Uh, oh. One of my bikes is the same model used to win a variety of races in Europe. I have not won any European races.
Therefore, I should not be riding that bike.
Hmmm......same with a couple of my cycling caps. Possibly a water bottle or two, I'm thinking those bidons are exact replicas of those tipped up between the lips of some race winners, and/or guys who have had made the podium or come close.
I've seen guys on the podium in black shorts, too. I have black shorts....
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