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Forum: Road Cycling
07-20-11, 03:07 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,098
Posted By Agave

Yup, same here.

Yup, same here.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-19-11, 09:03 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 3,495
Posted By Agave

You corner very well but where are you water...

You corner very well but where are you water bottles? You must stay hydrated!
Forum: Road Cycling
07-19-11, 08:48 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 26,224
Posted By Agave

Now did I ever say that sweetheart? I think...

Now did I ever say that sweetheart?

I think not.

Run along now.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-19-11, 06:49 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 26,224
Posted By Agave

I unwrap the bars and put the tape in the washing...

I unwrap the bars and put the tape in the washing machine with my bibs.

Every day, every ride.

Body filth on bar tape can cause canker sores and gout.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-18-11, 01:24 PM
Replies: 175
Views: 9,060
Posted By Agave

Post on bike forums.

Post on bike forums.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-18-11, 10:34 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 3,045
Posted By Agave

I_just_love_ambiguous question that get...

I_just_love_ambiguous question that get definitive answers.

There are so many variables [many of them unknown] that the only plausible correct answer is: It depends.

My personal experience is...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-18-11, 07:25 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 3,045
Posted By Agave

You need better core strength to be comfortable...

You need better core strength to be comfortable on the drops.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-17-11, 04:47 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 13,941
Posted By Agave

What do I win? ...

What do I win?

http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab304/AlecSpa/Disturbed-ticj-2-1.jpg
Forum: Road Cycling
07-17-11, 04:38 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,800
Posted By Agave

My bicycle weighs 249 pounds when I'm sitting on...

My bicycle weighs 249 pounds when I'm sitting on it.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-15-11, 07:52 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,738
Posted By Agave

Crap, I can still do it at 54. Suspension of...

Crap, I can still do it at 54.

Suspension of disbelief. Embrace it.
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
07-15-11, 04:46 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 3,608
Posted By Agave

The only way I feel really safe. ...

The only way I feel really safe.


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXDZmgVew5A/SdAimQ916FI/AAAAAAAAExE/LTaq45dxybE/s400/sideways-bike-1.jpg
Forum: Road Cycling
07-15-11, 04:39 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,738
Posted By Agave

And my thread was locked........................

And my thread was locked........................
Forum: Masters Racing (All Disciplines)
07-14-11, 05:19 PM
Replies: 11,266
Views: 514,411
Posted By Agave

I know from experience that breaking a chain [two...

I know from experience that breaking a chain [two different times] in the middle of a 1500+ w sprint sucks [big time].
Forum: Road Cycling
07-13-11, 10:09 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 3,088
Posted By Agave

You went for 'sounds like a moron' instead...

You went for 'sounds like a moron' instead though. Clearly it's working.:love:
Forum: Road Cycling
07-13-11, 08:44 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,270
Posted By Agave

http://images.codingforcharity.org/dmp/20110329/de...

http://images.codingforcharity.org/dmp/20110329/demotivational_poster_Double-Face-Palm_20110329163038_reg.png
Forum: Road Cycling
07-13-11, 08:39 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,158
Posted By Agave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYGGCVE2lKY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYGGCVE2lKY
Forum: Road Cycling
07-13-11, 02:15 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 3,088
Posted By Agave

Car/truck make a lot more noise coming and...

Car/truck make a lot more noise coming and frankly many horses are more startled by a bike then a car/truck. I usually just whistle to let the ride/horse know I'm around. If the horse looks spooky I...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-12-11, 05:04 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 637
Posted By Agave

Cycling wrecked my drinking

I came of age in a resort town during the 70's back when safe sex meant padding the headboard and designated driver meant someone had to be sober enough to find the truck. Starting at 17 I drank...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-12-11, 04:57 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 4,273
Posted By Agave

Oh look, here's one now. ...

Oh look, here's one now.

http://bostoncannons.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/ap-remora.jpg
Forum: Road Cycling
07-12-11, 02:06 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 7,525
Posted By Agave

Fixed for you...

Fixed for you...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-12-11, 02:06 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 7,525
Posted By Agave

Hopefully we'll see something really special.

Hopefully we'll see something really special.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-12-11, 12:32 PM
Replies: 207
Views: 8,070
Posted By Agave

Are you really the one to judge that? ...

Are you really the one to judge that?

I_think_not.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-12-11, 11:54 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 564
Posted By Agave

Interview with a BF roadie

Don't fark with us people, we's BAD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omgzk9sQ0eM&feature=related
Forum: Road Cycling
07-12-11, 11:49 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,369
Posted By Agave

Toxic chemicals are best sprayed in the dogs...

Toxic chemicals are best sprayed in the dogs owners eyes.

You can always just stop and gouge the dogs eyes out with a spoon too............
Forum: Professional Cycling For the Fans
07-12-11, 11:33 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,195
Posted By Agave

Interesting that the max power is so low. I would...

Interesting that the max power is so low. I would have expected well over 1000w at some point.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-12-11, 06:02 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,783
Posted By Agave

Some people say the world is going to end on...

Some people say the world is going to end on 12/12/12 too.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-11-11, 07:56 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,859
Posted By Agave

Without pics it_never_happened. Nice try...

Without pics it_never_happened.

Nice try tho......
Forum: Road Cycling
07-11-11, 07:54 PM
Replies: 211
Views: 10,154
Posted By Agave

Opposite sex.......yeah.....but I've hooked up...

Opposite sex.......yeah.....but I've hooked up with a lot of really hot guys though.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-11-11, 07:36 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,783
Posted By Agave

You know, 3 different fitters may have you on...

You know, 3 different fitters may have you on three different stems. Not everyone agrees on fit.

Go buy some cheap aluminum stems of different lengths and fool with it yourself. It's very likely...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-11-11, 05:41 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,723
Posted By Agave

You're ****ed for life...next stop, Dr. Phil ...

You're ****ed for life...next stop, Dr. Phil

Did he ask to sit in or just jump on?
Forum: Road Cycling
07-11-11, 05:33 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,723
Posted By Agave

Show us on the doll where the bad man touched...

Show us on the doll where the bad man touched you.......
Forum: Road Cycling
07-11-11, 04:24 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 4,273
Posted By Agave

Wow, you're a tough guy. [that needs to proof...

Wow, you're a tough guy. [that needs to proof read]

That chip must be heavy.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-11-11, 03:59 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 4,273
Posted By Agave

That will be a signal for you to avoid someone...

That will be a signal for you to avoid someone that does that. i.e. moron
Forum: Road Cycling
07-11-11, 03:43 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 4,273
Posted By Agave

Sitting on a wheel without asking AND respecting...

Sitting on a wheel without asking AND respecting the riders wishes is really uncool/lame/fred/asinine/boorish/rude/ghey and stupid but hey, that's how much of Merica rolls now........it's all about...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
07-11-11, 03:30 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 4,892
Posted By Agave

Power to weight ratio sucks [and cycling is all...

Power to weight ratio sucks [and cycling is all about power to weight] when you're a God but I was short once and it really really sucked. Massive watt output is mitigated by having to move all the...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-11-11, 02:59 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 4,273
Posted By Agave

ffy

ffy
Forum: Road Cycling
07-04-11, 06:42 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 4,725
Posted By Agave

I'm to lazy to find my max sprint [1500+ W]...

I'm to lazy to find my max sprint [1500+ W] that's 35 mph +. I'm amazed at the speed they can't sprint cause I'm killing myself at 35 mph.

Here's a lesser one tho.
...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-04-11, 06:08 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 5,342
Posted By Agave

7 mph I stopped for a beer[s].

7 mph

I stopped for a beer[s].
Forum: Road Cycling
07-03-11, 08:16 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,304
Posted By Agave

149 mph on a pretty steep hill.

149 mph on a pretty steep hill.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-03-11, 08:14 AM
Replies: 285
Views: 20,848
Posted By Agave

There.

There.
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
07-01-11, 08:03 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 3,393
Posted By Agave

Out of control dogs are out numbered by stupid...

Out of control dogs are out numbered by stupid a-hole cyclists 100 to 1.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-01-11, 07:55 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,442
Posted By Agave

I always stop at a laundromat mid-ride and wash...

I always stop at a laundromat mid-ride and wash my shorts..............
Forum: Road Cycling
07-01-11, 09:56 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,442
Posted By Agave

This.

This.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-01-11, 06:47 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,442
Posted By Agave

Of course with the spinning mania and pushing...

Of course with the spinning mania and pushing that massive 39 x 14 gear at 10, 000 RPM, more of your weight is going to be on the saddle. Try that shiny/new/clean big ring on the outside of the front...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-01-11, 06:40 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 5,740
Posted By Agave

Correct Funny, a quick Google locates...

Correct



Funny, a quick Google locates better information the BF.

Weird, who'd have thunk it?
Forum: Road Cycling
07-01-11, 06:32 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 5,740
Posted By Agave

What color are your eyes, that makes a difference...

What color are your eyes, that makes a difference or so I'm told.

[The what color question isn't a come on. Trust me, I ain't that subtle]
Forum: Road Cycling
07-01-11, 06:29 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,442
Posted By Agave

Try not sitting on your bike like a sack of...

Try not sitting on your bike like a sack of potatoes. Change position slightly from time to time....stand up every 15 minutes or so....stretch.

ATA, with all the crotch cream mania these days...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
07-01-11, 06:17 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 9,881
Posted By Agave

I've never found that to be true with myself. ...

I've never found that to be true with myself.

Besides, even it was was, it would be worth the effort alone to have women ask: "can I feel your leg?"
Forum: Road Cycling
06-30-11, 09:35 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 446
Posted By Agave

You_can't_possibly_go_wrong_here. ...

You_can't_possibly_go_wrong_here.

http://www.luxewheelworks.com/
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-30-11, 08:53 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 9,881
Posted By Agave

Now on to leg shaving......................... ...

Now on to leg shaving.........................

Oh_the_humanity.
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