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Forum: Foo
08-11-20, 01:56 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

Puts the “ick” in turning a trick.

Puts the “ick” in turning a trick.
Forum: Foo
08-10-20, 10:12 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

He still is a free range child at Gary’s boneless...

He still is a free range child at Gary’s boneless chicken ranch.
Forum: Foo
08-09-20, 05:53 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

Still confused about getting pasted and wasted

Still confused about getting pasted and wasted
Forum: Foo
08-01-20, 10:44 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

The hitch in his step only appears when he’s...

The hitch in his step only appears when he’s thoroughly knackered.
Forum: Foo
07-31-20, 10:31 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

Gigged a sweet frog and went on a kissing spree...

Gigged a sweet frog and went on a kissing spree “princess or prince don’t matter to me”.
Forum: Foo
07-28-20, 09:29 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

Figured he deserved to live in a high zoot...

Figured he deserved to live in a high zoot neighborhood so he moved his van down by the river up the creek a bit to the sewage treatment plant.
Forum: Foo
07-26-20, 02:41 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

Autoclaving his fetish sporks is his gift to...

Autoclaving his fetish sporks is his gift to social distancing.
Forum: Foo
07-25-20, 01:59 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

His Micro-Ag YouTube special Poke, Drag, & Scoop...

His Micro-Ag YouTube special Poke, Drag, & Scoop demonstrates cookie sheet farming with 40” and a spork. He says ”Ploughing the back 40 has really improved my chicken choking techniques”.
Forum: Foo
07-23-20, 10:40 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

His crack spork is well twisted from heavy use as...

His crack spork is well twisted from heavy use as he appreciates the grip of the tines on his nostrils.
Forum: Foo
07-20-20, 06:59 AM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

Spend his evenings quietly tinkering with the...

Spend his evenings quietly tinkering with the Mother Of All Lies. He harnessed multiple SBD’s to create MOAL’s lightweight destructive power.
Forum: Foo
07-19-20, 12:13 AM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

He swears that his Cheeto infused spray tan...

He swears that his Cheeto infused spray tan adhesive makes him “Presidential” and is bringing a new tone of leadership to the van community... down by the river.
Forum: Foo
07-16-20, 07:22 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

Unsure about circumcision, he figured he’d...

Unsure about circumcision, he figured he’d experiment with spray adhesive to keep “things in their place”.
Forum: Foo
07-15-20, 10:43 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

With spray adhesive and a roll of tin foil he...

With spray adhesive and a roll of tin foil he turned his XXXXL cardboard box into a highly successful “down-by the river short term rental” for studying van life.
Forum: Foo
07-11-20, 07:16 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

Read Lies for Geniuses in a few minutes.

Read Lies for Geniuses in a few minutes.
Forum: Foo
07-11-20, 03:15 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

Frequently chained and led to perform unspeakable...

Frequently chained and led to perform unspeakable acts in Braille.
Forum: Foo
07-11-20, 07:37 AM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

His victory dance is “dropping the long bomb”.

His victory dance is “dropping the long bomb”.
Forum: Foo
07-10-20, 07:16 AM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

Labors in his workshop cross breeding a cabbage...

Labors in his workshop cross breeding a cabbage patch doll with a furby.
Forum: Foo
07-08-20, 10:37 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

Being a man of the past in the present he curses...

Being a man of the past in the present he curses the plastic coat hangers for their poor reception.
Forum: Foo
07-08-20, 07:45 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

At “Heavenly Rockers Rest” he’s known as the...

At “Heavenly Rockers Rest” he’s known as the “Limpist”.
Forum: Foo
07-07-20, 08:48 AM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

He rasps to the hot single “Chokehold”.

He rasps to the hot single “Chokehold”.
Forum: Foo
07-07-20, 08:27 AM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

Dropped a potato and baked it for the good of all...

Dropped a potato and baked it for the good of all mankind.
Forum: Foo
07-05-20, 02:43 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

His body is a scriptorium for all the dirt road...

His body is a scriptorium for all the dirt road porno positions.
Forum: Foo
07-05-20, 10:04 AM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

Titillated by little freak hands.

Titillated by little freak hands.
Forum: Foo
07-03-20, 09:48 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

His days of violating are long behind him but he...

His days of violating are long behind him but he thinks about it several time a year.
Forum: Foo
07-03-20, 10:42 AM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

Plugging in a jump drive gives him a thrill like...

Plugging in a jump drive gives him a thrill like no other.
Forum: Foo
07-02-20, 08:46 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,831
Posted By Jseis

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulletin/2000x1493/5c4d643b_1c36_45e5_a3b5_e8994a39049b_73a4df8cef3408910b984e4d1570a3f2f7d1a842.jpeg
Forum: Foo
06-28-20, 09:13 AM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

Moon.. walks every morning. Full moon, half...

Moon.. walks every morning. Full
moon, half moon. Thinking of going Nationwide
Forum: Foo
06-24-20, 08:15 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

As a transgender vegan Luddite textualist, he’s...

As a transgender vegan Luddite textualist, he’s got all the, ahem, ... bases covered.
Forum: Foo
06-23-20, 06:17 AM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

Forgoes shoes for naked prancing.

Forgoes shoes for naked prancing.
Forum: Foo
06-22-20, 07:12 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

A profligate liar wearing slander like dirty...

A profligate liar wearing slander like dirty tighty whiteys.
Forum: Foo
06-14-20, 09:43 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

Wears his pant on his head to cover his lone...

Wears his pant on his head to cover his lone dreadlock.
Forum: Foo
06-14-20, 06:58 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

Finds the No Pant movement titillating though the...

Finds the No Pant movement titillating though the No Pant Right Leggers were incensed with his observation that the No Pant Left Leggers were packing more genetic equipment.
Forum: Foo
06-11-20, 06:44 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

“Picks Six” with Five Fingered Mary when he needs...

“Picks Six” with Five Fingered Mary when he needs personal time.
Forum: Foo
06-09-20, 11:13 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,876
Posted By Jseis

Ingo

Ingo
Forum: Foo
06-09-20, 10:27 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 760
Posted By Jseis

Speaking of switches, this last weekend I came...

Speaking of switches, this last weekend I came across a points file in one of my tool boxes. I’ve one vehicle that needs it (‘41 Ford 9N). The Hall Effect plus other tech advances do wonders for IC...
Forum: Foo
06-09-20, 07:17 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

After the orgy he did the Clorox Cleanse...

After the orgy he did the Clorox Cleanse Challenge.
Forum: Foo
05-31-20, 06:17 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

His revolutionary resource GerbaList is really...

His revolutionary resource GerbaList is really going to give Craig something uncomfortable.
Forum: Foo
05-27-20, 07:58 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

In the midnight hour he thinks what a long...

In the midnight hour he thinks what a long strange gerbil journey.
Forum: Foo
05-22-20, 07:17 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

They knew his heart wasn’t into it when he went...

They knew his heart wasn’t into it when he went soft on his position.
Forum: Foo
05-20-20, 11:36 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

His entrepreneurial instincts and misplaced...

His entrepreneurial instincts and misplaced aspirations got the best of him when his website advertised the wholesomeness of the Free Range Gluteal Ranch up Cleft Gulch.
Forum: Foo
05-18-20, 04:30 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,876
Posted By Jseis

I really like my birdhouse pic but today I saw...

I really like my birdhouse pic but today I saw this little guy working my blueberry patch by our house and this is really spring. Our native bumblebees will work ~55 degrees and above (59 today)...
Forum: Foo
05-17-20, 01:43 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 951
Posted By Jseis

Picked up this 50 Volt Ryobi at HD when the floor...

Picked up this 50 Volt Ryobi at HD when the floor manager mentioned to a staffer that could they clear this stock at 50% off? and the staffer said “probably “ and I overheard them and said “Sold!”.
...
Forum: Foo
05-13-20, 10:02 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

While hovering over the bowl, he always gets...

While hovering over the bowl, he always gets stalled thinking in reverse P.O.V. he should wipe left for right wipe weevil acceptance.
Forum: Foo
05-12-20, 08:05 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,876
Posted By Jseis

These are Violet Greens and males are beautifully...

These are Violet Greens and males are beautifully iridescent. I’m amazed how easily they go through that small hole.
Forum: Foo
05-12-20, 07:59 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,294
Posted By Jseis

Locolobo13 AlmostTrick nondes

Locolobo13
AlmostTrick
nondes
Forum: Foo
05-10-20, 08:17 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 823
Posted By Jseis

My wife picked this up at Astoria Sunday Market a...

My wife picked this up at Astoria Sunday Market a few years ago for a stocking stuffer.

Stays wickedly sharp. A great simple knife.

...
Forum: Foo
05-02-20, 11:26 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,869
Posted By Jseis

He loves beer. He died of a Coronary

He loves beer. He died of a Coronary
Forum: Foo
05-02-20, 08:07 AM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

His real innovation is recycling old memory...

His real innovation is recycling old memory lapses into the J. Pollock Cycle Extreme. With a carbon pubic hair fiber frame, he gets screwed forward and backward.
Forum: Foo
04-28-20, 08:47 PM
Replies: 14,301
Views: 821,373
Posted By Jseis

Considers Viagra a classic sports booster.

Considers Viagra a classic sports booster.
04-26-20, 07:21 PM
Replies: 198
Views: 11,374
Posted By Jseis

I sample/census south bound touring cyclists on...

I sample/census south bound touring cyclists on US 101 two hours a day (my commute time). Then I developed the estimates based on time of day. I’ve a pretty good sampling routine figured out....
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