......Should I carry a safety in my wallet...

N_C......Should I carry a safety in my wallet while cycling?.....Or.....Should I squirrel it away in my helmet to be doubly safe?....
Forum: Advocacy & Safety
04-05-05, 07:30 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 3,100
Posted By norton

You Tasmanian Devil!......You!!.......6 more...

You Tasmanian Devil!......You!!.......6 more weeks of summer?.....
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
04-04-05, 09:11 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,462
Posted By norton

Yeah.....exactly what I thought last year.....

Yeah.....exactly what I thought last year.....
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
04-04-05, 09:08 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,462
Posted By norton

I wish I was as savvy as you, Haagy......

I wish I was as savvy as you, Haagy......
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
04-04-05, 08:58 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,462
Posted By norton

STOP!!!......This April Fool got one last year...

STOP!!!......This April Fool got one last year sight unseen (used advisedly) from the UK for $100 or some such....The view out the back is nothing like the advert.....A lot of distortion....like a...
Forum: Advocacy & Safety
04-04-05, 08:19 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 3,100
Posted By norton

:eek: ...... :rolleyes: ....... :roflmao:...

:eek: ...... :rolleyes: ....... :roflmao: ........ ;) ........ :)
Forum: Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
04-04-05, 01:26 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 870
Posted By norton

Man....That's a lot of real clean chain.....

Man....That's a lot of real clean chain.....
Forum: Advocacy & Safety
04-04-05, 12:49 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 3,100
Posted By norton

Can I become an honorary Australian?.....

Can I become an honorary Australian?.....
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
04-04-05, 11:56 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 414
Posted By norton

Groan!.....of appreciation....

Groan!.....of appreciation....
Forum: Bicycle Mechanics
04-03-05, 10:30 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 4,114
Posted By norton

:lol: ......No wonder you're in illidelphia.....

:lol: ......No wonder you're in illidelphia.....
Forum: Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
04-03-05, 08:18 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,631
Posted By norton

What you said......plus....artful...

What you said......plus....artful angles....shadows.....& all....
Forum: Advocacy & Safety
04-03-05, 08:05 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 3,100
Posted By norton

This has gotta be a put-on.......Doesn't it?.......

This has gotta be a put-on.......Doesn't it?.... :rolleyes:
Forum: Advocacy & Safety
04-03-05, 07:58 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 838
Posted By norton

!No te vi!.....is excellent after you've just run...

!No te vi!.....is excellent after you've just run head-on into the broad-side of a bus......


Also.....Be sure to scream.....!No Te Vi!....if media is present when you're being hauled off to...
Forum: BMX
04-03-05, 04:46 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,136
Posted By norton

Nice bike.....

Nice bike.....
Forum: BMX
04-02-05, 05:20 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,136
Posted By norton

Your typing's fine.....& so is your brain.....&...

Your typing's fine.....& so is your brain.....& your guts......
Forum: Road Cycling
04-02-05, 05:06 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 989
Posted By norton

Am there.....Doing that.....It's called a Dahon...

Am there.....Doing that.....It's called a Dahon Helios SL.....17 lbs.....Rides better than my 21 lb road bike.....Folds down to the size of a medium suit-case......Wherever I go, it goes.....&...
Forum: BMX
04-02-05, 08:26 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 888
Posted By norton

:eek: ..... :roflmao: .....This should become a...

:eek: ..... :roflmao: .....This should become a memorial sticky for 4/1/05.....Would also aid Newbie orientation...... :rolleyes:
Forum: Forum Suggestions & User Assistance
04-02-05, 08:16 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 855
Posted By norton

All work & no play make Joe an under-appreciated...

All work & no play make Joe an under-appreciated janitor......Just 364 more working days 'til.....
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
04-01-05, 09:44 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,078
Posted By norton

If your fix works.....why is your post just like...

If your fix works.....why is your post just like everyone elses?....
Forum: Advocacy & Safety
04-01-05, 05:30 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 3,100
Posted By norton

Is this an April Fool Troll?.....

Is this an April Fool Troll?.....
Forum: Road Cycling
04-01-05, 05:20 AM
Replies: 125
Views: 5,849
Posted By norton

:rolleyes: .....My money's on Joe as the...

:rolleyes: .....My money's on Joe as the perp......
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
04-01-05, 05:13 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 523
Posted By norton

It's not so bad, PWRD......We both could be...

It's not so bad, PWRD......We both could be living in Bonney Lake, Wash.....now......inhabiting the same avatar......I am large.....I contain many......Glad to meet you..... :p
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
04-01-05, 04:59 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 523
Posted By norton

What the?....That's not my...

What the?....That's not my avatar!......................................................I accept it..... :)
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
04-01-05, 04:54 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 523
Posted By norton

What the?.....Line not intended.....

What the?.....Line not intended.....
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
04-01-05, 04:52 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 523
Posted By norton

Bike poem.....Artful avatar.....

Bike poem.....Artful avatar.....
Forum: Recumbent
03-31-05, 04:24 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 10,784
Posted By norton

:eek: ....jrcin.....I can't thank you enough for...

:eek: ....jrcin.....I can't thank you enough for your detailed horror-story post....The thought of any one of your many ActionBent difficulties is enough to give me the willies....I hope that your...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
03-29-05, 02:15 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,345
Posted By norton

Why does the term "Rat Race" come to...

Why does the term "Rat Race" come to mind?....
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