So in the Mekong River there are rays that get to be 5 meters long with stingers that are like a foot or two long. Pretty scary. but awesome as well.
But today I bought a Ciocc road bike with Columbus SL tubing and a mix of Campy Record and Dura Ace parts. All for $75. So stoked man
I hate you for this - at least until you can post pics of it. Ciocc is like one of those mystical brands for me. So rare in these parts
Edit - the above Is jpsawyer's quote, which I obviously mangled too badly