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Forum: Foo
04-07-05, 11:05 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 739
Posted By norton

Robert?.....Do you know something we don't?.....

Robert?.....Do you know something we don't?.....
Forum: Recumbent
04-07-05, 11:01 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 4,185
Posted By norton

Oh!.....Why did you post this?......Until about 2...

Oh!.....Why did you post this?......Until about 2 weeks ago that's just what I was going to do.....get an ActionBent Tidal Wave II.....but then a very convincing poster detailed out HIS NIGHTMARISH...
Forum: Foo
04-07-05, 10:35 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 870
Posted By norton

Why....here at BikeForums.....my boy....where...

Why....here at BikeForums.....my boy....where your friends (& some of your spiritual relatives) hang out...



Have you ponied up on your BF dues yet?......Don't expect a loan from me!......

...
Forum: Road Cycling
04-07-05, 10:22 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 485
Posted By norton

Why do you think we're all at BikeForums?....

Why do you think we're all at BikeForums?....
Forum: Foo
04-07-05, 10:16 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 870
Posted By norton

A chip off the ol' block..... Uncle Norton

A chip off the ol' block.....


Uncle Norton
Forum: Commuting
04-07-05, 10:09 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,512
Posted By norton

Yeah.... I remember spotting that.....movie...

Yeah.... I remember spotting that.....movie hokum.....Not that it couldn't be done....They just didn't do it in that scene of the movie....


One of my all-time favorite movies.....perfect ...
Forum: Commuting
04-07-05, 09:47 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,512
Posted By norton

Yes indeed.....the average bus weight starts at...

Yes indeed.....the average bus weight starts at about 19 tons & goes up from there depending on how many people are on board & how heavy they are.....
Forum: Road Cycling
04-07-05, 09:05 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,152
Posted By norton

Touche'.....

Touche'.....
Forum: Road Cycling
04-07-05, 07:43 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,152
Posted By norton

Let's not forget that my58vw is a catergory 5...

Let's not forget that my58vw is a catergory 5 racer.....Too much editorial perfection may lose some of the naive charm....(Not that there's anything wrong with that!....someday he might be in the...
Forum: Foo
04-07-05, 07:00 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 739
Posted By norton

Hear! Hear!!..... :beer: ...... :bday: ......One...

Hear! Hear!!..... :beer: ...... :bday: ......One & All!!!..... :p
Forum: Folding Bikes
04-07-05, 06:42 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 941
Posted By norton

Thanks, Slo Joe.....I'll get right on the...

Thanks, Slo Joe.....I'll get right on the e-mail.....i.e....in the spirit of the old & slo.....hopefully, in our lifetime......
Forum: Commuting
04-06-05, 09:41 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,512
Posted By norton

Isn't the world record for a bicycle drafting...

Isn't the world record for a bicycle drafting behind a specially modified-for-drafting race car something like 168 mph.....I believe it was done at the salt flats in Utah some years ago.....I have a...
Forum: Foo
04-06-05, 09:02 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 446
Posted By norton

:roflmao: .....I love these existential...

:roflmao: .....I love these existential threads....
Forum: Road Cycling
04-06-05, 08:51 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,152
Posted By norton

Quail= mis-spelled quell...to quiet or pacify

Quail= mis-spelled quell...to quiet or pacify
Forum: Foo
04-06-05, 08:43 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 845
Posted By norton

"All I need to Know I learned in...

"All I need to Know I learned in kindergarten".......
Forum: Foo
04-06-05, 06:28 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 845
Posted By norton

The horror.....the horror....

The horror.....the horror....
Forum: Road Cycling
04-06-05, 06:24 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,152
Posted By norton

I liked it....It did seem to capture-create that...

I liked it....It did seem to capture-create that criterium energy I've observed from the sidelines in downtown Northampton races.....Your prose seems to flow along much like the race....


Needs a...
Forum: Road Cycling
04-06-05, 05:13 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,105
Posted By norton

I knew a guy once who used to put all his dirty...

I knew a guy once who used to put all his dirty dishes in the tub.....take a shower once a week.....& do his dishes at the same time.....
Forum: Road Cycling
04-06-05, 05:08 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,105
Posted By norton

Are you wearing the couple of pairs of...

Are you wearing the couple of pairs of UnderArmour tights in your avatar?.....


I wear Zyflex tights.....but only one pair at a time.....
Forum: Foo
04-06-05, 05:00 PM
Replies: 167
Views: 3,615
Posted By norton

Are we talking juice here?....

Are we talking juice here?....
Forum: Foo
04-06-05, 04:57 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 870
Posted By norton

:roflmao: .....That's my nephew!....... :roflmao:...

:roflmao: .....That's my nephew!....... :roflmao:



Uncle Norton
Forum: Foo
04-06-05, 04:50 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 386
Posted By norton

Will it be like joeprim's?......

Will it be like joeprim's?......
04-06-05, 04:44 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 779
Posted By norton

Maybe she thought the bus was the sun.......Both...

Maybe she thought the bus was the sun.......Both are big, bright & yellow......
Forum: Commuting
04-06-05, 04:39 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,168
Posted By norton

Which politician is that?......

Which politician is that?......
Forum: Commuting
04-06-05, 04:31 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,512
Posted By norton

Very hated by bus drivers......"If you can't see...

Very hated by bus drivers......"If you can't see my mirrors, I can't see you".....


Of course.....now that I'm an EX-bus-driver.....& a cyclist......very dangerous, very fun.....


Try to hold...
Forum: Road Cycling
04-06-05, 03:57 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,629
Posted By norton

Go slow to go fast.....particularly at traffic...

Go slow to go fast.....particularly at traffic lights, but works at stop signs too if you're willing to do a California roll.....In other words, time your approach to the traffic light so it turns...
Forum: Recumbent
04-06-05, 02:23 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 995
Posted By norton

Bless you!.....Just the kind of thinking I...

Bless you!.....Just the kind of thinking I need.... :rolleyes:
Forum: Foo
04-06-05, 02:17 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 845
Posted By norton

Yep.....When I drove school bus 4 & 5 year-olds...

Yep.....When I drove school bus 4 & 5 year-olds were the best.....Sadly, it all went downhill until junior high.....the horror.....the horror....
Forum: Road Cycling
04-06-05, 02:05 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,105
Posted By norton

Ass-os.....I always wondered about the...

Ass-os.....I always wondered about the name......Now I know.....Thank you, Underwear Nazi.....
Forum: Recumbent
04-06-05, 01:57 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 995
Posted By norton

:eek: ....$5000!!.....I've been steeling myself...

:eek: ....$5000!!.....I've been steeling myself to the $3800 a Mistral SL goes for.....Maybe a riding mower with a nice cushy seat......I could get into some sort of mower racing league.....My wife...
Forum: Recumbent
04-06-05, 11:59 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 995
Posted By norton

Alas.....I'm retired....So the commuting savings...

Alas.....I'm retired....So the commuting savings no longer has much impact.....

My wife's idea of outdoor exercise is yardwork & gardening....."Where do you need to go?......We have enough for you...
Forum: Folding Bikes
04-06-05, 11:45 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 941
Posted By norton

Thanks for the info, Slo Joe.....I too am...

Thanks for the info, Slo Joe.....I too am interested in the SatRDay.....When I e-mail Walter, should I refer to you as Slo Joe or does he know you by some other nom d' guerre?....
Forum: Foo
04-06-05, 10:29 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 870
Posted By norton

Merton......What can you possibly know about this...

Merton......What can you possibly know about this topic?.....


Uncle Norton
Forum: Recumbent
04-06-05, 06:51 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 995
Posted By norton

1....Change the subtext of your BF name from...

1....Change the subtext of your BF name from "Devilmaycare Cycling Fool" to "Serge ******* Vehicular Cyclist".....

2.....Join me in forming a new group......"Hen-pecked Husbands Rights to...
Forum: Foo
04-05-05, 02:44 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 386
Posted By norton

joeprim!.....joeprim!!..... :roflmao: ........

joeprim!.....joeprim!!..... :roflmao: ..... :roflmao: ......I am incapacitated by the tears of laughter rolling down my fevered cheeks.....


No!....NO!!......Don't pull the plug!......I'll...
Forum: Foo
04-05-05, 02:31 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 692
Posted By norton

That's not a fireman!......Where are his...

That's not a fireman!......Where are his boots?.....
Forum: Foo
04-05-05, 02:28 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 692
Posted By norton

You would know..... Uncle Norton

You would know.....


Uncle Norton
Forum: Foo
04-05-05, 02:25 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 588
Posted By norton

Is it the 7-league boots?.....Maybe the over-size...

Is it the 7-league boots?.....Maybe the over-size pants.....with SUSPENDERS!.....


NO!.....It's the HELMET!!....like a bike helmet.....only much, much better.....That's it, that's it!....Right?...
Forum: Foo
04-05-05, 02:12 PM
Replies: 167
Views: 3,615
Posted By norton

Kiss me!.....You fool!!.....

Kiss me!.....You fool!!.....
04-05-05, 07:53 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 2,452
Posted By norton

That's what I like about BikeForums.....I learn...

That's what I like about BikeForums.....I learn something new everyday.....
04-05-05, 07:40 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 2,452
Posted By norton

N_C......Should I carry a safety in my wallet...

N_C......Should I carry a safety in my wallet while cycling?.....Or.....Should I squirrel it away in my helmet to be doubly safe?....
04-05-05, 07:30 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 2,452
Posted By norton

You Tasmanian Devil!......You!!.......6 more...

You Tasmanian Devil!......You!!.......6 more weeks of summer?.....
04-04-05, 09:11 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,225
Posted By norton

Yeah.....exactly what I thought last year.....

Yeah.....exactly what I thought last year.....
04-04-05, 09:08 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,225
Posted By norton

I wish I was as savvy as you, Haagy......

I wish I was as savvy as you, Haagy......
04-04-05, 08:58 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,225
Posted By norton

STOP!!!......This April Fool got one last year...

STOP!!!......This April Fool got one last year sight unseen (used advisedly) from the UK for $100 or some such....The view out the back is nothing like the advert.....A lot of distortion....like a...
Forum: Foo
04-04-05, 08:35 PM
Replies: 167
Views: 3,615
Posted By norton

Citroen DS 19......Rescued near the end of her...

Citroen DS 19......Rescued near the end of her life for $300.....Tres chic.....Ran for 3 glorious months before her high-pressure hydraulic system gave out.....I sobbed like a baby as her life's...
04-04-05, 08:19 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 2,452
Posted By norton

:eek: ...... :rolleyes: ....... :roflmao:...

:eek: ...... :rolleyes: ....... :roflmao: ........ ;) ........ :)
Forum: Foo
04-04-05, 08:05 PM
Replies: 167
Views: 3,615
Posted By norton

Oooo....There's one I always wanted.....There's a...

Oooo....There's one I always wanted.....There's a restored 100-six here in town....Black with red interior....Only seen in nice summer weather with the top down.....
04-04-05, 01:26 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 747
Posted By norton

Man....That's a lot of real clean chain.....

Man....That's a lot of real clean chain.....
Forum: Foo
04-04-05, 01:06 PM
Replies: 172
Views: 4,717
Posted By norton

I spend 24 hours a day on BikeForums......Why...

I spend 24 hours a day on BikeForums......Why waste time on TV?.....
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