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Forum: Road Cycling
03-22-15, 08:32 AM
Replies: 161
Views: 11,647
Posted By EvilWeasel

True. B group pulls at 20-22 mph can last a...

True.

B group pulls at 20-22 mph can last a mile or two.

A group at 25+ they only pull for 30 seconds or less.

There is much less variation in rider fitness with the A team. B group can...
Forum: Living Car Free
03-15-15, 10:21 PM
Replies: 236
Views: 12,798
Posted By EvilWeasel

Porsche 912... Or dodge charger with a 440 six...

Porsche 912... Or dodge charger with a 440 six pack. What ever you prefer. Just don't let anyone tell you a 1996 Ford Taurus is the better option just for the sake of having a car. You understand...
Forum: Living Car Free
03-15-15, 03:28 PM
Replies: 236
Views: 12,798
Posted By EvilWeasel

Lol. Thank you. We should all be able to do as we...

Lol. Thank you. We should all be able to do as we please and have the ability to step out on a limb and change our circumstances if we don't find them suitable to our desires.

Keep on doing what...
Forum: Road Cycling
03-15-15, 03:18 PM
Replies: 161
Views: 11,647
Posted By EvilWeasel

Everyone starts somewhere. Most of us B group...

Everyone starts somewhere. Most of us B group lifers can see what you are trying to do. Pull as long as you can than by all means drop in and take a break. As long as you make an attempt the group...
Forum: Advocacy & Safety
03-15-15, 02:08 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,773
Posted By EvilWeasel

Glad to hear you are healed up and back on two...

Glad to hear you are healed up and back on two wheels.

It's easy to blame something or someone else for your crash. Especially when thier bone head move starts the chain of events that leads to...
Forum: Road Cycling
03-15-15, 01:48 PM
Replies: 161
Views: 11,647
Posted By EvilWeasel

Unfortunatly i am a dude. A very tiny dude. If i...

Unfortunatly i am a dude. A very tiny dude. If i was a chick the dress size joke wouldn't be funny... It'd just be taunting.

There is no rule that says i have to use the aero bars on the tt bike....
Forum: Living Car Free
03-15-15, 01:25 PM
Replies: 236
Views: 12,798
Posted By EvilWeasel

I've lived in places with winter or 20 miles of...

I've lived in places with winter or 20 miles of nothing between me and anyplace useful. I don't live in those places anymore. If i did i would still own a car or motorcycle and not feel bad about it....
Forum: Living Car Free
03-15-15, 01:14 PM
Replies: 236
Views: 12,798
Posted By EvilWeasel

I'm a mechanic by trade and a gear head by the...

I'm a mechanic by trade and a gear head by the grace of god. I love the internal combustion engine in all its forms. I'm also a bachelor, i live in a city, it's only 3 miles to work and 3 miles from...
Forum: Touring
03-15-15, 12:48 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,344
Posted By EvilWeasel

When i first started getting back into riding i...

When i first started getting back into riding i had a flat bar hybrid and no clue. After a few club rides i realized i needed to be able to get more aero on those long into the wind slogs. Aero bars...
Forum: Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
03-12-15, 07:36 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 9,107
Posted By EvilWeasel

I've seen it done but it had to be shifted by...

I've seen it done but it had to be shifted by hand while stopped.
Forum: Road Cycling
03-12-15, 07:25 PM
Replies: 161
Views: 11,647
Posted By EvilWeasel

I have no problem taking my turn pulling... But i...

I have no problem taking my turn pulling... But i weigh. 110 lbs, ride an aero tri bike, and wear a smaller dress size than your girlfriend. No body wants to draft me. I often end up chilling in the...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
03-09-15, 08:41 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 6,770
Posted By EvilWeasel

I didn't if used to think the bike mattered. If...

I didn't if used to think the bike mattered. If your bike is slow... Train harder.

Than i bought a good bike on a whim. I was wrong... Best g i ever spent. (A lot to me for a bike, but cheap by...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
03-09-15, 08:35 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 8,717
Posted By EvilWeasel

Bull horns and aero bars. Comfort, control, tuck...

Bull horns and aero bars. Comfort, control, tuck in aero when you need it.

You can also run aeros on flat bar hybrids. Works great. Trust me.
Forum: Road Cycling
03-09-15, 08:31 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,475
Posted By EvilWeasel

Hey, he asked for advice. He didn't specify good...

Hey, he asked for advice. He didn't specify good advice.
Forum: Road Cycling
03-09-15, 08:29 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,475
Posted By EvilWeasel

Also. You must train yourself not to target...

Also. You must train yourself not to target fixate. The bike goes where you look. See it, stare at it, hit it. Exit line or obstacle. That's the rule.
Forum: Road Cycling
03-09-15, 08:07 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,475
Posted By EvilWeasel

Put your elbows up. Hold your line. Be aggressive...

Put your elbows up. Hold your line. Be aggressive but predictable. Try to slightly scare yourself in each corner. When you don't think you can make it and your heart skips a beat... Hold fast and...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
03-08-15, 04:35 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,764
Posted By EvilWeasel

Get your bike properly fitted. Most people's...

Get your bike properly fitted. Most people's seats need to be raised more than they would think. Especially if bad knees are involved.
Forum: Winter Cycling
03-08-15, 04:28 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,234
Posted By EvilWeasel

I work on boats. Mostly boats that live in salt...

I work on boats. Mostly boats that live in salt water. Sometimes they sink. I'd assume that's similar to being covered with road salt and snow. The trick to saving all the external accessories on a...
Forum: Advocacy & Safety
03-03-15, 09:04 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 7,401
Posted By EvilWeasel

95.736% of the time silly angry drivers are to be...

95.736% of the time silly angry drivers are to be ridiculed and ignored. The other 4.484% please get out of your car so i can stuff you back in upside down.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
02-27-15, 11:24 PM
Replies: 741
Views: 102,765
Posted By EvilWeasel

I'm a gear head mechanic. I love horsepower And...

I'm a gear head mechanic. I love horsepower And going fast. Even if i have to use my own body. My boss gave me a 50cc Chinese scooter as a gift. I sold it to buy new tires for the triathlon bike....
Forum: Commuting
02-26-15, 08:44 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 3,833
Posted By EvilWeasel

Nope not stir crazy here, but the iguanas have...

Nope not stir crazy here, but the iguanas have been in hibernation for the last week or two.
Forum: Classic & Vintage
02-26-15, 08:42 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,345
Posted By EvilWeasel

No. Nothing is sacred. Ask a cow/hamburger.

No. Nothing is sacred. Ask a cow/hamburger.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
02-26-15, 08:41 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 10,172
Posted By EvilWeasel

...but what if your wife turns out to like...

...but what if your wife turns out to like riding? How will you get away on the weekends? You are going to halve to take up golf.
Forum: Clydesdales/Athenas (200+ lb / 91+ kg)
02-26-15, 08:37 PM
Replies: 176
Views: 7,516
Posted By EvilWeasel

Already at 275, all outdoors. Good thing i live...

Already at 275, all outdoors. Good thing i live in south FL or it would have sucked.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
02-24-15, 10:29 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,255
Posted By EvilWeasel

I once left the house for work when it...

I once left the house for work when it was.-12F... I moved back to south Florida the next month. If the canary drops dead leave the mine, if the iguana drops dead... Leave the state.
Forum: Classic & Vintage
02-24-15, 10:13 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,338
Posted By EvilWeasel

Balls... And kinetic energy. Fat guy...

Balls...

And kinetic energy.

Fat guy with big brass ones wins every time. My years of studying apexes, lines, and technique is all useless compared to a fat guy with nuts.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
02-24-15, 10:09 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,255
Posted By EvilWeasel

Made it home alive after eating a hash brownie...

Made it home alive after eating a hash brownie given to me by a fellow bike club member. It took every ounce of skill i developed over the years. Also... I am way too old for hash brownies.
Forum: Classic & Vintage
02-24-15, 10:00 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 4,742
Posted By EvilWeasel

I dont care how many grams lighter your bike is...

I dont care how many grams lighter your bike is than mine... I'm 80lbs lighter than you, and we are both in excellent shape. I will always win when fighting gravity.
Forum: Classic & Vintage
02-24-15, 09:46 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 13,901
Posted By EvilWeasel

I will trade you 3 laverda's for one kawasaki...

I will trade you 3 laverda's for one kawasaki two-stroke triple or a honda nsr 250 of any model.

I recently rebuilt a yamaha 300hp V6 direct inject 2 stroke at work.... Mmmmmm. Orgasm noises.mmm....
Forum: Classic & Vintage
02-24-15, 05:57 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 13,901
Posted By EvilWeasel

Give me levers i can trim... I don't need to know...

Give me levers i can trim... I don't need to know what gear I'm in by specific number.. My legs will tell me if I'm in the correct one.

Than again i also prefer carburetors. Which probably says...
Forum: Classic & Vintage
02-22-15, 07:05 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 13,901
Posted By EvilWeasel

The inventor of those should be beaten silly with...

The inventor of those should be beaten silly with his own invention.
Forum: Touring
02-22-15, 06:59 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 9,071
Posted By EvilWeasel

Cotton has worked great since 1850... However, it...

Cotton has worked great since 1850... However, it is 2015 and technology marches on. Enginered synthetics exist and work better.
Forum: Clydesdales/Athenas (200+ lb / 91+ kg)
02-22-15, 06:47 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,090
Posted By EvilWeasel

Welcome to the never-ending search for a better...

Welcome to the never-ending search for a better seat club. Hope you find one quickly and hope it's cheap.

Experiment with height and angle before writing a seat off. Most folks seats are actually...
Forum: Road Cycling
02-22-15, 06:29 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,162
Posted By EvilWeasel

Why use aerobars with road drops? Just use the...

Why use aerobars with road drops? Just use the drops. Aeros with bullhorns or flats i get.
Forum: Road Cycling
02-22-15, 11:31 AM
Replies: 110
Views: 7,956
Posted By EvilWeasel

Yes and no. I'm a mechanic by trade but I'm also...

Yes and no. I'm a mechanic by trade but I'm also lazy. Some days i do it myself, some days. I take it in.
Forum: Classic & Vintage
02-22-15, 11:25 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 4,742
Posted By EvilWeasel

We don't have a lot of climbs in south Florida...

We don't have a lot of climbs in south Florida but going up the bridges, myself 120lbs (weekend warrior), and a 90lb female triathalete destroy the actual crit and road racers in the club.
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
02-18-15, 07:52 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 10,744
Posted By EvilWeasel

It's not so funny if i explain it. But since you...

It's not so funny if i explain it. But since you asked...

I accidentally rode through the debris of a shattered yard gnome on trash pick up day. I discovered the flat the next day when leaving for...
Forum: Classic & Vintage
02-14-15, 08:33 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,204
Posted By EvilWeasel

Penis

Penis
Forum: Electric Bikes
02-14-15, 08:28 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,794
Posted By EvilWeasel

Don't worry, eventually the sand will fall out of...

Don't worry, eventually the sand will fall out of your vagina and you will be able to ride in traffic like a normal human being.
Forum: Bicycle Mechanics
02-14-15, 08:22 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 6,641
Posted By EvilWeasel

Thank you... But i was asking about hotdogs not...

Thank you... But i was asking about hotdogs not marshmallows. Please stay on topic.
Forum: Bicycle Mechanics
02-14-15, 02:02 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 6,641
Posted By EvilWeasel

Does anyone know what type of spokes make the...

Does anyone know what type of spokes make the best skewers for cooking hotdogs over a camp fire? It's the number 1 concern for my next purchase.
Forum: Winter Cycling
02-08-15, 08:32 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 778
Posted By EvilWeasel

Did that. Works great. Just do please mind the...

Did that. Works great. Just do please mind the iguanas on the MUPs. .
Forum: Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
02-08-15, 08:27 PM
Replies: 24,587
Views: 2,621,180
Posted By EvilWeasel

Today i.... Almost killed a fat dumb tourist...

Today i....

Almost killed a fat dumb tourist stepping into the bibike lane.
Randomly ran into a bike club buddy 30 miles from home.
Bought a 2 dollor organic bannana at a local market.
Crashed...
Forum: Electronics, Lighting, & Gadgets
02-08-15, 06:13 PM
Replies: 267
Views: 23,001
Posted By EvilWeasel

If you're pissed over my lights it means you've...

If you're pissed over my lights it means you've seen me. Mission accomplished. I win. Sorry about your feelings and retinas.
Forum: Hybrid Bicycles
02-08-15, 01:28 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 4,882
Posted By EvilWeasel

I rock aeros on my hybrid. For a long time it was...

I rock aeros on my hybrid. For a long time it was my only bike and i had to find a way to get lower during those long into the wind sections. Especially considering even our b group is all on road...
Forum: Hybrid Bicycles
02-08-15, 01:19 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,985
Posted By EvilWeasel

What's an off season?

What's an off season?
Forum: Commuting
02-03-15, 01:13 AM
Replies: 507
Views: 32,155
Posted By EvilWeasel

I was happy and smiling for the picture, but the...

I was happy and smiling for the picture, but the camera car cut me off so i punched him in the face at the next traffic light.
Forum: Road Cycling
02-03-15, 01:08 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 5,437
Posted By EvilWeasel

Our unofficial bike club has an offical bar/bike...

Our unofficial bike club has an offical bar/bike shop hang out. It's 3 miles to the beach and back. Sprints for beers and 5$ bets are pretty common.

The current champ is a young, athletic,...
Forum: Commuting
02-03-15, 01:00 AM
Replies: 149
Views: 10,081
Posted By EvilWeasel

Depends on my mood that day. Some days i go for...

Depends on my mood that day. Some days i go for it... Some days i need to stop and flirt with the cute 7-11 girl.
Forum: Hybrid Bicycles
02-03-15, 12:54 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,922
Posted By EvilWeasel

I'm not sure i am really leaving... My hybrid...

I'm not sure i am really leaving... My hybrid does many things well. The new tt bike does one thing well... go fast. I'm not sure I'm willing to trade in the hybrid completely.
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