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Forum: Foo
12-13-19, 08:59 PM
Replies: 329
Views: 19,740
Posted By ahsposo

Naked Florida man who made airport bomb threat...

Naked Florida man who made airport bomb threat gets probation (https://www.wptv.com/news/state/naked-florida-man-who-made-airport-bomb-threat-gets-probation)
Forum: Foo
12-13-19, 08:26 PM
Replies: 9,114
Views: 593,784
Posted By ahsposo

No I don't. I say it to everybody.

No I don't. I say it to everybody.
Forum: Foo
12-13-19, 11:48 AM
Replies: 9,114
Views: 593,784
Posted By ahsposo

Did they now? Let's see.

Did they now? Let's see.
Forum: Foo
12-13-19, 06:18 AM
Replies: 8,354
Views: 809,825
Posted By ahsposo

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Have a nice Friday 13
Forum: Foo
12-13-19, 06:15 AM
Replies: 8,354
Views: 809,825
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
12-13-19, 06:15 AM
Replies: 8,354
Views: 809,825
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
12-13-19, 06:14 AM
Replies: 8,354
Views: 809,825
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
12-13-19, 05:40 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 176
Posted By ahsposo

Ooooh! "Treating your trout" A...

Ooooh!


"Treating your trout"

A euphemism is born!

Or is that an euphemism? I get so confused with this English...
Forum: Foo
12-13-19, 05:36 AM
Replies: 8,354
Views: 809,825
Posted By ahsposo

^^^LOL! Reminds me of the question: If you...

^^^LOL!

Reminds me of the question: If you lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of a car for two hours, when you open the lid which one will be happy to see you?
Forum: Foo
12-13-19, 04:43 AM
Replies: 13,127
Views: 753,758
Posted By ahsposo

Claims to be "Area Man" and is suing The Onion...

Claims to be "Area Man" and is suing The Onion for Defamation.
Forum: Foo
12-13-19, 04:42 AM
Replies: 9,114
Views: 593,784
Posted By ahsposo

Rollfast: If you are going to post stuff like...

Rollfast: If you are going to post stuff like that video, to avoid charges of cultural appropriation, you need to show that you are circumcised.
Forum: Foo
12-12-19, 07:53 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 224
Posted By ahsposo

"Electric Airplanes" sounds like the name of '60s...

"Electric Airplanes" sounds like the name of '60s tribute band...
Forum: Foo
12-12-19, 05:35 AM
Replies: 13,127
Views: 753,758
Posted By ahsposo

His mama so weird when she play Monopoly she...

His mama so weird when she play Monopoly she stops and looks both ways before she passes GO...
Forum: Foo
12-11-19, 07:46 PM
Replies: 13,127
Views: 753,758
Posted By ahsposo

His mama is a square. She so square her milk came...

His mama is a square. She so square her milk came in cartons.
Forum: Foo
12-10-19, 06:38 PM
Replies: 13,127
Views: 753,758
Posted By ahsposo

His mama so dumb and fat, she at his trial for...

His mama so dumb and fat, she at his trial for that tax cheat thing, judge say "Order in the court" she say she'll have two double cheeseburgers, a large fries and an orange drink.
Forum: Foo
12-10-19, 11:34 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 235
Posted By ahsposo

Domain names can sell for big bucks. I did...

Domain names can sell for big bucks.

I did some works for nuts.com a retailer of peanuts, pecans, walnuts and stuff made from them. I made some comment at some point about how expensive it must...
Forum: Foo
12-10-19, 05:05 AM
Replies: 13,127
Views: 753,758
Posted By ahsposo

His mama so ugly no motor? finds her super hot...

His mama so ugly no motor? finds her super hot...
Forum: Foo
12-09-19, 05:49 PM
Replies: 13,127
Views: 753,758
Posted By ahsposo

His mama is so classless she's a Marxist Utopia...

His mama is so classless she's a Marxist Utopia...
Forum: Foo
12-09-19, 05:46 PM
Replies: 9,114
Views: 593,784
Posted By ahsposo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtKFAGqdWqE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtKFAGqdWqE
Forum: Foo
12-09-19, 05:50 AM
Replies: 13,127
Views: 753,758
Posted By ahsposo

His mom still dresses him funny.

His mom still dresses him funny.
Forum: Foo
12-08-19, 07:03 PM
Replies: 9,114
Views: 593,784
Posted By ahsposo

That rhymes with tomb. There. I killed it.

That rhymes with tomb. There. I killed it.
Forum: Foo
12-08-19, 07:02 PM
Replies: 13,127
Views: 753,758
Posted By ahsposo

Mothers point him out to their children as an...

Mothers point him out to their children as an example of what happens when you do that.
Forum: Foo
12-08-19, 06:58 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,485
Posted By ahsposo

What difference would that make? I make a killing...

What difference would that make? I make a killing at both of them...
Forum: Foo
12-08-19, 04:04 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,485
Posted By ahsposo

That one is for my hobby. The Sportwagen is for...

That one is for my hobby. The Sportwagen is for work.
Forum: Foo
12-08-19, 12:12 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,485
Posted By ahsposo

I have a 2017 VW Golf Sportwagen. There are...

I have a 2017 VW Golf Sportwagen. There are touchscreen controls AND steering wheel controls that are mutually redundant for the most part; at least for the phone and audio. No problems navigating...
Forum: Foo
12-08-19, 09:21 AM
Replies: 329
Views: 19,740
Posted By ahsposo

FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED AFTER PUNCHING WALMART...

FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED AFTER PUNCHING WALMART CUSTOMER FOR 'TAKING TOO LONG' AT CHECKOUT: POLICE...
Forum: Foo
12-08-19, 08:59 AM
Replies: 3,948
Views: 312,292
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
12-07-19, 09:01 PM
Replies: 13,127
Views: 753,758
Posted By ahsposo

Is paying me $5 for every "Like" I give him. So...

Is paying me $5 for every "Like" I give him. So far I've made $530 off him.
Forum: Foo
12-07-19, 12:38 PM
Replies: 13,127
Views: 753,758
Posted By ahsposo

Can't decide on his present to his wife either;...

Can't decide on his present to his wife either; is thinking maybe a new chainsaw but fears that may be too romantic and should save that for Valentine Day.
Forum: Foo
12-07-19, 11:09 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 682
Posted By ahsposo

A picture of Gene with his ideal mobile: ...

A picture of Gene with his ideal mobile:

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Forum: Foo
12-07-19, 07:48 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 682
Posted By ahsposo

Get off my lawn!

Get off my lawn!
Forum: Foo
12-07-19, 05:13 AM
Replies: 13,127
Views: 753,758
Posted By ahsposo

Has a lot of sheep. He claims to flock sheep and...

Has a lot of sheep. He claims to flock sheep and says he's a professional sheep flocker.
Forum: Foo
12-06-19, 09:20 AM
Replies: 9,114
Views: 593,784
Posted By ahsposo

Says who?

Says who?
Forum: Foo
12-06-19, 09:19 AM
Replies: 13,127
Views: 753,758
Posted By ahsposo

Dreams of electric sheep.

Dreams of electric sheep.
Forum: Foo
12-05-19, 08:03 PM
Replies: 13,127
Views: 753,758
Posted By ahsposo

When he sings the Suicide Hotline phones start...

When he sings the Suicide Hotline phones start ringing off the hook.
Forum: Foo
12-05-19, 02:38 PM
Replies: 8,354
Views: 809,825
Posted By ahsposo

Goes by me in a blur. But then so does Life...

Goes by me in a blur. But then so does Life itself...
Forum: Foo
12-04-19, 12:03 PM
Replies: 8,354
Views: 809,825
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, I don't see anything special.

Yeah, I don't see anything special.
Forum: Foo
12-04-19, 12:00 PM
Replies: 13,127
Views: 753,758
Posted By ahsposo

His motto is "Laugh and the world laughs with...

His motto is "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Go around with toilet paper trailing from the heel of your shoe and the world laughs at you."
Forum: Foo
12-04-19, 05:00 AM
Replies: 13,127
Views: 753,758
Posted By ahsposo

Is stockpiling massive amounts of "X" in...

Is stockpiling massive amounts of "X" in preparation for an all out assault on Christmas.
Forum: Foo
12-03-19, 04:27 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 584
Posted By ahsposo

Those lying Mexicans!

Those lying Mexicans!
Forum: Foo
12-03-19, 03:25 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 584
Posted By ahsposo

Well, in common usage a lot of things get...

Well, in common usage a lot of things get corrupted. Those other states and nations are commonly referred to as Central America.

Other examples that pop to mind are all political and probably best...
Forum: Foo
12-03-19, 01:23 PM
Replies: 3,948
Views: 312,292
Posted By ahsposo

My nice crisp winter light is back: ...

My nice crisp winter light is back:

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Forum: Foo
12-03-19, 07:23 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 312
Posted By ahsposo

And 10 years later your luck is no better.

And 10 years later your luck is no better.
Forum: Foo
12-02-19, 07:50 PM
Replies: 9,114
Views: 593,784
Posted By ahsposo

His sister is Marie, right?

His sister is Marie, right?
Forum: Foo
12-02-19, 03:49 PM
Replies: 9,114
Views: 593,784
Posted By ahsposo

No way! I not even sure I was "conceived" as much...

No way! I not even sure I was "conceived" as much as I was spontaneously foisted on an unsuspecting world.

Anywoo I know I was born on the backseat of a bus rolling down Highway 41.
Forum: Foo
12-02-19, 07:28 AM
Replies: 329
Views: 19,740
Posted By ahsposo

Florida man eating with family dies after bullet...

Florida man eating with family dies after bullet flies through door...
Forum: Foo
12-02-19, 07:23 AM
Replies: 9,114
Views: 593,784
Posted By ahsposo

I have it on good authority the Paul Drake and...

I have it on good authority the Paul Drake and Della used to rock the office supplies closet...
...
Forum: Foo
12-02-19, 05:35 AM
Replies: 9,114
Views: 593,784
Posted By ahsposo

They were "just good friends"...

They were "just good friends"...
Forum: Foo
12-02-19, 05:34 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 325
Posted By ahsposo

I'm cool with airbags!

I'm cool with airbags!
Forum: Foo
11-30-19, 05:41 PM
Replies: 13,127
Views: 753,758
Posted By ahsposo

I can see the 50% off Black Friday coupon I gave...

I can see the 50% off Black Friday coupon I gave him to shop at Bobbin Weave's Shop for Artisanal Slander and Home Made Facts went to waste.
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