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Forum: Foo
10-20-19, 09:51 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 299
Posted By ahsposo

Pro tip: A dollar bill is a fairly effective...

Pro tip:

A dollar bill is a fairly effective emergency tire boot. You wrap it around the tube (if you're are a fossil like moi) to keep the tube aneurysm to a minimum.
Forum: Foo
10-20-19, 09:46 AM
Replies: 8,206
Views: 774,375
Posted By ahsposo

Ah, to be young and indestructible again...

Ah, to be young and indestructible again...
Forum: Foo
10-20-19, 07:58 AM
Replies: 8,206
Views: 774,375
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, cockroach had the right idea but was moving...

Yeah, cockroach had the right idea but was moving too slow.
Forum: Foo
10-20-19, 04:46 AM
Replies: 8,206
Views: 774,375
Posted By ahsposo

Those beagles will never trust him again and I...

Those beagles will never trust him again and I bet the ants are pissed...
Forum: Foo
10-19-19, 08:21 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 299
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, I've had that too. I carry cotton balls to...

Yeah, I've had that too. I carry cotton balls to help flag those nasty things.
Forum: Foo
10-19-19, 07:54 PM
Replies: 10,224
Views: 2,076,241
Posted By ahsposo

Maybe it's a custom leech carrier.

Maybe it's a custom leech carrier.
Forum: Foo
10-19-19, 07:52 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 299
Posted By ahsposo

I had that problem a LONG time ago. Finally...

I had that problem a LONG time ago. Finally traced the problem to a rim strip that had shifted causing the tube to pinch in the spoke well.
Forum: Foo
10-19-19, 04:38 PM
Replies: 12,976
Views: 742,901
Posted By ahsposo

When he gave "The Talk" to his young man, he got...

When he gave "The Talk" to his young man, he got a fork and a spoon and rubbed them together for a while and then had the spoon up in stirrups delivering a spork. His son ended up in a monastery.
Forum: Foo
10-19-19, 04:10 PM
Replies: 8,206
Views: 774,375
Posted By ahsposo

So what happened there? I see his rear wheel...

So what happened there? I see his rear wheel break and he counter-steers; then is his rear wheel catching dry asphalt and straightening?
Forum: Foo
10-19-19, 03:20 PM
Replies: 12,976
Views: 742,901
Posted By ahsposo

Has a spare spork up his sleeve.

Has a spare spork up his sleeve.
Forum: Foo
10-19-19, 08:01 AM
Replies: 10,224
Views: 2,076,241
Posted By ahsposo

Oh, swell, a trailer park full of leeches: ...

Oh, swell, a trailer park full of leeches:

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Forum: Foo
10-18-19, 04:00 AM
Replies: 8,206
Views: 774,375
Posted By ahsposo

I say second degree burns. At least in a couple...

I say second degree burns. At least in a couple of spots...
Forum: Foo
10-17-19, 07:32 PM
Replies: 10,224
Views: 2,076,241
Posted By ahsposo

Not funny but far out. I follow a site that...

Not funny but far out.

I follow a site that shows an astronomy picture of the day. They are all very pretty but I found this one just outstanding and didn't know where else to share it.

From...
Forum: Foo
10-17-19, 06:50 PM
Replies: 12,976
Views: 742,901
Posted By ahsposo

An outspoken champion of inclusivity and...

An outspoken champion of inclusivity and diversity, he's organizing a boycott of Kentucky Fried Chicken until they offer more than just white plastic sporks.

"This is an outrage!" he declared in...
Forum: Foo
10-17-19, 04:50 PM
Replies: 10,224
Views: 2,076,241
Posted By ahsposo

WTF is up with all the plates and cups on that...

WTF is up with all the plates and cups on that floor? "Oh, just drop it on the floor. Somebody will sweep it up someday..."
Forum: Foo
10-17-19, 11:48 AM
Replies: 1,809
Views: 254,075
Posted By ahsposo

Yes, I meant "n" it was 5am... I took there...

Yes, I meant "n" it was 5am...

I took there word for it that the numbers would mis-align. I did think obout trying to use the old day/date wheels but decided the new ones were cheaper than a redo.
Forum: Foo
10-17-19, 04:39 AM
Replies: 1,809
Views: 254,075
Posted By ahsposo

You would be correct. The MH-36a movement is, as...

You would be correct. The MH-36a movement is, as far as I'm concerned, a real upgrade to the older movement; it hand winds and hacks. You might as well order the correct day/date wheels if your crown...
Forum: Foo
10-17-19, 03:29 AM
Replies: 3,737
Views: 297,409
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
10-16-19, 07:16 PM
Replies: 12,976
Views: 742,901
Posted By ahsposo

Picks his nose with a spork.

Picks his nose with a spork.
Forum: Foo
10-15-19, 06:45 PM
Replies: 12,976
Views: 742,901
Posted By ahsposo

As a prison handicraft project, he saved his...

As a prison handicraft project, he saved his daily sporks and used them to make an awesome model of the Andrea Doria.
Forum: Foo
10-15-19, 06:40 PM
Replies: 1,809
Views: 254,075
Posted By ahsposo

You can buy a brand new movement for a Seiko 5...

You can buy a brand new movement for a Seiko 5 for around $40. A few basic watch tools and *voila* u r a watchmaker...
Forum: Foo
10-15-19, 11:16 AM
Replies: 1,809
Views: 254,075
Posted By ahsposo

Not a joke at all. Google it.

Not a joke at all. Google it.
Forum: Foo
10-15-19, 11:00 AM
Replies: 1,809
Views: 254,075
Posted By ahsposo

You may need that watch demagnetized.

You may need that watch demagnetized.
Forum: Foo
10-15-19, 10:44 AM
Replies: 1,809
Views: 254,075
Posted By ahsposo

You use a watch to tell time? That's what...

You use a watch to tell time?

That's what cell phones are for...
Forum: Foo
10-15-19, 03:57 AM
Replies: 1,809
Views: 254,075
Posted By ahsposo

I have no idea what you are talking about... ...

I have no idea what you are talking about...

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Forum: Foo
10-14-19, 04:14 PM
Replies: 12,976
Views: 742,901
Posted By ahsposo

Is so PC that he refers to sporks as "differently...

Is so PC that he refers to sporks as "differently enabled spoons"...
Forum: Foo
10-14-19, 02:45 PM
Replies: 3,737
Views: 297,409
Posted By ahsposo

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Google Pixel 2XL
Forum: Foo
10-14-19, 02:36 PM
Replies: 12,976
Views: 742,901
Posted By ahsposo

Swears that he won't give up his spork "Until...

Swears that he won't give up his spork "Until they pry it out of my cold dead hand."
Forum: Foo
10-13-19, 07:20 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 441
Posted By ahsposo

The bell is nice. Now you have a dingaling.

The bell is nice. Now you have a dingaling.
Forum: Foo
10-13-19, 07:18 PM
Replies: 9,035
Views: 587,658
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
10-13-19, 04:09 PM
Replies: 10,224
Views: 2,076,241
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
10-13-19, 12:32 PM
Replies: 10,224
Views: 2,076,241
Posted By ahsposo

This took me a minute...

This took me a minute...
Forum: Foo
10-13-19, 09:17 AM
Replies: 9,035
Views: 587,658
Posted By ahsposo

https://youtu.be/VgnRYCS5Dxw

https://youtu.be/VgnRYCS5Dxw
Forum: Foo
10-13-19, 05:53 AM
Replies: 9,035
Views: 587,658
Posted By ahsposo

Exactly. A Pity.

Exactly. A Pity.
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 08:56 PM
Replies: 3,737
Views: 297,409
Posted By ahsposo

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

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Google Pixel 3XL
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 04:13 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 858
Posted By ahsposo

Those darn kids! I bet they never had to...

Those darn kids!

I bet they never had to walk to school.

In the snow.

Uphill.
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 02:36 PM
Replies: 301
Views: 16,654
Posted By ahsposo

Maybe filed teeth.

Maybe filed teeth.
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 02:35 PM
Replies: 301
Views: 16,654
Posted By ahsposo

I kind of wonder, but really, really don't want...

I kind of wonder, but really, really don't want to know, what those crumbs are.

You really think a guy with a style like that needs tattoos? I think tattoos would be like gilding the lily...
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 02:32 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 124
Posted By ahsposo

Texas choked. Yeah, that works for me.

Texas choked.

Yeah, that works for me.
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 02:28 PM
Replies: 9,035
Views: 587,658
Posted By ahsposo

When the thread stops. Look, you know and I...

When the thread stops.

Look, you know and I know I will kill this thread. The thread is dead. It had a good run, some ups, some downs, some exciting times and, frankly, a whole lot of boring. I...
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 01:41 PM
Replies: 301
Views: 16,654
Posted By ahsposo

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Florida man's mugshot hits viral status...
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 01:08 PM
Replies: 9,035
Views: 587,658
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, that clown Ronald, what a Bozo! More money...

Yeah, that clown Ronald, what a Bozo! More money than sense but where would I be without fools like him.

Here's a little teaser for you:
...
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 12:55 PM
Replies: 12,976
Views: 742,901
Posted By ahsposo

Among all known animals his species is unique in...

Among all known animals his species is unique in that they have evolved a special pouch on their bellies in which they carry their own spork.
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 06:50 AM
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 06:09 AM
Replies: 12,976
Views: 742,901
Posted By ahsposo

Is the biggest youtube spork influencer. ...

Is the biggest youtube spork influencer.

https://youtu.be/80cL5jcgTx0
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 05:33 AM
Replies: 3,737
Views: 297,409
Posted By ahsposo

Last night's moonrise: ...

Last night's moonrise:

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Google Pixel 2XL
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 05:27 AM
Replies: 12,976
Views: 742,901
Posted By ahsposo

His SPORK is a Merciful SPORK.

His SPORK is a Merciful SPORK.
Forum: Foo
10-11-19, 07:20 PM
Replies: 12,976
Views: 742,901
Posted By ahsposo

Has a state issued licence for concealed carry of...

Has a state issued licence for concealed carry of his spork.
Forum: Foo
10-11-19, 04:13 PM
Replies: 9,035
Views: 587,658
Posted By ahsposo

Oh, wait! You mean the McRibs. Well, yeah....

Oh, wait! You mean the McRibs.

Well, yeah. See I spoke with my old partner in crime Hamburglar and told him to put a little pressure on that lowlife Ronald. Remind old Ronnie about the pictures we...
Forum: Foo
10-11-19, 02:46 PM
Replies: 9,035
Views: 587,658
Posted By ahsposo

With what? The battery for my Zinger® or getting...

With what? The battery for my Zinger® or getting the cute 16 year old next door to come over and babysit me?
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