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Forum: Foo
04-15-21, 09:44 AM
Replies: 16,214
Views: 907,007
Posted By ahsposo

Ever since childhood his one ambition was to be...

Ever since childhood his one ambition was to be the star attraction of the midway at the state fair; alas his lack of basic freakiness has lead to a life filled with crushing disappointment after...
Forum: Foo
04-13-21, 04:44 AM
Replies: 16,214
Views: 907,007
Posted By ahsposo

One of his ex-employers called him "a Swiss Army...

One of his ex-employers called him "a Swiss Army knife of incompetency, complete with missing toothpick".
Forum: Foo
04-12-21, 05:28 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 295
Posted By ahsposo

Does the rug match the drapes?

Does the rug match the drapes?
Forum: Foo
04-12-21, 05:25 AM
Replies: 16,214
Views: 907,007
Posted By ahsposo

Not only does he belong to the Flat Earth Society...

Not only does he belong to the Flat Earth Society but he also belongs to the fringe group The Cloud Boys. Among other things The Cloud Boys espouse that Rain Does Not Fall On The Plain, Ever,...
Forum: Foo
04-10-21, 07:09 AM
Replies: 16,214
Views: 907,007
Posted By ahsposo

Because he's hard of hearing, instead of the...

Because he's hard of hearing, instead of the recommended Jenny Craig diet he went on a gin and crack diet.
Forum: Foo
04-09-21, 04:46 AM
Replies: 11,591
Views: 2,389,146
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
04-08-21, 05:14 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 754
Posted By ahsposo

My net worth increased by about $72.6 million. I...

My net worth increased by about $72.6 million. I am struggling to spend it before I die.

Also the delusions are getting much worse.
Forum: Foo
04-05-21, 05:39 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 405
Posted By ahsposo

Of course, this is like Cthulhu losing to Satan.

Of course, this is like Cthulhu losing to Satan.
Forum: Foo
04-04-21, 12:36 PM
Replies: 16,214
Views: 907,007
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
04-04-21, 10:18 AM
Replies: 16,214
Views: 907,007
Posted By ahsposo

Spent early Easter morning knocking the little...

Spent early Easter morning knocking the little jockeys off the rich people's lawns.
Forum: Foo
04-01-21, 05:42 PM
Replies: 1,707
Views: 131,348
Posted By ahsposo

https://youtu.be/B1R3dTdcpSU

https://youtu.be/B1R3dTdcpSU
Forum: Foo
03-30-21, 06:47 PM
Replies: 16,214
Views: 907,007
Posted By ahsposo

So when the doctor told him he had acute angina...

So when the doctor told him he had acute angina and wrote him a scrip for amyl nitrate single use inhalers it was a trip down memory lane...
Forum: Foo
03-29-21, 05:02 PM
Replies: 4,813
Views: 418,723
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
03-28-21, 03:11 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,151
Posted By ahsposo

ftfy

ftfy
Forum: Foo
03-28-21, 08:53 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 337
Posted By ahsposo

You need to ask permission to post in P&R. P&R...

You need to ask permission to post in P&R. P&R can be highly contentious and a thick skin ( plenty of thickheads) is required.
...
Forum: Foo
03-26-21, 08:47 AM
Replies: 16,214
Views: 907,007
Posted By ahsposo

His fly breeding program has really taken off!...

His fly breeding program has really taken off! Turns out the area around his trailer is ideal for breeding hybrid mixes of common flies. Like hybrid dog breeds, these fly cross breeds are proving...
Forum: Foo
03-25-21, 05:00 PM
Replies: 4,813
Views: 418,723
Posted By ahsposo

Killer...

Killer...
Forum: Foo
03-25-21, 04:58 PM
Replies: 4,813
Views: 418,723
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
03-25-21, 02:46 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 593
Posted By ahsposo

Golf. Back when I drank and played the very rare...

Golf. Back when I drank and played the very rare round of golf, my golf game improved remarkably by the back 9.

I think both of those games need a relaxed, confident state of mind that a couple of...
Forum: Foo
03-25-21, 08:18 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 593
Posted By ahsposo

I have a very vivid memory of attempting to...

I have a very vivid memory of attempting to re-seat a handlebar endcap while riding at speed by banging on it with the palm of my hand. Even though I recovered control of my bike nicely and no blood...
Forum: Foo
03-20-21, 05:30 PM
Replies: 4,813
Views: 418,723
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
03-19-21, 05:57 AM
Replies: 560
Views: 48,005
Posted By ahsposo

Florida couple offers free beer as way to meet...

Florida couple offers free beer as way to meet the neighbors (https://apnews.com/article/florida-couple-offers-free-beer-to-meet-neighbors-032f5018f4aaa757460e3c28b8279c8d)
Everybody got together...
Forum: Foo
03-18-21, 07:07 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,364
Posted By ahsposo

Dog Poop Bags Be a great name for a back-up...

Dog Poop Bags

Be a great name for a back-up band.
Forum: Foo
03-18-21, 05:50 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 717
Posted By ahsposo

It'll be a great concert, full of their many...

It'll be a great concert, full of their many hits, some updated like "Sweet Grandchild of Mine" , "It's Not So Easy", "Night Pains", "Welcome Your Creepy Uncle", "Pretty Laid Up" "Get Outa Me", and...
Forum: Foo
03-18-21, 08:47 AM
Replies: 16,214
Views: 907,007
Posted By ahsposo

Is recovering from the trauma of being...

Is recovering from the trauma of being accidentally shoved into a dog poop bag.
Forum: Foo
03-18-21, 08:40 AM
Replies: 9,495
Views: 1,139,111
Posted By ahsposo

I bowled another perfect game. Of course at my...

I bowled another perfect game. Of course at my age any game is a perfect game.

You did notice that I still attract the ladies, I hope.
Forum: Foo
03-17-21, 06:23 PM
Replies: 9,495
Views: 1,139,111
Posted By ahsposo

I wonder what she decided; maybe good for another...

I wonder what she decided; maybe good for another couple of days or maybe a shower pretty soon.
Forum: Foo
03-17-21, 06:44 AM
Replies: 16,214
Views: 907,007
Posted By ahsposo

I know I'm breaking the rules posting this but...

I know I'm breaking the rules posting this but everybody just needs to know; Recently thook lost both hands in a bizarre accident while he was attempting to install cameras in the local Wal*Mart...
Forum: Foo
03-15-21, 02:13 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 467
Posted By ahsposo

So call their competition.

So call their competition.
Forum: Foo
03-15-21, 06:29 AM
Replies: 11,591
Views: 2,389,146
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
03-14-21, 02:11 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 571
Posted By ahsposo

No, the intellectual firepower of a collection of...

No, the intellectual firepower of a collection of small, smooth stones would defeat me. I know my limitations.

In any case, do like Hondo and drink plenty of beer before you get started.
Forum: Foo
03-14-21, 10:04 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 571
Posted By ahsposo

I'd try to replace it myself and if I screwed it...

I'd try to replace it myself and if I screwed it up call a plumber.

I'd probably fill a bathtub with water first...
Forum: Foo
03-13-21, 05:56 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 517
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
03-10-21, 07:38 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,151
Posted By ahsposo

https://youtu.be/HZyCGws2r08

https://youtu.be/HZyCGws2r08
Forum: Foo
03-09-21, 05:52 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,151
Posted By ahsposo

You on a tricycle? That's like 13 miles an hour.

You on a tricycle? That's like 13 miles an hour.
Forum: Foo
03-09-21, 05:18 PM
Replies: 4,813
Views: 418,723
Posted By ahsposo

Third St. Aiken, S.C. ...

Third St. Aiken, S.C.


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Forum: Foo
03-07-21, 04:13 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 354
Posted By ahsposo

No, people tell me I smell funny too. But I never...

No, people tell me I smell funny too. But I never see them laughing...
Forum: Foo
03-07-21, 06:47 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 354
Posted By ahsposo

Getting the damn thing to stay lit is the problem.

Getting the damn thing to stay lit is the problem.
Forum: Foo
03-07-21, 06:12 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 727
Posted By ahsposo

Well, there's always pigs. Not much difference...

Well, there's always pigs. Not much difference between people and pigs.

"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Sir Winston Churchill, attr.
Forum: Foo
03-06-21, 10:03 AM
Replies: 11,591
Views: 2,389,146
Posted By ahsposo

It's like a mood ring for your butt! I already...

It's like a mood ring for your butt! I already have one of those - no motor?
Forum: Foo
03-05-21, 08:40 AM
Replies: 11,591
Views: 2,389,146
Posted By ahsposo

Believe me, there are way, way too many people...

Believe me, there are way, way too many people that won't get that.
Forum: Foo
03-04-21, 05:13 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 616
Posted By ahsposo

My condolences, sorry to read about your oss.

My condolences, sorry to read about your oss.
Forum: Foo
03-03-21, 09:31 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,151
Posted By ahsposo

We might have to start a thread about CBD oil,...

We might have to start a thread about CBD oil, gummies, etc.

Apparently in the 2018 Farm Bill there was a provision to allow for THC Delta 8 (vs the Delta 9 in hippie lettuce) to be sold legally...
Forum: Foo
03-03-21, 05:29 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,178
Posted By ahsposo

Get off my lawn. https://youtu.be/XIE57gCyKTM

Get off my lawn.
https://youtu.be/XIE57gCyKTM
Forum: Foo
03-02-21, 06:08 PM
Replies: 16,214
Views: 907,007
Posted By ahsposo

Just realized that when Dr. Suess is outlawed...

Just realized that when Dr. Suess is outlawed only outlaws will read Dr. Suess...
Forum: Foo
03-02-21, 05:11 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,151
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 08:32 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,151
Posted By ahsposo

That said, anybody interested in pool on how long...

That said, anybody interested in pool on how long Hondo lasts?
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 08:28 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,151
Posted By ahsposo

I drink club soda, sometimes with a splash of...

I drink club soda, sometimes with a splash of cranberry or grapefruit juice.

Quitting booze was one of the best things I ever did for myself. Sorry I didn't do it sooner. Drinking never caused me...
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 01:46 PM
Replies: 16,214
Views: 907,007
Posted By ahsposo

Don't get no overtime cause he work on celery...

Don't get no overtime cause he work on celery...
Forum: Foo
03-01-21, 09:12 AM
Replies: 11,591
Views: 2,389,146
Posted By ahsposo

^^^If Congress wrote instruction manuals.

^^^If Congress wrote instruction manuals.
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