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Forum: Foo
05-26-20, 06:37 AM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

When there's no other marsupial available and...

When there's no other marsupial available and he's in heat a gerbil will do, even a fake one...
Forum: Foo
05-25-20, 03:54 PM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

Proudly showed me his family motto: In unum...

Proudly showed me his family motto:

In unum finem, et ex alia (https://translate.yandex.com/?lang=en-la&text=In%20one%20end%20and%20out%20the%20other)
Forum: Foo
05-25-20, 04:45 AM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

Now that the marsupial mating season is here, he...

Now that the marsupial mating season is here, he spends his days and nights practicing all those special sexy marsupial moves; the grunts, the dirt pawing, the tail curls, the anal gland...
Forum: Foo
05-24-20, 08:21 PM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

Separated at birth...

Separated at birth...
Forum: Foo
05-24-20, 09:58 AM
Replies: 8,711
Views: 911,249
Posted By ahsposo

I love the guy standing at the corner. When it's...

I love the guy standing at the corner. When it's far too late he does his job. May have a future in politics...
Forum: Foo
05-24-20, 04:28 AM
Replies: 1,555
Views: 118,856
Posted By ahsposo

https://youtu.be/D2vIPnzY90w

https://youtu.be/D2vIPnzY90w
Forum: Foo
05-24-20, 04:25 AM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

Puts his no-pants on two legs at a time.

Puts his no-pants on two legs at a time.
Forum: Foo
05-23-20, 04:13 PM
Replies: 1,663
Views: 116,628
Posted By ahsposo

Missing baseball? Well, here's some baseball...

Missing baseball? Well, here's some baseball sized hail:

https://youtu.be/L9El33dFL-w
Forum: Foo
05-23-20, 03:08 PM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

Thinks the phrase "putting out for free" is what...

Thinks the phrase "putting out for free" is what happens during a garage clean-out or after your cat has kittens...
Forum: Foo
05-23-20, 10:43 AM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

Finally found fine fitting fibs for faking...

Finally found fine fitting fibs for faking favorable fictional fecal forecasts.
Forum: Foo
05-22-20, 11:14 AM
Replies: 8,711
Views: 911,249
Posted By ahsposo

I thought drag racing nowadays involved guys in...

I thought drag racing nowadays involved guys in dresses competing on some TV show...
Forum: Foo
05-22-20, 04:05 AM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

As he has totally eliminated pants and underwear...

As he has totally eliminated pants and underwear from his wardrobe he is officially declaring his "Free Willy" campaign a complete success.
Forum: Foo
05-21-20, 09:05 AM
Replies: 4,295
Views: 347,945
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
05-21-20, 08:58 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 348
Posted By ahsposo

But it's a really good skool, Mr. Kresky!

But it's a really good skool, Mr. Kresky!
Forum: Foo
05-21-20, 06:31 AM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

Is called the Gluteus Maximus, Exalted Leader of...

Is called the Gluteus Maximus, Exalted Leader of the Glutens from the planet Uranus. He comes in peace.

Maybe...
Forum: Foo
05-20-20, 07:29 PM
Replies: 1,555
Views: 118,856
Posted By ahsposo

I'm sure it's Sunday somewhere: ...

I'm sure it's Sunday somewhere:

https://youtu.be/NfOHjeI-Bns
Forum: Foo
05-20-20, 10:24 AM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

Is so happy with the BOGO deal he got at Uncle...

Is so happy with the BOGO deal he got at Uncle Bud's Big Warehouse of Fibs and Slander...
Forum: Foo
05-20-20, 08:02 AM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

The lying sleeps tonight.

The lying sleeps tonight.
Forum: Foo
05-19-20, 03:36 PM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

Insists on his right to use a pronoun as a verb. ...

Insists on his right to use a pronoun as a verb.

"If you don't like it I'll him you on the head!" he shouted when I tried to gently correct hit.
Forum: Foo
05-19-20, 02:24 PM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

Has a note from his doctor that explains the...

Has a note from his doctor that explains the excessive foaming at the mouth is harmless even if it is rather messy.
Forum: Foo
05-19-20, 07:28 AM
Replies: 8,711
Views: 911,249
Posted By ahsposo

I know it works for bicycle sprints, I had no...

I know it works for bicycle sprints, I had no idea it could be adapted for football...
Forum: Foo
05-19-20, 05:42 AM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

He's completely convinced this thread is about...

He's completely convinced this thread is about flies...
Forum: Foo
05-18-20, 06:52 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 261
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
05-18-20, 06:08 AM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

ftfy: not rusty enough...

ftfy: not rusty enough...
Forum: Foo
05-18-20, 04:57 AM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

His "get up and go" got up this morning, looked...

His "get up and go" got up this morning, looked out the window at the same old crap it saw yesterday and turned around and went back to bed.
Forum: Foo
05-17-20, 05:26 PM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

Offered to buy no motor? a pair of pants. From...

Offered to buy no motor? a pair of pants. From WalMart, no less.
Forum: Foo
05-16-20, 05:07 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,873
Posted By ahsposo

Well that does simplify wardrobe choices...

Well that does simplify wardrobe choices...
Forum: Foo
05-16-20, 04:25 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,873
Posted By ahsposo

Last Sunday night cooked some kabob on my Lodge...

Last Sunday night cooked some kabob on my Lodge grill:

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Chicken marinated in...
Forum: Foo
05-16-20, 09:38 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 790
Posted By ahsposo

Film burns like a house on fire!

Film burns like a house on fire!
Forum: Foo
05-16-20, 03:57 AM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

Treats his body like a Temple, an Alee Shrine...

Treats his body like a Temple, an Alee Shrine Temple. He rents it out for all occasions...
Forum: Foo
05-15-20, 01:15 PM
Replies: 1,663
Views: 116,628
Posted By ahsposo

Whoa! Had to put it on pause. I'm gonna run out...

Whoa! Had to put it on pause. I'm gonna run out and get baked. Be right back!
Forum: Foo
05-15-20, 04:41 AM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

Dreamed he was King of the Wipe Weevils in his...

Dreamed he was King of the Wipe Weevils in his Maidenform bra...
Forum: Foo
05-15-20, 04:39 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 171
Posted By ahsposo

Ooh!Ooh! A garden planter!

Ooh!Ooh! A garden planter!
Forum: Foo
05-14-20, 07:02 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 171
Posted By ahsposo

Or a door stop...

Or a door stop...
Forum: Foo
05-14-20, 05:40 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 651
Posted By ahsposo

And JUST what would you know about "perfectly...

And JUST what would you know about "perfectly normal" Mr. I. Kant Warepantz?
Forum: Foo
05-14-20, 04:17 PM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

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Forum: Foo
05-14-20, 04:08 PM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

Always chooses the lesser of two weevils.

Always chooses the lesser of two weevils.
Forum: Foo
05-14-20, 05:55 AM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

I think congratulations are in order; he's just...

I think congratulations are in order; he's just been hired by a inside the beltway stink tank to consider solutions for the wipe weevils infestation. Good Luck in your examination!
Forum: Foo
05-14-20, 04:00 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 335
Posted By ahsposo

I plan on being forever young and living forever....

I plan on being forever young and living forever. So far my plan is working.

Ignore the old codger behind the curtain, he's irrelevant to this discussion.
Forum: Foo
05-13-20, 05:09 PM
Replies: 8,711
Views: 911,249
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, I'll bet your were getting all kind of...

Yeah, I'll bet your were getting all kind of ideas on how to take advantage of the situation...
Forum: Foo
05-13-20, 05:07 PM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

Breeds asswipe weevils for fun and profit.

Breeds asswipe weevils for fun and profit.
Forum: Foo
05-13-20, 04:14 AM
Replies: 13,697
Views: 789,897
Posted By ahsposo

Will awaken later this morning only to find his...

Will awaken later this morning only to find his hoard of TP is infested with the dreaded asswipe weevils....
05-12-20, 04:40 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 679
Posted By ahsposo

Damn! Makes me glad I spend the measly $12 to...

Damn! Makes me glad I spend the measly $12 to enjoy BF ad-free and pay the enormous salaries of the mods...
Forum: Foo
05-12-20, 03:40 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,319
Posted By ahsposo

You are so stalwart! Pioneer stock, and all that.

You are so stalwart! Pioneer stock, and all that.
Forum: Foo
05-11-20, 07:47 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,319
Posted By ahsposo

"First Aid for Paper Cuts?"

"First Aid for Paper Cuts?"
Forum: Foo
05-11-20, 04:29 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,418
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, nap attacks: ...

Yeah, nap attacks:

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Forum: Foo
05-11-20, 05:31 AM
Replies: 4,295
Views: 347,945
Posted By ahsposo

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

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Pixel2 XL
Forum: Foo
05-11-20, 05:29 AM
Replies: 4,295
Views: 347,945
Posted By ahsposo

I did shoot with my Pixel ...

I did shoot with my Pixel
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Forum: Foo
05-11-20, 05:06 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,418
Posted By ahsposo

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

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Forum: Foo
05-11-20, 03:37 AM
Replies: 4,295
Views: 347,945
Posted By ahsposo

No, Nikon D7000 70-200 set at around 70mm ...

No, Nikon D7000 70-200 set at around 70mm

I'm looking forward to yours. BBC had a set of about 6 shots that put mine to shame (https://www.bbc.com/news/in-pictures-52585160).

An example:
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