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Forum: Foo
12-17-15, 09:19 AM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

You must tell a lie, get with it :P

You must tell a lie, get with it :P
Forum: Foo
12-17-15, 08:49 AM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

"Little purple pill?, yeah right, not when he has...

"Little purple pill?, yeah right, not when he has a fresh roll of duct tape and a new box of Popsicle sticks...
Forum: Foo
12-16-15, 08:20 AM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

His life's motto is "Let us go and...

His life's motto is "Let us go and Procrastinate!"
Forum: Foo
02-12-15, 02:26 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Named his basement The Man Hole, he just loves to...

Named his basement The Man Hole, he just loves to show it off...
Forum: Foo
02-05-15, 04:01 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

It Chi Palm is his pseudonym...

It Chi Palm is his pseudonym...
Forum: Foo
02-05-15, 11:52 AM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Knows he's it, and everyone agrees...

Knows he's it, and everyone agrees...
Forum: Foo
02-04-15, 02:37 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Has had his way with 'it'...

Has had his way with 'it'...
Forum: Foo
02-03-15, 12:43 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Hopes she smells alone...

Hopes she smells alone...
Forum: Foo
01-30-15, 11:58 AM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Loops his Hydration Pack as a Urine Collection...

Loops his Hydration Pack as a Urine Collection Device, that, along with Depends, helps him on those 3.4 mile trips to the VFW for happy hour...
Forum: Foo
01-29-15, 04:52 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

His Picasso, 'Home Alone' has earned him the most...

His Picasso, 'Home Alone' has earned him the most intelligent avatar award for 2015...
Forum: Foo
01-27-15, 02:36 AM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Worships everything the weather channel has to...

Worships everything the weather channel has to offer, including blizzard bags...
Forum: Foo
01-25-15, 07:24 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

He's not an assmole after all...

He's not an assmole after all...
Forum: Foo
01-24-15, 04:52 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

He got that figure from the Department of Human...

He got that figure from the Department of Human Services for mold, his bad....
Forum: Foo
01-23-15, 05:01 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Still pining to put salad tossing in the next...

Still pining to put salad tossing in the next Olympics...
Forum: Foo
01-21-15, 03:40 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

thinks...

thinks...
Forum: Foo
01-21-15, 02:45 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Always thought The Village People were...

Always thought The Village People were overrated...
Forum: Foo
01-21-15, 02:04 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

The poster above just so happens to be Mark...

The poster above just so happens to be Mark Spitz, it has been haunting him for years...
Forum: Foo
01-19-15, 01:38 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Sacrificed his last tooth and half of his tongue...

Sacrificed his last tooth and half of his tongue testing his new crank...
Forum: Foo
01-18-15, 10:35 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Thinks post counts are overrated...

Thinks post counts are overrated...
Forum: Foo
01-18-15, 09:47 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Tiny is the name he gave his 400 pound Red Tailed...

Tiny is the name he gave his 400 pound Red Tailed Boa, he says once he gets past the tongue it's just like all his ex lovers...
Forum: Foo
01-18-15, 09:09 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Long is not his favorite four letter word...

Long is not his favorite four letter word...
Forum: Foo
01-18-15, 08:13 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Hides his pecker rather than flaunt it whenever...

Hides his pecker rather than flaunt it whenever possible...
Forum: Foo
01-18-15, 07:05 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Feels overlooked, all those male cheerleaders get...

Feels overlooked, all those male cheerleaders get the fame he deserved, makes him wish he saved every bit of those memories...
Forum: Foo
01-18-15, 04:36 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

*****es about the cheerleaders getting too much...

*****es about the cheerleaders getting too much air time...
Forum: Foo
01-10-15, 07:56 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

While not the funniest thing I've read on here in...

While not the funniest thing I've read on here in a while, I won't ever give credit where it is due...
Forum: Foo
01-09-15, 06:41 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

In My Endo was a race he could not win, or so he...

In My Endo was a race he could not win, or so he thought...
Forum: Foo
01-08-15, 06:45 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

His book entitled The Otic Way is always in...

His book entitled The Otic Way is always in demand...
Forum: Foo
01-01-15, 06:12 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Thinks its tears he cries at the Glory Hole..

Thinks its tears he cries at the Glory Hole..
Forum: Foo
01-01-15, 04:05 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

He wanted to become cryogenic, so he stuffed 46...

He wanted to become cryogenic, so he stuffed 46 Popsicles into his mouth at once and got pretty darn close...
Forum: Foo
12-24-14, 10:46 AM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

All the other Officers are impressed at how...

All the other Officers are impressed at how quickly he became the Rear Admiral...
Forum: Foo
12-17-14, 07:21 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Says he hates lap dogs, yet owns three of each...

Says he hates lap dogs, yet owns three of each breed, guess he knows what he licks, er likes...
Forum: Foo
12-16-14, 08:59 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Has been an inadvertent participant in the baby...

Has been an inadvertent participant in the baby seal clubbing circuit, and says so to this day from his cell at Ice Station Zebra...
Forum: Foo
12-16-14, 12:33 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Brought up the rear of his wagon train...

Brought up the rear of his wagon train...
Forum: Foo
12-15-14, 06:21 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Is perfectly fine that the Segue is only...

Is perfectly fine that the Segue is only available with wheels...
Forum: Foo
12-14-14, 12:41 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

All 16 of his best friends are himself, the...

All 16 of his best friends are himself, the toughest part is high fiving them all...
Forum: Foo
12-13-14, 07:51 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Sorting out his kilt is a top priority "I know my...

Sorting out his kilt is a top priority "I know my unit is here, somewhere..." he laughed
Forum: Foo
12-13-14, 06:09 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Never watches the clock, he loves his job at the...

Never watches the clock, he loves his job at the seed storage plant so much, he actually donates his paycheck...
Forum: Foo
12-11-14, 10:36 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Is in litigation with THE ROCK, for stealing his...

Is in litigation with THE ROCK, for stealing his nickname...
Forum: Foo
12-11-14, 08:46 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

The spokes mouth for The Mighty Cocks hockey...

The spokes mouth for The Mighty Cocks hockey team, coming soon...
Forum: Foo
12-11-14, 07:07 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

as he tried desperately to put out the spark, his...

as he tried desperately to put out the spark, his aunt millie wig caught fire, inadvertently igniting the gas tank of the submerged vehicular transport unit, causing enough thrust for a SWAT team to...
Forum: Foo
12-11-14, 01:16 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

He's got 1000 signatures to ban killing fowl for...

He's got 1000 signatures to ban killing fowl for holiday feasts...
Forum: Foo
12-11-14, 12:17 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Has never been pie-eyed when slinging his lies..

Has never been pie-eyed when slinging his lies..
Forum: Foo
12-10-14, 02:29 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Almost swallowed a bigfoot while visiting a...

Almost swallowed a bigfoot while visiting a porta-potty just off the trail...
Forum: Foo
12-09-14, 12:45 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Has dreadlocks on his palms...

Has dreadlocks on his palms...
Forum: Foo
11-30-14, 07:59 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Choking the chicken is a near death experience to...

Choking the chicken is a near death experience to him...
Forum: Foo
11-29-14, 06:43 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Is henpecked...

Is henpecked...
Forum: Foo
11-29-14, 06:15 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Invented the Living Glove...

Invented the Living Glove...
Forum: Foo
11-24-14, 01:51 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

His girl is made of plastic, and he's never...

His girl is made of plastic, and he's never disappointed about that...
Forum: Foo
11-24-14, 01:22 PM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Has never been told once to zip it...

Has never been told once to zip it...
Forum: Foo
11-21-14, 11:21 AM
Replies: 16,184
Views: 905,636
Posted By mastronaut

Calls his willie Wonker...

Calls his willie Wonker...
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